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Star Trek cereal box DOES exist!!i

Star Trek cereal box DOES exist!!i

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 23 May 1994 - 25 May 1994
Mike Jittlov <jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu> ASCII art 23 May 1994 11:08 · permalink · report
>jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) writes:
>>finding the entire Star Trek Bridge set dumped at UCLA in 1970,
>>and becoming one of the few owners of the original Kellogg's
>>Sugar Smacks box with Mr. Spock on the front.  (Ya-ha.)
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>This is apocryphal, it's never exiisted, and you can't prove it.

No -- No -- Tough to prove (unless you're Kibo and can see right
_through_this_monitor!!).  But Believe It Or Not, I'm holding said
cereal box (swaddled in a giant Zip-Loc) in my hands _right now_,
and enough emailers and Trekkers have asked about this legend...so
OKAY!  I am holding the box cover against my Commodore 1084S screen
and letting its natural radiation field do the rest (...hey, this
is a _great_ way to warm your fingers..).  Hit *Reverse*...& voila!
******************************************************************

True Story:  In the Summer of `69, I hitchhiked across Europe for
three months.  Just before my return flight from Gatwick, I bought
several boxes of Kellogg's Sugar Smacks in a small London grocery.
It wasn't (necessarily) because I knew what Caledonian Airlines'
in-flight meals would be...but that the United Kingdom sold cereal
boxes I had never before seen -- and never would again.

STAR TREK's Mr. Spock was featured on the front of these boxes,
holding a phaser that looked more like a toy squirt-gun/camera.
The back featured pictures of five collector buttons, with art
work on par with Spock's picture (surpassed by the ascii below).
It also had the Enterprise flying with its saucer upside-down.

And all sides were covered with information that plumbed new
depths of wry British humour.  They did seem to take TREK's
"5-Year Mission" seriously (note the "To `71" on the front).

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|</\>| V ||/\||/\>||//</\>|  : BMMMWWWMMMBXVVYYi=;,      :___|
| \  || |||L||||  |'/  \  |  : BBMMWWMMMMBXXVYIi;;:,,    :.__|
|  \ ||V|||  |||  |.\   \ |  t XIBMMMMMBRXVi+==::;:::    ',  |
|<\/>|| |||||||\/>||\\<\/>| At VY+=+IIMBi=:,,=i=;::::,    ;. |
| \/ || |||||| \/ || \>\/ | YX=VI+=,:=WB;:::=,,::;;:;:   ;;' |
|_________________________| VMiRtItIRBWR:.tXVVYtiI==;:  ;;Y: |
|    //                     `XIWMMBBMRMBi;,XXRRXXVYt+;; ;A;' |
|   //                       ViWWMBBBBBY;;,XRRRXXVi;;;:,;;;  |
|  //                        `VMMMMWBMMY;=+XRRXVYI;:;;:,C;   |
| //    SPACE ENERGY COMES    XRBMMMYYV+,:;XRXXIt+;:;+,+;;   |
|<<                           `RRBMMBYt;:::+VXVi=;;:;=+;;'  /|
| \\     FROM SUGAR SMACKS     BRBBBMMRRIttYYYY=;;;;;==;   //|
|  \\                          VRRRRRRRXVYYttit=:::::=;   // |
|   \\       _____              YRRRXVIYiit+++i=:;::;==  //  |
|   //      /|===|\             +RRXIIYVI;i=;=t=;:::;:; <<   |
|  //       || _ ||\             RRXVYi+==;;=iY;::::,;;  \\  |
| //        ||/ \||O)            `XRXVVVYItitII=::;,::;   \\ |
|//        [|( @ )|/]             `VRRBBXVYYIti:::,:::;    \\|
|<         `||\_/|| |              IYVYYYIti+=:,,,:::;;     \|
|\\         ||   [] |              IVI==;;;:,,,,Jittlov\    /|
| \\       ,vMMR""b c,            /   "=;;;;="""        \__//|
|  \\      VVMM$;;; $;;        __/                    __/ // |
|   \\    ;AVMMM,,,:MM;   __---  \              ____--   <<  |
|    \\   :VMMMn;;;IAM;_--    ,   \__________---          \\ |
|     >>  `AMMMM,,,iCV;      /|                            \\|
|    //    `VMMnn;;"Y",     /@|              _  _  _  _     \|
|   //      YVMM,,,;;;     /_ |             ( `/_)/ )/ `/_/  |
|  //       YVMMM;,,;;    '~ \|        _   __)/  (_/(_,/~\   |
| //         YVMV;;;;:    __  `      _(_)                   /|
|//           IMMm'__ ___(__)____   (__)_)                 //|
|========      ___(__)_((_)_(__)_)_(_))_)_)_              << |
|      ||    _((_((__)__(_(__(__)__)(__)_(_))      FREE    \\|
|      ||   (__)((_(__)_))_(__)_((__)_((__)"))              \|
|      ||   \================================/  STAR TREK    |
|      ||  ''\______________________________/                |
|      || //  \                            /      BADGES     |
|      ||//    \__________________________/       ______     |
|      | /      \            _           /                   |
|   10 1/2 oz SIZE          (c) Paramount Pictures Corp 1969 |
|____________________________________________________________|


