Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 29 Sep 2000.
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ASCII Art Fart for Fri, Sep 29, '00
alt.ascii-art
· 44 messages · 29 Sep 2000 - 10 Oct 2000
><8r2e8f$3sc8g$1...@rn.area.com> >SHITTING A P JUST FOR YOU > _, ____ > \_ ` , `P > |/--\ / > jgs "` "` > oh my, what am I becoming? I laughed outright at this one. -joan -- _ )\ .'`""`'. / /L /L \ joan stark ; /L ; spu...@juno.com | \_.__._/ | http://www.ascii-art.com jgs \ `----' / `'----'`
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hmm.. the original message didn't get here. oh well.
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MaraZ <maraz*nospam*@saunalahti.fi> wrote: > ___ > /../\___ __ > (�_ `' , `'__| > |/--\ /' > jgs "` "` > > hmm.. the original message didn't get here. oh well. > diddle. i never seem to get the ASCII Art Fart thingies... only the replies to it... i guess it gets deleted by my newsserver for it's "potentially offensive content" :] maybe changing the subject line helps? trying a diddle to make it true ascii [i hope, i'm not sure about the ` and i lost lizards table :/ ] ... > ._. > /../\___ _. > (^_ `' , `'__\ > |/--\ /' > jgs "` "` ++ christoph ++ ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
> ___ > /../\___ __ > (�_ `' , `'__| > |/--\ /' > jgs "` "` > >hmm.. the original message didn't get here. oh well. >diddle. well, now it did :)) original message arrived AFTER the reply.. strange ;) -- ___________________________________________________ !! _.' MaraZ - Samu-Martti Roitto - mar...@saunalahti.fi �'. *.-�. -:_ http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/159/basefunk.html | |-| '. "Mun ongelma on paksupohjaset pitsat" -Petri Nyg�rd.' mrz '--------------------------------------------------'
On Fri, 29 Sep 2000 22:16:47 +0200, christoph manz spoke in tongues: > >i never seem to get the ASCII Art Fart thingies... only the replies to >it... i guess it gets deleted by my newsserver for it's "potentially >offensive content" :] No, but they could be rejected because of his cross-posting choices. > >> YIP! ._. >> \ /../\___ _. >> (^_ `' , `'__\ >> |/--\ / >> jgs "` "` \ > *Poot!* -- bkr CF++++;TK++;TPI++;A++;
christoph manz wrote: > > trying a diddle to make it true ascii [i hope, i'm not sure about the ` > and i lost lizards table :/ ] ... ================================================================= | | | 32 SP | 33 ! | 34 " | 35 # | 36 $ | 37 % | 38 & | 39 ' | | 40 ( | 41 ) | 42 * | 43 + | 44 , | 45 - | 46 . | 47 / | | 48 0 | 49 1 | 50 2 | 51 3 | 52 4 | 53 5 | 54 6 | 55 7 | | 56 8 | 57 9 | 58 : | 59 ; | 60 < | 61 = | 62 > | 63 ? | | 64 @ | 65 A | 66 B | 67 C | 68 D | 69 E | 70 F | 71 G | | 72 H | 73 I | 74 J | 75 K | 76 L | 77 M | 78 N | 79 O | | 80 P | 81 Q | 82 R | 83 S | 84 T | 85 U | 86 V | 87 W | | 88 X | 89 Y | 90 Z | 91 [ | 92 \ | 93 ] | 94 ^ | 95 _ | | 96 ` | 97 a | 98 b | 99 c |100 d |101 e |102 f |103 g | |104 h |105 i |106 j |107 k |108 l |109 m |110 n |111 o | |112 p |113 q |114 r |115 s |116 t |117 u |118 v |119 w | |120 x |121 y |122 z |123 { |124 | |125 } |126 ~ | | | | | No, no, no, MUST'NT use ones that are not on the chart! | | | ================================================================= http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/ASCII-purity/ -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote: > christoph manz wrote: > > > > trying a diddle to make it true ascii [i hope, i'm not sure about the ` > > and i lost lizards table :/ ] ... > > ================================================================= > | | > | 32 SP | 33 ! | 34 " | 35 # | 36 $ | 37 % | 38 & | 39 ' | > | 40 ( | 41 ) | 42 * | 43 + | 44 , | 45 - | 46 . | 47 / | > | 48 0 | 49 1 | 50 2 | 51 3 | 52 4 | 53 5 | 54 6 | 55 7 | > | 56 8 | 57 9 | 58 : | 59 ; | 60 < | 61 = | 62 > | 63 ? | > | 64 @ | 65 A | 66 B | 67 C | 68 D | 69 E | 70 F | 71 G | > | 72 H | 73 I | 74 J | 75 K | 76 L | 77 M | 78 N | 79 O | > | 80 P | 81 Q | 82 R | 83 S | 84 T | 85 U | 86 V | 87 W | > | 88 X | 89 Y | 90 Z | 91 [ | 92 \ | 93 ] | 94 ^ | 95 _ | > | 96 ` | 97 a | 98 b | 99 c |100 d |101 e |102 f |103 g | > |104 h |105 i |106 j |107 k |108 l |109 m |110 n |111 o | > |112 p |113 q |114 r |115 s |116 t |117 u |118 v |119 w | > |120 x |121 y |122 z |123 { |124 | |125 } |126 ~ | | thanks, so ` is ascii [#96] then... now i've only got to find it on my keyboard [copy-paste is a bit cumbersome in the long run .. ;] > | No, no, no, MUST'NT use ones that are not on the chart! | > | | > ================================================================= "i'll try, i'll try" -- oopps... ++ christoph ++ ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
