Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 15 Feb 2000.
BRUTAL RECTAL POUNDING!!!
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 15 Feb 2000
On Mon, 14 Feb 2000 20:41:56 -0800, aut...@mailcity.com (The Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote: >Tom Deflumere <tom...@mindspring.com> wrote: > >> On Mon, 14 Feb 2000 01:06:18 -0500, Beekeeper >> <ike...@my-apiary.com> wrote: >> >> >On Sun, 13 Feb 2000 19:03:28 GMT, tom...@mindspring.com (Tom Deflumere) >> >wrote: >> > >> >>On Sat, 12 Feb 2000 13:47:13 -0800, aut...@mailcity.com (The >> >>Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote: >> >> >> >>>Tom Deflumere <tom...@mindspring.com> wrote: >> >>> >> >>>> On Fri, 11 Feb 2000 09:38:33 -0800, aut...@mailcity.com (The >> >>>> Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote: >> >>>> >> >>>> >Tom Deflumere <tom...@mindspring.com> wrote: >> >>>> > >> >>>> >> On Thu, 10 Feb 2000 02:49:46 -0800, aut...@mailcity.com (The >> >>>> >> Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote: >> >>>> >> >> >>>> >> >Tom Deflumere <tom...@mindspring.com> wrote: >> >>>> >> > >> >>>> >> >> On Tue, 8 Feb 2000 20:58:42 -0800, aut...@hotmail.com (The >> >>>> >> >> Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote: >> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >Tom Deflumere <tom...@mindspring.com> wrote: >> >>>> >> >> > >> >>>> >> >> >> On Tue, 8 Feb 2000 14:52:50 -0500 (EST), >> >>>> >> >> >> Sme...@webtv.net (I WANT TO BE AN ANAL MILLIONAIRE!!) >> >>>> >> >> >> wrote: >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >SOME OF MY BITCHES LIKE THE OCCASIONAL BRUTAL RECTAL POUNDING, >> >>>> >> >> >> >COMPLETE WITH ANAL TEARING. THEY WANT TO BE OBLITERATED. >> >>>> >> >> >> > >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> Well, as long as they want to be obliterated... >> >>>> >> >> > >> >>>> >> >> >jeez where do you find this stuff >> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> That came from alt.fan.howard-stern; smellmyfartgas is second >> >>>> >> >> in command to the Almighty Kaazmann, Ruler Of All Usenet. >> >>>> >> >> webtv'ers are swarming down from the steppes like bloodthirsty >> >>>> >> >> Cossacks... >> >>>> >> > >> >>>> >> >i'm scared. hold me. >> >>>> >> >> >>>> >> We'll make ourselves invisible... >> >>>> > >> >>>> >i saw you shine >> >>>> >> >>>> That's how I worked my way through Barber College... >> >>> >> >>>who would want to be the ruler of all usenet anyhow, whatta kook >> >> >> >>If I ruled usenet, I'd make the day 400 hours long so I could read it >> >>all... >> > >> >spectacular crust >> > >> >> In 400-hour-day Usenet world, Beekeeper is revered like Colonel >> Kurtz... > >can i get a witness You need to fill out these forms: _________ / /| |--------- | |--------- | |--------- | ____________ |_________/| /___________/| | IN |/ | OUT |/ ---------- ------------ -- spinCycle spin_cycle Ruler of the netherGroups @ Maker of catNoises usa.net
On Tue, 15 Feb 2000 05:13:22 GMT, spinCycle <spi...@altnonsequitur.org> wrote: >On Mon, 14 Feb 2000 20:41:56 -0800, aut...@mailcity.com (The >Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote: > >>Tom Deflumere <tom...@mindspring.com> wrote: >> >>> On Mon, 14 Feb 2000 01:06:18 -0500, Beekeeper >>> <ike...@my-apiary.com> wrote: >>> >>> >On Sun, 13 Feb 2000 19:03:28 GMT, tom...@mindspring.com (Tom Deflumere) >>> >wrote: >>> > >>> >>On Sat, 12 Feb 2000 13:47:13 -0800, aut...@mailcity.com (The >>> >>Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote: >>> >> >>> >>>Tom Deflumere <tom...@mindspring.com> wrote: >>> >>> >>> >>>> On Fri, 11 Feb 2000 09:38:33 -0800, aut...@mailcity.com (The >>> >>>> Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote: >>> >>>> >>> >>>> >Tom Deflumere <tom...@mindspring.com> wrote: >>> >>>> > >>> >>>> >> On Thu, 10 Feb 2000 02:49:46 -0800, aut...@mailcity.com (The >>> >>>> >> Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote: >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >Tom Deflumere <tom...@mindspring.com> wrote: >>> >>>> >> > >>> >>>> >> >> On Tue, 8 Feb 2000 20:58:42 -0800, aut...@hotmail.com (The >>> >>>> >> >> Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote: >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >Tom Deflumere <tom...@mindspring.com> wrote: >>> >>>> >> >> > >>> >>>> >> >> >> On Tue, 8 Feb 2000 14:52:50 -0500 (EST), >>> >>>> >> >> >> Sme...@webtv.net (I WANT TO BE AN ANAL MILLIONAIRE!!) >>> >>>> >> >> >> wrote: >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >SOME OF MY BITCHES LIKE THE OCCASIONAL BRUTAL RECTAL POUNDING, >>> >>>> >> >> >> >COMPLETE WITH ANAL TEARING. THEY WANT TO BE OBLITERATED. >>> >>>> >> >> >> > >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> Well, as long as they want to be obliterated... >>> >>>> >> >> > >>> >>>> >> >> >jeez where do you find this stuff >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> That came from alt.fan.howard-stern; smellmyfartgas is second >>> >>>> >> >> in command to the Almighty Kaazmann, Ruler Of All Usenet. >>> >>>> >> >> webtv'ers are swarming down from the steppes like bloodthirsty >>> >>>> >> >> Cossacks... >>> >>>> >> > >>> >>>> >> >i'm scared. hold me. >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> We'll make ourselves invisible... >>> >>>> > >>> >>>> >i saw you shine >>> >>>> >>> >>>> That's how I worked my way through Barber College... >>> >>> >>> >>>who would want to be the ruler of all usenet anyhow, whatta kook >>> >> >>> >>If I ruled usenet, I'd make the day 400 hours long so I could read it >>> >>all... >>> > >>> >spectacular crust >>> > >>> >>> In 400-hour-day Usenet world, Beekeeper is revered like Colonel >>> Kurtz... >> >>can i get a witness > >You need to fill out these forms: > _________ > / /| > |--------- | > |--------- | > |--------- | ____________ > |_________/| /___________/| > | IN |/ | OUT |/ > ---------- ------------ i'll take the out one and if you have a moment i need to borrow your vest
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