Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Dec 2005.
Nerd Boy, episode 627
alt.ascii-art
· 11 messages · 19 Dec 2005 - 22 Dec 2005
You know, I've decided
that I really hate Xmas. Here we go.
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I mean it this time! It's lost
its meaning. I really can't Mhm.
see the point anymore. ` ,
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Stop that! I'm having an OK, last offer: You get me the
existential crisis here! Celine Dion tickets, I buy you
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OK, deal. You drive an overly
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Thanks for the warm welcome, and please don't be deceived by my spurt
of activity; I'm facing facts, and the fact is that I'm a lazy guy, so
I've finally rewritten the website back-end to support my new sporadic
non-schedule. Now I can pace myself instead of cranking out strips when
I don't have time, or ideas.
Of course, new episodes will be posted here when I get around to it,
but if they're in the queue on the website, they'll probably pop up
there first. Pending an automatic poster (meh) -- for those of you who
can't wait, and who crave that sweet XML fix, there are news feeds on
the website.
It's still at www.nerd-boy.net; feeds at the bottom (bottom feeder?).
As an aside, here's my new non-psychotic blog:
http://www.nerd-boy.net/blog/
-jg
On 2005-12-19 joa...@gmail.com said:
> As an aside, here's my new non-psychotic blog:
> http://www.nerd-boy.net/blog/
>
> -jg
Welcome back to reality, Joe. Hehe!
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.---------------------------------------------------------------------. | .-----. | | You know, I decided .-( Here )-. | | I really hate Christmas ( we go ) | | `-( again )-' | | .;;;;. / `-(_)-' .--. | | .;;;;;;;; o .-.-..--._( `._.'-. | | ;;; @----|) . ((( _ .- ) _ .-'`.| | `;; | _\ (` ) -- (_.' `-' | | \ \ (_ . `- .' | | | `-' - |`-' | | .' \ `-.' | | | / \ ) \ | | `-._/\ | /.---.\ | | / /| | /( )| | | / / | | / | | | | | \ \ | | ( | | | | | \ \| | `-| | | | | \ \_ | ( )/ | | / \ | `-'>-'| | | ( (\)___/ / | | \ | | \\\\ ___[| | | | ; | | | `-_| | | | .' | | `. |\ | / \ | | | | | \ |/ /\)| | | | | \ (((( | | |MJP | | \ | | | `---------------------------------------------------------------------' .---------------------------------------------------------------------. | | | I mean it this time! It's lost | | it's meaning. I really can't see the Mhm. | | point any more. / | | .;;;;. / .--. | | .;;;;;;;; .-.-..--._( `._.'-. | | ;;; @----|) ((( _ .- ) _ .-'`.| | `;; | _\ (- ) -- (_.' `-' | | \ \ o) . `- .' | | | `-' . |`-' | | .' \ ____________/) `-.' | | | / \___________ \ ) \ | | `-._/\ | `.\\) /.---.\ | | / /| | /( )| | | / / | | / | | | | | / / | | ( | | | | | / / | | `-| | | | | _/ / | | ( )/ | | / \ \ | `-'>-'| | | (////\) '______/ / | | \ | | //' .'__ __[| | | | ; | | | `-_| | | | .' | | `. | | / \ | | | | | |/ /\)| | | | | (((( | | |MJP | | | | | `---------------------------------------------------------------------' .---------------------------------------------------------------------. | Stop that! I'm having an | | existential crisis here! OK, last offer: You get me the | | Celine Dion tickets, I buy you | | \ the vintage Millenium Falcon. | | .;;;;. ' .--. | | .;':;;;;;. .-.-..--._( `._.'-. | | :.-.__.-.: ((( _ .- ) _ .-'`.| | @( )( )@ (o ) -- (_.' `-' | | `-'..`-' . `- .' | | `. -- .' ) |`-' | | `--' `-..' | | | .----/ \----. ) \ | | .' `.__.' `. /.---.\ | | / \ /( )| | | `-._/\ WORD /\_.-' ___)\____/ / | | | / / | OO | \ \ `---._____ -' | | | / / | .||. | \ \ `-| | | | \ \ | db | / / \ / | | \ \ | | / / |- -'| | | \ \_ | | _/ / / \ | | / \ |________| / \ | ; | | ( (\)[__[-_]__|(/) ) | .' | | \\\\ |_-' `-_| //// | | | | | |/ | | `-.| | | | Y | | | | |MJP | || | | | | `---------------------------------------------------------------------' .