Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Apr 2000.
how can i make angels???
alt.ascii-art
· 44 messages · 3 Apr 2000 - 15 May 2000
I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me??????
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>I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me??????
Are you talking about ASCII or murderer?
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Hey presto... snow angel!
Kittie Baby564 <kit...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me??????
Kittie Baby564 wrote: > > I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? shoot somebody... who is not citizen of usa... -- http://www.saunalahti.fi/~vermes/ ICQ:24928919 Cocaine addict: I sucked dick for cocaine! Have you ever sucked dick for marijuana? (Half Baked)
On 3 Apr 2000, Kittie Baby564 wrote:
> I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me??????
Here's my try at it...
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Tue, 04 Apr 2000 09:40:05 +0200 Marion Koslowski >>I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? > >Are you talking about ASCII or murderer? Dammit, I was going to say something along those lines! Of course, I was going to wait until something genuinely helpful had been posted 8^) ObASCII: Groucho \ / O^O __ /_ ( ) .'`. oo) ===o) -- ___ http://calieber.tripod.com/home.html .' /| ( / | Dammit, Taylor, you can't `.____/__| love a man with no head! / | |_____
kit...@aol.com (Kittie Baby564) wrote in <200...@ng-fo1.aol.com>: >I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? > Only kill good people... ( You yourself of course will be damned to hell, but you made angels ) ____,-.____ ,--------------------------. (.--/_ _\--,) ( Hell ain't no bad place 2b )------. ) . . ( `--y-------(taken from AC/DC Lyrics ) \-^-/ / `----------------------' \n/ " Ojoshiro
Kittie Baby564 wrote: > > I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? IIRC, an "angel maker" was a woman who earned her living by killing unwanted babies. This was apparently not uncommon less than 100 years ago. So, who will have a go at drawing a woman killing babies? Krogg? -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
On 03 Apr 2000 21:39:17 GMT, kit...@aol.com (Kittie Baby564)
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>I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me??????
what about this one?
o:-)
Stefan
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A matthematician is a machine turning coffee into theorems.
A computer scientist is a machine turning coffee into urine.
On Wed, 05 Apr 2000 23:55:48 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> provoked the following text: >> I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? >IIRC, an "angel maker" was a woman who earned her living by killing >unwanted babies. This was apparently not uncommon less than 100 years >ago. >So, who will have a go at drawing a woman killing babies? Krogg? Seems to me that's the perfect job for him :-)) P.S. Where is everybody? I only have 11 posts in my list today! -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.12 GIT/O d---(--) s+:-->+: a C+++(++++)$ U--- P? L+ E? W++ N++ o++ K- w+ O- M? V? PS PE++(+) Y+ PGP- t+@++ 5 X R- tv++ b- DI-- D-(+) G e-> h---()>++() r+++ y+++** ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------ It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.
On Thu, 06 Apr 2000 10:04:15 +0200, Stefan Huber <sch...@hotmail.com> provoked the following text: >>I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? >what about this one? > >o:-) At first i thought it was an anchor :-)) o|-) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.12 GIT/O d---(--) s+:-->+: a C+++(++++)$ U--- P? L+ E? W++ N++ o++ K- w+ O- M? V? PS PE++(+) Y+ PGP- t+@++ 5 X R- tv++ b- DI-- D-(+) G e-> h---()>++() r+++ y+++** ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------ Buy Land Now. It's Not Being Made Any More.
On 07 Apr 2000 00:21:25 EDT, mik...@bluedwarf.net (MJP) provoked the following text: >>>>I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? >>>what about this one? >>>o:-) >>At first i thought it was an anchor :-)) >>o|-) > o|:|-) >Masked angel? (o|:|-) Or a weird alien symbol :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation The Soviet Union does not exist any more in its present format.
