Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Sep 1997.
(Cartoon) 'My dog can talk!'
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 13 Sep 1997
Jonathon Oglesbee told me to post this, my first ascii cartoon strip!
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| | My dog /////
( O O ) / can talk! |O )//
| > | / < /
| \_/ | / |/ |
\___/ \__/
___| |____ ||
/ \_/ \ / \
| \ | |
|_| ||_| | || |
| | || | |\_|_|| |
|_|_______||_| \_____/ |
/_| ||_\ |____|
| ___ | \ |_/ ||
| | | | \ |____|
|__| |__| \ | |
|| || \/|_|\ ( (
_||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
_| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
|____| |____| /_____\
| | | |
|_| |_|
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| | /////
( O O ) |O )//
| > | < /
| \_/ | |o |
\___/ \__/
___| |____ || \
/ \_/ \ / \ \
| \ | | \
|_| ||_| | || | \
| | || | | || | Yeah Right!
|_|_______||_| | || |
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| | I`ll /////
( O O ) / prove it! |O )//
| > | / < /
| O | / |* |
\___/ \__/
___| |____ ||
/ \_/ \ / \
| \ | |
|_| ||_| | || |
| | || | |\_|_|| |
|_|_______||_| \_____/ |
/_| ||_\ |____|
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| | /////
( O O ) |O )//
| > | < /
| o | |/ |
\___/ \__/
___| |____ || \
/ \_/ \ / \ \
| \ | | \
|_| ||_| | || | \
| | || | |\_|_|| | Go on then!
|_|_______||_| \_____/ |
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| | OK, Rover, /////
( o o ) /what`s all |o )//
| > | / over that < /
| \_/ | / tree? |- |
\___/ \__/
___| |____ ||
/ \_/ \ / \
| \ | |
|_| ||_| | || |
| | || | |\_|_|| |
|_|_______||_| \_____/ |
/_| ||_\ |____|
| ___ | \ |_/ ||
| | | | \ |____|
|__| |__| \ | |
|| || \/|_|\ ( (
_||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
_| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
|____| |____| /_____\
| | | |
|_| |_|
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/_| ||_\ |____|
| ___ | \ |_/ ||
| | | | \ |____|
|__| |__| \ | |
|| || \/|_|\ ( (
_||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
_| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
|____| |____| /_____\\
| | | | \_________
|_| |_| |__Bark!__|
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| | What`s it /////
( O O ) /feel like? |O )//
| > | / < /
| \_/ | / |-- |
\___/ \__/
___| |____ ||
/ \_/ \ / \
| \ | |
|_| ||_| | || |
| | || | |\_|_|| |
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/_| ||_\ |____|
| ___ | \ |_/ ||
| | | | \ |____|
|__| |__| \ | |
|| || \/|_|\ ( (
_||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
_| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
|____| |____| /_____\\
| | | | \_______
|_| |_| |_Ruff!_|
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| | What`s on /////
( O O ) / top of |O )//
| > | / that < /
| \_/ | / building? |/ |
\___/ \__/
___| |____ ||
/ \_/ \ / \
| \ | |
|_| ||_| | || |
| | || | |\_|_|| |
|_|_______||_| \_____/ |
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| | | | \ |____|
|__| |__| \ | |
|| || \/|_|\ ( (
_||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
_| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
|____| |____| /_____\\
| | | | \_______
|_| |_| |_Roof!_|
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| | There you /////
( O O ) / go! |O )//
| > | / < /
| \_/ | / |/ |
\___/ \__/
___| |____ || \
/ \_/ \ / \ \
| \ | | \
|_| ||_| | || | \ Ha Ha! Very Funny!
| | || | |\_|_|| |
|_|_______||_| \_____/ |
/_| ||_\ |____|
| ___ | \ |_/ ||
| | | | \ |____|
|__| |__| \ | |
|| || \/|_|\ ( (
_||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
_| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
|____| |____| /_____\
| | | |
|_| |_|
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/_| ||_\ |____|
| ___ | \ |_/ ||
| | | | \ |____|
|__| |__| \ | |
|| || \/|_|\ ( (
_||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
_| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
|____| |____| /_____\\
| | | | \_________________________
|_| |_| |_What`s wrong with that?_|
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Martin Atkins
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To reply to me by EMail, change SMALLFOOT to BIGFOOT!
Bungle & Mart`s ASCIIArt Gallery
http://vibes.vossnet.co.uk/i/ighaig/asciiart.htm
will next be updated 20th Sept 97
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Well done! There's a TV (gasp!) commercial out right now along the same line, with a
guy and his dog in the park...and a pretty girl comes up, admiring the dog. They go
through this same routine, she leaves, and the guy says,
"Next time I'm bringing the cat."
Quite funny.
Martin Atkins wrote:
>
> Jonathon Oglesbee told me to post this, my first ascii cartoon strip!
