Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Aug 1998.
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Heavyweight championship: Krogg vs FS
alt.ascii-art
· 63 messages · 22 Aug 1998 - 13 Sep 1998
Thursday night's episode of Krogg vs FS (in Veronica's chat):
/\/\ .-------------------------------------.
( oo) .-( Hi! I'm FS, and I'm a BAD BAD kitty! )
\ >v< / `-------------------------------------'
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Cave Krogg and his brothers (Krogg to the left) :
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/ OUT \ ( J ( J ( J ( J
| OF | | \ | \ | \ | \
\ORDER/_| / __| / __| /__| /
<_____)<_____)<_____)_____)
Let's get rid of these guys!
/\/\
( oo) ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--.
\ >v< OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO )
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(|___(3_____/ \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ |
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L J\ ) \ | \ | \ | \ |
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/ / | | | \ | \ | \ | \
/ / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| /
/ J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____)
L__)
/\/\ cATTACK!!
( oo) / ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--.
\ >v< OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO )
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L J\ ) \ | \ | \ | \ |
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/ / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| /
/ J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____)
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( oo)
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L__)
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If he wants my sausage,i might as well give him some.
*minor corection to the ascii**plus better arms*
*errmph*
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OO \\\\
*Ummm* <_,@\\\\ <-----Cave Krogg
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FS--. [/ )| *uuuuuuumph*
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Never enter the Kroggs' forest unarmed!
/\/\ help!! (uuummmmmmm puuuuuussy)
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/ J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____)
L__)
/\/\ help!!!! (woooooooooooooooooooow)
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L__)
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And now a new challenge for Krogg to make him return tonight!
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The chat's URL for anybody who would like to join is:
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/
--
`-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }->
Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > Thursday night's episode of Krogg vs FS (in Veronica's chat): > > /\/\ .-------------------------------------. > ( oo) .-( Hi! I'm FS, and I'm a BAD BAD kitty! ) > \ >v< / `-------------------------------------' > _) <__ > ( ` > | \.\.\ \ > \ J _>-L_ > \ \_(____m====--= > L___R'U`-' > | \ > \ & \ > L J\ ) > ) ) \ | > / / | | > / / \ J_ > / J L__) > L__) > > Cave Krogg and his brothers (Krogg to the left) : > > ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--. > OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO ) > <_,@\\\<_,@@@<_,::: <_,c ( > \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ | > [( )| [( )| [( ) [( )| > || || || || || | || || > |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| > #| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /##)) > .-#(_) )_#(_) )_#(_) _#(_) )) ) > (.-# | # | # | # | ) > ___|_ \ | \ | \ | \ | > / OUT \ ( J ( J ( J ( J > | OF | | \ | \ | \ | \ > \ORDER/_| / __| / __| /__| / > <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) > > Let's get rid of these guys! > > /\/\ > ( oo) ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--. > \ >v< OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO ) > .--------~-; <_,@\\\<_,@@@<_,::::<_,c ( > (|___(3_____/ \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ | > | \././--' [( )| [( )| [( ) [( )| > \\ " /| || || || || || | || || > \`-' | |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| > L___) ____#| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /## > | \ (____#(_) )_#(_) )_#(_) _#(_) ) > \ & \ # | # | # | # | > L J\ ) \ | \ | \ | \ | > ) ) \ | ( J ( J ( J ( J > / / | | | \ | \ | \ | \ > / / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| / > / J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) > L__) > > /\/\ cATTACK!! > ( oo) / ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--. > \ >v< OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO ) > .--------~-; <_,@\\\<_,@@@<_,::::<_,c ( > (|___(3_____/ \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ | > | \././--' [( )| [( )| [( ) [( )| > \\ " /| || || || || || | || || > \`-' | |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| > L___) ____#| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /## > | \ (____#(_) )_#(_) )_#(_) _#(_) ) > \ & \ # | # | # | # | > L J\ ) \ | \ | \ | \ | > ) ) \ | ( J ( J ( J ( J > / / | | | \ | \ | \ | \ > / / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| / > / J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) > L__) > > /\/\ > ( oo) > \ >v< .-. > >--------~-; `-----.________ ) > (|___(3_____/ _____.----------- ) ( ) ( ) > | \././--' `---' ....#. ..#.#. .##.. .##.## > \\ " /| || || || || || | || || > \`-' | |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| > L___) ____#| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /## > | \ (____#(_) )_#(_) )_#(_) _#(_) ) > \ & \ # | # | # | # | > L |\ ) \ | \ | \ | \ | > ) ) \ | ( J ( J ( J ( J > / / | | | \ | \ | \ | \ > / / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| / > / J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) > L__) > > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > > If he wants my sausage,i might as well give him some. > *minor corection to the ascii**plus better arms* > > *errmph* > ||\\\*umph* > OO \\\\ > *Ummm* <_,@\\\\ <-----Cave Krogg > \ _\\\\ > FS--. [/ )| *uuuuuuumph* > | / / | > V ___/ > | > ,,,,_/ ____/#### > //// /// )_# ) > o,)||\__\\ # | > | || \\ \ | > | (" <__>( J > | | \ > `-(OH YES)_| / > <_____) > > > ||\\\ (Oh, shit!) > .. \\\\/ > _<_,@\\\\ > // \ _\\\\ > /X/ [/ )| > // / / | > // ___/ > | > ,,( \ ____/#### > //// /// )_# ) > o,)||\__\\ # | > || \\ \ | > (" <__>( J > | \ > __| / > <_____) > > ***\\ > ****\\\ > *bang* _***@\\\\ > // \ _\\\\ > /X/ [/ )| > // / / | > // ___/ > | > ,,( \ ____/#### > //// /// )_# ) > o,)||\__\\ # | > || \\ \ | > (" <__>( J > | \ > __| / > <_____) > > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > > Never enter the Kroggs' forest unarmed! > > /\/\ help!! (uuummmmmmm puuuuuussy) > ( oo) ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--. > \ >v< OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO ) > _| |., <_,@\\\<_,@@@<_,::::<_,c ( > ( (3 \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ | > | \././ [( )| [( )| [( ) [( )| > \\ " /| || || || || || | || || > \`-' | |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| > L___) ____#| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /## > | \ (____#(_)(__#(_)(__#(_)(_#(_) ) > \ & \ # | # | # | # | > L J\ ) \ | \ | \ | \ | > ) ) \ | ( J ( J ( J ( J > / / | | | \ | \ | \ | \ > / / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| / > / J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) > L__) > > /\/\ help!!!! (woooooooooooooooooooow) > ( oo) ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--. > \ >v< OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO ) > _| |., <_,@\\\<_,@@@<_,::::<_,c ( > ( ) __.--. \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ | > | \.\. \ _.-' ( o\ [( )| [( )| [( ) [( )| > \\ \ |\ \ _.-' \ | || || || || || | || || > \\ \ | \_>-' ___.>-' |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| > L\ \.-'_) __.--' ____#| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /## > | \( \ _.-' (____#(_)(__#(_)(__#(_)(_#(_) ) > \ /`._.-' # | # | # | # | > L ) \ | \ | \ | \ | > )\___/| ( J ( J ( J ( J > / / | | | \ | \ | \ | \ > / / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| / > / J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) > L__) > > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > > And now a new challenge for Krogg to make him return tonight! > > (| > |) > (| > |) > (|_ | > | / _ \ > ( (_) ) | > / / \ \ > | / / \ \ | > | .' / \ `. > / / ||\\\ \ \ | > | .' / OO \\\\ \ `. > | / <_,@\\\\ \ | > |__\ \ _\\\\ /__| > [( )| > || || > |< >| > ____#| /## > (____#(_) ) > # | \ > \ | `--< Buurrt! Help me, master! > ( J > | \ > __| / > <_____) > > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > > The chat's URL for anybody who would like to join is: > > http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ > > -- > `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }-> Boy, I'm glad I missed that one :-/ -- ----- `,------------------------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\------------------------------------------------------------ /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html --/___/_____ \------------------------------------------------------- \/|
llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: >In article <35e...@news.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz >(Colin Douthwaite) wrote: >> >> On Sat, 22 Aug 1998 03:38:29 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> >> wrote: >> >> > >> >Fredrik Sundquist wrote: >> > >> >> Thursday night's episode of Krogg vs FS (in Veronica's chat): > ha .' > ha ---%^, _ .' snip, snip, snip of a HUGE redundancy > ha / >_(_).'______ > <\_(__) > ^,<__ > | \ > ejm / Aaaw...no repost? *8-) >> >> -- >> >> `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }-> >> > >> >> >Boy, I'm glad I missed that one :-/ >> >> Well we sure didn't...we got it twice here on the newsgroup! >Umm, and now it's THREE times. (and unfortunately for me it's four >times. I *was* in the chatroom for most of that, trying valiently to >ignore it and hope that it would go away.) >What happened, Colin; did you lose your scissors? Yep, I hadn't intended to repost it yet again but when it was done and I saw it later I thought...oh well, it seems to be trendy to repost this thingy after all! :-) The mind boggles at what goes on in Veronica's Chatroom...definitely not a place for the little kiddies eh? I recently had a complaint sent by someone in Birmingham.UK to my ISP for this off-topic posting I made to the newsgroup "alt.config"...first time I have had my hand smacked for ages! *8-) Some Net users will complain to ISPs at the slightest misdemeanour... so WOTCHIT! What goes on in Chatrooms is another matter. :-) .'\ _ _ /`. | | | | | | | | | | |_ _ _ _ _| | | \= = = = = = = = = = =/ : : ..._: .-. .-. :_... .' '-.(o ) (o ).-' `. : _ _ _`~(_)~`_ _ _ : : /: ' .-=_ _=-. ` ;\ : : :|-.._ ' ` _..-|: : : `:| |`:-:-.-:-:'| |:' : `. `.| | | | | | |.' .' `. `-:_| | |_:-' .' `-._ ```` _.-' [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] [] [] _ __ _ [] [] / l~( @\ \~-_ [] [] ,----~~~~--+__]_[__/_\_-_,------,__ [] [] @ /~_~\ | ~ | /~_~\~~~-, [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]=|-+-+-|=\_ ( (_) ) \__________| ( (_) )_-~ (oo) (oo) 7 cfbd- ~~\___/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\___/~ "He had a mobile face. He took it everywhere with him." - Spike Milligan, _Puckoon_ Bye,