On Thu, 06 Apr 2000 23:47:46 +0200, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote: >On Thu, 06 Apr 2000 10:04:15 +0200, Stefan Huber <sch...@hotmail.com> >provoked the following text: > >>>I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? >>what about this one? >> >>o:-) > >At first i thought it was an anchor :-)) > >o|-) o|:|-) Masked angel? -- **************************** __.-~---_ mikechat __)/ > O ( @ ) / /|\ )" bluedwarf.net ) | ^ ^ ^| )_\ ^ ^ ( )\ ^ ^ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
On Thu, 06 Apr 2000 23:47:46 +0200, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote: >o|-) quoting an angel is dangerous, becaus it makes him (or her) look quite devilish, don't you think? >:-)..devil. but what the hell is a devilish angel? Stefan ________ A matthematician is a machine turning coffee into theorems. A computer scientist is a machine turning coffee into urine.
On Fri, 07 Apr 2000 11:09:55 +0200, Stefan Huber <sch...@hotmail.com> wrote: > >:-)..devil. >but what the hell is a devilish angel? >:-> -- Rafal Slubowski \\ raf...@paputek.decsoft.com.pl /O `----. www.slubek.w.pl * (_.-. )\ *|* rs //--// X
>> >:-)..devil. >>but what the hell is a devilish angel? > > >:-> no, i mean, WHAT is a devilish angel? can a angel be devilish? wouldn'd it be a belzebub instead of an angel? Stefan ________ A matthematician is a machine turning coffee into theorems. A computer scientist is a machine turning coffee into urine.
On Fri, 07 Apr 2000 13:39:34 +0200, Stefan Huber <sch...@hotmail.com> wrote: >>> >:-)..devil. >>>but what the hell is a devilish angel? >> >> >:-> > >no, i mean, WHAT is a devilish angel? can a angel be devilish? >wouldn'd it be a belzebub instead of an angel? Well, I've heard that devils are fallen angels... BTW, have You ever seen smiling angel? ;-) OK. I made one for you: _.-----._ \ _ / . \ (_) / \ \ / >:^P}=====-- / / _ \ ` / (_) \ / \ `-.___.rs ;-P -- Rafal Slubowski \\ raf...@paputek.decsoft.com.pl /O `----. www.slubek.w.pl * (_.-. )\ *|* rs //--// X
On Fri, 07 Apr 2000 12:35:48 +0200, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote: >On 07 Apr 2000 00:21:25 EDT, mik...@bluedwarf.net (MJP) provoked the following >text: > >>>>>I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? >>>>what about this one? >>>>o:-) >>>At first i thought it was an anchor :-)) >>>o|-) >> o|:|-) >>Masked angel? > >(o|:|-) Or a weird alien symbol :-)) /| ( |. //// >(o|:|-)<<<< ( |' \\\\ \| bird symbol? -- **************************** __.-~---_ mikechat __)/ > O ( @ ) / /|\ )" bluedwarf.net ) | ^ ^ ^| )_\ ^ ^ ( )\ ^ ^ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
Kittie Baby564 wrote: > > I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? ____ <==> ____ \___\(**)/___/ \___| |___/ L J |__| vv -- Ron Hammon (remove the "3", if present, from my address to respond)
On Sat, 08 Apr 2000 22:23:01 -0500 Ron Hammon <ham...@hiwaay.net> wrote: >Kittie Baby564 wrote: >> >> I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? > >____ <==> ____ >\___\(**)/___/ > \___| |___/ > L J > |__| > vv Moo? :P -- ~ _ ~ . ` ' , ^~ ______ ^ >(')_, ~~ _ __, _ '.___ ; *BANG* ~ (_~_/ >(')_, ` (_~_/ >(')_, `'\ \ ^ ~^~~^~ (_~_/ ~^~~^~ (_~_/ ~~ ICQ:11367619 ~ ^~^ ~^~~^~ ~^~ ~^~~^~ email:smeggus at hotmail.com
>>:-)..devil. >but what the hell is a devilish angel? That would be Lucifer then... >Stefan > > >________ >A matthematician is a machine turning coffee into theorems. >A computer scientist is a machine turning coffee into urine.