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> |||||
> | | My dog /////
> ( O O ) / can talk! |O )//
> | > | / < /
> | \_/ | / |/ |
> \___/ \__/
> ___| |____ ||
> / \_/ \ / \
> | \ | |
> |_| ||_| | || |
> | | || | |\_|_|| |
> |_|_______||_| \_____/ |
> /_| ||_\ |____|
> | ___ | \ |_/ ||
> | | | | \ |____|
> |__| |__| \ | |
> || || \/|_|\ ( (
> _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
> _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
> |____| |____| /_____\
> | | | |
> |_| |_|
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> |||||
> | | /////
> ( O O ) |O )//
> | > | < /
> | \_/ | |o |
> \___/ \__/
> ___| |____ || \
> / \_/ \ / \ \
> | \ | | \
> |_| ||_| | || | \
> | | || | | || | Yeah Right!
> |_|_______||_| | || |
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> |||||
> | | I`ll /////
> ( O O ) / prove it! |O )//
> | > | / < /
> | O | / |* |
> \___/ \__/
> ___| |____ ||
> / \_/ \ / \
> | \ | |
> |_| ||_| | || |
> | | || | |\_|_|| |
> |_|_______||_| \_____/ |
> /_| ||_\ |____|
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> |||||
> | | /////
> ( O O ) |O )//
> | > | < /
> | o | |/ |
> \___/ \__/
> ___| |____ || \
> / \_/ \ / \ \
> | \ | | \
> |_| ||_| | || | \
> | | || | |\_|_|| | Go on then!
> |_|_______||_| \_____/ |
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> |||||
> | | OK, Rover, /////
> ( o o ) /what`s all |o )//
> | > | / over that < /
> | \_/ | / tree? |- |
> \___/ \__/
> ___| |____ ||
> / \_/ \ / \
> | \ | |
> |_| ||_| | || |
> | | || | |\_|_|| |
> |_|_______||_| \_____/ |
> /_| ||_\ |____|
> | ___ | \ |_/ ||
> | | | | \ |____|
> |__| |__| \ | |
> || || \/|_|\ ( (
> _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
> _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
> |____| |____| /_____\
> | | | |
> |_| |_|
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> /_| ||_\ |____|
> | ___ | \ |_/ ||
> | | | | \ |____|
> |__| |__| \ | |
> || || \/|_|\ ( (
> _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
> _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
> |____| |____| /_____\\
> | | | | \_________
> |_| |_| |__Bark!__|
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> |||||
> | | What`s it /////
> ( O O ) /feel like? |O )//
> | > | / < /
> | \_/ | / |-- |
> \___/ \__/
> ___| |____ ||
> / \_/ \ / \
> | \ | |
> |_| ||_| | || |
> | | || | |\_|_|| |
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> /_| ||_\ |____|
> | ___ | \ |_/ ||
> | | | | \ |____|
> |__| |__| \ | |
> || || \/|_|\ ( (
> _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
> _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
> |____| |____| /_____\\
> | | | | \_______
> |_| |_| |_Ruff!_|
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> |||||
> | | What`s on /////
> ( O O ) / top of |O )//
> | > | / that < /
> | \_/ | / building? |/ |
> \___/ \__/
> ___| |____ ||
> / \_/ \ / \
> | \ | |
> |_| ||_| | || |
> | | || | |\_|_|| |
> |_|_______||_| \_____/ |
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> | | | | \ |____|
> |__| |__| \ | |
> || || \/|_|\ ( (
> _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
> _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
> |____| |____| /_____\\
> | | | | \_______
> |_| |_| |_Roof!_|
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> |||||
> | | There you /////
> ( O O ) / go! |O )//
> | > | / < /
> | \_/ | / |/ |
> \___/ \__/
> ___| |____ || \
> / \_/ \ / \ \
> | \ | | \
> |_| ||_| | || | \ Ha Ha! Very Funny!
> | | || | |\_|_|| |
> |_|_______||_| \_____/ |
> /_| ||_\ |____|
> | ___ | \ |_/ ||
> | | | | \ |____|
> |__| |__| \ | |
> || || \/|_|\ ( (
> _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
> _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
> |____| |____| /_____\
> | | | |
> |_| |_|
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> /_| ||_\ |____|
> | ___ | \ |_/ ||
> | | | | \ |____|
> |__| |__| \ | |
> || || \/|_|\ ( (
> _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_|
> _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___|
> |____| |____| /_____\\
> | | | | \_________________________
> |_| |_| |_What`s wrong with that?_|
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> _____________________________________________________
>
> -------------
> Martin Atkins
> -------------
> To reply to me by EMail, change SMALLFOOT to BIGFOOT!
>
> Bungle & Mart`s ASCIIArt Gallery
> http://vibes.vossnet.co.uk/i/ighaig/asciiart.htm
> will next be updated 20th Sept 97
> _____________________________________________________
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------ Tom R. Earlywine
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I have to wonder if the reason why the media keeps throwing the word "Papparazzi"(sp?) about
is that they are trying to separate themselves from these sick-o's...even though their
constant use of this tragedy to sell advertising space is exactly the same thing as what
caused it in the first place. STOP THE MADNESS-DON'T BUY THAT CRAP AND GET OVER YOUR FAME
ADDICTION!
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