In article <q7WD1.58$_f7...@news01a.micron.net>, "Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net> wrote: > > > What happened, Colin; did you lose your scissors? > > For a big one like that, I'm surprised you didn't haul out the saw! > > O -Yeah, I think the one I am holding is a bit inadequate, > ===|> let's go for the big version. > / \ > > _______ > | ____ / > | | / / > | | / / > | |_/ / > |____/ > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > |____> . ha .^%--- ha ________ _\_< \ ha Quite right, Sarah, your saw vvvvvvv(__|_/> would have come in handy. >,^ /| I'll keep it for another time, ejm | \ if you don't mind. NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ha ,^ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions ha / " "
On Sat, 22 Aug 1998 03:38:29 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote: > > >Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > >> Thursday night's episode of Krogg vs FS (in Veronica's chat): >> >> /\/\ .-------------------------------------. >> ( oo) .-( Hi! I'm FS, and I'm a BAD BAD kitty! ) >> \ >v< / `-------------------------------------' >> _) <__ >> ( ` >> | \.\.\ \ >> \ J _>-L_ >> \ \_(____m====--= >> L___R'U`-' >> | \ >> \ & \ >> L J\ ) >> ) ) \ | >> / / | | >> / / \ J_ >> / J L__) >> L__) >> >> Cave Krogg and his brothers (Krogg to the left) : >> >> ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--. >> OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO ) >> <_,@\\\<_,@@@<_,::: <_,c ( >> \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ | >> [( )| [( )| [( ) [( )| >> || || || || || | || || >> |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| >> #| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /##)) >> .-#(_) )_#(_) )_#(_) _#(_) )) ) >> (.-# | # | # | # | ) >> ___|_ \ | \ | \ | \ | >> / OUT \ ( J ( J ( J ( J >> | OF | | \ | \ | \ | \ >> \ORDER/_| / __| / __| /__| / >> <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) >> >> Let's get rid of these guys! >> >> /\/\ >> ( oo) ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--. >> \ >v< OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO ) >> .--------~-; <_,@\\\<_,@@@<_,::::<_,c ( >> (|___(3_____/ \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ | >> | \././--' [( )| [( )| [( ) [( )| >> \\ " /| || || || || || | || || >> \`-' | |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| >> L___) ____#| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /## >> | \ (____#(_) )_#(_) )_#(_) _#(_) ) >> \ & \ # | # | # | # | >> L J\ ) \ | \ | \ | \ | >> ) ) \ | ( J ( J ( J ( J >> / / | | | \ | \ | \ | \ >> / / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| / >> / J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) >> L__) >> >> /\/\ cATTACK!! >> ( oo) / ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--. >> \ >v< OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO ) >> .--------~-; <_,@\\\<_,@@@<_,::::<_,c ( >> (|___(3_____/ \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ | >> | \././--' [( )| [( )| [( ) [( )| >> \\ " /| || || || || || | || || >> \`-' | |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| >> L___) ____#| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /## >> | \ (____#(_) )_#(_) )_#(_) _#(_) ) >> \ & \ # | # | # | # | >> L J\ ) \ | \ | \ | \ | >> ) ) \ | ( J ( J ( J ( J >> / / | | | \ | \ | \ | \ >> / / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| / >> / J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) >> L__) >> >> /\/\ >> ( oo) >> \ >v< .-. >> >--------~-; `-----.________ ) >> (|___(3_____/ _____.----------- ) ( ) ( ) >> | \././--' `---' ....#. ..#.#. .##.. .##.## >> \\ " /| || || || || || | || || >> \`-' | |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| >> L___) ____#| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /## >> | \ (____#(_) )_#(_) )_#(_) _#(_) ) >> \ & \ # | # | # | # | >> L |\ ) \ | \ | \ | \ | >> ) ) \ | ( J ( J ( J ( J >> / / | | | \ | \ | \ | \ >> / / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| / >> / J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) >> L__) >> >> ----------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> If he wants my sausage,i might as well give him some. >> *minor corection to the ascii**plus better arms* >> >> *errmph* >> ||\\\*umph* >> OO \\\\ >> *Ummm* <_,@\\\\ <-----Cave Krogg >> \ _\\\\ >> FS--. [/ )| *uuuuuuumph* >> | / / | >> V ___/ > | >> ,,,,_/ ____/#### >> //// /// )_# ) >> o,)||\__\\ # | >> | || \\ \ | >> | (" <__>( J >> | | \ >> `-(OH YES)_| / >> <_____) >> >> >> ||\\\ (Oh, shit!) >> .. \\\\/ >> _<_,@\\\\ >> // \ _\\\\ >> /X/ [/ )| >> // / / | >> // ___/ > | >> ,,( \ ____/#### >> //// /// )_# ) >> o,)||\__\\ # | >> || \\ \ | >> (" <__>( J >> | \ >> __| / >> <_____) >> >> ***\\ >> ****\\\ >> *bang* _***@\\\\ >> // \ _\\\\ >> /X/ [/ )| >> // / / | >> // ___/ > | >> ,,( \ ____/#### >> //// /// )_# ) >> o,)||\__\\ # | >> || \\ \ | >> (" <__>( J >> | \ >> __| / >> <_____) >> >> ----------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Never enter the Kroggs' forest unarmed! >> >> /\/\ help!! (uuummmmmmm puuuuuussy) >> ( oo) ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--. >> \ >v< OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO ) >> _| |., <_,@\\\<_,@@@<_,::::<_,c ( >> ( (3 \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ | >> | \././ [( )| [( )| [( ) [( )| >> \\ " /| || || || || || | || || >> \`-' | |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| >> L___) ____#| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /## >> | \ (____#(_)(__#(_)(__#(_)(_#(_) ) >> \ & \ # | # | # | # | >> L J\ ) \ | \ | \ | \ | >> ) ) \ | ( J ( J ( J ( J >> / / | | | \ | \ | \ | \ >> / / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| / >> / J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) >> L__) >> >> /\/\ help!!!! (woooooooooooooooooooow) >> ( oo) ||\\\ ||@@ ,,,, .--. >> \ >v< OO \\\\ OO @@@OO ::: OO ) >> _| |., <_,@\\\<_,@@@<_,::::<_,c ( >> ( ) __.--. \ _\\\ \ _@@@\ _::' \ _ | >> | \.\. \ _.-' ( o\ [( )| [( )| [( ) [( )| >> \\ \ |\ \ _.-' \ | || || || || || | || || >> \\ \ | \_>-' ___.>-' |< >| |< >| |< > |< >| >> L\ \.-'_) __.--' ____#| /##_#| /##_#| /#_#| /## >> | \( \ _.-' (____#(_)(__#(_)(__#(_)(_#(_) ) >> \ /`._.-' # | # | # | # | >> L ) \ | \ | \ | \ | >> )\___/| ( J ( J ( J ( J >> / / | | | \ | \ | \ | \ >> / / \ J_ __| / __| / __| /__| / >> / J L__) <_____)<_____)<_____)_____) >> L__) >> >> ----------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> And now a new challenge for Krogg to make him return tonight! >> >> (| >> |) >> (| >> |) >> (|_ | >> | / _ \ >> ( (_) ) | >> / / \ \ >> | / / \ \ | >> | .' / \ `. >> / / ||\\\ \ \ | >> | .' / OO \\\\ \ `. >> | / <_,@\\\\ \ | >> |__\ \ _\\\\ /__| >> [( )| >> || || >> |< >| >> ____#| /## >> (____#(_) ) >> # | \ >> \ | `--< Buurrt! Help me, master! >> ( J >> | \ >> ----------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> The chat's URL for anybody who would like to join is: >> >> http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ >> >> -- >> `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }-> > >Boy, I'm glad I missed that one :-/ Well we sure didn't...we got it twice here on the newsgroup! Dunno what the little kids and their Moms will be thinking. Be prepared for email complaints to ISPs. *8-) Bye,
In article <35e...@news.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) wrote: > > On Sat, 22 Aug 1998 03:38:29 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> > wrote: > > > > >Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > > > >> Thursday night's episode of Krogg vs FS (in Veronica's chat): ha .' ha ---%^, _ .' snip, snip, snip of a HUGE redundancy ha / >_(_).'______ <\_(__) ^,<__ | \ ejm / > >> -- > >> `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }-> > > > > >Boy, I'm glad I missed that one :-/ > > Well we sure didn't...we got it twice here on the newsgroup! Umm, and now it's THREE times. (and unfortunately for me it's four times. I *was* in the chatroom for most of that, trying valiently to ignore it and hope that it would go away.) What happened, Colin; did you lose your scissors? NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- '. cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca '. _ .^%--- llizard aka ejm ______'.(_)_< \ Please! Next time, (__)_/> borrow my scissors! snip, __>,^ snip \ | ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
> What happened, Colin; did you lose your scissors?
For a big one like that, I'm surprised you didn't haul out the saw!
O -Yeah, I think the one I am holding is a bit inadequate,
===|> let's go for the big version.
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Eek, this didn't come out right.
Hmmmm, is that a saw, or a challenge to Krogg ? ;)It's a saw, a SAW! I
swear. <backing away from Krogg slowly>
It is supposed to be like this.
> Hmmmm, is that a saw, or a challenge to Krogg ? ;)
It's a saw, a SAW! I
swear. <backing away from Krogg slowly>
Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> wrote: >Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a wierd >computer. > -Sarah Don't blame the computer...they only do what the user tells them to do. " It's a poor workman that blames his tools." Bye,
I sorta got this one handed over to me after my Dad got a new one, and have
not figured everything out yet, so that is probably why. Sorry.