sch...@hotmail.com (Stefan Huber) wrote in <46i...@4ax.com>: >>> >:-)..devil. >>>but what the hell is a devilish angel? >> >> >:-> > >no, i mean, WHAT is a devilish angel? can a angel be devilish? >wouldn'd it be a belzebub instead of an angel? > >Stefan Lucifer is still an angel, the fact that he's fallen doesn't change that...
bdn...@aber.ac.uk (Ben Norwood) wrote in <Pine.GSO.4.21.0004072353520.10997- 100000@xena>: >On Today, Stefan Huber wrote: > >: but what the hell is a devilish angel? > >Angelic devil... > >0>:-) > >Devilish angel... > >>0:-) > >...angel holding pitchfork... > > , >0:-)-<---<=== >]-----`------ > I don't know about these aureolae... Do angels actually have them ? I know saints are supposed to have them... Ony thing I know about angels is that they have no sex. (and thus can't have sex) (btw, only angels I've ever seen were female =) What level of angels are we talking about here anyway ? Seraphim ? ,---. ( ,_ _) .--. )} _/ / \'/_-' 7 \ )===( . ( \ \_/_)--\\ . : \ \__..--' )) 'Angel' playing harp : ! | ) )\\|||// ! |-'(. `-----. |-' `.______ | o!0 -'
In article <lde...@4ax.com>, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote: > > On Mon, 10 Apr 2000 16:07:27 GMT, fro...@humhum.org (ojoshiro) provoked the > following text: > > >>>:-)..devil. > >>but what the hell is a devilish angel? > >That would be Lucifer then... > > What a match! (only the Dutch will get this one :-)) Wrongo! I'm Canadian. (I don't know why I know this term) , ( ((\ (;) _ ,-__ \ \ \ / \/ / \ \ \ \ / |/)/)/\ \| | \/)/ \ \ \ \ | | |)\ ) `' ' | | / /, | | | / | | / \ / \ / ejm ) / / / / / / and to stay on topic, angel orchestra and choir: _ /) (\ _ (\ _ (\ _ /) o / ) _ /) ( \ c ( \ c ( \ O / ) \/)\) _ /) o / ) (\ _ (/(\/ (/(\/ (\ _ (// \\) |\ o / ) \/)\) _ /) ( \ c /| /| ( \ c X | \ \/)\) |\ o / ) (/(\/ / | / | (/(\/ / \ |__\ |\ | \ \/)\) /| /__| /__| /| /___\ " | \ |__\ |\ / | " " / | " |__\ " | \ /__| /__| _ /) " =_ |__\ " (\ _ " o / ) _ /) ||\ " (\ _ (\ _ ( \ c (\ _ \/)\) o / ) |||\ _ /) ( \ c ( \ c (/(\/ ( \ c _ /) |\ \/)\) ||||\O/ ) (/(\/ (/(\/ /| (/(\/ o / ) | \ |\ ||||\/\ ) /| /| / | /| \/)\) |__\ | \ ||||// \ ) / | / | /__| / | |\ " |__\ |||/ __\| /__| /__| " /__| | \ " |__: //| | " " (\ _ " |__\ (\ _ ( \ c " ! - ( \ c (\ _ (/(\/ \ _ /) ( ) (/(\/ ( \ c /| ___ \O / ) -\ _ /) /| (/(\/ / | / \/|) ) - \O / ) / | /| /__| | ./||\ ) _____ ( & )/)\) /__| / | " \___/ | \ /\ | (_) -\/|\ " /__| /|\ |__\ -- | | \ (\ _ " " /|\ |__\ ( \O ______________ (\ _ /) " ( /\/ (\_-_____________) ( \O/@ ) (\_ /) ( / \_( \O /___________| ( _|/_ ) \ _ /) ( O @ ) |/__ ( /_oo-#= | (/( )_\ \-O/ ) _ /) ( \|_ ) | |\\ :|(/| \/ _ /) ;/_)_(_ \_\ ) O/ ) ( / |_\ (\ _ ||__ |O/ ) _( ) \|\) /| ) / ( ) ( \O / | |\\ =#-@@| ) / / / __\ / |\ ) ;/__)_( ( /_oo-#= \/ |\ ) _ /) //| | __||V ( ) (/| \/ (\ _ __||V ___O / ) //| | _ /) /_|_| ||__ ( \O / //| | \ \/ ) _ /) )>==O / ) ' ' | |\\ ( /_oo-#= |\ ) O/ ) \/)\) _ /) (\ _ (/| \/ __||V /| ) | .