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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 2 Feb 1997.
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$ITWILLWORK$

$ITWILLWORK$

alt.ascii-art.animation · 1 message · 2 Feb 1997
Charles Tizya <cha...@permafrost.com> ASCII art 2 Feb 1997 00:00 · raw headers · report
Hi There !!!!

Please take a few minute to read this, it will CHANGE YOUR LIFE !!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   It Really Will   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPORTANT: Please PRINT this message for future reference, or SAVE
it to your disk using the [save Message(s) AS...] command from the file;
be sure to save it as a plain text type (*.txt) and give it a name you will
remember (don't forget the .txt extension).

Now let us Proceed ............

Do you need money for any reason ???
Are you HONEST and SINCERE ???
Are you in debt and need cash ???
Do you have $5.00 to spare ???

If you answered "YES" to one or all of the above,
then follow me on a short journey into "Security" !!!

Or if you want ........... A LOT OF MONEY !!!
and only for a small investment of ...... $5.00

What I am about to reveal is "ABSOLUTELY LEGAL"
There are NO GIMMICKS and neither is it A SCAM !!

If you feel reluctant, just keep reading !!
It's not going to cost you anything is it ??

All you require is ...............

ABSOLUTE HONESTY
5 One Dollar Bills in US currency
Note: no chegues or money orders ... just cash !!
5 Envelops.
5 appropriate Stamps/Postage.
5 Sheets of Writing Paper, and ........
A few moments of your time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
YOU MUST SEND THE CASH OR IT WILL NOT WORK !!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
THE CASH IS THE KEY TO THE WHOLE CONCEPT ....
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you send the CASH, I promise, you will collect a minimum of
$50,000.00 after 4 to 5 weeks, depending of course ON YOU !!
And only if you comply with the contents of this e-mail !!

LET'S CONTINUE SHALL WE  ?????????

Fact 1.  The internet grows at an amazing pace,
the internet (or the number of people who use it)
doubles in size .... once a year !!

Fact 2.  There are 20,000 available newsgroups online
at any given time .... night or day !!

Fact 3.  The key factor to the success of this "business".
is in reality, people like you and me who require money
for whatever reason. And all it costs each person is $5.00 cash.
Which then eventually turns into $50,000.00,
After the 4th or 5th week.

ASTOUNDING YOU SAY ???   UNBELIEVABLE ???
The concept is so simple, it is unbelievable !!!!!!

Well ........... Here's how it works my friend ............

$$$$$$$
STEP 1.
$$$$$$$

You take a sheet of writing paper and write,
YOUR NAME AND FULL MAILING ADDRESS.
On that same sheet of paper, you also write,
"PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST"

This is where the legalities come in, which is a
concern of most "HONEST" people everywhere !!

Well ..... by requesting your name be placed
on someone's mailing list, and including the dollar bill,
You are in fact paying for a legitimate service,
it's that SIMPLE !!!!!!!!!!!

And all you require is the common decency to
include rightful payment to the one who shall
"ADD YOU TO HIS/HER MAILING LIST" !!!!!!

Anyway, to continue .............

Place the dollar bill on the sheet of paper with your
request and your name and mailing address.

Fold the paper over the dollar bill and place it,
IN THE ENVELOP on which you will write
the address of one of the 5 names and addresses
*********** LISTED BELOW *************

And ........ make sure you use the appropriate
stamps or postage because the postage differs
from country to country.

In order as they appear, write on your envelops .......

1. Desa Phanalasy
   1060 Brunel
   Laval, Quebec
   H7W 5G4

2. Rest Dandy
   Kapellestraat 61
   8450 Bredene
   Belgium

3. Douglas Rogers
   PO Box 12202
   Fort Wayne, Indiana
   46863-2202    USA

4. James Brandt
   1995 N. 7th. Street
   Lebanon, PA  17046
   USA

5. Charles Tizya
   General Delivery,
   Inuvik, NT    X0E 0T0
   Canada

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
REMEMBER ... THE CASH MUST BE ENCLOSED !!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Or it will not work for you, and I will explain why later !!

$$$$$$$
STEP 2. 
$$$$$$$

Now remove or omit the 1st name off the list
of 5 people as in the above ...... and,

Move the name of the 2nd person up to 1st place.

Do the same throughout until the 5th place is left blank

Now, place your name and full mailing address
in the 5th place on the list.

??????????????????????????????????????
CATCHING ON NOW ???????????????????
??????????????????????????????????????

$$$$$$$$
STEP 3.
$$$$$$$$

Now post this revised article to at least 250 newsgroups !!

Give it a catchy name like $$Quick Cash$$ or ........
$$IT WORKS$$ or something along that line.

Just don't get too carried away or people may not respond !!

Remember ... there are 20,000 newsgroups
online at any given time on the internet !!

So take your time and make sure you post
this revised message as many times as you can.

The more postings you make, the more money
IN YOUR MAIL BOX !!!!!!!!!!!!!

$$$$$$$
STEP 4.
$$$$$$$

The first mailings you receive will be minimal,
probably $5.00, but .... HAVE PATIENCE !!!!!

You should start seeing returns in the next 7 - 14 days.
REMEMBER ... the internet is new and HUGE !!!!!!!
It's a Worldwide Web !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

SO HAVE PATIENCE AND YOU WILL SEE
INCREDIBLE RETURNS ............. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also keep in mind, some of your mailings may have gone
to a foreign countries !!

*********************************************************************
-------------   Here is how the system works !!!!!!!!!!   ---------------
*********************************************************************

Out of every 250 block of posts you make, suppose you
get back 5 responses.  That's $5.00 Right ????
Yes ....... that's $5.00 Cash !!! with your name at # 5 on the list.

Each additional person you sent $1.00 also makes
250 new postings with your name at # 4,
That's 1000 postings.
An average of 50 people will send you $1.00,
That's $50.00 Cash in your mailbox.

Now, these 50 people make 250 new postings each,
with your name at # 3,
That's 10,000 new postings and an average of
500 people will send you $1.00,
That's $500.00 Cash in your Mailbox.

Now those 500 people make 250 new postings each,
with your name at # 2,
That's 100,000 postings and an average of
5,000 returns at $1.00 each that's $5,000.00 Cash

Finally, 5,000 people make 250 new postings each,
with your name at # 1,
That's a return of 55,000 new postings
with an expected return of $55,000.00 Cash

And that's only if everyone makes 250 posting each
If you encourage them to make more than 250
your returns will also be larger.

And ...... in keeping track of your posting, you will
see when your name has dropped off the list and,
you can start all over again !!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
AND ALL YOU REQUIRE IS COMPLETE HONESTY
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you try to cheat the system, you will make a minimum
of probably $150.00 before your name drops off the list.

So be fair and send the CASH,
or be cheap and feel like TRASH

If you decide to "sacrifice" your valuable $5.00
I wish you all the best and good luck

ENJOY LIFE MY FRIEND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a real and generous way for people to help
one another and for a minimal investment !!!

DON'T YOU AGREE ????????????????????

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