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THE_MASTERMINDS_____________________________________________by_JRO | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || || I'm Osama! || || Hello, Americans! || / || || / || / And I'm Ayman!|| || .-""-. || .-""-. / || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \____||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \____|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || Together we are || || || Two Wild And Crazy Guys! || I have fucked 40 camels! || || / || / || || .-""-. || .-""-. || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||/( ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ || || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ ||\/\ /\/o\| /\/ \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. ||/ \ \_/ \ \ .-|/-\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ ||\___ | | __/ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \____||__| \ / |__| | `-' | \___|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || I once ate TWO || So you see, we are not || || entire sides of || your ordinary camel-jockeys. || || bacon, on a dare! || / || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. No, indeed! || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| /___|| _| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || We didn't really WANT to || || || be terrorist masterminds, || We wanted to be regulars || || you know. || on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! || || / || / || || .-""-. It's true!|| .-""-. || || \ .--.| .-"-. / || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\|/\/ \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_// \ .-|/o\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. || || / | | _/ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || The life expectancy || That's a FACT! So, Ayman - || || for a career in Terror || how about we try and revive || || isn't what it used to || our old act, again? || || be, you know. || / || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. Here we go... || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| /___||___| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \__|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | ||Hey, Ayman! What do || || ||you call a Raghead | || || with a PhD? I dunno, Osama!| || || / What DO you call| Artifically Intelligent! || || / a Raghead with | / || || .-""-. a PhD? || .-""-. Oooo...|| || \ .--.| .-"-. / || \ .--.| .-"-. / || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\| /\ \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/O_O\/ || || / \_/ \ \/\.-|/o\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||__| \ / |__\ |\`-'/| \___||__| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || How about it, folks! || || || Could WE be stand-up || || A-yuk! A-yuk! || comics, in America? || || A-yuk! A-yuk! || / || || / \ || / We NEED || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. career changes! || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || /( ( -_-( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || \/\ /\/o\| /\/\ \/-_-\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \ \_/ \ \/\.-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || \___ | | __/ \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |_\ | `-' | /_||___| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \__|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || ` ' / || || || ' ______ || || || \ __,-~~/~ " `---. ' || ) I guess not... ) ) || ||` _/_~~~( '" \ ~`~ )\__ || ( / ( || || _/ * < '|** / ) \ || .-""-. ( || \\ //\\ //||_||//\\//\\ //\\//\\ \.--.| ) .-"-. )) || | \\//\\// ||-||\\//\\//// \/ \\ )O_O( / _.-'\ || ||( ~~~"""~~~"""''() ...')~ \|| ) >www< ( \/O_O\/ ( || || (_ ( \ ( > ' . )|| / `-'\ >www< ) || ||" \_(__ < *' " ~~ >_>' || / / \ \ ) .-`-'-. || || ~ `-|' *:>|-"--~ '|| / | | \ / | | \ || ||((( * / ||~`".| * )) ||____| \ / |__| \\ /| \__|| || |'|.|.| \ || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || ' (( | ".|.| ))* '|| | ||/ | | \_ | | || || *//| :|*\\. || | ||\ | \ |/ / || ||____(((((/// .||~\\\))))______|| \__/__)\_/ \___/_|__/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| |__________________________________________________Oglesbee/2001_|
it's very sad to see talent wasted on racism and bigotry.
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"Kjetil Torgrim Homme" <kje...@haey.ifi.uio.no> wrote in message news:1rh...@fimm.ifi.uio.no... > it's very sad to see talent wasted on racism and bigotry. "What do \__/ \__/ you think, - (__) (__) Rtlbx?" //() \/) //()\\ \\__/\/ \\__// \ ____________ |||| ___________ //||__"Hmmmm...." __ |||| \\|| jro (_)(_) (_(_) "I think the "obligatory" feldercarb below was "drawn" in JAVE. And..." / \/_ \__/ (o_) (oo) : /\\\) (\/ ~~ \/) i \/// \/\__/\/ __ /\)\ ______ /||\ _____________ i\|\\ \\ |||| jro > obasc- (_)(_) (_)(_) > /|\ __ > (_.J > | L.--. > @@@@@@@@// J ) - . q@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@//`L-' J " - . q@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@@// ,' _____eeeeeeeeep " - q@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@//=`-.--'' / /d888p : q@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@//@@! / //88p . =@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@//@@@ / //8p . =@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@\\@@! /_______//p . =@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@\\@ L______L/ . =@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@\\ . _=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@@\\ . _=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@! \\ . _=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ kth > =======||==================================================== > =======||==================================================== > L_/ "...Here is the evidence of PCS*. A nuerological birth defect, caused by a \__/ misfolded protein sequence." ( oo \ //~~\\ \__/ \\__// oo_) //\\ //~~\\ \\// \\__/\\ (_)(_) ||\\ )\ > Kjetil T. ==. ,,==. ,,==. ,,==. ,,==. ,,== ||// > ::://:::://:::://:::://:::://:::: (_)_) > =='' `=='' `=='' `=='' `=='' `== http://folding.stanford.edu "Ahh - THAT explains why this person "diddles" to make someone else's picture look -> MORE MENACING <- ." \ \__/ \__/ (oo) (oo) //~~ \/) //~~\\ \ \\__/\/ \\__// "Indeed." jro_____________ |||| ________ //|| _________ |||| \\|| (_)(_) (_/(_) "Why doesn't this unfortunate, humorless, insensitve brain-case "Sooo..." just add our posts to his \ "blocked senders" list?" \ / \__/ \__/ (oo) (oo) //~~\\ (\/ ~~ \/) \\__// \/\__/\/ jro____________/||\________/||\______ |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) "Because he thinks the Boss is -> Talented <- !" \__/ \__/ (oo) (oo) //~~ \/) // \\ \ \\__/\/ \\__// "And he's 'not'". ____________ |||| ___________ ||\\____ |||| ||// jro (_)(_) (_)_) "!!Ark Ark Ark Ark Ark Ark Ark!! / \ _\/ \/_ (_@) (@_) (\//~~\\ //~~\\/) \/\__// \\__/\/ jro__________ //\\ ________ //\\ ________ \\// \\// (_/\_) (_/\_) * Politically Correct Syndrome