-Sarah
Colin Douthwaite wrote: > Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > >Colin Douthwaite wrote: > >[8<] > >> The mind boggles at what goes on in Veronica's Chatroom...definitely > >> not a place for the little kiddies eh? > > >Boy, you're sure dumb to ask that! :) > > Yeah, well not all of us are very bright in this newsgroup. You can > guarantee that anything in bad taste is likely to get posted a zillion > times by someone here. > > You'll have the little kiddies who use this newsgroup reminding us > this is a public channel and a Family Show. Get your family seated and enjoy the show: .%%%. .-------------------. %%%%%%% | | Scotty, Energize! d - - b | 10 000 000 V | \ \ V / | | - .7) O| o (===)-.___.--'/| / F| / / \ / | / F| / //| . . |\\ / | / ./ [) \\| |// / | /.'/ | | . | / | /' / O| ( ~3~ ) .' | / N| -cfbd- || `---' | / | (| |) | / | || || | | .---'| |`---. | | '~~~~' `~~~~' `-------------------' This one was originally broadcasted at: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ -- `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }->
Colin Douthwaite wrote: [8<] > The mind boggles at what goes on in Veronica's Chatroom...definitely > not a place for the little kiddies eh? Boy, you're sure dumb to ask that! :) Krogg 21 Jul. 23:30, from: 208.143.217.13, red /\\\\ | > <\| |\(O)/| (AAAHHHHHhhhhhh) ||)'(|| /|'\X/`/\ | \ : / / ( | :/ / |_|=,(####>. (/| \_/ | '-. .--------FS | | | '. | | | | \ v | | | | ;\O/ | |__|__| | : | | (__I__) |__/_\___| ----------------------------------- /\\\\ | > <\| |\(O)/| (AAAHHHHHhhhhhh) ||)'(|| /|'\X/`/\ | \ : / / ( | :/ / |_|=,(####>. (/| \_/ | '-. .--------(about to drown)FS | | | '. | | | | \ v | | | | ;\O/ | |__|__| | : | | (__I__) |::/:\:::| ----------------------------------- /\\\\ | > <\| |\(O)/| (AAAHHHHHhhhhhh) ||)'(|| /|'\X/`/\ | \ : / / ( | :/ / |_|=,(####>. (/| \_/ | '-. | | | '. | | | \ ,-(HEEEEEEEEELP) | | | | ;\O/ | |__|__| |:::|::::| (__I__) |::/:\:::| ----------------------------------- /\\\\ | > <\| |\(O)/| (AAAHHHHHhhhhhh) ||)'(|| /|'\X/`/\ | \ : / / ( | :/ / |_|=,(####> (/| \_/ | | | | '. | | | \ ,-(glubglub) | | | |::\O/:::| |__|__| |:::|::::| (__I__) |::/:\:::| ----------------------------------- /\\\\ | . .\| |\(-)/| (much better) ||)'(|| /|'\X/`|\ | \ : / | ( | : | ) |_|==E==|_| (/| j |\) | | | | | | ,(gasp) | | | |:::O::::| |__|__| |::/|\:::| (__I__) |::/:\:::| ----------------------------------- /\\\\ | . .\| |\(-)/| ||)'(|| /|'\X/`|\ | \ : / | ( | : | ) |_|==E==|_| (/| j |\) | | | | | | | | | |::::::::| |__|__| |::::::::| (__I__) |::|--/O:| ----------------------------------- ===================================================== FS 21 Jul. 23:38, from: 130.240.2.22, blue /\\\\ | . .\| |\(-)/| ||)'(|| /|'\X/`|\ | \ : / | ( | : | ) |_|==E==|_| (/| j |\) | | | | | | | | | |::::::::| |__|__| |::::::::| (__I__) |::|--/O:| ----------------------------------- /\\\\ | . .\| |\(-)/| ||)'(|| /|'\X/`|\ | \ : / | ( | : | ) |_|==E==|_| (/| j |\) | | | | | | | | | | (burp!)| |__|__| | | (__I__) | |--/O | ----------------------------------- /\\\\ | . .\| |\(-)/| ||)'(|| /|'\X/`|\ | \ : / | ( | : | ) |_|==E==|_| (/| j |\) | | | | | | | | | | | |__|__| | , | (__I__) | |--\O | ----------------------------------- /\\\\ | . .\|. |\(-)/<- ||)'(||` /|'\X/`|\ ` | \ : / | ` ( | : | ) ` |_|==E==|_| ` (/| j |\) ` | | | ` | | | ` | | | | ` | |__|__| | , | (__I__) | |--\O | ----------------------------------- ||||| ||. .|| ||(-)|| ||)'(|| /|'\X/||\ | \ : / | ( | : | ) |_|==E==|_| (/| j |\) .| | | ' | | | | | | ' | | ' |__|__| | | __(__I__)__ _ | |--\O | ----------------------------------- FS 17 Jul. 23:14, from: 130.240.2.24, blue Maija >> Remember to: ==. /@.~ _.--(_c --- never moon / \ a werewolf /__ __ ) // Y \ \ Y o T\/\ /( ! ) ) ) ( |`-/w\-'|/ / \|""|U|""| / |""| |""|/ (~~~~~~~~~) \ / ( .^. ) ( ) ( ) (__) (__) :__; :__; Colin, what did you expect from a chat made by Veronica: Krogg 5 Jul. 20:47, from: 208.143.217.34, blue __.------._ .' -| - . `. / '.' `-. ` \ / / `. ` \ \ | / `. \ | | | `. | | |.-"-. .-"-.\ | | || @ )=( @ )` |<---crazey eyes | |"---"/ \"---"|| | | | ((_)) | | | `|` /__ __\ '| | | | <-V=V-> | | <---Bitin lips / / `---' | | / |`. " .'/ \ / / | | `-.___.-' || \ / '| | \ \ /' / | |\ ` \ / . /-' `-n.__ \\ / .-'| |H l_ H `-.\ /.' / / H H `. The URL to our kindergarten is http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ -- `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }->
"Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net> wrote: >For a big one like that, I'm surprised you didn't haul out the saw! > > O -Yeah, I think the one I am holding is a bit inadequate, > ===|> let's go for the big version. > / \ <snip> Hmmmm, is that a saw, or a challenge to Krogg ? ;) __:.__ (_:..'"= |:/ o o\ ;'-' (_) . '-._ ;-' _'._|\/: /:; ; ___________________ '- ' /_ /.; ; ;, | | _/, "_< |;|..| ;| | Shanaka Dias | '._____ _) |.|.'| || | Western Australa _ ___ _/ / snd |.|..| :/ | sdi...@netlane.com uu\___`;--| \;|..|:': | _ | _ _ ||_\| .. _||__|:\_\.''..' ) _____________|( )_)||_|| :....::''::/ |::;:|''| "/ :_[__'_\3_) '''' '-''-'-'.__)-' Old Web page no longer exist: http://www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka
Shanaka Dias wrote: > "Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net> wrote: > > >For a big one like that, I'm surprised you didn't haul out the saw! > > > > O -Yeah, I think the one I am holding is a bit inadequate, > > ===|> let's go for the big version. > > / \ > <snip> > > Hmmmm, is that a saw, or a challenge to Krogg ? ;) > > BWWwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhh HHHHAAAAaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAhhhhhhhhh HHHAAAAaaaaahhh HA HA ,-"' HA HA Ha ha ha ha #% ^ ^ haaha ha ha ha..... C' __> / \_ _/ /\__\ g / \\ b' |___| \ __, e ________| |____/'__\______________ r_____ |________',_______/ __________________________| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || -- ----- `,------------------------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\------------------------------------------------------------ /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html --/___/_____ \------------------------------------------------------- \/|
Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a wierd
computer.
-Sarah
> >For a big one like that, I'm surprised you didn't haul out the saw! > > > > O -Yeah, I think the one I am holding is a bit inadequate, > > ===|> let's go for the big version. > > / \ > <snip> > > Hmmmm, is that a saw, or a challenge to Krogg ? ;)It's a saw, a SAW! I swear. <backing away from Krogg slowly> -Sarah .~~~. |~~~' ____ _____ __ / \ ___( )___( ) ( )_____ / \ (_ __ (___) __) _/ \_ _) (__ _ _ |_ ( .-_-_-_-. '---------' .-_-_-_-. (______ ___) (_).| (_).| | )__ | | | _ | | | ) ___( ) | | | |_| | | | (__________ ) ( | | | | | | ) (_____( __) | |-_-| |-_-| | (__ __ ( | |med...@micron.net)| \ _ _) | | ( |__/(_).\/( _| .--. |_ )_ ____/ ) .-' |___ | | ___| '-. )__) (__( | '----.___|____|____.----' | '-.___ ___.-' .___ '----._________________.----' ___. '----._______________________.----'
.----- On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 10:32:53 -0600, Sarah Day posted:
|Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a wierd
|computer.
| -Sarah
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I understand all about outlook express and I sympethise with you... just
make sure there is no formatting toolbar before you send the message... it
only appears if the message is in HTML format. You might want to check Tools
>>> Options >>> Send and make sure it is set to send news postings in Plain
Text format. Then just check for that formatting toolbar whenever you are
about to hit send... If it`s there, go Format >>> Plain Text.
have fun! (probably)
Martin
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.----- On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 10:34:35 -0600, Sarah Day posted:
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Nice sig... I`m surprised Outlook Express let you have a sig this big...
It`s predecesor didn`t like this one much, although I suppose it is *a lot*
bigger! I`m using Free Agent now, which I find much more capablw when it
comes to newsreading... but no HTML of course! :o)
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> Nice sig... I`m surprised Outlook Express let you have a sig this big... > It`s predecessor didn`t like this one much, although I suppose it is *a lot* > bigger! I`m using Free Agent now, which I find much more capable when it > comes to newsreading... but no HTML of course! :o) > I just did cut and paste. Thanks. :^) ______ __________________ | | | ________________ | |=== | I'm sorry. After ||`, .' '-. .'|| | ____ | attempting a || `-' `.__.-',-' || ||____|| good sig, I || .'-._.' `-._ || | = | had to bang my || .-' '. .-' '-.|| |O . | head on the monitor. ___ ||_.______'_______|| ___ | | | | |__________________| | || | Sarah Day | | _|__________|_ | || | med...@micron.net |___| /______________\ |___||______|
Colin Douthwaite wrote: > Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > > Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > > Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > > > > Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > > > [8<] > > > > > The mind boggles at what goes on in Veronica's Chatroom...definitely > > > > > not a place for the little kiddies eh? > > > > I see nothing but little kiddies there! =) > > > > Boy, you're sure dumb to ask that! :) > > > > > > Yeah, well not all of us are very bright in this newsgroup. You can > > > guarantee that anything in bad taste is likely to get posted a zillion > > > times by someone here. > > > > > > You'll have the little kiddies who use this newsgroup reminding us > > > this is a public channel and a Family Show. > > > > Get your family seated and enjoy the show: > > > > .%%%. .-------------------. > > %%%%%%% | | Scotty, Energize! > > d - - b | 10 000 000 V | \ > > \ V / | | > > - .7) O| o > > (===)-.___.--'/| / F| / > > / \ / | / F| / > > //| . . |\\ / | / ./ [) > > \\| |// / | /.'/ | > > | . | / | /' / O| > > ( ~3~ ) .' | / N| > > -cfbd- || `---' | / | > > (| |) | / | > > || || | | > > .---'| |`---. | | > > '~~~~' `~~~~' `-------------------' > > > >This one was originally broadcasted at: > >http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ > > Oooh that was a real nice invitation Fred...allow me to return the > thought behind it: "Fred"?! That sounds like "Fred Flintstone"! That name fits him sooo well! :D:D:D > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > A HOT NIGHT OUT ( Page Down Full Screen Frame Animation ) > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ 8< ] > _______ ,-----, /\/\ _______ > < ____) ( Ooh )-, (00 ) (____ > > /--| |( o| `-----' \ >v< / | o)| |--\ > | > \___| __> (_ |___/ < | > | /---------+ ( ) +---------\ | > | | \ =========______/| / /,/,/ | |\______========= / | | > | \ \\=========------\| mJ-< L / |/------=========// / | > | \ \----+--\-))) m____ _/ / (((-/--+----/ / | > | |\______|_)))/ `-'U`R___J \(((_|______/| | > \__========== / | ==========__/ > | |-\ \ / & / / /-\ \ > | | \ \ ( /L J / / \ \ > | | \ \ | / ( ( / / \ \ > | | / / | | \ \ \ \ / / > | | / / _L / \ \ \ \ / / > | |_< / (__J L \ \ > < / > ____<_____\\__\__ ___ _ _ _ ____ __ (__J_ _ ___ _____ __/__/___\__\_ > > _______ /\/\ .---------. _______ > < ____) ( @@) .-( Oooahhh! ) (____ > > /--| |( o| \ >v< / `---------' | o)| |--\ > | > \___| _) <__ |___/ < | > | /---------+ ( ) +---------\ | > | | \ ========_/| | \.\.\ \ |\_======== / | | > | \ \\========-\| \ J >-Lm |/-========// / | > | \ \---+--\-) \ \_ ____m (-/--+---/ / | > | |\_____|_)))/ L___R'U`-' \(((_|_____/| | > \__========== | \ ==========__/ > | |-\ \ \ & \ / /-\ \ > | | \ \ L J\ ) / / \ \ > | | \ \ ) ) \ | / / \ \ > | | / / / / | | \ \ / / > | | / / / / \ J_ \ \ / / > | |_< / / J L__) \ > < / > ____<_____\\__\__ ____ _ __ _L__) ____ ___ _ _ ___ _____ __/__/___\__\_ [ 8< ] > -------------------------------- The End --------------------cfbd98------ > > You may need to add or remove a blank line between each picture to > get the correct registration of each frame as you use your Page > Down/Page Up keys during viewing. Or enjoy the Javascript version I just made: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/animations/FS_vs_Colin.html -- _ __ __ _ _ __ ___.--'_`. \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr /-' '/ ` ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ '
Hi Colin Douthwaite, On August 25 at 16:15 you wrote: > >Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a wierd > >computer. > > -Sarah > > Don't blame the computer...they only do what the user tells them to > do. Unless you're using Windoze, nobody tells Bill what to do... -Robert- -- ___ _(ooo)_ Robert Kersbergen A winner never quits. ((((|)))) robert @ youyou . net A quitter never wins. / \
> > >Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a weird > > >computer. > > > -Sarah > > > > Don't blame the computer...they only do what the user tells them to > > do. > > Unless you're using Windoze I use Windows. -Sarah
In article <35E...@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote: > > Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > > > Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > > > Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > > > > > Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > > > > [8<] > > > > > > The mind boggles at what goes on in Veronica's Chatroom...definitely > > > > > > not a place for the little kiddies eh? > > > > > > > I see nothing but little kiddies there! =) [snip] > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > A HOT NIGHT OUT ( Page Down Full Screen Frame Animation ) > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- [snip] > > > > _______ /\/\ .---------. _______ > > < ____) ( @@) .-( Oooahhh! ) (____ > > > /--| |( o| \ >v< / `---------' | o)| |--\ > > | > \___| _) <__ |___/ < | > > | /---------+ ( ) +---------\ | > > | | \ ========_/| | \.\.\ \ |\_======== / | | > > | \ \\========-\| \ J >-Lm |/-========// / | > > | \ \---+--\-) \ \_ ____m (-/--+---/ / | > > | |\_____|_)))/ L___R'U`-' \(((_|_____/| | > > \__========== | \ ==========__/ > > | |-\ \ \ & \ / /-\ \ > > | | \ \ L J\ ) / / \ \ > > | | \ \ ) ) \ | / / \ \ > > | | / / / / | | \ \ / / > > | | / / / / \ J_ \ \ / / > > | |_< / / J L__) \ > < / > > ____<_____\\__\__ ____ _ __ _L__) ____ ___ _ _ ___ _____ __/__/___\__\_ > [ 8< ] > > -------------------------------- The End --------------------cfbd98------ > > > > You may need to add or remove a blank line between each picture to > > get the correct registration of each frame as you use your Page > > Down/Page Up keys during viewing. > > Or enjoy the Javascript version I just made: > > http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/animations/FS_vs_Colin.html > > -- > _ __ __ _ _ > __ ___.--'_`. \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ > ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) > _\.'_' _.-' \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| `-._ `_`./_ > ( \`. ) //\` '/\\ ( .'/ ) > \_`-'`---'\\__, uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ ,__//`---'`-'_/ > \` `-\ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr /-' '/ > ` ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ ' . ___ ha !/\ _/ ha ---%^^^, |_____|ha / \/ > --- == > [_____] __>,^ ejm | | //| | Now THAT'S the kind of thing I like to see! Good animation, Colin. Thanks for doing that Veronica; those page-down animations are very difficult to get to work. NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- llizard aka ejm |_____| __<_ \ I love a good animation! --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 00:08:12 +0200, Fredrik Sundquist <loo...@sig.tar.gz> wrote: >Colin Douthwaite wrote: >[8<] >> The mind boggles at what goes on in Veronica's Chatroom...definitely >> not a place for the little kiddies eh? >Boy, you're sure dumb to ask that! :) Yeah, well not all of us are very bright in this newsgroup. You can guarantee that anything in bad taste is likely to get posted a zillion times by someone here. You'll have the little kiddies who use this newsgroup reminding us this is a public channel and a Family Show. _...-==-..._ ,ed$$$$$$$$$$$$$$bc c$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L. o $ $ ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L $ $ o $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$"" c$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ""$o o$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$o o$$$$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$" $$$$$$$$$$o """""""$$$$ "Y$$$$$$$$$$$$$P" $$$$"""""" #$$$o o$$$P "$$$$o. o$$o"$o ,o$$$$" "*$$$$o. "$$o$$o$$$$P" "*$$$$$o$$$$$$P*" (rpw) """""$$$$$o ~~~ YAH !!! Bye,
On Sun, 23 Aug 1998 18:37:56 -0400, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: >In article <q7WD1.58$_f7...@news01a.micron.net>, "Sarah Day" ><med...@micron.net> wrote: >> >> > What happened, Colin; did you lose your scissors? >> >> For a big one like that, I'm surprised you didn't haul out the saw! >> >> O -Yeah, I think the one I am holding is a bit inadequate, >> ===|> let's go for the big version. >> / \ >> >> _______ >> | ____ / >> | | / / >> | | / / >> | |_/ / >> |____/ >> | > >> | > >> | > >> | > >> | > >> | > >> | > >> |____> >. > > ha > .^%--- ha > ________ _\_< \ ha Quite right, Sarah, your saw > vvvvvvv(__|_/> would have come in handy. > >,^ > /| I'll keep it for another time, > ejm | \ if you don't mind. It would be a damn good idea to use it on some of her own postings too... especially those HTML posts...there was ANOTHER one today...some people...Grrrr! Bye, Bye,
In article <903...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> writes >Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> wrote: > >>Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a wierd >>computer. >> -Sarah > > >Don't blame the computer...they only do what the user tells them to >do. > > " It's a poor workman that blames his tools." > >Bye, > > [][ oh yeah? ... try using windoze! :) -- ( () /_ / /\) _/ /? .\ /\) /) .\ /_ /_ CJRandall http://www.shieldwolf.demon.co.uk
Fredrik Sundquist <loo...@sig.tar.gz> wrote: >Colin Douthwaite wrote: >> Fredrik Sundquist wrote: >> >Colin Douthwaite wrote: >> >[8<] >> >> The mind boggles at what goes on in Veronica's Chatroom...definitely >> >> not a place for the little kiddies eh? >> >> >Boy, you're sure dumb to ask that! :) >> >> Yeah, well not all of us are very bright in this newsgroup. You can >> guarantee that anything in bad taste is likely to get posted a zillion >> times by someone here. >> >> You'll have the little kiddies who use this newsgroup reminding us >> this is a public channel and a Family Show. >Get your family seated and enjoy the show: > .%%%. .-------------------. > %%%%%%% | | Scotty, Energize! > d - - b | 10 000 000 V | \ > \ V / | | > - .7) O| o > (===)-.___.--'/| / F| / > / \ / | / F| / > //| . . |\\ / | / ./ [) > \\| |// / | /.'/ | > | . | / | /' / O| > ( ~3~ ) .' | / N| > -cfbd- || `---' | / | > (| |) | / | > || || | | > .---'| |`---. | | > '~~~~' `~~~~' `-------------------' >This one was originally broadcasted at: >http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ Oooh that was a real nice invitation Fred...allow me to return the thought behind it: --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A HOT NIGHT OUT ( Page Down Full Screen Frame Animation ) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- _______ < ____) /--| |( o| | > \___| | /---------+ | | \ =========______/| | \ \\=========------\| | \ \----+--\-))) | |\______|_)))/ \__========== | |-\ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | / / | | / / | |_< / ____<_____\\__\__ ___ _ _ _ ____ __ _ ___ _____ _ ____ __ _ ___ _____ _ _ ( ( @@ ) (( ( @@ ( )) ) ( @@@@@@)( ( _______ @@@@(@ ) ) < ____) @@@@(@@@@ ( /--| |( o| @@@@@(@@@@ ) | > \___| )@@@@@(@@@)@@@@@(( | /---------+ @@)@@@(@@@)@@@@@(@@@)@@@@@( | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@)@@@@@(@@@)@@@@@) | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@)@@@@@(@@@@@) | \ \----+--\-))) | |\______|_)))/ \__========== | |-\ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | / / | | / / | |_< / ____<_____\\__\__ ___ _ _ _ ____ __ _ ___ _____ _ ____ __ _ ___ _____ _ _ _______ < ____) /--| |( o| | > \___| | /---------+ | | \ =========______/| | \ \\=========------\| | \ \----+--\-))) | |\______|_)))/ \__========== | |-\ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | / / | | / / | |_< / ____<_____\\__\__ ___ _ _ _ ____ __ _ ___ _____ _ ____ __ _ ___ _____ _ _ ____ _____ ___ _ _ ____ __ _ ___ _____ _ ____ _ ___ ____ ____ _____ ___ _______ (____ > | o)| |--\ |___/ < | +---------\ | |\______========= / | | |/------=========// / | (((-/--+----/ / | \(((_|______/| | ==========__/ / /-\ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \ \ / / \ \ / / \ > < / ____ _____ ___ _ _ ____ __ _ ___ _____ _ ____ _ ___ ____ _/__/___\__\_ ( ( @@ ) (( ( @@ ( )) ) ) @@@@@@)( ( ( @@@@@) ) _______ @@@@(@@@@ ( (____ > (@@@@@@@@@@@ ) | o)| |--\ ))@@@@@(@@@)@@@@@(( |___/ < | )@@@)@@@(@@@)@@@@@(@@@)@@@@ +---------\ | (@@@@)@@@@@@@(@@@@@@)@@@@@(@@@)@@@@@@@|\______========= / | | (@@@@)@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@)@@@@@(@@@@@@@|/------=========// / | (((-/--+----/ / | \(((_|______/| | ==========__/ / /-\ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \ \ / / \ \ / / \ > < / ____ _____ ___ _ _ ____ __ _ ___ _____ _ ____ _ ___ ____ _/__/___\__\_ _______ (____ > | o)| |--\ |___/ < | +---------\ | |\______========= / | | |/------=========// / | (((-/--+----/ / | \(((_|______/| | ==========__/ / /-\ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \ \ / / \ \ / / \ > < / ____ _____ ___ _ _ ____ __ _ ___ _____ _ ____ _ ___ ____ _/__/___\__\_ /\/\ .-----------. _______ ( oo) .-( Hi! 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Bye,
Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> wrote: >> > >Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a weird >> > >computer. >> > > -Sarah >> > >> > Don't blame the computer...they only do what the user tells them to >> > do. >> >> Unless you're using Windoze >I use Windows. > -Sarah Why are we not surprised? Bye,