-O/ ) ( \O / ||__ ejm //| | / |\ ) __|| (=) ) ) ( /_oo-#= | |\\ __||V //| | \(/|\) (/| \/ //| | ___|| ||__ // | | | |\\ NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- * ,^%--- ha llizard aka ejm \_< \ ha _/> ha Of course, I'm not allowed > to play with matches. /|^^ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ejm | \ www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/
Peter Punk wrote: > > On 08 Apr 2000 21:31:21 EDT, mik...@bluedwarf.net (MJP) provoked the following > text: > [snip] > /| /- > /' |. //// /-- > (x :|-)<<<<<<<<<<--- > \, |' \\\\ \-- > \| \- > > A dead fish? :-) > -- [snip] /| c=E /' |. // /--| (x :|-)<<<<<<<< \, |' \\ \--| \| c=E Some little person with three fingers in a hat? :P P.S. anyony got a small cow? Suitable for a sig... i started one but it kept not working out... then i got this and thought "hey, that could be a squashed cow viewed from the top" but it actually looks more like a bug of some sort. =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= ___ _ / __|_____ __ _____ __ _ ___ _ __ ___ ___| | \__/ | (__/ _ \ V V (_-< / _` / _ \ | ' \/ _ \/ _ \_| (__)@ \___\___/\_/\_//__/ \__, \___/ |_|_|_\___/\___(_) / \ |___/ =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
On 08 Apr 2000 21:31:21 EDT, mik...@bluedwarf.net (MJP) provoked the following text: >>>>>>I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? >>>>>what about this one? >>>>>o:-) >>>>At first i thought it was an anchor :-)) >>>>o|-) >>> o|:|-) >>>Masked angel? >>(o|:|-) Or a weird alien symbol :-)) > > /| > ( |. //// > >(o|:|-)<<<< > ( |' \\\\ > \| > bird symbol? /| /- /' |. //// /-- (x :|-)<<<<<<<<<<--- \, |' \\\\ \-- \| \- A dead fish? :-) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
On Fri, 07 Apr 2000 11:09:55 +0200, Stefan Huber <sch...@hotmail.com> provoked the following text: >>o|-) >quoting an angel is dangerous, becaus it makes him (or her) look quite >devilish, don't you think? Neh, he's just balancing an empty icecone on his/her/its head :-)) >>:-)..devil. >but what the hell is a devilish angel? Devils are angels too, they only chose to be on the wrong side :-) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend: and inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
On Mon, 10 Apr 2000 16:07:27 GMT, fro...@humhum.org (ojoshiro) provoked the following text: >>>:-)..devil. >>but what the hell is a devilish angel? >That would be Lucifer then... What a match! (only the Dutch will get this one :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation WindowError:042 This virus requires Microsoft Windows.
