Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 May 1996.
Dilbert
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· 7 messages · 28 May 1996 - 26 Sep 2001
onruG madA <gur...@cda.mrs.umn.edu> writes: >Somebody, and I don't remember who, asked for some Dilbert stuff. Well, >even though it's cruddy, here's mine: [great dilbert asciis deleted] > The second, in case it is indecipherable(sp?), is his geek buddy, >the one with the large glasses, and the last is his boss. The Dilbert >and his buddy ones are ones that I based completely off of the pictures >currently on the dilbert zone website, and dogbert and his boss are from >memory... > The need some work done on them, but I have not the talent to do >it. > Hope this helps! oh man, i love dilbert. and since i lead a very dilbert life, i may take on this challenge. the ascii of wally is great. but yes, they need a little touch up work done on them, but overall it's great. -- brian odom
bod...@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) writes: >oh man, i love dilbert. and since i lead a very dilbert life, i may take >on this challenge. the ascii of wally is great. but yes, they need a little >touch up work done on them, but overall it's great. heh, i'm responding to my own article... anyways, i took about 1/2 hour to whip up a quick draft of dilbert. this is only a draft, so don't expect much. i'll probably do more dilbert ascii's for awhile if the demand for it is there. here's a quickie... ,-._.-._.-._.-._.-. `-. ,-' | | | | | | | | ,';".________.-. ;';_' )] ; `-| `T- | | | | | |..________..-| /\/m|________..| ,'`./ >,( | \_.m| /dm/ ii | | `?^;b `/ .-"""|| | /`^"-; | ||____| / / `.__/ | || / | || | || thoughts? comments? -- brian odom sitting in my cubicle doing ascii art while appearing to do work. real work + appearance of work = total work, so i'm not worried at all.
bod...@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) writes: >bod...@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) writes: >>oh man, i love dilbert. and since i lead a very dilbert life, i may take >>on this challenge. the ascii of wally is great. but yes, they need a little >>touch up work done on them, but overall it's great. >heh, i'm responding to my own article... i'm responding to my own article again! i need a life... > ,-._.-._.-._.-._.-. > `-. ,-' > | | > | | > | | > | | > ,';".________.-. > ;';_' )] > ; `-| > `T- | > | | > | | > |..________..-| > /\/m|________..| > ,'`./ >,( | > \_.m| /dm/ ii | | > `?^;b `/ .-"""|| | > /`^"-; | ||____| > / / `.__/ | || > / | || > | || >thoughts? comments? here's another little quickie ascii of dilbert. this time from the front view and a full body image. dilbert = spitting image of the 90's man. ,-._.-._.-._.-._.-. `-. ,-' | | | | | | | .. ,. | ,-|___| | |___|-. | | L__;__J | | `| / \ |' | ( ) | Hi, i'm Dilbert! | `'' | / | | ,-' | | ;--..._____...--; ,'--.._/ \_..--`. / `. ,' \ / /`. | | _l_ \ /_/ \ \_J | |" |\_\ // `-.__.' | | \\ || | `---' || || | || || | || || | || || | || ;' | | | `; `' \ | / `' `--..____/ \____..--' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______| _..--' | | `--.._ ;________.___| |___.________; -- brian odom ok, that was my lunch break for the day...
Hi Guys-
This is more Dilbert stuff that I whipped up at the beginning of
the summer, fubarred, held a contest that no one won, and have only now
gotten around to posting.
Now, where is that file?...
Ah, here it is...
Our hero, sitting at his Be Box proto. His hair might look a little
funny depending upon what you are using to read this. If you don't like
his hair, you can modify it how you want. (I would suggest these
alternatives: '"'"'"', `'`'`'`', and ~^~^~^~. Find one you like.) Try
not to look at his hand. 8^)
(~~~~~~~~~)
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.--------.. (()---- |
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| || | | -abg
| || /\ ..--
'--------'' /\ ||-'' \
/ \ \ \// ,, \---.
.---------. \./ |~| /__\ \ |
___|_________|__|""-.___ / || | |
| | .-----'| | |
| | CC.-----. | |
| | '-----' | |
||
A quick and dirty Ratbert pic. His ears actually lay down more than I
am able to show in this small of a drawing.
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|| : ------~
|| ; \ -abg
|| ; \\_ \
|| ; '--():
This is Dilbert and Dogbert sitting down. Ummm... any questions?
(~~~~~~~~)
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.-'-. /\ /\..---'' | |
/ \ \ \// \ | |
: / \-OO '-' /__\ \| |
.-. : (___) 0 // // / |
| | \ (_) | //..---------' |
| | _____/.__ _/_________(/_|| |
| |-| \\ || |
____'-'-'----------O-------------|| |
(______________) |==|| |
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'--------------' '--''----------------'
This is Dilbert's garbage man. He is my favorite character by
far,
and I drew him as if he was going to say something, but it is late, and
I cannot think of something that is witty enough. If you want to change
him so that he is reading instead of reacting, try changing his mouth
from the '.' to a '-'.
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/ \/'..'___/
/ / /
/ /
/\~~)__________
\(___________)
| | | | | | |
| | |(__) | | -abg
This is Dilbert's perpetually bad date. I am sure that there are
actually more than one, but they almost always look like this one.
Let her say something dumb. I never like it when she gets the best of
our boy. I remember that happening wayyy to often in RL.
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..(~ ~)..
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(.,.,.| === |.,.,.)
'.___.'
/|_|\
/ \
/ \ -abg
And, last and probably least in the brains category, Dilbert's boss.
His hair is not quuuuuite right. I am going to hide behind the 'too
tired to do something about it right now' excuse. Also, this little
bit of trivia popped up when I was 'reseaching' (read: sneaking into
the local bookstore and reading all the Dilbert books that I don't
own) him: his eyebrows change periodically from the 'unibrow' look to
a regular dual look. At least that's easy to change.
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/ | '\_/' | \
/ | | | | \ -abg
I did these about 5 months ago, and see somethings that I can
change. I edited them so that the pictures wouldn't be all over the
screen like they were before, but they might not look right on your
screen, so you might have to do a little more editing.
Adios, amigos!
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
Adam Gurno gur...@cda.mrs.umn.edu
Csci Major @ the UofMinn-Morris '97 Happily making some of the worst
Unix Junkie ascii art ever known.
Hiyas all!
This is my first ASCII art thingy. Its of Dilbert (that guy with the
flipped up tie in the comics) Well, anywho, here it is: PS: Looks fairly
decent in most fonts
Decent in Arial:
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|-OO-|
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Original done is system:
|^^^^|
|-OO-|
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|____|
/ /\ \
| \/ _|
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| \/ |
|______|
See the difference? I hope so.....
Dilbert would be proud of me!
My tail does shameless selfpromotion!
Enough cartooning for this weekend!
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talking about!
-- Robert
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