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Old Xmas Stuff
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 24 Dec 2002
KIDTOONS_______________________________by JRO
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| _|_|______| |_/\ ___|_|_____|| | |
| _/_/_________/*\\__/_/_______| | |
| ///\*\ | | |
| ___________/*//*\\\ _________| | |
| /*/*/\*\*\ | | |
| ))) .//*//*\\*\\\ %%%% | |
| ( oo ___/*/*/*/(\/)\*\___ oo%%% | |
| \-/ ///*/// (/\)/|\\ \O%%% | |
| // \ _(\/)_|"""_(\/)__ ///\ | |
|_\\_|__/ (/\)/| / (/\) /|/(/__\ _jro_| |
| ||| |""""| |_|""""""| | ||| \ |
| (_)_) |____|/ |______|/ (_(_) \ |
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|___________________________________________|
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| "The big one is MINE!" |
|___________________________________________|
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`./ MERRY \.'
( CHRISTMAS )
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Merry Christmas!
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tHe MaRtIaNs___________________________________by JRO
| / / / /\ |
|( \ \ \ ) . * |
|| \_ -\\ / | |
|( \ \ \.) |
| \ / \ / * * * |
| \ /__.-\ / |
| '-..___..-' * ' * |
| "Just a few more orbits, Quarblitx. |
| * . Their military early-warning systems |
| are reporting us as Santa Claus, |
| ' . again this year!!" |
| .-'~~~~'-. / |
| . .-~\__/ \__/`~-. . |
| .-~ (__) (__) ~-. . |
| (_____//()\\//()\\______) |
| _.-~` `~-._ |
| /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ * |
| \___________________________________/. |
| `. \x x x x x x x/ `. |
| `. \x_x_x_x_x_x/. ' . . |
| `. `. . |
| . `. . `. * |
|jro ' . * . |
|____________________________________________________|
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
((())
(((()))
"Awright! It's ( o o )
time for chris'mas _\ - /_
dinner!" / \\_// \
\ / (_ _) \
\ ))) \ /~~~~~\ /
( oo ___/_______\________
_______\o/______|\\ \____jro
// \\ ||\\ ____ \
\\_// || \\ |____| \
//\\ || \\ /|____|\ \
(_)(_) || \\ \______/ \
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
happyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidayshappyholidays
_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
"Not so fast, young man!
You march back and
wash those hands, ((())
first!" \ (((()))
() o o )
\_ _\o /_
( \ / \\_// \
\ \ (_ _) \
))) \ //~~~~~\ /
( oo ___/_______\________
_______\-/______|\\ \____jro
// \ ||\\ ____ \
\\_| || \\ |____| \
//\\ || \\ /|____|\ \
(_)(_) || \\ \______/ \
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
merrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmasmerrychristmas
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | ()|
| | | "Yea, yea, Gran'ma!
| | | I don't unnerstand
| | / none of it!"
|_|___ ((( __|
| ()))) \ |
| \_/ \ |
| // \\ \ |
| \\_// \ |
| //\\ \ |
| (_)(_) \|_______jro
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
happynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyearhappynewyear
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| |
| | "Jesus, germs, an Santa
| | Claus... I've never seen
| | / any of 'em."
