Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 May 1999.
[pic] Oh babe!
alt.ascii-art
· 13 messages · 27 May 1999 - 3 Jun 1999
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JRO wrote >What's the deal with this woman's hair? >Let's fix it... Sorry about commenting on the picture now, but my server didn't receive the original. Also, the woman as a whole is off balance. Her shoulders are behind her centre of balance. If someone leans back then the hips thrust forward to keep them on their feet... Draw a mental line through her shoulders, hips and feet and you'll see what I mean. On second looks though, I think also that it's the posture of her stance as a whole which is troublesome. It's the left (her right) leg. It really should be at a three quarter position, further towards ur from the other foot. I'm not sure if the above is correct though, I'm just another person who knows about "form" with no formal qualifications or real experience. The stance of the woman just doesn't look <waves hands ineffectually> natural. Paul Wilkins
Wow.... I sure do appologize to B'ger. I wuz jus' haffin' fun, and I did think
she could use a little bit more hair. I am sure everyone has noticed, I will
almost never mess with someone else's pix. I guess I shouldn't haff with this
one. I wasn't axed to, after all. I meant no criticals about it, my own self,
and am sure sorry to see I have started a "Critique" thread. It are a fine
picture... I just thought she needed a bit more hair. Outside of that, she
does look a little like my wife, so I got no real complaints... See?
This Paul guy sure does, tho. Maybe he will show us all how to make a better
one. I are certain it will be more than welcome.
Profound Appolomaxtigies Agin,
JRO
JRO wrote >Wow.... I sure do appologize to B'ger. I wuz jus' haffin' fun, and I >did think she could use a little bit more hair. ... Oh it wasn't your changed version I was critiquing. The news server that I used to have didn't receive the original, so since it was the first time I'd seen the full picture that's when I commented on it. <snip> >so I got no real complaints... See? > >This Paul guy sure does, tho. Maybe he will show us all how to make a >better one. I are certain it will be more than welcome. No harm was intended by my comments. If nobody minds I will play around with the picture to see what can be achieved, however my ascii-art skills aren't fully developed yet. I'm not saying that the picture shouldn't be there. I'm not saying that the picture is horrible. I was just hoping for some input on how to improve the picture. Err, no harm intended. Paul Wilkins
Hmmm, I changed her hair.
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JRO wrote: > Wow.... I sure do appologize to B'ger. I wuz jus' haffin' fun, and I did think > she could use a little bit more hair. I am sure everyone has noticed, I will > almost never mess with someone else's pix. I guess I shouldn't haff with this > one. I wasn't axed to, after all. I meant no criticals about it, my own self, > and am sure sorry to see I have started a "Critique" thread. It are a fine > picture... I just thought she needed a bit more hair. Outside of that, she > does look a little like my wife, so I got no real complaints... See? > > This Paul guy sure does, tho. Maybe he will show us all how to make a better > one. I are certain it will be more than welcome. > > Profound Appolomaxtigies Agin, > JRO Huh? no need to apologize... you're welcome to dodiddledo my pictures... anytime. :) joris
Paul Wilkins wrote: > JRO wrote > >What's the deal with this woman's hair? > >Let's fix it... > > Sorry about commenting on the picture now, but my server didn't receive > the original. > > Also, the woman as a whole is off balance. No she's not. > Her shoulders are behind her centre of balance. nope > If someone leans back then the hips thrust forward to keep them on their > feet... > But... she doesn't lean back. > Draw a mental line through her shoulders, hips and feet and you'll see > what I mean. <mentaly drawing> Hmmm... no I don't see it </mentaly drawing> I admit that the rules of perspective are not respected (wich is a common thing when drawing ascii's) but it's not that much of a problem here. > On second looks though, I think also that it's the posture of her stance > as a whole which is troublesome. It's the left (her right) leg. It > really should be at a three quarter position, further towards ur from > the other foot. No it shouldn't be: it *could* be.Her right heel doesn't touch the ground and her feet are making an angle of ....let say....130 degree. Let me put it this way: she's slowly speading her legs open and she's as good as naked, she's looking at you buddy, maybe is she trying to tell ya something. ;) > I'm not sure if the above is correct though, I'm just another person who > knows about "form" with no formal qualifications or real experience. The > stance of the woman just doesn't look <waves hands ineffectually> > natural. > waves hands ineffectually????????????????????????? > Paul Wilkins No, you know what really bothers me? Her left arm. Just look at it and tell me it's not much(!) shorter than the other one. It most certainly is -poor girl- I'll fix it one day. -joris Mr Disney? Your mouse waves her hands ineffectually. \ ______ |x _| ,_/)/__/ ? __ /_ ).=|D_|\===, , \_ ||_]|' : =x= \ _|____|__ |_/_|___:____|/<___ b'ger ,--------. ========'
Paul Wilkins wrote: > JRO wrote > >Wow.... I sure do appologize to B'ger. I wuz jus' haffin' fun, and I > >did think she could use a little bit more hair. ... > > Oh it wasn't your changed version I was critiquing. > The news server that I used to have didn't receive the original, so > since it was the first time I'd seen the full picture that's when I > commented on it. > > <snip> > >so I got no real complaints... See? > > > >This Paul guy sure does, tho. Maybe he will show us all how to make a > >better one. I are certain it will be more than welcome. > > No harm was intended by my comments. If nobody minds I will play around > with the picture to see what can be achieved, however my ascii-art > skills aren't fully developed yet. My skills at giant-sized ascii art aren't fully developed either: thiswas my first try... > I'm not saying that the picture shouldn't be there. I'm not saying that > the picture is horrible. > I was just hoping for some input on how to improve the picture. > > Err, no harm intended. > No harm done.:) I can't wait to see your diddle. joris
Damn English! My post is full of errors...