> >I understand all about outlook express and I sympethise with you... just > >make sure there is no formatting toolbar before you send the message... it > >only appears if the message is in HTML format. You might want to check Tools > >>>> Options >>> Send and make sure it is set to send news postings in Plain > >Text format. Then just check for that formatting toolbar whenever you are > >about to hit send... If it`s there, go Format >>> Plain Text. > > Nah..if you have full control of your computer throw that garbage out > and get a decent newsreader like Forte FreeAgent and a decent web browser > like LYNX. > > Also get a DOS Shell utility and use Windoze only if you really must > because you have something that will not run without it and gives you > happy little messages like: > <snip> Thanks for the info, I don't have full control over my computer, and a good deal of my games and such are for windows only. Actually, I have windows 98. Guess what I just found out today! I keep having cut and paste problems, and I just discovered that pastes fine when NOT in HTML format. It is the format that screws it up. :^) Yippee! ______ __________________ | | | ________________ | |=== | I'm sorry. After ||`, .' '-. .'|| | ____ | attempting a || `-' `.__.-',-' || ||____|| good sig, I || .'-._.' `-._ || | = | had to bang my || .-' '. .-' '-.|| |O . | head on the monitor. ___ ||_.______'_______|| ___ | | | | |__________________| | || | Sarah Day | | _|__________|_ | || | med...@micron.net |___| /______________\ |___||______|
In article <35e...@news.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) wrote: > > On Tue, 25 Aug 1998 22:36:45 GMT, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins) > wrote: > > >.----- On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 10:32:53 -0600, Sarah Day posted: > >|Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a wierd > >|computer. > >| -Sarah > >'------------------ > > > >I understand all about outlook express and I sympethise with you... just > >make sure there is no formatting toolbar before you send the message... it > >only appears if the message is in HTML format. You might want to check Tools > >>>> Options >>> Send and make sure it is set to send news postings in Plain > >Text format. Then just check for that formatting toolbar whenever you are > >about to hit send... If it`s there, go Format >>> Plain Text. > > Nah..if you have full control of your computer throw that garbage out > and get a decent newsreader like Forte FreeAgent and a decent web browser > like LYNX. > > Also get a DOS Shell utility and use Windoze only if you really must > because you have something that will not run without it and gives you > happy little messages like: > > "Needs Windoze NT2000 and a Pentium Turbo Computer with a > clock speed of 10,000 MHz and 1000 Mb Free RAM to run this > neat little program that every user must have. " > > Hah! Harumph! <growl> *8-) > > Bye, Colin, this constant whining from you has become extremely wearing; I don't see anyone telling YOU to throw out your machine and get a new one. Your reactionary posts to people with Windows95 and/or Outlook Express are not helpful; in fact they are downright mean and no number of little smiling faces at the end of such posts will excuse their content. Please refrain now. (I'd e-mail this but, well... never mind; that's another boring story.) Oh, and incidentally, Sarah, Forte FreeAgent is a fine way to read the news and it is compatible with Windows95. Here is their homepage. http://www.forteinc.com/agent/index.htm You can download their FREE Agent. You'll find the box to click on on the page after the heading "HOW DO I GET AGENT PRODUCTS?". Oh, and Colin, just to stop you from imagining that I am only a Win95 type, depending on which computer I am at, I use both Lynx and Win95. NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- llizard aka ejm |_____| __<_ \ Harumph, indeed. --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
In article <9HHE1.15$4H....@news01a.micron.net>, "Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net> wrote: > > > Nice sig... I`m surprised Outlook Express let you have a sig this big... > > It`s predecessor didn`t like this one much, although I suppose it is *a > lot* > > bigger! I`m using Free Agent now, which I find much more capable when it > > comes to newsreading... but no HTML of course! :o) > > I just did cut and paste. Thanks. :^) > ______ > __________________ | | > | ________________ | |=== | I'm sorry. After > ||`, .' '-. .'|| | ____ | attempting a > || `-' `.__.-',-' || ||____|| good sig, I > || .'-._.' `-._ || | = | had to bang my > || .-' '. .-' '-.|| |O . | head on the monitor. > ___ ||_.______'_______|| ___ | | > | | |__________________| | || | Sarah Day > | | _|__________|_ | || | med...@micron.net > |___| /______________\ |___||______| . ha ^^^^%--- ha " \ ha even though it's on the large side, I love your new sig, Sarah. NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ha ,^ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions ha / " "
>Message-id: <199...@ladder03.news.aol.com> >I've seen this guy before... was it at the gas station?? :) >Nice work Andreas, I hadn't seen him before. He put a smile on *my* face! >Let's see if it does the same for cranky Colin. Let me clarify myself... I've seen this character before... I haven't seen this ASCII picture before.. I like it. And Colin hasn't always been cranky... Everyone is entitled to a tempermental time in their life. Hope to have the 'real' Colin back soon! -joan -- __ / \ , , _._ _ |oo| _ / \__/ \ _|||| ((/ () \)) / \ |||||/| ( ==== ) |oo| ...have a grand day out... \____/ _`\ /'_ / \ / /.-' /\<>/\ `\.( () )_._ joan stark | ` / \/ \ /`'--'////) spu...@juno.com \__,-'`| |. |\/ |/\/\|"\"` jgs | |. | \___/\___/ visit my ASCII Art Gallery: | |. | | | http://www.ascii-art.com
In article <199...@ladder03.news.aol.com>, spu...@aol.com (Spunk1111) wrote: > > >Message-id: <35E...@mpq.mpg.de> > > ____... > > .-"--"""".__ `. > > | ` | > > ( `._....------.._.: > > ) .()'' ``(). > > ' () .==' `=== `-. > > . ) ( <o> <o> g) > > ) ) / J > > ( |. / . ( > > $$ (. (_'. , )|` > > || |\`-....--'/ ' \ > > /||. \\ | | | / / \. > > //||(\ \`-===-' ' \o. > > .//7' |) `. -- / ( OObaaaad888b. > > (<<. / | .a888b`.__.'d\ OO888888888888a. > > \ Y' | .8888888aaaa88POOOOOO888888888888888. > > \ \ | .888888888888888888888888888888888888b > > | | .d88888P88888888888888888888888b8888888. > > b.--d .d88888P8888888888888888a:f888888|888888b > > 88888b 888888|8888888888888888888888888\8888888 > I've seen this guy before... was it at the gas station?? :) > Nice work Andreas, I hadn't seen him before. He put a smile on *my* face! > Let's see if it does the same for cranky Colin. > > - joan stark > spu...@juno.com > ascii art gallery: http://www.ascii-art.com . Well, I know it worked for me. I don't feel nearly as cranky as I did earlier. ___ ha /\ _/ ha ---%^^^, |_____|ha / \/ > --- == > [_____] __>,^ ejm | | //| | My apologies to all for my recent outburst. NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- |_____| __<_ \ I'll try to curb myself in future. --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
Veronica Karlsson wrote: [8<] > "Fred"?! That sounds like "Fred Flintstone"! That name fits him sooo > well! :D:D:D Fred Flintstone? Well, then I'll have to get a more appropriate car than this: _.--~~~~~~~---------------._ ,=-,.-----------..--------. `. ,' ,/ :! ` ``. , ,/ / /// :! / ` `.`. , ,/ /// / :! // // ` `.`. , /7 / //// :! // / ` `.`. ___,- . ; | / / :! ; `~`= / ___,--`--( ;_______________:!__________,-' `. / __,--' '~~ __` ______ `. _,-' `-o . /ZZZZZ/ `. ,' turbo` ` .------ ------ ---- ---, -- --- - --- -- .-- - - --- -- - -- --- - --! !__' ,-~~~-. ,-~~~-. /| | , ' ,mMm. ` . . ' ,mMm. ` /-! ;-_____'.d-' `-b.`_____ __________________ ________'.d-' `-b.`_________/FS;_ : ;.d'\ _ /`b.\ . ' ;.d'\ _ /`b.\ : !====== d;-.' `.-:b ==== ================= ======== d;-.' `.-:b =============; `-. : H | | D : ` ' : H | | D : _ __,-' `-.! C:-`._,'-;P ;_____________________________! C:-`._,'-;P ;__________7 ""`G./ \,S'"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`G./ \,S'"""""""""""" `S-. ,-D' `Q-. ,-S' `&WSW8' `&WSW8' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _.--~~~~~~~---------------._ ,=-,.-----------..--------. `. ,' ,/ :! ` ``. , ,/ /\/\ :! / ` `.`. , ,/ (00 ) :! // // ` `.`. , /7 >v< / :! // / ` `.`. ___,- . ; | __- (_ :! ; `~`= / ___,--`--( ;____(______)___:!__________,-' `. / __,--' '~~ __` ______ `. _,-' `-o . /ZZZZZ/ `. ,' turbo` ` .------ ------ ---- ---, -- --- - --- -- .-- - - --- -- - -- --- - --! !__' ,-~~~-. ,-~~~-. /| | , ' ,---. ` . . ' ,---. ` /-! ;-____ '.'-'_`-`.` _______________________________.'.'-'_`-`.`.________/FS;_ < - / .''' _-```. \ -- = = -- --=- -- = / .''' _-```. \ -== - =- > < - --| ||'.d8b.``` | ==-- -= -- --= | ||'.d8b.``` |- --= -- =- > <=--= | | ||888|| | | =- - -== = -- - | | ||888|| | | =-- _ -- > <_____\ ||``Y8P''|| /_____________________________\ ||``Y8P''|| /______\\____> """"" ``.`-_-','' """"""" _L / \ \ """""""""" ``.`-_-','' """""" \\""" ``-._,-'' (__J L \ ``-._,-'' //\ `-___-' (__J `-___-' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -- `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }->
On Tue, 25 Aug 1998 22:36:45 GMT, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins) wrote: >.----- On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 10:32:53 -0600, Sarah Day posted: >|Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a wierd >|computer. >| -Sarah >'------------------ > >I understand all about outlook express and I sympethise with you... just >make sure there is no formatting toolbar before you send the message... it >only appears if the message is in HTML format. You might want to check Tools >>>> Options >>> Send and make sure it is set to send news postings in Plain >Text format. Then just check for that formatting toolbar whenever you are >about to hit send... If it`s there, go Format >>> Plain Text. Nah..if you have full control of your computer throw that garbage out and get a decent newsreader like Forte FreeAgent and a decent web browser like LYNX. Also get a DOS Shell utility and use Windoze only if you really must because you have something that will not run without it and gives you happy little messages like: "Needs Windoze NT2000 and a Pentium Turbo Computer with a clock speed of 10,000 MHz and 1000 Mb Free RAM to run this neat little program that every user must have. " Hah! Harumph! <growl> *8-) Bye,
In article <35e...@news.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) wrote: > > On Wed, 26 Aug 1998 18:55:33 -0400, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: > > >In article <35e...@news.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz > >(Colin Douthwaite) wrote: > >> > >> On Tue, 25 Aug 1998 22:36:45 GMT, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins) > >> wrote: > >> > >> >.----- On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 10:32:53 -0600, Sarah Day posted: > >> >|Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a wierd > >> >|computer. [snip] > >> Nah..if you have full control of your computer throw that garbage out > >> and get a decent newsreader like Forte FreeAgent and a decent web browser > >> like LYNX. |\ | ^^^^=--- _ \ / | \ | " \ Y /-\ \/\/ | \| > > >Colin, this constant whining from you has become extremely wearing; I > >don't see anyone telling YOU to throw out your machine and get a new > >one. > > If you don't like my whining Llizard you, and indeed anyone, can always > ignore my posts, killfile me, or unsubscribe. No one is compelled to > read anything I post here, or anywhere else on the Net. > > Be positive. Remove the cause of my whines...make me happy...post some > funny pictures that will make me ROTFL...stop doing all the things that > annoy me...see it My Way! |\ | ^^^^=--- _ \ / | \ | " \ Y /-\ \/\/ | \| > Ever considered all those silly HA H |\ | ^^^^=--- _ \ / | \ | " \ Y /-\ \/\/ | \| > As for refraining, ___ z _/ | z |_____| z ,^> --- == ---= / > [_____] z / /__>,^ ejm | | //| | > And I sure as ___ z _/ | z |_____| z --- == z ,^\> [_____]z ---= __\>,^ ejm | | z / //| | > Now if you really want a public flamewar Llizard then I am quite happy > to oblige you z z ___ z _/ | / z |_____| <^,=--- --- == / > [_____] /__>,^ ejm | | //| | NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | / |_____| |,^+--- *snort* --- == < \ Huh?? Wha... t... t... t ??? [_____] __ \ > \ ejm | | __| /\/>,^ \www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