| | (((
| | (((()/)
| | \_/// | |
| | // / | |
| | \\_/ | |
| | ||| | |
|_|_(_(_)___|___|
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\ jro
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
SANTA'S HELPERS________________________________________
|________________________________________________by JRO|
| |
| .---. .----. |
| / .-() / .-.() |
| __ /::::/\ ::::/\ |
|.' `. )o/o _/ / o _/ |
|| | \|/_ / |/ / ..-----.. |
||____| _/\__/\_ \O/\ [_________] |
|_ || _ / \/ \/ \ ______ / \/\ ___ | | | | | ________|
| ||__/ / \ \ | \ \ .-| NYPD| | |
| (_||_/ | |/ / | |\ \ /.-| HORSE | |
| || |____|\/ |__| \/\/ |PATROL | |
| || | | |/ / /| \/ | |_|_| | |
| || |_|__| |__|_| | / _ \ | |
| || _)_) | _) | | || (_) || |
| || (__(___| (____|_| \___/ |
|______________________________________________________|
| That fucking Santa - I TOLD you he'd fire us and send|
| us South, if he caught us smokin' dope in the back |
| store room. Then you come up with this "Great Job" |
| to "tide us over"... It's GREAT, alright! You oughta |
| make a gawddamn career out of it, Parsnip - it |
| stinks as much as you do! |
|_________________________________________Oglesbee/2000|
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| .-. .-. |/ /"\ \| | / / \ \.' _ `.
/ / / / | |\ \_/ || | \ \__/ || (_)_/
/__/ /_/ |_| `--\_\/_/ `--. |\ \__
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`.______/ by JRO
__________________________________________________________
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/ "Just a final check, \
\ and I'll be off..." /
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/ "Combat boots - check. Web \
_____________________ | gear - check. Elbow and knee |
| ___________________ | \ pads - check. Mace - check..." /
||_____ || | _______________________________/
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| | /' /\__/ )\_/ __\ \ \ / `. `. `-' `. `'-.| |
| | \ `\\|/ \_\ \ \ | : .' `. | |
| | |\ | _) O.)_ >. . .\___\| . ___: `-.`-.- | |
| | /__\_/|\___/_/_________/ \_____.'.. ` . | |
| |/_______________________\\\(_____: '._ ` . .'| |
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/ "... Flack vest - check. \
_____________________ | Helmet - check. Riot baton |
| ___________________ | \ - check. Combat fatigues..."/
||_____ || | ___________________________/
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| | |/ \_ / \_.----.._________ ______ | | |
| | /' /\__/ )\_/ __\ \ \ / `. `. `-' `. `'-.| |
| | \ `\\o/ \_\ \ \ | : .' `. | |
| | / \ | _) | )_ >. . .\___\| . ___: `-.`-.- | |
| |/___\_/o\___/_/_________/ \_____.'.. ` . | |
| |________________________\\\(_____: '._ ` . .'| |
| | .-'._ ' .'| |
| | :'._ .' .-' | |
|__|_______________________________`-. '._ .' .' .'____|__|
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/ \
_____________ / "...check. Groin protector - \
____________ |\ check. Shin guards - check... /
|| \__ __________________________/
|| / /
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(______/
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|| [.] ___________________________
|| / My god, she's completely \
|| | flipped her lid." /
|| _____ \ ________________________/
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|\__|| //\__(\_\ / /
|| ||| |\ ~~ ~~| |_/
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_____________ / "...Lipstick, credit cards and \
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/ \
/ "That ought to about do it. I think \
| I've got everything I need to handle |
\ the Christmas Sale rush." /
\_________ _______________________/
\ /
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/_| \\_// |_\ _.-~jro
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thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
KIDTOONS_________________________________by JRO
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| /_____________////________/| |
|__________ |__ ))) oo ) __| ______|
|jro / / oo ) \-/ / /| |
| /_/ \-/ // \\ /_/ | |
| | |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | | |
| | |__""/\\""""////""____| | | |
| |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/ |
| __________ (_)(_) |
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| "MOM! I want this for |
| Christmas!" |
| / |
| ________ /________________ |
| /_____________////________/| |
|__________ |__ ))) oo ) __| ______|
|jro / / oo ) \-/ / /| |
| /_/ \o/ // \\ /_/ | |
| | |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | | |
