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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Nov 1996.
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Turn $5 into $5,000

Turn $5 into $5,000

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 5 Nov 1996
Step 1-

Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five separate pieces
of paper along with the words: "Please add me to your mailing list."
(This way you're paying for a service, not just sending someone a dollar
bill.) Fold a U.S. one dollar bill, then mail by standard U.S. Mail to
the following addresses:

1	Chad Collier
	2785 Cold Springs Rd. #49
	Placerville, CA 95667


2	B. Hill
	1010 Charlene St.
	Savannah, GA 31410

3	Donald S.
	320 Forest Avenue
	Savannah, GA 31404

4	Greg Selinger
	103 Marie Curie
	Montreal, Quebec, Canada
	H9A 3C5

5	Harold Russell
	P.O.Box 1118
	Kalispell,MT 59901

Step 2-
Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other names up. This
way, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name as the fifth on the list.

Step 3-
Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups. There are at least 19,000
at all times. Try to post as many as you can seeing as how the more
groups you post to the more people see your article and send you cash!
Each additional person who sent you $1 now also makes 250 additional
postings with your name on #4, 1000 postings. On average then, 50 people
will send you $1 with your name at #4...$50 in your pocket!

Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your name at
#2=100,000 postings=500 returns at $1 each=$500 cash!
Until finally 500 people x 250 postings each=125,000 postings=$5,000
before your name drops off the list.

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