Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Jul 2001.
Fuzzball's 4th of July
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 4 Jul 2001
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
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Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball's 4th of July"
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Sherman! It is time to
celebrate 4th of July!
/ /;;;\
/ I have the fireworks! |O |
/ \___________ |v |
\---/
\/\|\ And I have the |
/ 0/ alcohol! -+-
\/-\\ ______/ / \
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Fuzzball, I have a
question. If we
/;;;\ __ __ live in Carbo-Nation,
| O| | / \ / \ why do we celebrate /-"-\
| -| / | /-Y-\ | July 4? \ |O |
\---/ _|_ +---+ |## | | \_____ |- |
| * | || | |## | | \\/\- Sit, Small Child, \---/
-+-/ |TNT|++ | \---/ / 0/ -and listen to this -+-
/ \ | ||| | _/ \_ \/\\/ story! / \
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"It all started when England / \ / \ We don't smell that
heavily taxed toilet-bowl "-"-" "-"-" bad, do we? I took a
cleansing tablets. The citizens //##\ /(((\ bath on Saturday. And
wanted a revolution!" |O #| |O (| I think I look spiffy
/|o | |- | in my tri-cornered hat.
To arms! To arms! / \---/ \---/ ________/
We are revolting! / | |
\+- -+-
/ \ / \
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"The citizens dumped boxes of tablets "The plankton took it
into Carbo-Nation Harbor, making the as an act of war."
sea blue with toilet cleanser!" __ __
O ____ / \ / \
O / __\ O | /-Y-\ | O
O o | //-Y-\ O | |## | |
| || ##| O | |## | | O
~"~"""~""o"~"~~"~"~~"~"~"~"~~~.oOOOoo..~~~~~~~"" "" "~"""~"~""~"~"~""~"~"~~
o o o
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"However, we pinned the whole thing on
France. They quickly surrendered, of \ | /
course, and now the plankton use parts
of France as an over-water trading - /-"-\ -
post." |O | I under-
|v | stand!
\---/ ______/
\+/
/ \
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Yes! And we light gunpowder and
chemicals to celebrate this
event! /
/-"-\ /
| O| / Exactly! Now go stand over
| v| _______/ by that powder keg!
\---/ \ /\/\-
-+- \___________ /0 /
/ \ /\\/\
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Tra-la-la-la!
/
__ /-"-\ /
/ _|_ |O | /
SSSss | | | |v | ___/
sss. / |TNT| \---/
.. | | | -+- *SKIP*
*___/ `___' / - *SKIP*
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\ | /
*BOOOM! - - And don't
/ | \ blow any
AAAIEE! Merry 4th of July to Everyone else, irreplace-
/ \ | / all the US Fuzzball have a good July able body
/ \ | / - - readers out there! 4th. / parts off!
- - / | \ \ \/\\/ / \
/ | \ \______ /0 0/ ___/ \___
\/-\\
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com
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