christoph manz wrote: > > Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > > christoph manz wrote: > > > > > > trying a diddle to make it true ascii [i hope, i'm not sure about the ` > > > and i lost lizards table :/ ] ... Here it is: (you can always find it at http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/ascii-art/charactmap.html , that is as long as I don't move the website....) characters for ASCII-art Use a fixed-width font for ASCII-art (these characters will look the same from computer to computer)   SP 3 3 F F Y Y l l ! ! 4 4 G G Z Z m m " " 5 5 H H [ [ n n # # 6 6 I I \ \ o o $ $ 7 7 J J ] ] p p % % 8 8 K K ^ ^ q q & & 9 9 L L _ _ r r ' ' : : M M ` ` s s ( ( ; ; N N a a t t ) ) < < O O b b u u * * = = P P c c v v + + > > Q Q d d w w , , ? ? R R e e x x - - @ @ S S f f y y . . A A T T g g z z / / B B U U h h { { 0 0 C C V V i i | | 1 1 D D W W j j } } 2 2 E E X X k k ~ ~ #032 is the space bar. Some people feel that named character entities are safer to use than numbered. " " " quotation mark & & & ampersand < < < less than > > > greater than ====================================== } ASCII Character Chart { ====================================== }| |{ }| This chart should be symmetrical.|{ }| If it isn't, change your font |{ }| til the e's and the m's line up. |{ }| |{ }| eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |{ }| mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |{ }| |{ }| SP ! " # $ % & ' |{ }| ( ) * + , - . / |{ }| 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 |{ }| 8 9 : ; < = > ? |{ }| @ A B C D E F G |{ }| H I J K L M N O |{ }| P Q R S T U V W |{ }| X Y Z [ \ ] ^ _ |{ }| ` a b c d e f g |{ }| h i j k l m n o |{ }| p q r s t u v w |{ }| x y z { | } ~ |{ }| |{ }| SP stands for Space bar |{ }| |{ }| Please use only the characters |{ }| that are on this chart if you |{ }| are going to post your creations |{ }| in the newsgroup alt.ascii-art! |{ }| |{ ====================================== Naturally, you are all children of the universe and will want to use characters that are not on that chart; you should feel free to type out keyboard art using many different fonts and characters. Exchange your creations with your e-friends via e-mail or put them on your webpage but PLEASE do not post any nonstandard keyboard art in the newsgroup alt.ascii-art because not only will you cause and/or receive a lot of grief, the nonstandard characters you have chosen will not look the same to other people as they do to you. NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- llizard aka ejm cq547@+orfree.ne+ http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/ascii-art/
On Sat, 30 Sep 2000 15:32:19 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked the following text: >> > trying a diddle to make it true ascii [i hope, i'm not sure about the ` >> > and i lost lizards table :/ ] ... >> ================================================================= >> | | >> | 32 SP | 33 ! | 34 " | 35 # | 36 $ | 37 % | 38 & | 39 ' | >> | 40 ( | 41 ) | 42 * | 43 + | 44 , | 45 - | 46 . | 47 / | >> | 48 0 | 49 1 | 50 2 | 51 3 | 52 4 | 53 5 | 54 6 | 55 7 | >> | 56 8 | 57 9 | 58 : | 59 ; | 60 < | 61 = | 62 > | 63 ? | >> | 64 @ | 65 A | 66 B | 67 C | 68 D | 69 E | 70 F | 71 G | >> | 72 H | 73 I | 74 J | 75 K | 76 L | 77 M | 78 N | 79 O | >> | 80 P | 81 Q | 82 R | 83 S | 84 T | 85 U | 86 V | 87 W | >> | 88 X | 89 Y | 90 Z | 91 [ | 92 \ | 93 ] | 94 ^ | 95 _ | >> | 96 ` | 97 a | 98 b | 99 c |100 d |101 e |102 f |103 g | >> |104 h |105 i |106 j |107 k |108 l |109 m |110 n |111 o | >> |112 p |113 q |114 r |115 s |116 t |117 u |118 v |119 w | >> |120 x |121 y |122 z |123 { |124 | |125 } |126 ~ | | >thanks, so ` is ascii [#96] then... now i've only got to find it on my >keyboard [copy-paste is a bit cumbersome in the long run .. ;] Try Alt+96. -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je SETI@home en ben je lid van HetNet? Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion.
Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.chello.nl> wrote: > On Sat, 30 Sep 2000 15:32:19 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked > the following text: > > >> > trying a diddle to make it true ascii [i hope, i'm not sure about the ` > >> > and i lost lizards table :/ ] ... > >> | 96 ` | 97 a | 98 b | 99 c |100 d |101 e |102 f |103 g | > >thanks, so ` is ascii [#96] then... now i've only got to find it on my > >keyboard [copy-paste is a bit cumbersome in the long run .. ;] > > Try Alt+96. well, i don't really think that this would be less cumbersome than copy-paste, would it? ;] besides, i'm sitting at a mac where these sort of finger exercises don't work... i've found the key though, luckily there's that visual keybord program that shows you the keyboard layout... ++ christoph ++ obascii: busty girl [with missing arms admittedly] _ {') ((;~ ;) / | ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
On Mon, 02 Oct 2000 00:59:49 +1300, Matthew Thomas spoke in tongues: >bkrrrrr wrote: >> >> On Fri, 29 Sep 2000 22:16:47 +0200, christoph manz spoke in tongues: >> > >> > i never seem to get the ASCII Art Fart thingies... only the replies >> > to it... i guess it gets deleted by my newsserver for it's >> > "potentially offensive content" :] >> >> No, but they could be rejected because >> of his cross-posting choices. >>... > >I don't think so. Posting to three groups is hardly a rejectable offence. It is not the crossposting, so much as his choice of groups. Some systems reject anything crossposted to a binaries group or some known "frivolous" groups in order to kill endless flames and "meow"-class cascades. -- bkr CF++++;TK++;TPI++;A++;
bkrrrrr wrote: > > On Fri, 29 Sep 2000 22:16:47 +0200, christoph manz spoke in tongues: > > > > i never seem to get the ASCII Art Fart thingies... only the replies > > to it... i guess it gets deleted by my newsserver for it's > > "potentially offensive content" :] > > No, but they could be rejected because > of his cross-posting choices. >... I don't think so. Posting to three groups is hardly a rejectable offence. The actual reason is that Tran cancels each of his messages reasonably soon after he posts it (probably at the same time he posts the next one, i.e. a day later). So if messages pile up anywhere between news.alcyone.com and your newsreader (e.g. if your server takes a daily feed from the next one upstream, or if you read Usenet less than once a day), the cancellation message will catch up with the original and you won't get to see it. -- Matthew `mpt' Thomas, Mozilla user interface QA <http://mozilla.org/>
On Sun, 1 Oct 2000 13:47:23 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked the following text: >> >> | 96 ` | 97 a | 98 b | 99 c |100 d |101 e |102 f |103 g | >> >thanks, so ` is ascii [#96] then... now i've only got to find it on my >> >keyboard [copy-paste is a bit cumbersome in the long run .. ;] >> Try Alt+96. >well, i don't really think that this would be less cumbersome than >copy-paste, would it? ;] It would be less cumbersome if you just learn to type it quickly. >besides, i'm sitting at a mac where these sort of finger exercises don't >work... How about Apple+96? (Apple+9, Apple+6). >i've found the key though, luckily there's that visual keybord >program that shows you the keyboard layout... Lemme guess, it's the top-left key? -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je SETI@home en ben je lid van HetNet? Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. Choose variable names that will not be confused.
