Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 May 1998.
MAEPIPP
alt.ascii-art
· 7 messages · 30 May 1998 - 2 Jun 1998
Concerned mothers in the Land of the 'steins have established the MAEPIP
special interest group, which stands for Mothers Against Exposed Penises In
Public Places. MAEPIPP suggest to cover offending items to preserve the
pristine morality so highly valued by the children of the Land of the 'steins.
Wrong: (___)
====== (o o)
\ /
O \
// \
// \ \
^^ \ .\
offending item ==> /@// \
// *
-----^^---
Right: (___)
====== (o o)
\ /
O \
// \
// \ \
^^ oo. .\
(- ) \
"// *
-----^^---
================================================================
[] []
[] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! []
[] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
[] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie []
[] ^^ ^^ []
================================================================
The DOOPF special interest group, which stands for "Daughters of
Over-Protective Fathers" objected to the motions of the MAEPIPP and FAETIPP
special interest groups (Mothers Against Exposed Penises In Public Places and
Fathers Against Exposed Teats in Public Places, respectively.) Diabolustein,
chairwoman of DOOPF, voiced the view that penises and teats are both natural
beauties, a joy to behold, and do not pose a threat to moral values.
(___)
(o o)
\ /
O \
// \
// \ \
should be left uncovered ^^ \ .\
according to DOOPF =============> /@// \
// *
-----^^---
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[] []
[] /( Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! []
[] (\ ( "> http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
[] `(> )> Roosterstein, tenor of the backyard []
[] ^^ []
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>Concerned mothers in the Land of the 'steins have established the MAEPIP >special interest group, which stands for Mothers Against Exposed Penises In >Public Places. MAEPIPP suggest to cover offending items to preserve the >pristine morality so highly valued by the children of the Land of the 'steins. >Wrong: (___) >====== (o o) > \ / > O \ > // \ > // \ \ > ^^ \ .\ > offending item ==> /@// \ > // * > -----^^--- >Right: (___) >====== (o o) > \ / > O \ > // \ > // \ \ > ^^ oo. .\ > (- ) \ > "// * > -----^^--- >================================================================ >[] [] >[] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] >[] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] >[] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie [] >[] ^^ ^^ [] >================================================================ *laugh* Now it looks even more offensive! Not that the frogstein is offensive, just now it looks like the bull is mating with him! Public mating exposure?!?!? :)
> *laugh* Now it looks even more offensive! Not that the frogstein is > offensive, just now it looks like the bull is mating with him! Public > mating exposure?!?!? :) LMAO! Anyway, here is the revised recommendation of MAEPIPP and FAETIPP (Mothers Against Exposed Penises In Public Places and Fathers Against Exposed Teats In Public Places, respectively.) Joint Press Release: MAEPIPP and FAETIPP recognize that pristine moral standards do not always exist outside the Land of the 'steins. This may result in the erroneous misinterpretation of covering penises or teats with the images of other, innocent beings. We still recommend to cover those offensive items, but recommend using XXX as the covering means. > > (___) > > (o o) > > \ / > > O \ > > // \ > > // \ \ > > ^^ \ .\ > > Revised Recommendation ========> XXX/ \ > > of MAEPIPP and FAETIPP // * > > -----^^--- ================================================================== [] ,, [] [] ( "> Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ,(> )> http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] ( ^^ Devilstein, who likes bonfires in the backyard [] [] [] ==================================================================
On 1 Jun 1998 10:01:54 -0400, cy...@rci.rutgers.edu (Cyd) wrote: [snip] >*laugh* Now it looks even more offensive! Not that the frogstein is >offensive, just now it looks like the bull is mating with him! Public >mating exposure?!?!? :) .-'''''''''-. ( .O O. ) ( '.(_______).' ) "" '-...-' "" This is supposed to be a North American bullfrog. (or is it the latest Volkswagen?) -------------------------------------------- To reply by mail: change the digits to consu --------------------------------------------
Johan de Koning wrote: > > .-'''''''''-. > ( .O O. ) > ( '.(_______).' ) > "" '-...-' "" > > This is supposed to be a North American bullfrog. Oh, dear! The illicit offspring of Chairman Moo and Mrs. Frogstein! ================================================================== [] ,, [] [] ( "> Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ,(> )> http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] ( ^^ Devilstein, who likes bonfires in the backyard [] [] [] ==================================================================
Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote: > (___) > (o o) > \ / > O \ > // \ > // \ \ >should be left uncovered ^^ \ .\ >according to DOOPF =============> /@// \ > // * > -----^^--- To avoid any further controversy... (___) (o o) \ / O \ // \ // \ \ ^^ \ .\ Unisex Chairperson ==> \// \ // * -----^^--- \ ____ / |||||| |||||| |||||| |||||| |||||| |||||| __||||||||__ | .,....,. | | ...,.,.. | ------------ Bye,
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