On Wed, 12 Apr 2000 12:16:33 GMT, llizard <lli...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com> provoked the following text: >> >>>:-)..devil. >> >>but what the hell is a devilish angel? >> >That would be Lucifer then... >> What a match! (only the Dutch will get this one :-)) >Wrongo! I'm Canadian. (I don't know why I know this term) Yeah. no offence, but do you know the connection between lucifer and a match? (which was what the pun was about). >and to stay on topic, angel orchestra and choir: > > > _ /) > (\ _ (\ _ (\ _ /) o / ) _ /) > ( \ c ( \ c ( \ O / ) \/)\) _ /) o / ) > (\ _ (/(\/ (/(\/ (\ _ (// \\) |\ o / ) \/)\) _ /) > ( \ c /| /| ( \ c X | \ \/)\) |\ o / ) > (/(\/ / | / | (/(\/ / \ |__\ |\ | \ \/)\) > /| /__| /__| /| /___\ " | \ |__\ |\ > / | " " / | " |__\ " | \ > /__| /__| _ /) " =_ |__\ > " (\ _ " o / ) _ /) ||\ " I'd rather see them as a band with guitars and a drumkit :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation If life is a stage, I want some better lighting.
In article <6ng...@4ax.com>, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote: > > On Wed, 12 Apr 2000 12:16:33 GMT, llizard > <lli...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com> provoked the following text: > > >> >>>:-)..devil. > >> >>but what the hell is a devilish angel? > >> >That would be Lucifer then... > >> What a match! (only the Dutch will get this one :-)) > >Wrongo! I'm Canadian. (I don't know why I know this term) > > Yeah. no offence, but do you know the connection between lucifer and a match? > (which was what the pun was about). > > >and to stay on topic, angel orchestra and choir: [snip] > I'd rather see them as a band with guitars and a drumkit :-)) I realize the pun was about the connection between lucifer and a match. (Was my drawing of a hand holding a match not clear?) Other than the fact that they are called lucifer-matches (or just "lucifers") and can be lit with friction, no, I don't see the connection. Please illuminate. _,_ | | | | | | | | | | | | ___ ___|___|//__]) \____________/ Here's an angel behind a drumkit: (\ _ /) _._ (\ \O/ ) ___ | _._( \/_> ) / \ | | (_[_][_]| | ejm | | \ | | \___/ /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\ /|\ The rest of the band is still forming. -llizard NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- * ,^%--- ha llizard aka ejm \_< \ ha _/> ha Of course, I'm REALLY not allowed > to play with Lucifers. /|^^ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ejm | \ www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/
In article <9a9...@4ax.com>, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote: > > On Thu, 13 Apr 2000 14:42:39 GMT, llizard > <lli...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com> provoked the following text: [snip] > > Other than the > >fact that they are called lucifer-matches (or just "lucifers") and can > >be lit with friction, no, I don't see the connection. Please illuminate. > > Okay, this is where i lay off. I increasingly get the feeling that you're > irritated by me in this end of the thread and i'm not in the mood for annoying > people. Sorry. No, I really thought that you were saying that there is more to it than the fact that a Lucifer is a kind of match. > Anyway, leaving that part behind me, i'll take up your invitation to shed some > light here: > > ( > )) > (,) > _|_ > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | ___ > ___|___|//__]) > \____________/ Thank you. I can see my way a little more clearly. > >Here's an angel behind a drumkit: > > (\ _ /) > > _._ (\ \O/ ) ___ > > | _._( \/_> ) / \ > > | | (_[_][_]| | > > ejm | | \ | | \___/ > > /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\ /|\ > >The rest of the band is still forming. > > LOL!! Thanks, but being the nitpicker i am, i think the drumkit looks kinda > funny... ;-) Then you will doubtless find this guitar hilarious: (\ _ /) ( \Q/ ) ______ ( /|\ ) (_ Z.(o\_)=="# __Z / \ |()| \__\ ejm |__| ~ ~ NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- |_____| __<_ \ Angels can make even the most poorly --- == >/ constructed instruments sound heavenly. [_____] __>,^ ejm| | //| | http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/
