Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Jan 2000.
perfect volume -gnv-
alt.ascii-art
· 18 messages · 23 Jan 2000 - 1 Feb 2000
Ben Norwood wrote: > On Today, Galarza & Heredero wrote: > > : Hi all > : I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume? > : well, what about the socket metod? > > Righteo, here's a sign I quickly drew which should be large enough for > 'newbies' to see [1]...feel free to adapt for > high-ascii/ansi/Java/C++/BASIC/MMFs/MLM/whatever... > > +--------------------------------------------------------+ > |`. ,'| > | +--------------------------------------------------+ | > | | | | > | | XXXXXX XXXXXX | | > | | XXXXXX XXXXXX | | > | | XXXXXX XXXXXX | | > | | XXXXXX XXXXXX | | > | | HH HH TTTTTtt XXXXXXXXXXXX MM MM LL | | > | | HH HH TT XXXXXXXX MMMMMMMM LL | | > | | HH HH TT XXXXXX MM MM MM LL | | > | | HHHHHHHH TT XXXXXX MM MM MM LL | | > | | HH HH TT XXXXXXXX MM MM LL | | > | | HH HH TT XXXXXXXXXXXX MM LLLLLLLL | | > | | HH HH XXXXXX XXXXXX M LLLLLLLL | | > | | XXXXXX XXXXXX | | > | | XXXXXX XXXXXX | | > | | XXXXXX XXXXXX | | > | | | | > | +--------------------------------------------------+ | > |,'____________________________________________________`.| > > --Ben, getting tired of Pine pretending to be lynx and automatically > rendering the html in 'emphasised' [underlined] mode... > > [1] Although how many will still post these whilst claiming > ignorance/illiteracy remains to be seen...[2] > [2] And how many will either completely ignore the FAQ or attempt to > break as many of it's 'rules' as possible as quickly as possible remains > to be seen... > > -- > Ben Norwood - the (ex-)Mad Biologist From Hell > http://www.bigfoot.com/~bdn95/ > bdn95 _@/" bigfoot.com Well, IT'S THE FIRST TIME I FIGHT WITH NETSCAPE NEWSGOUP Excuse me. I'm spanish and i'm 14. My english isn't as good as I would like. I can't undertand very well what you are saying, but a little bit yes. I've read the FAQ twice and I've translated it to spanish (with my diccionary's help). Now I know how to use 'netscape newsgroup' and I hope I wouldn't get wrong again. Thanks for advising me. .--. __ __ /`' >> ( , /- | /`'.. | //- | //| << `'//_ /|/ / / |//__ |//_|_gnv / / / `` / | ` / `'`gen...@canal21.com ( `'-> _______________________________________ '---(.)------'-ooo--'-o`ooo-'----'oo----' gnv
Galarza & Heredero wrote: > > Ben Norwood wrote: > > > On Today, Galarza & Heredero wrote: > > > > : Hi all > > : I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume? > > : well, what about the socket metod? > > > > Righteo, here's a sign I quickly drew which should be large enough for [SNIP of "NO HTML" ascii] > > Well, IT'S THE FIRST TIME I FIGHT WITH NETSCAPE NEWSGOUP > Excuse me. > I'm spanish and i'm 14. My english isn't as good as I would like. I can't > undertand very well what you are saying, but a little bit yes. I've read the > FAQ twice and I've translated it to spanish (with my diccionary's help). > Now I know how to use 'netscape newsgroup' and I hope I wouldn't get wrong > again. > Thanks for advising me. Your drawings are nice and i am glad to see you have learned to post in plain text.Keep up your good work.... Obascii: A broken thingie |-----.___ |/////| `-. |-----""""""' -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Hi all
I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?
well, what about the socket metod?
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_( )_
_( ) .-----------------.
( _.--. ) How to get this |
(_ )(..) ) perfect volume? |
( ) _>/ ) <--------------------'
( /)'-(`'^
`'^`'/` `'\ (in 4 simple steps)
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1) Look for a socket
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.ooO gnv.