Colin Douthwaite wrote: [snip] > > > Nah..if you have full control of your computer throw that garbage out > and get a decent newsreader like Forte FreeAgent and a decent web browser > like LYNX. > > [snip] ,-"' Am I supposed to be in #% ,, full control of my C' > computer??? / ~ | _/ /\__\ / \\ |___| \ __, ________| |____/'__\______________b'ger_____ |________',_______/ __________________________| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || HHHHAAAAaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAhhhhhhhhh HHHAAAAaaaaahhh HA HA ,-"' HA HA Ha ha ha ha #% _ _ haaha ha ha ha..... C' __> / \_ _/ /\__\ g / \\ b' |___| \ __, e ________| |____/'__\______________ r_____ |________',_______/ __________________________| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || -- ----- `,------------------------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\------------------------------------------------------------ /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html --/___/_____ \------------------------------------------------------- \/|
llizard wrote: [snip] > Oh, and Colin, just to stop you from imagining that I am only a Win95 > type, depending on which computer I am at, I use both Lynx and Win95. > > I'm not a "Windows'95 type" but my computer is. \ *crash* \ `, *crash* ___ # _____________ |/ ? | '\\\\\\ | ^ \ | ' ____|_ /_ /\ \_____ | '||:::::: / \_/ '\ | '||_____| / < ______ _> \'________|_____| ----/___/ ,___/___.___/____|___\___ |\/_____ | _ ' <<<:| /::::::::\ |_________'___o_o| b'ger '==========' -- ----- `,------------------------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\------------------------------------------------------------ /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html --/___/_____ \------------------------------------------------------- \/|
Colin Douthwaite wrote: [...] > you, and indeed anyone, can always ignore my posts, killfile me [...] > stop doing all the things that annoy me... [..] Oh my, Colin, it seem that you've been bitten by the Usenet bug. > post some funny pictures that will make me ROTFL [..] Well, not too new but still a good idea. Action now, please. ( And with a big grin of course! ) ____... .-"--"""".__ `. | ` | ( `._....------.._.: ) .()'' ``(). ' () .==' `=== `-. . ) ( <o> <o> g) ) ) / J ( |. / . ( $$ (. (_'. , )|` || |\`-....--'/ ' \ /||. \\ | | | / / \. //||(\ \`-===-' ' \o. .//7' |) `. -- / ( OObaaaad888b. (<<. / | .a888b`.__.'d\ OO888888888888a. \ Y' | .8888888aaaa88POOOOOO888888888888888. \ \ | .888888888888888888888888888888888888b | | .d88888P88888888888888888888888b8888888. b.--d .d88888P8888888888888888a:f888888|888888b 88888b 888888|8888888888888888888888888\8888888 :) Andreas _ | o | http://www.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise/ o <<.|_ _| < > |\ |
llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: > |\ | > ^^^^=--- _ \ / | \ | > " \ Y /-\ \/\/ | \| > |\ | > ^^^^=--- _ \ / | \ | > " \ Y /-\ \/\/ | \| > |\ | > ^^^^=--- _ \ / | \ | > " \ Y /-\ \/\/ | \| > ___ z > _/ | z > |_____| z ,^> > --- == ---= / > > [_____] z / /__>,^ > ejm | | //| | > ___ z > _/ | z > |_____| z > --- == z ,^\> > [_____]z ---= __\>,^ > ejm | | z / //| | > z > z > ___ z > _/ | / z > |_____| <^,=--- > --- == / > > [_____] /__>,^ > ejm | | //| | Really Llizard, a 12-year-old ought to get more sleep. Here's Dylan again but he did not seem to do you much good last time. Maybe a lullaby from your Mom might be better. The Welsh lullaby "Suo Gan" is nice: .-. .-. .****. .****. .*****.*****. .*********. .*******. .*****. .***. .......*....... " Sweet Dreams Llizard Remember Mommy loves you " __ __ ||_____________________________________________|| || _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ || || { } || || { > YAWWWWN! | } || || { / \ | / } || || { / \__|__/ } || || { ( _.--~_@.__ ~~-._ } || || { \ :..____~ ~-. } || /~~~~\ || { \ ________'' ~_ } || //~~\ / \ \ || { (/~~^^'' ~~-.. ~ ._ ; } || / \\\ // \ __) || { `-._ `. ~. } || (__/\__\%%%% __(`` || { ~~\. ~\ } || {{ /^^^^^\ {= || .......................... ~\.\.\.\.\.\.... || <( ((=)(=) ) />_ || . || w/ ~_ ~ \ w || . || / ( { } ) \\ ||\ ................................. / \ ... {{i| \__/,\___./ |_}} ~~ \ . < o o.> "'"'''\_|_/'____""'" \ . // \/~ \ / / ( \ \ . \ \ | / \ \ \ . \/`U,__| | /--,|~~\ ) \ . (/ | (UUU/--_ _ / \ . (/~~)__/ \| | \ . / \\\ // \~~~~~~~~ \ . . . . . . . . .(_ \\/ | | \ ( ) / / \ \ ( / | \ \ | -cfbd- / | \ \|______________________________ ) | \ || | __/~~~~~( ~~__/~~~~~( ~~~ || | (_________) (_________) `~~ `~~ `~~ " Sweet Dreams Baby ! " DYLAN. (from The Magic Roundabout) An American rabbit who spends most of his time asleep or yawning. Bye,
Andreas Freise wrote: > Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > [...] > > you, and indeed anyone, can always ignore my posts, killfile me > [...] > > stop doing all the things that annoy me... > [..] > > Oh my, Colin, it seem that you've been bitten by the Usenet bug. > > > post some funny pictures that will make me ROTFL > [..] > > Well, not too new but still a good idea. Action now, please. > ( And with a big grin of course! ) > > ____... > .-"--"""".__ `. > | ` | > ( `._....------.._.: > ) .()'' ``(). > ' () .==' `=== `-. > . ) ( <o> <o> g) > ) ) / J > ( |. / . ( > $$ (. (_'. , )|` > || |\`-....--'/ ' \ > /||. \\ | | | / / \. > //||(\ \`-===-' ' \o. > .//7' |) `. -- / ( OObaaaad888b. > (<<. / | .a888b`.__.'d\ OO888888888888a. > \ Y' | .8888888aaaa88POOOOOO888888888888888. > \ \ | .888888888888888888888888888888888888b > | | .d88888P88888888888888888888888b8888888. > b.--d .d88888P8888888888888888a:f888888|888888b > 88888b 888888|8888888888888888888888888\8888888 > > :) > Andreas > What is this guy smoking, that make him smile like that? -- ----- `,------------------------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\------------------------------------------------------------ /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html --/___/_____ \------------------------------------------------------- \/|
>Message-id: <35E...@mpq.mpg.de> > ____... > .-"--"""".__ `. > | ` | > ( `._....------.._.: > ) .()'' ``(). > ' () .==' `=== `-. > . ) ( <o> <o> g) > ) ) / J > ( |. / . ( > $$ (. (_'. , )|` > || |\`-....--'/ ' \ > /||. \\ | | | / / \. > //||(\ \`-===-' ' \o. > .//7' |) `. -- / ( OObaaaad888b. > (<<. / | .a888b`.__.'d\ OO888888888888a. > \ Y' | .8888888aaaa88POOOOOO888888888888888. > \ \ | .888888888888888888888888888888888888b > | | .d88888P88888888888888888888888b8888888. > b.--d .d88888P8888888888888888a:f888888|888888b > 88888b 888888|8888888888888888888888888\8888888 I've seen this guy before... was it at the gas station?? :) Nice work Andreas, I hadn't seen him before. He put a smile on *my* face! Let's see if it does the same for cranky Colin. -joan -- , /, , /;/ |.-; _ _ /|/ /.'/.-',_ ( ).-=-.( ) _,/ ._- =-==. ./.='"'=.\. =\ =: -|-. |=. .=| `\_-; 0 _0 | |= 0 0 =| ( _) | /` .---. `\ joan stark `\ _______ / | `---' | spu...@juno.com \ \ //' `\ '-----' /' jgs \ \'--// `'-----'` ascii art gallery: `-`"`' http://www.ascii-art.com
On Wed, 26 Aug 1998 18:55:33 -0400, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: >In article <35e...@news.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz >(Colin Douthwaite) wrote: >> >> On Tue, 25 Aug 1998 22:36:45 GMT, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins) >> wrote: >> >> >.----- On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 10:32:53 -0600, Sarah Day posted: >> >|Um, I'm sorry. I really don't MEAN to post in HTML, I just have a wierd >> >|computer. >> >| -Sarah >> >'------------------ >> > >> >I understand all about outlook express and I sympethise with you... just >> >make sure there is no formatting toolbar before you send the message... it >> >only appears if the message is in HTML format. You might want to check Tools >> >>>> Options >>> Send and make sure it is set to send news postings in Plain >> >Text format. Then just check for that formatting toolbar whenever you are >> >about to hit send... If it`s there, go Format >>> Plain Text. >> >> Nah..if you have full control of your computer throw that garbage out >> and get a decent newsreader like Forte FreeAgent and a decent web browser >> like LYNX. >> >> Also get a DOS Shell utility and use Windoze only if you really must >> because you have something that will not run without it and gives you >> happy little messages like: >> >> "Needs Windoze NT2000 and a Pentium Turbo Computer with a >> clock speed of 10,000 MHz and 1000 Mb Free RAM to run this >> neat little program that every user must have. " >> >> Hah! Harumph! <growl> *8-) >Colin, this constant whining from you has become extremely wearing; I >don't see anyone telling YOU to throw out your machine and get a new >one. If you don't like my whining Llizard you, and indeed anyone, can always ignore my posts, killfile me, or unsubscribe. No one is compelled to read anything I post here, or anywhere else on the Net. Be positive. Remove the cause of my whines...make me happy...post some funny pictures that will make me ROTFL...stop doing all the things that annoy me...see it My Way! Seriously Llizard...if you continually criticise people and also tell them what to do and what not to do, but in the very same post claim that you are merely offering helpful advice then you must expect plenty of flak from me. Similarly, if you continue to encourage unsupervised children to post incessantly and inappropriately to this newsgroup instead of using alt.test and also asking their parents or guardians to show them how to properly use the machines ( with Windoze 98 etc on them (that they presumably permit them to use)...then again expect plenty of flak from me, with or without emoticons ( smiley or non-smiley little faces ). Me? I will do my best to _discourage_ them whether you like it or not. I decide what I do, not you, and it is, in turn, your privilege to criticise my actions and viewpoints if you so wish. The Net is all about people and their opinions and, in unmoderated newsgroups, people will inevitably disagree and engage in flamewars. Actually, I sometimes suspect, for a number of reasons, that you are a child yourself too Llizard? Am I correct? >Your reactionary posts to people with Windows95 and/or Outlook >Express are not helpful; in fact they are downright mean and no number >of little smiling faces at the end of such posts will excuse their >content. Ever considered all those silly HA HA HAs at the end of most of your own posts? They don't help me much, or excuse the critical content of your own postings...but I just ignore the HA HA HAs and think..."Oh well that's just Llizard, she can't help it and thinks it's funny! " >Please refrain now. (I'd e-mail this but, well... never mind; >that's another boring story.) I am indeed most thankful that you cannot email me Llizard. As for refraining, I think you might like to go seriously study your ownself in a mirror after removing your lizard costume. Now if you really want a public flamewar Llizard then I am quite happy to oblige you but I'm certain other regular readers here will not welcome or enjoy it no matter whose views they might support in a flamefest. And I sure as hell would not want an email flamewar...I get charged for all my email both incoming and outgoing! [...smilies/emoticons strictly omitted from this post...] _______ < ____) /--| |( o| | > \___| | /---------+ | | \ =========______/| | \ \\=========------\| | \ \----+--\-))) | |\______|_)))/ \__========== | |-\ \ | | \ \ 100% Asbestos Flame Suit: ON | | \ \ | | / / fully enclosed and breathing deeply, | | / / | |_< / flamethrower fully charged and primed. ____<_____\\__\__ ___ Ready and waiting Llizard! Toodles for now,