[JRO]: > > "I think the "obligatory" feldercarb > below was "drawn" in JAVE. And..." nope, edited in Emacs. I think I'll take the accusation as a compliment. (does "feldercarb" mean anything?) > "Ahh - THAT explains why > this person "diddles" to > make someone else's picture > look -> MORE MENACING <- ." you remember my diddle on your "DEATH TO THE ASSKEY TOOLS"?! I guess the JAVE comment was for comic effect, then. > "Because he thinks > the Boss is > -> Talented <- !" > \__/ \__/ > (oo) (oo) > //~~ \/) // \\ \ > \\__/\/ \\__// "And he's 'not'". > ____________ |||| ___________ ||\\____ > |||| ||// > jro (_)(_) (_)_) so true. very nice strip :-) > * Politically Correct Syndrome except it isn't politically correct to stand up for orthodocs Muslims these days. but never mind. obascii: _ !"! (Y) d b (just a small stick character) -- Kjetil T. ==. ,,==. ,,==. ,,==. ,,==. ,,== ::://:::://:::://:::://:::://:::: =='' `=='' `=='' `=='' `=='' `== http://folding.stanford.edu
Kjetil Torgrim Homme <kje...@haey.ifi.uio.no> writes:
|> it's very sad to see talent wasted on racism and bigotry.
Oh for heaven's sake get a life!
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--<-(Kjetil Torgrim Homme eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- >> * Politically Correct Syndrome > > except it isn't politically correct to stand up for orthodocs Muslims > these days. but never mind. I think you might be misstaking "insulting osama" for insulting "islam" to very different things. But I am drunk, so don't take me too seriously. ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
On Sun, 08 Sep 2002 09:35:47 GMT, Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: >--<-(Kjetil Torgrim Homme eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- >>> * Politically Correct Syndrome >> >> except it isn't politically correct to stand up for orthodocs Muslims >> these days. but never mind. are you f-ing kidding?! sucking up to the lunatic fringe is the exclusive province of the pc lefties
[Edwardo Spaghetti]: > [Kjetil Torgrim Homme]: > > except it isn't politically correct to stand up for orthodocs Muslims > > these days. but never mind. > > are you f-ing kidding?! > > sucking up to the lunatic fringe is the exclusive province of the > pc lefties (hmm, your news reader seems to have removed your ObAscii. you should check for updates for that bug.) the expression "politically correct" must have changed its meaning over there. it used to mean the mainstream opinion, the opinion which was most universally respected and accepted. by being politically correct, you would offend as few people as possible. it seems to me that "sucking up to the lunatic fringe" is very unpolitically correct in today's climate. obAscii: _ /' `\ k___y th j /`Y'\ .,--,. \___/ ... ,' __ ', _ ||| j /' `\ t f | t j f | | j t_| T j \ / t Y| | ', `--' ,' || U '~--~' LJ (oh well, I struggled with the glass, but couldn't get it right.) -- Kjetil T. ==. ,,==. ,,==. ,,==. ,,==. ,,== ::://:::://:::://:::://:::://:::: =='' `=='' `=='' `=='' `=='' `== http://folding.stanford.edu
_.--- Edwardo Spaghetti spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > On Sun, 08 Sep 2002 09:35:47 GMT, Faux_Pseudo ><Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: No I didn't. Your reply should have been to: Message-ID: <1rz...@fimm.ifi.uio.no> For it was Kjetil you where replying to and not me. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : --(-<= Now Playing =>-)-- http://asciipr0n.com/fp YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: ked_ladies/Barenaked_Ladies_-_Sell_Sell_Sell.mp3 SM Seeks SF w/ : Now: idal/suicidal_tendencies/03_I_Shot_the_Devil.mp3 ^IQ in SoCal : Fwd: dal/lights_camera_revolution/02_-_Lost_again.mp3
_.--- The Unknown Artist spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > You misunderstand the term 'politically correct.' _____ > It has NEVER meant 'mainstream opinion.' It has ((( `\ > ALWAYS been a radical-leftist form of 'NewSpeak.' _ _`\ ) I feel the urge to change that: 'Politically correct' is double ungood. Makes it uneasy to thought crime and has many double thinks in it. This message was brought to you by the Poeple against for the distruction of the Minystry Of Truth _________ /| | / | MOT | / | | / | | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |:F_P:| | _+-----+---+ +--------+ _-" | | _-" | | | | <@> <@> | | | | | | | | | | "-_ | _-+-_ | "-_ | ||||| | "-|____________|||||___________| > You misunderstand the term 'politically correct.' > It has NEVER meant 'mainstream opinion.' It has > ALWAYS been a radical-leftist form of 'NewSpeak.' > For instance: if you don't like faggots and > lezbos, then you are not 'politically correct.' > You will be negatively branded as a 'homophobe' > by the politically-correct crowd. Or insesative to alternative life styles. I happen to like fags and lezbos. As long as I don't have to date them. But they know how to party know how to party and have fun. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : --(-<= Now Playing =>-)-- http://asciipr0n.com/fp YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: uld_have_been/14-The_Day_The_World_Went_Away.mp3 Stale incense : Now: /nin/purest_feeling_ii/02-Suck_I.mp3 old sweat. : Fwd: /bowie/bowie_unknown/10-everyone_says_-hi-.mp3
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