2) Locate your index and middle fingers
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3) Stick your fingers in the socket.
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<b><font face="Courier New,Courier"><font size=-1>Hi all</font></font></b>
<br><b><font face="Courier New,Courier"><font size=-1>I'm gnv, would you
like to have a perfect volume?</font></font></b>
<br><b><font face="Courier New,Courier"><font size=-1>well, what about
the socket metod?</font></font></b>
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Ignv l</font></font></b>
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1) Look for a socket</font></font></b>
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_______</font></font></b>
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2) Locate your index and middle fingers</font></font></b>
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3) Stick your fingers in the socket.</font></font></b>
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4) Punch yourself so you can see something in the mirror</font></font></b>
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In article <388...@euskalnet.net>, pur...@euskalnet.net wrote: > --------------B81DA3DA44A789F3909C5347 > Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit > > Hi all > I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume? > well, what about the socket metod? Funny ACSII snipped. > > --------------B81DA3DA44A789F3909C5347 > Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > > <!doctype html public "-//w3c//dtd html 4.0 transitional//en"> That's two. One more and you must die. DO NOT post in HTML here. -- Eternity - Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net> wrote in message
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Hi all
I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?
well, what about the socket metod?
________
_( )_
_( ) .-----------------.
( _.--. ) How to get this |
(_ )(..) ) perfect volume? |
( ) _>/ ) <--------------------'
( /)'-(`'^
`'^`'/` `'\ (in 4 simple steps)
|/__Y__\|
|\_ I _/|
| ) ( |
|/ \|
Ignv l
snip....
This solves my bedhead problem :) great pic!
Prudence
Prudence wrote: > > Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net> wrote in message > news:388...@euskalnet.net... > Hi all > I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume? > well, what about the socket metod? > > ________ > _( )_ > _( ) .-----------------. > ( _.--. ) How to get this | > (_ )(..) ) perfect volume? | > ( ) _>/ ) | > ( /)'-(`'^ | > `'^`'/` `'\ (in 4 simple steps)| > |/__Y__\| | > |\_ I _/| <--------------------' > | ) ( | > |/ \| > Ignv l > > snip.... I let you all guess what the 4 steps could be. :) joris
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I wonder why my father said the same thing.
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joris bellenger wrote:
> Prudence wrote:
> >
> > Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net> wrote in message
> > news:388...@euskalnet.net...
> > Hi all
> > I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?
> > well, what about the socket metod?
> >
> > ________
> > _( )_
> > _( ) .-----------------.
> > ( _.--. ) How to get this |
> > (_ )(..) ) perfect volume? |
> > ( ) _>/ ) |
> > ( /)'-(`'^ |
> > `'^`'/` `'\ (in 4 simple steps)|
> > |/__Y__\| |
> > |\_ I _/| <--------------------'
> > | ) ( |
> > |/ \|
> > Ignv l
> >
> > snip....
>
> I let you all guess what the 4 steps could be.
> :)
>
> joris
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<p><tt>joris bellenger wrote:</tt>
<blockquote TYPE=CITE><tt>Prudence wrote:</tt>
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<br><tt>> Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net> wrote in message</tt>
<br><tt>> <a href="news:388...@euskalnet.net">news:388...@euskalnet.net</a>...</tt>
<br><tt>> Hi all</tt>
<br><tt>> I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?</tt>
<br><tt>> well, what about the socket metod?</tt>
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<p><tt>I let you all guess what the 4 steps could be.</tt>
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I wonder why my father said the same thing.
Bye
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joris bellenger wrote:
Prudence wrote:
>
> Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net> wrote in message
> news:388...@euskalnet.net...
> Hi all
> I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?
> well, what about the socket metod?
>
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> ( _.--. ) How to get this |
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> Ignv l
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> snip....
I let you all guess what the 4 steps could be.