Peter Punk wrote: > > On Wed, 12 Apr 2000 17:46:51 +0100, Korrda > <Pet...@twinfield.net.removethistoreply> provoked the following text: > > >> [snip] > ______________________ > | | > | /| c=E | > | /' |. // /--| | > | (x :|-)<<<<<<<< | > | \, |' \\ \--| | > | \| c=E | > |______________________| > > I'm sooooo lazy today. Now it looks like a little person with three > fingers in a hat on a bed (but without a pillow :-)) > pcm /| | /' |\| (x :| | ,'''''''', \, | | / ; zzz... ; \| |/ `,,,,,,,,' | \___________,,,,,,,,,,,, \ | |\ ______ ; ; \| | \| | /; ; | | \,.-. |//; ; | | |;8-])=XX; ; | | |`'-' |\\; ; | | |_____| \; ; | |___________;,,,,,,,,,,; /_\ Well... he woke up... decided he was cold, his head needed support, and that he shouldn't sleep with his hat on. Now theres nothing left to do but have pleasant dreams. :P > >P.S. anyony got a small cow? Suitable for a sig... > > Is this small enough?: > > 'M" *cough* little small... and it could also be called many other animals... like... a dog for example. :P thanks for trying though. > > Or would this be more like what you had in mind?: (__) MUHAHAHA Heeelllp meeee!!! (VV)/ , /, /-------\/ \O/ ' / | || | ) V ||----|| ) ' / \ ~~ ~~ ( ) ( ( ' ) ) ) ) ) )' (' ^^ / \ =/^__ = \ ^ / \=\=\ ^' Devil-cow (__) heehee Heeelllp meeee!!! (@@)/ , / , /-------\/ \O/ / | || | ) V ||----|| ) ' / \ ~~ ~~ ( ) ( ( ' ) ) ) ) ) )' (' ^^ / \ =/^__ = \ ^ / \=\=\ ^' Devil-cow on shrooms
On Thu, 13 Apr 2000 14:42:39 GMT, llizard <lli...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com> provoked the following text: >> >> What a match! (only the Dutch will get this one :-)) >> >Wrongo! I'm Canadian. (I don't know why I know this term) >> Yeah. no offence, but do you know the connection between lucifer and a match? >> (which was what the pun was about). >> >and to stay on topic, angel orchestra and choir: >[snip] >> I'd rather see them as a band with guitars and a drumkit :-)) >I realize the pun was about the connection between lucifer and a match. >(Was my drawing of a hand holding a match not clear?) Other than the >fact that they are called lucifer-matches (or just "lucifers") and can >be lit with friction, no, I don't see the connection. Please illuminate. Okay, this is where i lay off. I increasingly get the feeling that you're irritated by me in this end of the thread and i'm not in the mood for annoying people. Sorry. Of course i could be misinterpreting your words. Actually, i hope i do. Anyway, leaving that part behind me, i'll take up your invitation to shed some light here: ( )) (,) _|_ | | | | | | | | | | | | ___ ___|___|//__]) \____________/ >Here's an angel behind a drumkit: > (\ _ /) > _._ (\ \O/ ) ___ > | _._( \/_> ) / \ > | | (_[_][_]| | > ejm | | \ | | \___/ > /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\ /|\ >The rest of the band is still forming. LOL!! Thanks, but being the nitpicker i am, i think the drumkit looks kinda funny... ;-) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation "I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer."
On Wed, 12 Apr 2000 17:46:51 +0100, Korrda <Pet...@twinfield.net.removethistoreply> provoked the following text: >> /| /- >> /' |. //// /-- >> (x :|-)<<<<<<<<<<--- >> \, |' \\\\ \-- >> \| \- >> >> A dead fish? :-) >> -- >[snip] > > /| c=E > /' |. // /--| > (x :|-)<<<<<<<< > \, |' \\ \--| > \| c=E > >Some little person with three fingers in a hat? :P ______________________ | | | /| c=E | | /' |. // /--| | | (x :|-)<<<<<<<< | | \, |' \\ \--| | | \| c=E | |______________________| I'm sooooo lazy today. Now it looks like a little person with three fingers in a hat on a bed (but without a pillow :-)) >P.S. anyony got a small cow? Suitable for a sig... Is this small enough?: 'M" Or would this be more like what you had in mind?: (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Normal cow (__) (@@) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow on shrooms. =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= ___ _ / __|_____ __ _____ __ _ ___ _ __ ___ ___| | (__) | (__/ _ \ V V (_-< / _` / _ \ | ' \/ _ \/ _ \_| (oo) Meuh? \___\___/\_/\_//__/ \__, \___/ |_|_|_\___/\___(_) (@@) |___/ =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina.