A few box paragraphs (pictures best left to your imagination):

"THE TRANSICATOR - If Mr. Spock wants to send a message to an
alien-language planet...`SUGAR SMACKS are honey sweet and give
you space energy'...he speaks directly into the Transicator and
presses the translate-button..."

"THE STAR TREK PHASER PISTOL - The phaser does anything from
tranquillising a victim to disintegrating steel...SUGAR SMACKS
works on the same energy principle, too."
                                            (..uh-huhhhh..)

Further Proof (with b&w photo):

Cover/article in the #8 issue (1992) of FLAKE Magazine (people
actually collect this stuff), "A friend of Leonard Nimoy recently
slapped down $1000 for one of these boxes as a birthday present
for his pal.  He says Nimoy hadn't known it existed."

(Whoa.  $1000 for the _later_ 1970 box with the NASA buttons...
hmmmm, I wonder what this thing's worth _now_?)

BTW, I'll be bringing The Super-Valuable *Mister Spock Box* to
my convention appearance at (appropriately enough) MAD MEDIA CON,
this June 10-12 weekend, in Madison "Land o' Cheese" Wisconsin ;)

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 they haven't actually tried to contact us."      -- Calvin & Hobbs

In article <2rq2qk$rt...@gap.cco.caltech.edu> jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) writes:
>
        [Background deleted. Look it up. <8-) ]
>
> ____________________________________________________________
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>|</\>| V ||/\||/\>||//</\>|  : BMMMWWWMMMBXVVYYi=;,      :___|
>| \  || |||L||||  |'/  \  |  : BBMMWWMMMMBXXVYIi;;:,,    :.__|
>|  \ ||V|||  |||  |.\   \ |  t XIBMMMMMBRXVi+==::;:::    ',  |
>|<\/>|| |||||||\/>||\\<\/>| At VY+=+IIMBi=:,,=i=;::::,    ;. |
>| \/ || |||||| \/ || \>\/ | YX=VI+=,:=WB;:::=,,::;;:;:   ;;' |
>|_________________________| VMiRtItIRBWR:.tXVVYtiI==;:  ;;Y: |
>|    //                     `XIWMMBBMRMBi;,XXRRXXVYt+;; ;A;' |
>|   //                       ViWWMBBBBBY;;,XRRRXXVi;;;:,;;;  |
>|  //                        `VMMMMWBMMY;=+XRRXVYI;:;;:,C;   |
>| //    SPACE ENERGY COMES    XRBMMMYYV+,:;XRXXIt+;:;+,+;;   |
>|<<                           `RRBMMBYt;:::+VXVi=;;:;=+;;'  /|
>| \\     FROM SUGAR SMACKS     BRBBBMMRRIttYYYY=;;;;;==;   //|
>|  \\                          VRRRRRRRXVYYttit=:::::=;   // |
>|   \\       _____              YRRRXVIYiit+++i=:;::;==  //  |
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>| //        ||/ \||O)            `XRXVVVYItitII=::;,::;   \\ |
>|//        [|( @ )|/]             `VRRBBXVYYIti:::,:::;    \\|
>|<         `||\_/|| |              IYVYYYIti+=:,,,:::;;     \|