:)
joris
Galarza & Heredero wrote: ==o== | | This may help some with your perfect volume... | That is, if the nipple fits. =) .I. | | o!O | | | | >o= | | ( _|o|_ ) `---' -- Interface: Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity ojo...@lunatech.com
"Ojosh!ro" wrote: > Galarza & Heredero wrote: > > ==o== > | > | This may help some with your perfect volume... > | That is, if the nipple fits. =) > .I. > | | o!O > | | > | | >o= > | | ( > _|o|_ ) > `---' > -- > Interface: > Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity > > ojo...@lunatech.com #### ________ .'` \\_,_( )_ )_/// \\ ) // _(\`. _.--. ) ,'/ tadaaaaaaa!!! (_ \ \ )(..) )/ / _________________ ( | \ )d >/ / | _/ ( \ \)'-(_/ / '-'-'\_ _/ /___|___\ \__,',__/ ) ( / \ Ignv l Thanks, the nipple fitted .--. __ __ /`' >> ( , /- | /`'.. | //- | //| << `'//_ /|/ / / |//__ |//_|_gnv / / / `` / | ` / `'`gen...@canal21.com ( `'->
"Galarza & Heredero" <pur...@euskalnet.net> wrote in message news:389...@euskalnet.net... > > #### > ________ .'` > \\_,_( )_ )_/// > \\ ) // > _(\`. _.--. ) ,'/ tadaaaaaaaarrrrggghh! ( \ \ )(..) )/ / __________________________ > ( | \ )q >/ / | _/ > ( \ \)'-(_/ / > '-'-'\ / > / Y \ > (`._.,',._.') > \.__/ \__./ > / \ > Ignv l > More inflating... Andrew
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Galarza & Heredero wrote: > > ________ pffhelpppppphh!!! > \\_,_( )_ )_/// ___________________________ > \\ ) // __/ > _(\`. _.--. ) ,'/ __/ > ( \ \ )(..) )/ / > ( \ .``. >``. / > ( / | \ > '-'| | | , > |(*) | (*)|=o<_ <') > \`._.-'-._.'/ ) (_\ > `.__/ \__.` / 4 > / \ ( ==o'= > Ignv l `. .I. > | | \ | | > \ | | > \ | | > ) | | > ( _|o|_ > `--' > I think once you reach about FFF, it's time to stop. -- From the warped mind of Shaun Mead -- -- Talk to me on ICQ! I am #26586042 -- -- Beware the Monsoon! Check out http://rctm.homepage.com -- ,+^'+, ,+'^'+, ,+'^'+, EMAIL: sha...@ns.sympatico.ca ^+.+^ ^+.+^ "Now get out of my store, and come again!" - Apu, from the Simpsons.
Shaun Mead wrote: > > Galarza & Heredero wrote: > > > > ________ pffhelpppppphh!!! > > \\_,_( )_ )_/// ___________________________ > > \\ ) // __/ > > _(\`. _.--. ) ,'/ __/ > > ( \ \ )(..) )/ / > > ( \ .``. >``. / > > ( / | \ > > '-'| | | , > > |(*) | (*)|=o<_ <') > > \`._.-'-._.'/ ) (_\ > > `.__/ \__.` / 4 > > / \ ( ==o'= > > Ignv l `. .I. > > | | \ | | > > \ | | > > \ | | > > ) | | > > ( _|o|_ > > `--' > > ,------------------------------------------. / Riiiiggght! This sure illustrates why some \ \ girls are terrified of needles *evil grin* / ,--`) `--y---------------------------------------' (C oO_ ' ___)--u' | / \_) \ ,|) o!O \ | `-'\/ | |\_.-" Honestly... Bigger isn't always better... Imagine the squeekee sound boobs like those must make when you rub 'em =) One advantage though, if you use helium instead of air you no longer need to have a custom-built bra made =) But gals, now thing of a device to stretch hands big enough to fit those =) (I'm not volunteering) Ojosh!ro. -- Interface: Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity ojo...@lunatech.com