In article <200...@ng-fo1.aol.com>, kit...@aol.com (Kittie Baby564) wrote: > I want to know how to make angels. Can anyone help me?????? > Wahl, I dunno if'n I should be tellin' you this, but if'n you really have to knoe: 1. Find an angel. 2. Have the angel disrobe, and assume the proper position. 3. Screw the angel, until mutual satisfaction is achieved. If you follow these simple directions, you will have "made" an angel. Good luck. JRO -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
On Fri, 14 Apr 2000 22:16:30 +0100, Korrda <som...@somewhere.com> provoked the following text: > >pcm /| | > /' |\| > (x :| | ,'''''''', > \, | | / ; zzz... ; > \| |/ `,,,,,,,,' > | \___________,,,,,,,,,,,, > \ | |\ ______ ; ; > \| | \| | /; ; > | | \,.-. |//; ; > | | |;8-])=XX; ; > | | |`'-' |\\; ; > | | |_____| \; ; > | |___________;,,,,,,,,,,; > /_\ > >Well... he woke up... decided he was cold, his head needed >support, and that he shouldn't sleep with his hat on. Now >theres nothing left to do but have pleasant dreams. :P Yeah, except for closing his eyes, getting a glass of water, fluff up his blanket and a few other little things. P.S. How in the world can he sleep like that??? , O pcm /| | /' |\| ______ (x :| | o ,'Zzz...', \, | | / | Hmm... | \| |/ `,______,' o' | \) _______ ,,,,,,,,,,,, \ | \ _____ ; ; \| _ | \| |;\H, ; | |~| | |,.-. |;// ; | ,|_|_ | |;|-})==/ ; | | __ | | |`'-' |; ; | || || | |_____|; ; | || || |_________',,,,,,,,,,,,' /_\ >> >P.S. anyony got a small cow? Suitable for a sig... >> Is this small enough?: >> 'M" >*cough* little small... and it could also be called many other >animals... like... a dog for example. :P thanks for trying though. No, a dog would look like this: ,M< That gives me an idea: ,"< Mini llizard :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation Poetry is the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings.
On Fri, 14 Apr 2000 21:54:04 GMT, llizard <lli...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com> provoked the following text: >> Okay, this is where i lay off. I increasingly get the feeling that you're >> irritated by me in this end of the thread and i'm not in the mood for annoying >> people. Sorry. >No, I really thought that you were saying that there is more to it than >the fact that a Lucifer is a kind of match. Ermmm... Well... There isn't. In Holland, the word for match is "lucifer", that's all. I thought no-one from outside of Holland would get the joke. >> Anyway, leaving that part behind me, i'll take up your invitation to shed some >> light here: >> ( >> )) >> (,) >> _|_ ____ >> ___|___|//__]) >> \____________/ >Thank you. I can see my way a little more clearly. Hmmm... I guess it's almost time to change the candle... :-) >> >Here's an angel behind a drumkit: >> >The rest of the band is still forming. >> LOL!! Thanks, but being the nitpicker i am, i think the drumkit looks kinda >> funny... ;-) >Then you will doubtless find this guitar hilarious: > (\ _ /) > ( \Q/ ) > ______ ( /|\ ) > (_ Z.(o\_)=="# > __Z / \ > |()| \__\ > ejm |__| ~ ~ Only 2 strings? What kind of guitar is that? :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. -- Swami X