>|\\         ||   [] |              IVI==;;;:,,,,Jittlov\<--Sneaky Wizard,
>| \\       ,vMMR""b c,            /   "=;;;;="""        \__//| but then how
>|  \\      VVMM$;;; $;;        __/                    __/ // | could you
>|   \\    ;AVMMM,,,:MM;   __---  \              ____--   <<  | resist this?
>|    \\   :VMMMn;;;IAM;_--    ,   \__________---          \\ | |
>|     >>  `AMMMM,,,iCV;      /|                            \\| |
>|    //    `VMMnn;;"Y",     /@|              _  _  _  _     \| |
>|   //      YVMM,,,;;;     /_ |             ( `/_)/ )/ `/_/  | |
>|  //       YUMMY;,,;;-+=<'~ \|        _   __)/  (_/(_,/~\ <=+-J
>| //         YVMV;;;;:    __  `      _(_)                   /|
>|//           IMMm'__ ___(__)____   (__)_)                 //|
>|========      ___(__)_((_)_(__)_)_(_))_)_)_              << |
>|      ||    _((_((__)__(_(__(__)__)(__)_(_))      FREE    \\|
>|      ||   (__)((_(__)_))_(__)_((__)_((__)"))              \|
>|      ||   \================================/  STAR TREK    |
>|      ||  ''\______________________________/                |
>|      || //  \                            /      BADGES     |
>|      ||//    \__________________________/       ______     |
>|      | /      \            _           /                   |
>|   10 1/2 oz SIZE          (c) Paramount Pictures Corp 1969 |
>|____________________________________________________________|
>
        *Cackle* *Wave*

	               /^\
	Love,           |0
	                LM)
	Chuckles         T

In article <2rq2qk$rt...@gap.cco.caltech.edu>,
Mike Jittlov <jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu> wrote:
>>jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) writes:
>>>and becoming one of the few owners of the original Kellogg's
>>>Sugar Smacks box with Mr. Spock on the front.  (Ya-ha.)
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>This is apocryphal, it's never exiisted, and you can't prove it.
>
>No -- No -- Tough to prove (unless you're Kibo and can see right
>_through_this_monitor!!).  But Believe It Or Not, I'm holding said
>cereal box (swaddled in a giant Zip-Loc) in my hands _right now_,

	He's telling the truth.  He brought said artifact with him to BayCon
last year, which I saw_with_my_very_own_eyes.  Unbelievably cheesy piece of
60's-style marketing (rather like the Flintstones movie opening later this
week (a comparison which I'm sure will prove to be unfairly denigrating to
the cereal box)).

>BTW, I'll be bringing The Super-Valuable *Mister Spock Box* to
>my convention appearance at (appropriately enough) MAD MEDIA CON,
>this June 10-12 weekend, in Madison "Land o' Cheese" Wisconsin ;)
>
	Be sure to secure it in a safe place.

