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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Dec 2000.
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Fuzzball Plays Monopoly

Fuzzball Plays Monopoly

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 17 Dec 2000
Eurakarte <eur...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 17 Dec 2000 15:37 · raw headers · report
THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball/

This Issue: "Fuzzball Plays Monopoly"
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               We are                     /;;;\
              playing                     |O  |
            Monopoly!                     |v  |
               \                          \---/
                \       \|-/\     ' '       |
                 \_____ /  0/   =====      -+-
                        \/|-/   |   |      / \
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                                                 Rolling doubles thrice is
                                                 a Carbo-Nation offense!
                                          /;;;\        /
     I have rolled doubles                |O  |       /
     three times in a row!                |v  | _____/
     I go to jail!                        \---/
              \         /|/\\     ' '       |
               \_______ /  0/   =====      -+-
                        \/|-/   |   |      / \
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                                                 I block it, using my
                                          /;;;\  plastic army man's
                                          |O  |  bazooka!
     I exit with my                       |v  | ___/
  "Get out of Jail"                       \---/
              card!     \/-\\   ' '         |
                 \_____ /  0/   =====      -+-
                        \|/-/   |   |      / \
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                                                 But the Carbo-Nation
There is corruption in                           policeman are after you!
City Hall! Tammany Hall                   /;;;\  Make a saving throw!
owes me ten million dollars!              |O  |        /
I stuff the money in my FURR              |v  | ______/
and make a quick getaway!                 \---/
       \                \/-\$     ' '       |
        \______________ /$ 0/   =====      -+-
                        $///$ $ |   |      / \
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I have rolled a one!
That means I get away, but                /;;;\
the uranium bomb in the back              |O  |
of my car falls out!                      |v  |
            \                             \---/
             \          /-\$$   ''          |
              \________ /$ 0\   =====      -+-
                       $$/\$/$ $|   |      / \
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                              *  * *  *
                              *B O O M *
                             *  **-*  *   /;;;\
                              *  | | *    |O  |
                               */| |\     |v  |
                              ' \---/     \---/
                        \|-$$    | |  '     |
                        /$ 0/   =====      -+-
                       $$/|$/$ $|   |      / \
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                                                 My community chest card
                                                 says "Game is over. You
                                          /;;;\  win."/
                                          |O  |      /
                                          |v  | ____/
                                          \---/
                        \|\$$               |
                        \$ 0/   = .      ##-+-
                       $$||$/$ $|;:'=      / \
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                                          /;;;\
                                          |O O|
             He cheated.                  | v |
                 O                        \---/
                   o .  \|-$$               |
                        $0 0/   = .        -+-
                      $$\/$$/$ $|;:'|      / \
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The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at:
http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.cjb.net

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