In article <35e...@news.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> writes > >Nah..if you have full control of your computer throw that garbage out >and get a decent newsreader like Forte FreeAgent and a decent web browser >like LYNX. > [][ does this mean that u hav a dos versn of Lynx ? [][ ... i hav a Linux ELF versn ... altho' it'd be nice 2 use [][ as proof-reader of my web pages in a dos window ... i've been trying [][ to rationalise them (web-pages) for all web.browsers, most r in95/NT [][ ... thus i boot Linux to try verify the pages r still readable. [][ since i find that the majority of interfaces i interact with at [][ work r Win95/NT i hav that as my default ... altho' i prefer Linux [][ over dos ... no offence meant ... i was weaned on dos like yourself [][ ... but once u've got to know the spirit of Linux (Free Unix!) u'll [][ realise that it knocks ten buckets of .... out of dos. [][ (no more command-line length problems etc) [ps][ point me in the direction of a dos-lynx plz. [obligatory scribble] faces _.-=-._ . _ _ :_,,_:__: . ~{}~ {~(_~}}}} . 7~ \ ~ {{{{ `=" }}} 27aug98 [][ see yuz [][ colin -- ( () /_ / /\) _/ /? .\ /\) /) .\ /_ /_ CJRandall http://www.shieldwolf.demon.co.uk
> > >Colin, this constant whining from you has become extremely wearing; I > >don't see anyone telling YOU to throw out your machine and get a new > >one. > > > Now if you really want a public flamewar Llizard then I am quite happy > to oblige you but I'm certain other regular readers here will not > welcome or enjoy it no matter whose views they might support in > a flamefest. > > And I sure as hell would not want an email flamewar...I get charged for > all my email both incoming and outgoing! > > > Ready and waiting Llizard! > > Toodles for now, > No. No. No. Please no. This is supposed to be a *nice* newsgroup. -- Martin Atkins mart.atkins@--- ---bigfoot.com -----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==----- http://www.dejanews.com/rg_mkgrp.xp Create Your Own Free Member Forum
In article <35E...@sig.tar.gz>, Fredrik Sundquist writes: > > _.--~~~~~~~---------------._ > ,=-,.-----------..--------. `. > ,' ,/ :! ` ``. > , ,/ / /// :! / ` `.`. > , ,/ /// / :! // // ` `.`. > , /7 / //// :! // / ` `.`. ___,- > . ; | / / :! ; `~`= / > ___,--`--( ;_______________:!__________,-' `. / > __,--' '~~ __` ______ `. > _,-' `-o . /ZZZZZ/ `. > ,' turbo` ` > .------ ------ ---- ---, -- --- - --- -- .-- - - --- -- - -- --- - --! > !__' ,-~~~-. ,-~~~-. /| > | , ' ,mMm. ` . . ' ,mMm. ` /-! > ;-_____'.d-' `-b.`_____ __________________ ________'.d-' `-b.`_________/FS;_ >: ;.d'\ _ /`b.\ . ' ;.d'\ _ /`b.\ : >!====== d;-.' `.-:b ==== ================= ======== d;-.' `.-:b =============; >`-. : H | | D : ` ' : H | | D : _ __,-' > `-.! C:-`._,'-;P ;_____________________________! C:-`._,'-;P ;__________7 > ""`G./ \,S'"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`G./ \,S'"""""""""""" > `S-. ,-D' `Q-. ,-S' > `&WSW8' `&WSW8' >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Excellent car; is it yours? |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |{a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"}{/a}_____________|/_______| L and{a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"}{/a}XemuSP4(:)
m_a...@my-dejanews.com wrote: >Please no. >This is supposed to be a *nice* newsgroup. Now that comment really did make me laugh! HeHeHe! .'\ _ _ /`. | | | | | | | | | | |_ _ _ _ _| | | \= = = = = = = = = = =/ ..._: .-. .-. :_... .' '-.(o ) (o ).-' `. : _ _ _`~(_)~`_ _ _ : : /: ' .-=_ _=-. ` ;\ : : :|-.._ ' ` _..-|: : : `:| |`:-:-.-:-:'| |:' : `. `.| | | | | | |.' .' `. `-:_| | |_:-' .' `-._ ```` _.-' ``- - - -'' _ _ / () \ _ _ / / \ \ | | | | | | /~';,. | | | | | |/\.;` | | \/ | ./ |__| |\./ :,,`=====[]=====' '' : /\ : -cfbd98- :_ _: :_ _: | |_ | |__ ((__) (_- _) Bye,
On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 00:33:43 +0100, CJRandall <col...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk> wrote: >In article <35e...@news.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite ><cfb...@southern.co.nz> writes >> >>Nah..if you have full control of your computer throw that garbage out >>and get a decent newsreader like Forte FreeAgent and a decent web browser >>like LYNX. >[][ does this mean that u hav a dos versn of Lynx ? No. LYNX is a Unix utility provided by my ISP and is driven from the command line. I'm not sure if it will allow images but I don't want to load images because we are still charged for all traffic when using LYNX or any other data transfer/viewing utility. I try to keep my total monthly traffic bill well below $10 per month. >[][ ... i hav a Linux ELF versn ... altho' it'd be nice 2 use >[][ as proof-reader of my web pages in a dos window ... i've been trying >[][ to rationalise them (web-pages) for all web.browsers, most r in95/NT >[][ ... thus i boot Linux to try verify the pages r still readable. >[][ since i find that the majority of interfaces i interact with at >[][ work r Win95/NT i hav that as my default ... altho' i prefer Linux >[][ over dos ... no offence meant ... i was weaned on dos like yourself >[][ ... but once u've got to know the spirit of Linux (Free Unix!) u'll >[][ realise that it knocks ten buckets of .... out of dos. >[][ (no more command-line length problems etc) >[ps][ point me in the direction of a dos-lynx plz. If you like Linux and Unix then that's fine. I am very familiar with Unix but I do have to use it at the command line with my ISP Shell Account and I have the book "Unix in a Nutshell" for my reference. Linux I know nothing about, nada, diddly but Linux people love it. I only like MS-DOS because I am so used to it now and I never had any of the prejudices against MS-DOG, Mickey-DOS or Messy-DOS but I do detest Windoze because it is little more than an unwieldy, complicated, bloated MS-DOS shell and is a brute to use. Also 95 and 98 versions make problems for programs which ran perfectly well under earlier Windoze versions. But, but, but...I like FORTE AGENT offline newsreader so for that I have to use Windoze 3.11 and for a few of my games collection. I do not know if there is a DOS version of LYNX but a simple search for LYNX on the search engine www.altavista.com might show something. >[obligatory scribble] Finding My Way in Windoze --------------------------- /mmm\ /mmm\ /mmm\ (O o) (O O) (o o) U U u /mmm\ ||\ \\ / \\ . (- -) oOOo__oOOo _____oOOo ___________ __u_oOOo ############ ######### ########### ################ (BAD ANSWER) (RETRY) (ONCE MORE) (Bored & Asleep) -David Bourgin- Bye,
On Thu, 27 Aug 1998 18:05:11 +0200, Andreas Freise <ad...@mpq.mpg.de> wrote: >Colin Douthwaite wrote: > >[...] >> you, and indeed anyone, can always ignore my posts, killfile me >[...] >> stop doing all the things that annoy me... >[..] > >Oh my, Colin, it seem that you've been bitten by the Usenet bug. > >> post some funny pictures that will make me ROTFL >[..] >Well, not too new but still a good idea. Action now, please. >( And with a big grin of course! ) > > ____... > .-"--"""".__ `. > | ` | > ( `._....------.._.: > ) .()'' ``(). > ' () .==' `=== `-. > . ) ( <o> <o> g) > ) ) / J > ( |. / . ( > $$ (. (_'. , )|` > || |\`-....--'/ ' \ > /||. \\ | | | / / \. > //||(\ \`-===-' ' \o. > .//7' |) `. -- / ( OObaaaad888b. > (<<. / | .a888b`.__.'d\ OO888888888888a. > \ Y' | .8888888aaaa88POOOOOO888888888888888. > \ \ | .888888888888888888888888888888888888b > | | .d88888P88888888888888888888888b8888888. > b.--d .d88888P8888888888888888a:f888888|888888b > 88888b 888888|8888888888888888888888888\8888888 > > >:) >Andreas Hey...if that's a bomb you're holding Andreas, then be careful. You've lost your head once to Llizard and had it served on a platter. There'll be nothing to put on a platter next time if that damn thing goes off! I will refrain from using the emoticons :-) or <grin> here. HeHeHe. Great pic though, I had not seen it previously. Toodles,
On Thu, 27 Aug 1998 21:04:09 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote: > > >Andreas Freise wrote: > >> Colin Douthwaite wrote: >> >> [...] >> > you, and indeed anyone, can always ignore my posts, killfile me >> [...] >> > stop doing all the things that annoy me... >> [..] >> >> Oh my, Colin, it seem that you've been bitten by the Usenet bug. >> >> > post some funny pictures that will make me ROTFL >> [..] >> >> Well, not too new but still a good idea. Action now, please. >> ( And with a big grin of course! ) >> >> ____... >> .-"--"""".__ `. >> | ` | >> ( `._....------.._.: >> ) .()'' ``(). >> ' () .==' `=== `-. >> . ) ( <o> <o> g) >> ) ) / J >> ( |. / . ( >> $$ (. (_'. , )|` >> || |\`-....--'/ ' \ >> /||. \\ | | | / / \. >> //||(\ \`-===-' ' \o. >> .//7' |) `. -- / ( OObaaaad888b. >> (<<. / | .a888b`.__.'d\ OO888888888888a. >> \ Y' | .8888888aaaa88POOOOOO888888888888888. >> \ \ | .888888888888888888888888888888888888b >> | | .d88888P88888888888888888888888b8888888. >> b.--d .d88888P8888888888888888a:f888888|888888b >> 88888b 888888|8888888888888888888888888\8888888 >> >> :) >> Andreas >> > >What is this guy smoking, that make him smile like that? A stick of dynamite methinks, and, dreaming of "The Big Bang" to come later that night? __ __ ||____________________________________________|| || ________________________________________ || || { _,,--,,, } || || { ,() '' ``( ////\\\ } || || { ,-' ==' `==,( ((((( )))) } || || { (g <o> <o> p (( /\ /\ )) } || || { ) \ ,) (|O | |O |) } || || { '| . ,`_) , ((( ^ ))) } || || { \ /--\ / \ V / } || || _____UU_ \ \__/,' UU_____uu__| | __uu____|| ||{ `,_,' ) ||{ . \ || . ) || . (. \ || . $$ ||\ . || \ ~~ \ . /||\ \ . /(||)\ \ \ . \ . \ \ . \ . \ \ . \ . \ \ . \ . \ \ ( ) \ (_______________________________________________________) \ | | \|______________________________________________________| || | || | || | -cfbd- || | `~~ `~~ Bye,
On Thu, 27 Aug 1998 17:02:35 -0400, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote:
>My apologies to all for my recent outburst.