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Leo L. Schwab -- Digital Spellweaver                   ewh...@ntg.com
 \_ -_          Recumbent Bikes:               ..or..  ewh...@shell.portal.com
O----^o       The Only Way To Fly.                     (pronounced "EH-wack")
"USA Today: All the news that's fit to print as a picture."  -- J. Weiderhirn

DR J <me9...@brunel.ac.uk> ASCII art 24 May 1994 22:15 · permalink · report
Chuckles the Great (cpu...@sun1.iusb.indiana.edu) wrote:
: In article <2rq2qk$rt...@gap.cco.caltech.edu> jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu
: (Mike Jittlov) writes:

[Assorted snipping sounds]

: >|   //      /|===|\             +RRXIIYVI;i=;=t=;:::;:; <<   |
: >|  //       || _ ||\             RRXVYi+==;;=iY;::::,;;  \\  |
: >| //        ||/ \||O)            `XRXVVVYItitII=::;,::;   \\ |
: >|//        [|( @ )|/]             `VRRBBXVYYIti:::,:::;    \\|
: >|<         `||\_/|| |              IYVYYYIti+=:,,,:::;;     \|
: >|\\         ||   [] |              IVI==;;;:,,,,Jittlov\<--Sneaky Wizard,
: >| \\       ,vMMR""b c,            /   "=;;;;="""        \__//| but then how
: >|  \\      VVMM$;;; $;;        __/                    __/ // | could you
: >|   \\    ;AVMMM,,,:MM;   __---  \              ____--   <<  | resist this?
: >|    \\   :VMMMn;;;IAM;_--    ,   \__________---          \\ | |
: >|     >>  `AMMMM,,,iCV;      /|                            \\| |
: >|    //    `VMMnn;;"Y",     /@|              _  _  _  _     \| |
: >|   //      YVMM,,,;;;     /_ |             ( `/_)/ )/ `/_/  | |
: >|  //       YUMMY;,,;;-+=<'~ \|        _   __)/  (_/(_,/~\ <=+-J

Not half as ---^^^^^
corny as this
subliminal! 


                                                        DR J

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Mike Jittlov <jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu> ASCII art 25 May 1994 07:31 · permalink · report
me9...@brunel.ac.uk (DR J) writes:
:>Chuckles the Great (cpu...@sun1.iusb.indiana.edu) wrote:
:>: jittlov@greenland (Mike Jittlov) writes:

:>[Assorted snipping sounds]

:>: >|   //      YVMM,,,;;;     /_ |             ( `/_)/ )/ `/_/  | |
:>: >|  //       YUMMY;,,;;-+=<'~ \|        _   __)/  (_/(_,/~\ <=+-J
:>Not half as ---^^^^^
:>corny as this
:>subliminal! 

Yeeps -- not intentional!  I was trying to make a decent ascii hand to
match the net-grabbed Spock, but didn't proofread before posting it.
(Proofing/cleaning-up the Girl-Next-Door, a few months back, was loads
of fun -- she was covered with "HIV"  8p)

In article <2ruusi$t4...@gap.cco.caltech.edu> jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) writes:
>me9...@brunel.ac.uk (DR J) writes:
>:>Chuckles the Great (cpu...@sun1.iusb.indiana.edu) wrote:
>:>: jittlov@greenland (Mike Jittlov) writes:
>
>:>[Assorted snipping sounds]
>
>:>: >|   //      YVMM,,,;;;     /_ |             ( `/_)/ )/ `/_/  | |
>:>: >|  //       YUMMY;,,;;-+=<'~ \|        _   __)/  (_/(_,/~\ <=+-J
>:>Not half as ---^^^^^        ^                                     ^
>:>corny as this               L_.---Supposed to be arrow,           |
>:>subliminal!                        pointing at edit... ---------._J
>
>Yeeps -- not intentional!  I was trying to make a decent ascii hand to
>match the net-grabbed Spock, but didn't proofread before posting it.
>(Proofing/cleaning-up the Girl-Next-Door, a few months back, was loads
>of fun -- she was covered with "HIV"  8p)

        Okay, guilty... I put it in. Check the original post... *Snicker* 
Tried to draw an arrow pointing to it, but I guess that attempt wasn't very 
noticeable... *Smile*

        Love,                  "I HAVE A GUN"
                                means
        Chuckles                NO `

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