---------------------------------------------------------------------. | OK, | | Deal... You drive an overly | | dramatic bargain. | | \ | | \ .--. | | .;;;;. .-.-..--._( `._.'-. | | ;;;;;;;;. ((( _ .- ) _ .-'`.| | (|----@ ;;; (O ) -- (_.' `-' | | /_ | ;;' . `- .' | | _) / / ) |`-' | | `-' | `-.' | | | .'--. \. ) \ | | / / | \ /.---.\ | | `- ._/ |-' /( )| | | / /| | \ \ / | | | | | / / | | \ \ ( | | | | | / / | | \ \ `-| | | | | _./ / | | \ \ ( )/ | | `- \ | | / \ `-'>-'| | | / / \ _____/ (/\ \ / | | \ | | (((( |]__ __\ \\\` | | | ; | | '' /\_-' | `` | | | .' | | / \ \.' | / \ | | | / \ \ |/ /\)| | | / /\ \ (((( | | |MJP / / \ \ | | | `---------------------------------------------------------------------' Comments: 1) Just because I was bored, that is the only reason I decided to do an "enlarged view" 2) Bigger is not better in this case. 3) To the "nerd" in all of us; Merry Christmas!
<mik...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:113...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > .---------------------------------------------------------------------. > | Stop that! I'm having an | > | existential crisis here! OK, last offer: You get me the | > | Celine Dion tickets, I buy you | > | \ the vintage Millenium Falcon. | > | .;;;;. ' .--. | > | .;':;;;;;. .-.-..--._( `._.'-. | > | :.-.__.-.: ((( _ .- ) _ .-'`.| > | @( )( )@ (o ) -- (_.' `-' | > | `-'..`-' . `- .' | > | `. -- .' ) |`-' | > | `--' `-..' | | > | .----/ \----. ) \ | > | .' `.__.' `. /.---.\ | > | / \ /( )| | > | `-._/\ WORD /\_.-' ___)\____/ / | | > | / / | OO | \ \ `---._____ -' | | > | / / | .||. | \ \ `-| | | > | \ \ | db | / / \ / | > | \ \ | | / / |- -'| | > | \ \_ | | _/ / / \ | > | / \ |________| / \ | ; | > | ( (\)[__[-_]__|(/) ) | .' | > | \\\\ |_-' `-_| //// | | | > | | |/ | | `-.| | > | | Y | | | | > |MJP | || | | | | > `---------------------------------------------------------------------' I would love a nerd boy t-shirt.!!! Ross
Ross Marchant wrote:
>I would love a nerd boy t-shirt.!!!
You're in luck...
http://www.cafepress.com/nerdboy,nb_evil,nb_nerdy
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Run, don't walk
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Joaquim Gândara wrote: > You know, I've decided > that I really hate Xmas. Here we go. > ` , > OO ''~ .... > (( << _||||_ _| > __________________ b b _____________ || ___________ | | | | _ > > > I mean it this time! It's lost > its meaning. I really can't Mhm. > see the point anymore. ` , > OO --~ > (( << > _________________ bb _____ || _____________ > > > > Stop that! I'm having an OK, last offer: You get me the > existential crisis here! Celine Dion tickets, I buy you > ` , , the vintage Millenium Falcon. > OO - ..~ > -||- -<<. > ___________ bb _____ || _____________ > > > OK, deal. You drive an overly > ` , dramatic bargain. > OO ..~ > )) .<<. > jg____________________ d d _________ || __________ > > > ----- > > Thanks for the warm welcome, and please don't be deceived by my spurt > of activity; I'm facing facts, and the fact is that I'm a lazy guy, so > I've finally rewritten the website back-end to support my new sporadic > non-schedule. Now I can pace myself instead of cranking out strips when > I don't have time, or ideas. > > Of course, new episodes will be posted here when I get around to it, > but if they're in the queue on the website, they'll probably pop up > there first. Pending an automatic poster (meh) -- for those of you who > can't wait, and who crave that sweet XML fix, there are news feeds on > the website. > > It's still at www.nerd-boy.net; feeds at the bottom (bottom feeder?). > > As an aside, here's my new non-psychotic blog: > http://www.nerd-boy.net/blog/ > > -jg I am exstatically happy to see nerd boy back even if it's just an intermittent thing. I couldn't figure out how you could keep up anyway the way you were. Not like we're paying you what we should... (Hey, whatever we're paying you now, I'll double it!)