On Wed, 12 Apr 2000 03:16:39 +0200, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote: >>but what the hell is a devilish angel? >Devils are angels too, they only chose to be on the wrong side :-) Beware the dark side. ObASCII an angel/jedi lightsaber fight: BZZZ _ \/ __o /\ o (_ |\/ \/| (_| | | /| |_ _|_\ -- Jan-Erik Finnberg whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi ICQ:49316651 http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/FFVII/ FF7 midis and not much more!! http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/nethack/ Nethack 3.3.0 download "Life is like a metaphor"
On Fri, 14 Apr 2000 22:16:30 +0100, Korrda <som...@somewhere.com>
wrote:
>pcm /| |
> /' |\|
> (x :| | ,'''''''',
> \, | | / ; zzz... ;
> \| |/ `,,,,,,,,'
> | \___________,,,,,,,,,,,,
> \ | |\ ______ ; ;
> \| | \| | /; ;
> | | \,.-. |//; ;
> | | |;8-])=XX; ;
> | | |`'-' |\\; ;
> | | |_____| \; ;
> | |___________;,,,,,,,,,,;
> /_\
>
>Well... he woke up... decided he was cold, his head needed
>support, and that he shouldn't sleep with his hat on. Now
>theres nothing left to do but have pleasant dreams. :P
He was pretty tired though, since he didn't wake up when his hatstand
fell.
ObAascii, a sig-sized cow:
,-o)_____
`-- __ O)-.
`Y "\|
Or at least a sig-sized cow-template.
--
Jan-Erik Finnberg whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi ICQ:49316651
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/FFVII/ FF7 midis and not much more!!
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/nethack/ Nethack 3.3.0 download
"Life is like a metaphor"
Jan-Erik Finnberg wrote: > ObAascii, a sig-sized cow: > ,-o)_____ > `-- __ O)-. > `Y "\| He looks like he has a wooden leg... -- O CH3 _ __ H2C | / |_) _.._ (_ \ / \ /N\ | \\/(_|| | __)o N | | / \_N_/ \N/ Email: hou...@crosswinds.net / | URL: http://home.att.net/~bearbait O CH3 Hotline Nick: Fishee
Peter Punk wrote: > (__) > (@@) | | > /-------\/ ( ) > / | || , ( ) > * ||----|| \| | > ~~ ~~ (___) Cow smoking weed. perhaps the cow prefers taking hits from his bong -- O CH3 _ __ H2C | / |_) _.._ (_ \ / \ /N\ | \\/(_|| | __)o N | | / \_N_/ \N/ Email: hou...@crosswinds.net / | URL: http://home.att.net/~bearbait O CH3 Hotline Nick: Fishee
On Sun, 16 Apr 2000 22:54:44 GMT, "Ryan S." <hou...@crosswinds.net> wrote: >Jan-Erik Finnberg wrote: > >> ObAascii, a sig-sized cow: >> ,-o)_____ >> `-- __ O)-. >> `Y "\| > >He looks like he has a wooden leg... Okay, so it's a pirate cow! ________________________ (ARR, Where be my cutlass) y ,-*)_____ `-- __ O)-. `Y "\| And yes, I can't write pirate-speek! -- Jan-Erik Finnberg whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi ICQ:49316651 http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/FFVII/ FF7 midis and not much more!! http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/nethack/ Nethack 3.3.0 download "Life is like a metaphor"
On Thu, 20 Apr 2000 19:09:20 +0100, Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote: >> ,-*)_____ >> `-- __ O)-. >> `Y "\| > > Dog with a wooden leg. God damn! It's a cow. A COW YOU HEAR! Cows say moo, dogs say bark! <inhale> IT'S...A...COW! -- Jan-Erik Finnberg whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi ICQ:49316651 http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/FFVII/ FF7 midis and not much more!! http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/nethack/ Nethack 3.3.0 download "Life is like a metaphor"
[snip]
> (o|:|-) Or a weird alien symbol :-))
[snip]
Actually, to me it looks like a band-aid
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