Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Dec 1999.
The Value of Sisterly Advice
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 20 Dec 1999
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/ "Don't worry about it, Stacie. We're \
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| But don't forget what the French |
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/ "Oh, that makes me feel SO MUCH \
/ BETTER. Do you know they also \
| eat LIVE SNAILS, and DON'T SHAVE |
| THEIR ARMPITS? This is America, Sis.|
| if I don't grow a set of hooters, |
\ I'm finished! /
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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