Nerdy, I've decided what to get you for Christmas.
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I wonder what Joe got for Christmas.
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Annie wrote: > Nerdy, I've decided what to get you for Christmas. > \ > > .;;;;;. Actually, it's exactly what > .;;;;;;''' I wanted. I *LOVE* it! > ;;C---[.].] / > `;; , _\ I *KNEW* you would. Hehe! > = |\ v _,,,_ / > ;;/ = --# / /))))\ > _/'`- /_ / / _ _|\ > / : / ) _' |) > ; | _/-')\ `-'/' \ > | ) . '_.-' ` -'( | > : : / _, )/ \ > \ `. \ \-'. . \ \ | > \ | \ \ | \ `\ \| > \ `\ \ ;' 0) 0 \ > |`\. `"-.\ \ `.__.'__.' `\ > | "-.__ \ \ / `\ `. > ) /\_/' \ / `\ \ > .' .' <//::\) \ `,__ > | | </ ||\ |/--\\\------- > | \ `' \ | | > \ ;\ \ | | > | | `\ | | | MJP / aa > Some ascii has all the luck! =o( -- Joe =o) ___ \o ` & / \ �
In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Dave K" <dko...@yahoo.com> wrote: >I am exstatically happy to see nerd boy back even if it's just an >intermittent thing. I couldn't figure out how you could keep up anyway >the way you were. Not like we're paying you what we should... > >(Hey, whatever we're paying you now, I'll double it!) Only double, Dave?! I'll quintuple it! Joaquim, you do accept cheques, don't you? _______________________________________________ | _ _ _ _ | | $___(_)_(_).(_)_(_)_ | | | |Pay to the _ _ _ _| _ |_ _ | |order of __|_|_(-`_|__(_|___|_)_(_)_\_/______ | | / | | _ _ _ _ . | | . _ _ | | _(_)_|_|_(-'____|_|_|_|_|_|_(_)_|_|___dollars | | | | / / . _ _ _ _ / | | ___/_/_/__/_(_/_/__(_/_ | |_______________________________________________| NOTE: I never pick up mail from the yahoo address. -- llizard aka ejm c q 5 4 7 @ freene+.+oron+o.on.ca __ ,^%--- \_<_ \ What do you mean, there's typo?? _[]__ >/ [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions | | //| | http://llizard.crosswinds.net/ascii-art/ N.B. If I could afford it, and/or the bank would let me, I'd change the "n" to an "m".
Annie wrote: > On 2005-12-19 joa...@gmail.com said: > > > As an aside, here's my new non-psychotic blog: > > http://www.nerd-boy.net/blog/ > > > > -jg > > Welcome back to reality, Joe. Hehe! > / Just for giggles, I did a search for "Nerd Boy" on eBay... came up with some candid photos: http://cgi.ebay.com/1960s-PHOTO-NERD-BOY-in-SUIT_W0QQitemZ6236838549 http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Photo-Nerd-Boy-Shooting-Pool-098174_W0QQitemZ6236765497 http://cgi.ebay.com/Photo-V4100-Nerd-Boy-Running_W0QQitemZ6199150267 Maybe Nerd Boy was brought to reality with some malfunction of the time machine? ObASCII Vintage Camera: ___ .---.| |.O.|] | O || '---' /_\`. / \ ` / \
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