"Ojosh!ro" wrote: > > Shaun Mead wrote: > > > > Galarza & Heredero wrote: > > > > > > ________ pffhelpppppphh!!! > > > \\_,_( )_ )_/// ___________________________ > > > \\ ) // __/ > > > _(\`. _.--. ) ,'/ __/ > > > ( \ \ )(..) )/ / > > > ( \ .``. >``. / > > > ( / | \ > > > '-'| | | , > > > |(*) | (*)|=o<_ <') > > > \`._.-'-._.'/ ) (_\ > > > `.__/ \__.` / 4 > > > / \ ( ==o'= > > > Ignv l `. .I. > > > | | \ | | > > > \ | | > > > \ | | > > > ) | | > > > ( _|o|_ > > > `--' > > > > ,------------------------------------------. > / Riiiiggght! This sure illustrates why some \ > \ girls are terrified of needles *evil grin* / > ,--`) `--y---------------------------------------' > (C oO_ ' > ___)--u' | > / \_) \ ,|) o!O > \ | `-'\/ > | |\_.-" > > Honestly... > Bigger isn't always better... > Imagine the squeekee sound boobs like those must make when you rub 'em =) > > One advantage though, if you use helium instead of air you no longer need to > have a custom-built bra made =) > > But gals, now thing of a device to stretch hands big enough to fit those =) > (I'm not volunteering) > > Ojosh!ro. > -- > Interface: > Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity > > ojo...@lunatech.com > > > ________ pffhelpppppphh!!! > > > \\_,_( )_ )_/// ___________________________ > > > \\ ) // __/ > > > _(\`. _.--. ) ,'/ __/ > > > ( \ \ )(..) )/ / > > > ( \ .``. >``. / > > > ( / | \ > > > '-'| | ~~~~ ,,,,, > > > |(*) | (*)|=o<_ <') > > > \`._.-'-._.'/ ) (_\ > > > `.__/ \__.` / 4 > > > / \ ( ==o'= > > > Ignv l `. .I. > > > | | \ | | > > > \ | | > > > \ | | > > > ) | | > > > ( _|o|_ > > > `--' > > > premature blow out, airbags!!! reliable???
Galarza & Heredero wrote: > > | > \ \ / / > \ : ' : / > --' ________ '-- > _( )_ > _( ) .-----------------. > ( _.--. ) How to get this | > (_ )#### ) perfect volume? | > ( ) _>/ ) <--------------------' > ( /)'-(`'^ __ > `'^`'/` `'\ |\ (in 4 simple steps) > __ |,_____,| \ _____________ > /| || || o _( )_ > / || || O _ ( Why are men _) > || || (_) ( ALLWAYS the ) > Ignv l (___ same??? _) > (___________) > > > I wonder why my father said the same thing. > Maybe because he is a guy too. ;) joris [snip]
"Ojosh!ro" <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote in message news:949...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net... > Shaun Mead wrote: > But gals, now thing of a device to stretch hands big enough to fit those =) > (I'm not volunteering) That would be Valery Silivanov's specialty.. Andrew
Pru....I am suppose to say hello to you from Redmoon, Rebel and Glint and tell u that u r missed by the gang ;) Pammie Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:86nhpi$48l$1...@bob.news.rcn.net... > > Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net> wrote in message > news:388...@euskalnet.net... > Hi all > I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume? > well, what about the socket metod? > > ________ > _( )_ > _( ) .-----------------. > ( _.--. ) How to get this | > (_ )(..) ) perfect volume? | > ( ) _>/ ) <--------------------' > ( /)'-(`'^ > `'^`'/` `'\ (in 4 simple steps) > |/__Y__\| > |\_ I _/| > | ) ( | > |/ \| > Ignv l > > snip.... > > This solves my bedhead problem :) great pic! > > Prudence > >
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