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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 Oct 1996.
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$MONEY IS WAITING ON THE INTERNET$

$MONEY IS WAITING ON THE INTERNET$

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 26 Oct 1996
bea...@computer.net ASCII art 26 Oct 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report

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TAKE ONLY 2 MIN. TO READ THIS AND YOU'LL TURN $5 INTO $50,000 IN ONLY
1
MONTH!!
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--->> NO
CATCHES<<-----------------------------------------------------
1) 100% legal and legitimate.

2) Nobody gets scammed.

3) Everybody wins.


--->> THE SIMPLE 5 MIN. PROCESS<<----------------------------------
1) Write your name & address on five (5) pieces of paper.

2) Below that, write the phrase, "please add me to your mailing list".

3) Fold a $1.00 bill inside each piece of paper & mail them to the
following
   5 addresses:

      1. Marco Monet
         409 N.E. 107 St.
         Miami Florida, USA 333161

      2. David Watkins
         1376 Holland Hill
         Southlake, Tx. 76902

      3. David Phillips
         321 Felder Ave.
         Montgomery, Al. 36104

      4. Beau Geertgens
	 36 Soundview St.
	 Port Chester, NY 10573

      5. K. Keoki Pelfrey
         PO Box 384971
         Waikoloa, HI.  96738-4971

4) Remove top name from list & move other names up one, placing your
name
   & address @ #5 of the list.

5) Post article on at least 200 newsgroups.  (Remember there are
1000's
out
   there.  Try posting to as many as you can.)
   more groups == more $$

6) Returns should come in 7-10 days and all you have to do is keep the
$
for
   yourself and put the persons name on a list w/ the rest of the
respondies
   addresses (makes it legal).

--->> HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS<<----------------------------------------

   $55,555.00 in one mo.

1) your 200 newsgroup postings == avgerage 5 responses == $5 CASH with
your name
   @ #5

2) each person who sent you $1.00 makes 200 MORE postings == avg. 50
responses =
   $50 CASH with your name now  @ #4

3) these 50 people make 200 MORE postings == 10,000 postings with your
name @ #3
   == avg. 500 responses == $500 CASH


4) they then make 200 MORE postings == 100,000 postings with your name
@
#2 ==
   5000 returns @ $1.00 each == $5,000 CASH

5) finally 5,000 people make 200 postings == $50,000 CASH with your
name
@ #1


NOTE: All this happens with people only making 200 postings each
time...imagine
      what it's like when people do more than that, like me ;)

--->> AFTER 1 MONTH<<------------------------------------------------
1) No longer on the list.
2) Take newest publication & start cycle all over again.


ALL IT TAKES IS $5, 5 ENVELOPES, & 5 STAMPS!!!

REMEMBER HONESTLY IS THE BEST POLICY
YOUR DON'T NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA IS TO MAKE THE $
GOOD LUCK TO ALL AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL WIN

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