A new successful marketing: SPAM!

Shows how you get so much god-awful spam these days...
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Is it only Brits that have spam-meat? <shudder>

> > > HANG CHEONG<hon...@iname.com> typed the following > > >
>               HANG CHEONG INTERNATIONAL
> 
> A new successful marketing tactic to increase your sales :
> 
>     Do you always have problems to find channels to increase your sales?
> The advertise in newspapers, magazines and doing some Direct Mailing, but
> still can not achieve you goal, so why still dumping your money to a media
> that could not help your sales and not using the most efficient and modern
> way of selling stragies E-MAIL.

Aaarrrgh!!!

> Now many big companies are using this,
> because it is economical, fast and efficient, and the other way is selling
> by fax through the internets, and the result are remarkable.

People ACTUALLY respond to spamming?

>   According to report pointed out that the ratio of internet selling is
> 1,000:1.5 that is 20,000,000 names x 0.0015 = 30,000.  These 30,000 clients
> will buy from you and if your net profit is $50 that is to say your total
> profit is:

Ooh - statistics - 30,00 in ever 20,000,000 people spammed actually
buy... these people must be deeestroooyed!

>            HK$50 x 30,000 = HK$1,500,000.  1.5 Million Dollars !!!

Loadsa moneeeeyy...

> How to make your first 1 million in your life, now it is quite possible that
> you can make your first 1 million within one month.  But the thing is ��Are 
> you selling the right products, through the right media.��

Spam Spam Spam away my friends - get rich quick! Here's how...

> ***************************************************************************
> A full set of sales tool with 20 million of client��s names will make you a SUPER SALES.  
> 
> A professional mail software (no need to go through any ISP Mail Server,making your computer
> as the professional Mail Server, its super speed.  Easy to use.
> 
> * 500,000 E-mail addresses in Hong Kong
> * 1,000,000 E-mail address in Taiwan
> * 20,000,000 E-mail address in the World
>  (latest revised on 1-6-1999.)

Some dark-minded individual has collected e-mails - and jeeeesus how
many are there? All of us are probably in some of those lists...

> * A free revision one year (around 100,000 every month)
> 
> * Free of charge of 200,000 names of fax addresses in Hong Kong for 1999.

They're going into fax as well???

> * Video Teaching  * Technical Support  * Software Update  * Data Update.
> 
> * Using CD-R dish and CD-AutoRun Menu.
> 
> (Only HK$680 for one full set) for unlimited use.

Neverending spamming!
 
> HK$680 is very small amount, you may not need it now but you will sure to use it when you 
> have every thing ready.
> 
> ***************************************************************************
> If you need any E-mail address, call us any time!!
> ***************************************************************************

Bass-tards - all of 'em!

> Don��t miss this chance, you may make lots of money with this new marketing technique.
> 
> *********************************************************************************************************
> PLEASE TRANSFER THE MONEY $680(HK DOLLAR) TO: 
> 
> BANK NAME    : (HONG KONG) HANG SENG BANK. 
> ACCOUNT NO   :  269-226981-882. 
> ACCOUNT NAME :  WONG CHANG SANG. 
> 
> AFTER I GET THE MONEY WILL SEND THE E-Mail Marketing CD TO
> YOU AT SOON(IN 7 DAY) 
> **********************************************************************************************************
> 
> Booking Hotline : (852) 23488365 Mr Wong

Aah - Mr Wong - you are young, but you will learn... now bog off!

> 2ND FL.FRONT BLOCK HING YIP HOUSE.24,SAI YEE ST,HK


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Sig file went with the heart to Cardiff.

Sara (VSM) wrote in message <376...@news.clara.net>...

>Shows how you get so much god-awful spam these days...
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>| (" i-, .  i\/| |
>| _) |" /_\ |  | |
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>|  /__ /)-/|\    |
>| (___(/\____\   |
>|       \)____)  |
> ""--..____..--""
>Is it only Brits that have spam-meat? <shudder>


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>Sig file went with the heart to Cardiff.



I'm sure we've all read this before.. but I think now is a good time to
repost it ;)

By US Code Title 47, Sec.227(a)(2)(B), a computer/modem/printer meets the
definition of a telephone fax machine. By Sec.227(b)(1)(C), it is unlawful
to send any unsolicited advertisement to such equipment. By
Sec.227(b)(3)(C), a violation of the aforementioned Section is punishable by
action to recover actual monetary loss, or $500, whichever is greater, for
each violation.

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Andrew