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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 9 Feb 2002.
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Nerd Boy, episodes 178-182

Nerd Boy, episodes 178-182

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 9 Feb 2002 - 10 Feb 2002
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 9 Feb 2002 13:09 · permalink · report
 What the heck                 Well... You remember that
is -that- thing?!    ___      USB LEGO invention of mine?
         `,,,       |_\_\      ,
          'oo       |_|_|    OO
          .||-      (o)))    ||
           ||       |_L_L    dd


      Yeah.          ___       I built this using my
         `,,,       |_\_\      ,  USB LEGO bricks.
          'oo       |_|_|    OO
          .||.      (o)))   -||.
           ||       |_L_L    dd



OK... What does                Well.. I haven't tried it, but I think
 it do, then?        ___       it'll walk around and.. um.. eat stuff.
         `,,,       |_\_\      ,
          '..       |_|_|    OO
          .||.      (o)))   .||.
           ||       |_L_L    dd



                     ___        Oh, come on! It's not
          __        |_\_\      ,  even turned on yet!
     -- -(_ )       |_|_|    OO
   *WOOSH*  _)      (o)))   -||-
    - --  `-'  jg   |_L_L    dd

---
It's a reference to the LEGO game JunkBot.
http://www.lego.com/build/junkbot/junkbot.asp
---

Have you guys checked out the          Yeah, Fan Boy did
City of Heroes website today?            this morning.
                 `             ,,,      ,              ,--.
                 ~..      ,--- '.. -- OO .             | \ \ *bleep*
                  >>      |`-._((o. _((o. `-.          +-+-+   *bloop*
          _______ |\ ____ |__|_ || \__bb \_||_________,| | | _____


                   Wait.. I thought    QUICK! TO THE
                     -you- did...       COMPUTER!
                             `,,,       ,              ,--.
                   ~..    ,-- '.. -- OO -.             | \ \
                   .>>.   |`-._||o. _||o. `-.          +-+-+
                    ||    |__|_ \\ \__bb \_||_________,| | |



                                       __  *bonk!*
                                    .-'  `.
                                   (     ,o,  o  *GAK!*,--.
                   ~..    ,-------- \ -- '##  '._OO    | \ \
                   .>>.   |`-._______`. -//-   .' \\b  +-+-+
                    ||    |__|_________ / \ | '._ b __,| | |


             Psyche.
              ,                     ,,,                ,--.
            ..~           ,-------- '## -.       @@    | \ \
            <<            |`-._______ \\ _`-.   .==.   +-+-+
jg          /|            |__|_________\\ _|| o' db `-'| | |

---
An attempt at "pratfall" comedy. :)
---

         Nerd Boy, you just
         -have- to see this!              What?
                           `,,,           ,
                            '..         OO
                            -||.       .||.
                             |\         dd


                         Sarbakan.       What's a "sarbakan"?
                               `,,,       ,
                                '..     OO
                                .||.   .||.
                                 ||     dd


       No, the correct question
      is "-who's- a sarbakan"...          Is it some kind of bird?
      uhh- no, "what sarbakan"..          A machine or something?
                               `,,,       ,
                                '..     OO
                                .||.   .||.
                                 ||     dd



              Oh, forget it.               Fine.
                         `,,,              ,
                          --'            OO
                          ||            ((
  jg                      /|            b b

---
www.sarbakan.com
---

  Hey, robot. I've been           *As usual.*
   doing some thinking.           ,  *meep*
                      `OO       ==~
                      ((       .[[.
             ________ b b _____ || _______


        Have you ever read          *meep*
        any on-line comics?          ,
                          `OO      ==~
                          .||.    .[[.
                      ____ bb ____ || ____



   Ever notice how a lot of         *meep*
  them are influenced by the         ,
     Japanese culture?    `OO      ==~
                          .||.    .[[.
                      ____ bb ____ || ____



Well I think it's silly. Most
 comic authors haven't done           *Hai, hai..
any research on the Japanese         Sou desu ne.*
culture; they just throw in           ,  *meep*
 some Japanese phrases    `OO      ==~
     to seem cool!        .||.    .[[.
                     jg___ bb ____ || ____

---
A bit of self-irony never hurt anyone.
---

  Why the heck are
 you listening to                   *It's a great big white
Marilyn Manson? `,,,              _ world and we are drained
                 '..          O  |_)   of our colors...*
                  ||       |_(._[__]
                  |\       | |b|   |


                       I like the    *We used to love
                   ,,,   music.   _ ourselves, we used to
                   '..       `O  |_)  love one another.*
                   .||.    |_(._[__]
                    ||     | |b|   |


But.. You're a nerd!            You should talk, Mr. I'm-
You can't like this!          the-Biggest-Fan-of-Everything.
 Listen to Jarre  `,,,        ,   _    Silly Fan Boy...
  or something!    '..      OO   |_)
                   .||.    |_\\_[__]
                    ||     | |b|   |



        I have a name,       Sure you do
           you know.         -Fan Boy-.
                  `,,,         ,  _
                   '..        O  |_)
                   .||.    |_(._[__]
jg                  ||     | |b|   |

---
Do unto others what others have done to you... right?

-jg

OMG! I laughed so much at that one, probably the best one yet.... maybe my
humour is a little strange! thank you.

res.

Joaquim G�ndara <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
news:a4371v$1asjd3$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
> What the heck                 Well... You remember that
> is -that- thing?!    ___      USB LEGO invention of mine?
>          `,,,       |_\_\      ,
>           'oo       |_|_|    OO
>           .||-      (o)))    ||
>            ||       |_L_L    dd
>
>
>       Yeah.          ___       I built this using my
>          `,,,       |_\_\      ,  USB LEGO bricks.
>           'oo       |_|_|    OO
>           .||.      (o)))   -||.
>            ||       |_L_L    dd
>
>
>
> OK... What does                Well.. I haven't tried it, but I think
>  it do, then?        ___       it'll walk around and.. um.. eat stuff.
>          `,,,       |_\_\      ,
>           '..       |_|_|    OO
>           .||.      (o)))   .||.
>            ||       |_L_L    dd
>
>
>
>                      ___        Oh, come on! It's not
>           __        |_\_\      ,  even turned on yet!
>      -- -(_ )       |_|_|    OO
>    *WOOSH*  _)      (o)))   -||-
>     - --  `-'  jg   |_L_L    dd
>
> ---

"-�e��N@n�e-" <z_r...@hotmail.com> skrev i meddelandet
news:3c6...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com
> OMG! I laughed so much at that one, probably the best one yet.... maybe my
> humour is a little strange! thank you.

Well, I'm glad it's still funny... :)

-jg

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