| | |__""/\\""""////""____| | | |
| |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/ |
| __________ (_)(_) |
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| | [__] | | |
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|__________ |__ ))) oo ) __| ______|
|jro / / oo ) \-/ / /| |
| /_/ \-/ // \\ /_/ | |
| | |__ // \\ //|_|\\____| | | |
| | |__""/\\""""////""____| | | |
| |_|__(_)(_)__////_______|_|/ |
| __________ (_)(_) |
| / /| |
| /_________/ | |
| | __ | | |
| | [__] | | |
| | _ .. | | |
| |_________|/ |
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|______________________________________________|
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| "MOM! They're showin' |
| what else I NEED for |
| Christmas!" |
| / |
| /// / |
| (\\\) ((( |
| _____\_/_____())))________ |
| | | |
| | |jro |
| |
| ______________________________|___
|_____| |
| |
| "MOM!!! I GOTTA HAVE THIS |
| OTHER COOL THING THEY'RE |
| ABBERTISIN' ON TV!!!" |
| . |
| \' ./ |
| ' . ((( . |
| ( oo ' |
| ' / \O/ \ ' |
_____|___________________________ |
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| |______|
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| "MOM!!! I REALLY GOTTA |
| HAFF ONE OF THESE THINGS!!!" |
| |
| ' '. . . |
| \ \' ./ |
| ' . ))) ' |
| ' oo ) ' |
| ' / \O/ .\ ' |____________
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| /_________________________/| |
|__________ |__ ))) __| ______|
|jro / / oo ) / /| |
| /_/ \-/ /_/ | |
| | |__ // \\ ____________| | | |
| | |__""/\\""____________| | | |
| |_|__(_)(_)_____________|_|/ |
| __________ |
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| | __ | | |
| | [__] | | |
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| |_________|/ |
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|______________________________________________|_______
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|__________________________________|
| * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *|
|_____ ______________ |
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| | |______||______| |
| | | || | |
| () "Did he fall | |
| | asleep, Tommy?" _____| |
| | \ __________/ |
| | \ __((())__ |
|_____|___________|_))o o((_|______|
| //// | ((\o/)) | |
| oo ) | /\~*~/\ | |
| \-/ |//(_ _)\\| |
| /\\ /// \ / \\\ |
| |// /_\)_/ \_(/_\ |
| (/\ | |_/_____\_| | |
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| * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *|
|_____ ______________ |
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| | _| |
| |"No way, Mom. I just | |
| ()| coudn't take anymore, |
| | so I told him you'd |
| | gone to the store." |
| | / __((())__ |
|_____|_ / _______|_))o o((_|______|
| \\\\ | ((\-/)) | |
| ( oo | /\~*~/\ | |
| \o/ |//(_ _)\\| |
| //\ /// \ / \\\ |
| \\| /_\)_/ \_(/_\ |
| ||| | |_/_____\_| | |
| ||| | | \ \\ \ | | |
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| |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro |
| \_)\_) |
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|__________________________________|_____________
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| * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *|
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| | |______||______| |
| | || | |
| ()| "God bless | |
| | my firstborn." __| |
| | \ ____/ |
| | __((())__ |
|_____|___________|_))- -((_|______|
| | ((\o/)) | |
| | /\~*~/\ | |
| |//(_ _)\\| |
| /// \ / \\\ |
| /_\)_/ \_(/_\ |
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| |_|_/_//_/__|_|jro |
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/\ \ \\ "Bein' a normal-kinda guy, there
/_/\_.___\ aren't any surprises in what
/\~()/()~//\ I want for christmas. I just
\_ (_ _/ NEED one thing...."
\ //\\ / __
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".`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'.-"
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
... A *NEW* M-113 armored personell carrier, of course.
__..\/
/\ \ \\ "Nothing ever works out for ME,
/_/\_.___\ though. Every year, I end up with
/\\~()\()~/\ the same old thing. The gift wrap
\_ _) _/ is usually even the same!"
\ //\\/
/))) __/\ __ /\__ (((\
/ |/) / \ \ / / \ (\| \
\___/ / \/\/\/ \ \___/
\ \/ \../ \/ /
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\|.-' \\ "See what I mean?"
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/ | \../ | \/ / jro
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