You guys'd have to understand it as it is.
(hey, I'm not gonna make it too easy for you)
[If Napoleon hadn't been beaten at Waterloo
we'd all be speaking french on the web.]
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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message news:375...@xs4all.nl... > Damn English! My post is full of errors... > You guys'd have to understand it as it is. > (hey, I'm not gonna make it too easy for you) > > > [If Napoleon hadn't been beaten at Waterloo > we'd all be speaking french on the web.] > > ___________ > | | > | ah merde! | > |___________| > / > _.-----._ > _' ' '_ > '_____________' > | +_+ | > ==--'_D__,'---==. > / > \_/ < | > / >__\o_| o/ | > | | |_/ , | > \,_____/_) o | | > | o ' o | | > | o | o |_/| > ' o | o ' | > | o | o |_/ > | o | o |)) > | | | > | \ | > |___o/ \_____| > | | | > __) >|< (__ > (____,_|_,____) b'ger > > What happened next.... > __________________________________________ > | | > | la boisson alcoolis�e enl�ve la douleur | > |__________________________________________| > / > > _.-----._ > _' ' '_ > '_____________' > || | +_+ | > b c|.--.-----==--'_D__,'---==. > B |) )oo > \_/ < | > |__|`--'------> \o_| o/ | > | \_|_/ , | > | ) o | | > | o ' o | | > | o | o |_/| > ' o | o ' | > | o | o |_/ > | o | o |)) > | | | > | \ | > |___o/ \_____| > | | | > __) >|< (__ > (____,_|_,____) b'ger > > Andrew
Andrew Carpenter wrote: > joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message > news:375...@xs4all.nl... > > Damn English! My post is full of errors... > > You guys'd have to understand it as it is. > > (hey, I'm not gonna make it too easy for you) > > > > > > [If Napoleon hadn't been beaten at Waterloo > > we'd all be speaking french on the web.] > > > > ___________ > > | | > > | ah merde! | > > |___________| > > / > > _.-----._ > > _' ' '_ > > '_____________' > > | +_+ | > > ==--'_D__,'---==. > > / > \_/ < | > > / >__\o_| o/ | > > | | |_/ , | > > \,_____/_) o | | > > | o ' o | | > > | o | o |_/| > > ' o | o ' | > > | o | o |_/ > > | o | o |)) > > | | | > > | \ | > > |___o/ \_____| > > | | | > > __) >|< (__ > > (____,_|_,____) b'ger > > > > > > What happened next.... > > > __________________________________________ > > | | > > | la boisson alcoolis�e enl�ve la douleur | > > |__________________________________________| > > / > > > > _.-----._ > > _' ' '_ > > '_____________' > > || | +_+ | > > b c|.--.-----==--'_D__,'---==. > > B |) )oo > \_/ < | > > |__|`--'------> \o_| o/ | > > | \_|_/ , | > > | ) o | | > > | o ' o | | > > | o | o |_/| > > ' o | o ' | > > | o | o |_/ > > | o | o |)) > > | | | > > | \ | > > |___o/ \_____| > > | | | > > __) >|< (__ > > (____,_|_,____) b'ger > > > > > Andrew Bwhaaaaaaaaahahahaha ha ha ha! :D joris
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