Your outburst was no doubt justified. Lot of people on and off the Net
have been telling me that I am irritable right now...they're correct.
I often dish out the flak and I have to be able to take it in
return...them's the unwritten rules of the game.
In my current mood I should probably post less and skip all the posts on
subjects I find irritating...it's not hard to do that really.
Bye,
In article <35e...@news.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> writes > >No. LYNX is a Unix utility provided by my ISP and is driven from the >command line. I'm not sure if it will allow images but I don't want to [][ ok ... fanx, i'll stick with what i've got. > >>[obligatory scribble] > 1 \~(_~/ 2 _~/\_)/\~_ 3 \_\{{}}/_/ 4 /~~/__\~~\ 5 `~/~__~\~' 6 ~~||~~ 7 || __ 8 ___ || //)) 9 ((_\\||//_ 0 ((\\||//)) 1 [~~~~~~~~] 2 \"`\/`"/ 3 \____/ [][ see yuz [][ colin -- ( () /_ / /\) _/ /? .\ /\) /) .\ /_ /_ CJRandall http://www.shieldwolf.demon.co.uk
> >Please no. > > >This is supposed to be a *nice* newsgroup. > > Now that comment really did make me laugh! HeHeHe! Was there a civil war among the asciigangsteins? That would make _me_ laugh! :-))) ================================================================ [] [] [] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie [] [] ^^ ^^ [] ================================================================
On Sat, 29 Aug 1998 00:45:52 GMT, Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote: >> >Please no. >> >> >This is supposed to be a *nice* newsgroup. >> >> Now that comment really did make me laugh! HeHeHe! > >Was there a civil war among the asciigangsteins? Yeah Pete, you've missed it all by being away in Japan. >That would make _me_ laugh! :-))) Sign of a warped sense of humour! Bye,
Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine wrote: > In article <35E...@sig.tar.gz>, Fredrik Sundquist writes: > > > > _.--~~~~~~~---------------._ > > ,=-,.-----------..--------. `. > > ,' ,/ :! ` ``. > > , ,/ / /// :! / ` `.`. > > , ,/ /// / :! // // ` `.`. > > , /7 / //// :! // / ` `.`. ___,- > > . ; | / / :! ; `~`= / > > ___,--`--( ;_______________:!__________,-' `. / > > __,--' '~~ __` ______ `. > > _,-' `-o . /ZZZZZ/ `. > > ,' turbo` ` > > .------ ------ ---- ---, -- --- - --- -- .-- - - --- -- - -- --- - --! > > !__' ,-~~~-. ,-~~~-. /| > > | , ' ,mMm. ` . . ' ,mMm. ` /-! > > ;-_____'.d-' `-b.`_____ __________________ ________'.d-' `-b.`_________/FS;_ > >: ;.d'\ _ /`b.\ . ' ;.d'\ _ /`b.\ : > >!====== d;-.' `.-:b ==== ================= ======== d;-.' `.-:b =============; > >`-. : H | | D : ` ' : H | | D : _ __,-' > > `-.! C:-`._,'-;P ;_____________________________! C:-`._,'-;P ;__________7 > > ""`G./ \,S'"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`G./ \,S'"""""""""""" > > `S-. ,-D' `Q-. ,-S' > > `&WSW8' `&WSW8' > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Excellent car; is it yours? I drew it, and I have one in real life too. It's a Saab 900 if you don't recognize it. -- `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }->
Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote in article <35e...@news.southern.co.nz>... > On Thu, 27 Aug 1998 17:02:35 -0400, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: > >My apologies to all for my recent outburst. > Your outburst was no doubt justified. Lot of people on and off the Net > have been telling me that I am irritable right now...they're correct. > I often dish out the flak and I have to be able to take it in > return...them's the unwritten rules of the game. > In my current mood I should probably post less and skip all the posts on > subjects I find irritating...it's not hard to do that really. It's our collapsing government, mate :> Opps, shut up si, I got political. -- * * | * Some guys once broke into a military amoury. They \ *** / found a safe. They thought there might be money in * -<boom>- * the safe. They blew up the safe. The safe was full !@!@ of high explosive. They blew up. / \ * * sim...@citynet.net.nz
>>Was there a civil war among the asciigangsteins? >Yeah Pete, you've missed it all by being away in Japan. I was vacationing in Walt Disney World in Florida and got the idea for the Japanese cartoon there! >>That would make _me_ laugh! :-))) >Sign of a warped sense of humour! LMAO! Give me advance notice next time and I'll defer my vacation days! :-))) ================================================================ [] [] [] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie [] [] ^^ ^^ [] ================================================================
Simo <sim...@citymail.net.nz> wrote: >Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote in article ><35e...@news.southern.co.nz>... >> On Thu, 27 Aug 1998 17:02:35 -0400, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: >> >My apologies to all for my recent outburst. >> Your outburst was no doubt justified. Lot of people on and off the Net >> have been telling me that I am irritable right now...they're correct. >> I often dish out the flak and I have to be able to take it in >> return...them's the unwritten rules of the game. >> In my current mood I should probably post less and skip all the posts on >> subjects I find irritating...it's not hard to do that really. >It's our collapsing government, mate :> >Opps, shut up si, I got political. That's OK...here's a couple of free pairs of Tuku Underpants...you can go to any party you fancy in them...any time you like. ,==========, | | | | `-./ \.-' -Felix Lee- `.__.' ______________________________________________ ||||||||||.LASTEX.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |% % % % % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % % % % % % % | | % % % % % % % ||| % % % % %|||% % % % % % % %| |%_%_%_% % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % %% % %_%_%_%| |/ (% % % % /// % % % % % \\\ % % % %) \| | (% % % /// % % % % % % \\\ % % %) | | (% % /// % % % % % % % \\\ % %) | \ (% /// % % % % % % % % \\\ %) / | (/// % % % % % % % % % \\\) | \ (/ % % % % % % % % % % \) / | (% % % % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % % % % % %) / -VK/cfbd- | (% % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % % % %) / \ |- - - - - - -| / `\.____/_______________\____./' Bye,
Colin Douthwaite (cfb...@southern.co.nz) wrote: : Don't blame the computer...they only do what the user tells them to : do. Bah.. assuming the hardware is working properly, a computer does what the programmer tells it to do. If programmed real nicely, it might do mostly what the user tells it to do. Never what they _want_ it to do. : " It's a poor workman that blames his tools." "It is a poor workman that uses Micro$oft programs." ..oh wait, you just implied that. Forget I said anything. -- Ilmari Karonen (ilt...@sci.fi) http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/
.----- On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 17:05:16 GMT, I posted using DejaNews: | |This is supposed to be a *nice* newsgroup. | '---------------------- When I said 'supposed to be' I meant 'usually'. Sorry! :o) Martin (Back in Free Agent now my USENET newsfeed is back.) |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
In article <35f...@news.vossnet.net>, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins) wrote: > > .----- On Wed, 26 Aug 1998 18:58:58 -0400, llizard posted: > |> ______ > |> __________________ | | > |> | ________________ | |=== | I'm sorry. After > |> ||`, .' '-. .'|| | ____ | attempting a > |> || `-' `.__.-',-' || ||____|| good sig, I > |> || .'-._.' `-._ || | = | had to bang my > |> || .-' '. .-' '-.|| |O . | head on the monitor. > |> ___ ||_.______'_______|| ___ | | > |> | | |__________________| | || | Sarah Day > |> | | _|__________|_ | || | med...@micron.net > |> |___| /______________\ |___||______| > |. > | ha > |^^^^%--- ha > | " \ ha even though it's on the large side, > | I love your new sig, Sarah. > | > '------------------------ > > Doesn`t the FAQ say something about sig size not mattering in aaa? :o) > > (please note the :o) - In *my* postings at least that means don`t take my > comments *too* seriously, while <g> means don`t take it very seriously at > all... Just in case Llizard or Colin were going to interpret my comment the > wrong way <g>) > > |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- > | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com Martin, glad to see that you're back up and running again. It's very kind of you to be so solicitous. However, ,^^%--- <_/ \ I couldn't be more insulted that you would /> think I would take offense at your little / > sideways smiling face with such a large /|^^ nose. ejm | \ (But you're quite right, here in aaa, there are few here in aaa who would complain about the size of Sarah's relatively small, in comparison to others, sig.) However, keeping in mind that I'm so miffed at being taken for someone with no sense of humour at all, and because it seems like the popular thing to do, I think I will just go fishing some more. '\ ha ' \ ,^%--- ha ' \@ > \ ha `\/> _ _______>,^__\ Ah, isn't it peaceful out here? \-=-=-=-=-/{} ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~ -~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- _ _ ( ) | \ | | /| \ \\\\ \ / | |/ |_ | .-' `-. / | |\ | | .-' '. | \| | .' '-. |_ (_/ (I hope you know (`-.-' {{ (*) / ---@@^,\ I'm joking, } .'~-. _\ '\ / >/ Martin) (/ ~-. .;;'~ ' \ \/> _ ejm ///~~''~ ' \@______>,^____\~-~-~-~-~ ~-~- ' \-=-=-=-=-=-=-/{} ~-~-~-~ -~-~ -~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ -- llizard aka ejm ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ~-~-~-~-~-~-
.----- On Wed, 26 Aug 1998 18:58:58 -0400, llizard posted: |> ______ |> __________________ | | |> | ________________ | |=== | I'm sorry. After |> ||`, .' '-. .'|| | ____ | attempting a |> || `-' `.__.-',-' || ||____|| good sig, I |> || .'-._.' `-._ || | = | had to bang my |> || .-' '. .-' '-.|| |O . | head on the monitor. |> ___ ||_.______'_______|| ___ | | |> | | |__________________| | || | Sarah Day |> | | _|__________|_ | || | med...@micron.net |> |___| /______________\ |___||______| |. | ha |^^^^%--- ha | " \ ha even though it's on the large side, | I love your new sig, Sarah. | '------------------------ Doesn`t the FAQ say something about sig size not mattering in aaa? :o) (please note the :o) - In *my* postings at least that means don`t take my comments *too* seriously, while <g> means don`t take it very seriously at all... Just in case Llizard or Colin were going to interpret my comment the wrong way <g>) |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
.----- On Wed, 09 Sep 1998 16:36:41 -0400, llizard posted:
|-- _
| _ ( )
| | \
| | | /| \
| \\\\ \ / | |/ |_ |
| .-' `-. / | |\ | |
| .-' '. | \| |
| .' '-. |_ (_/ (I hope you know
| (`-.-' {{ (*) / ---@@^,\ I'm joking,
| } .'~-. _\ '\ / >/ Martin)
| (/ ~-. .;;'~ ' \ \/> _
| ejm ///~~''~ ' \@______>,^____\~-~-~-~-~
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I`m insulted that you think I wouldn`t realise that you were joking.... :o)
(his nose isn`t that big <g>)
|\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@--
| |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
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