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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Dec 1996.
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PAYOFF THOSE XMAS BILLS FAST * MAKE CASH * 10% GOES GOES TO

PAYOFF THOSE XMAS BILLS FAST * MAKE CASH * 10% GOES GOES TO CHAR

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 30 Dec 1996

PAYOFF THOSE XMAS BILLS FAST * MAKE CASH * 10% GOES GOES TO CHARITY

Everyone seems to be making money on the net these days.  If you are
reading this I assume that you have decided that it's your turn.  The
opportunity that will be described here is a PROVEN MONEY MAKER and
it's perfectly LEGITIMATE AND LEGAL.  So if you are ready to make some
money read on, you have everything to gain......  Save this article to
a file on your hard drive because you will need it later.

I came accross this opportunity in one of the news groups.  I read the
article that was posted (very similar to this one) and thought that
it sounded to easy.  There had to be a catch.  I checked with a friend
of mine who happens to be an attorney and she assured me that it was
perfectly legal with no catch as long as I followed the rules which
are spelled out below.

It will cost you five dollars to try this out but believe me you will
make it back 100 fold.  Just for the sake of saying it, you will not
be sending the five dollars to me.  Honesty is a must for this to
work so follow the rules to the letter and in a few weeks you will
be amazed at the results.  I sure was.

These are the rules:

1)  Take five sheets of paper and write the following on each one:
    'Please add my name to your list' include your name or the name
    of your business and your mailing address.  In this way you are
    asking the person who receives the sheet of paper to perform a
    service for you which will be explained as we go through the rules.
    
2)  Now take each sheet that you prepared above and fold it around a
    one dollar bill (Please use US currancy).  Do not send checks or
    money orders.  In this way you are paying for the service you
    have asked them to perform from step one.  By folding the paper
    around the dollar bill you will insure its arrival at the intended
    destination.
    
3)  Take each of the requests for service along with the one dollar
    payment for the service, place them in five envelopes, and send
    them to the five people listed below.
    
4)  Read this step carefully.  Remove the first name from the list
    of five names below.  The name in position 1.  Move the other
    four names up one position so that the name in position 2 is
    now in position 1, the name in position 3 is now in position 2,
    and so on.  Place your name and address in position 5 (the last
    position on the list).  When doing this do not use a word processor.
    You must leave this article as a straight MS-DOS text file so
    anyone recieving it can read it.
    
5)  Now upload the updated file with your name in position 5 to as many
    news groups, and bulliten board message areas as possible.  Give it
    a catchy description like "NEED CASH....FAST ??" or "PAY OFF YOUR
    DEBTS IN 90 DAYS", or "NEED CASH FOR THE HOLIDAYS ??", etc. The
    more uploads you make the more money you will earn.
    
6)  This is another VERY IMPORTANT STEP.  When someone sends you a dollar
    requesting that you add thier name to your list you must perform
    the service requested.  All you need to do is save all the sheets
    of paper requesting to be added to your list in a folder (your list).
    
7)  What do you do with your list?  As time allows take the names and add
    them to the list below 2 or 3 at a time to the bottom most positions
    like 3, 4, and 5.  Put yourself in position 2 or 3 and upload that
    article.  In that way we all multiply the number of times our name
    appears and we perform a legitimate service.
    
If you need help uploading just ask someone in one of the news groups or
the sysop of the bullitin board and they will explain how it's done.

You can expect to see a little money start to trickle in at around 2
weeks, but around weeks 3 and 4 WOW!!

8)  When the 'money storm' hits your mailbox go pay off your bills and
    debts, and then go get that something special you've always wanted.
 
9)  Hi my name is Robert. I am starting this service for a few different
    reasons. I have seen these opportunities along in newsgroups and
    BBS's for a while now and I thought that this was a great idea so
    I decided to do the same but with a little twist. So of all the 
    proceeds that I receive from this service I will donate 10% to a 
    worthy charity. So if you have ever thought of trying this give it
    a shot. Send your five dollars out knowing that you have done
    something worthwhile and people will benefit from this as well
    as yourself. Give and you shall receive that's what I have always
    believed in. I hope that if you benefit from this that you might
    consider doing the same and remember that with all that money
    rolling in as income you probably could use some tax breaks as
    charitable donations. Please leave this paragraph intact throughout
    the life of this letter.

10) If you recieve this letter and there are fewer than five names on it
    then feel lucky because you have just gotten in on this opportunity
    at the ground floor so to speak. Simply add your name to the bottom
    of the list and delete the first blank name entry and renumber them
    accordingly. Remember honesty rewards. If you become the fifth lucky
    person (in other words if all the name entries are filled) please
    delete this paragraph from the letter and fulfill all other
    instructions.

HERE IS THE LIST OF NAMES:

Position 1:  Name
             Address
             City, State ZIP
             Country
             
Position 2:  Name
             Address
             City, State ZIP
             Country
             
Position 3:  Name
             Address
             City, State ZIP
             Country
             
Position 4:  Name
             Address
             City, State ZIP
             Country
             
Position 5:  CADD Masters
             Robert W. Harper
             PO Box 1280
             Goodlettsville, TN 37070-1280
             U.S.A.
             
Honesty is what makes this work so do send the request for service and
the one dollar payment for that service to the five people on the list.
I invested the five dollars and it payed off big time because now the
five people I sent to are all helping me get this posted with my name
on thier lists.  If we all play fair the results will speak for themselves.

Set some kind of a goal like 15 or 20 posts or more every couple of days.
Make sure it's a goal you can achieve.  One last thought, keep track of
how much you make because you will need to report it as income for tax
purposes.  

So have at it and enjoy life.

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