bkrrrrr wrote: > It is not the crossposting, so much as his choice of groups. > Some systems reject anything crossposted to a binaries group > or some known "frivolous" groups in order to kill endless flames > and "meow"-class cascades. Meow? -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
christoph manz <zem...@usa.net> schreef in berichtnieuws <snip> > ++ christoph ++ > > obascii: > busty girl [with missing arms admittedly] > > _ > {') > ((;~ > ;) > / | > > __ ,_ <{') CC;\ ;) ` / | There, I got her arms and rubber b**bs, I've even thrown in a hand or two, free of charge, of course ;). Arjen ______________________________ > ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++ >
Arjen Pilon <aep...@studenten.net> wrote: > christoph manz <zem...@usa.net> schreef in berichtnieuws <snip> > > ++ christoph ++ > > > > obascii: > > busty girl [with missing arms admittedly] > > > > _ > > {') > > ((;~ > > ;) > > / | > > > > __ > > > ,_ > <{') > CC;\ > ;) ` > / | > > There, I got her arms and rubber b**bs, I've even thrown in a hand or two, > free of charge, of course ;). > > Arjen ,_ <{')~ (;\ ;) ` / | thanks, the arms and hands are great, the b**bs were a bit too much [at least for my taste ;] .... added a pony and gave her a bit more room that she doesn't have to look at the wall all the time... as a side note, she could also read as a lot of very odd smiles ;] ++ christoph ++ ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.chello.nl> wrote: > On Sun, 1 Oct 2000 13:47:23 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked > the following text: > > >> >> | 96 ` ^^^^^ > > How about Apple+96? (Apple+9, Apple+6). nope doesn't work... and neither does ctrl+96 or any combination of shift-alt-apple-ctrl+96 :/ but thanks for the suggestion anyway... > >i've found the key though, luckily there's that visual keybord > >program that shows you the keyboard layout... > > Lemme guess, it's the top-left key? close, it's somewhere top-right [i think] - i never could handle left and right very well though... swiss-german keyboard rules ;] ++ christoph ++ ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
On Wed, 4 Oct 2000 01:58:18 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked the following text: >> >i've found the key though, luckily there's that visual keybord >> >program that shows you the keyboard layout... >> Lemme guess, it's the top-left key? >close, it's somewhere top-right [i think] - i never could handle left >and right very well though... Left is where your thumb is on right-hand side:-)) >swiss-german keyboard rules ;] Never seen one, is it QWERTZ? -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je SETI@home en ben je lid van HetNet? Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. Alien intelligence? Let's find some on Earth first.
On Wed, 04 Oct 2000 01:09:02 GMT, Darcy Boese <pos...@newsfeed.niagara.com> provoked the following text: >> ,_ >> <{')~ >> (;\ >> ;) ` >> / | >> >> thanks, the arms and hands are great, the b**bs were a bit too much [at >> least for my taste ;] .... added a pony and gave her a bit more room >> that she doesn't have to look at the wall all the time... > >Naw, a mastectomy doesn't really work.. howzabout this? > ,_ > <{')~ > cc;\ > ;) ` > / | How about a double "D"? :-))) ,_ <{')~ DD;\ ;) ` / | -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je SETI@home en ben je lid van HetNet? Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. -- Rod Serling
Peter Punk wrote: > > On Wed, 04 Oct 2000 01:09:02 GMT, Darcy Boese <pos...@newsfeed.niagara.com> > provoked the following text: > > >> ,_ > >> <{')~ > >> (;\ > >> ;) ` > >> / | > >> > >> thanks, the arms and hands are great, the b**bs were a bit too much [at > >> least for my taste ;] .... added a pony and gave her a bit more room > >> that she doesn't have to look at the wall all the time... > > > >Naw, a mastectomy doesn't really work.. howzabout this? > > ,_ > > <{')~ > > cc;\ > > ;) ` > > / | > > How about a double "D"? :-))) > ,_ > <{')~ > DD;\ > ;) ` > / | Looks better like this: _, ~(`}> /;DD ' (; | \ -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
christoph manz <zem...@usa.net> wrote: > ,_ > <{')~ > (;\ > ;) ` > / | > > thanks, the arms and hands are great, the b**bs were a bit too much [at > least for my taste ;] .... added a pony and gave her a bit more room > that she doesn't have to look at the wall all the time... Naw, a mastectomy doesn't really work.. howzabout this? ,_ <{')~ cc;\ ;) ` / | -- This space intentionally left blank < >
Darcy Boese <pos...@newsfeed.niagara.com> wrote: > ,_ > <{')~ > cc;\ > ;) ` > / | and a reverse view _, ~( }> / | '(( | \ -- This space intentionally left blank < >
Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.chello.nl> wrote: > On Wed, 04 Oct 2000 01:09:02 GMT, Darcy Boese <pos...@newsfeed.niagara.com> > provoked the following text: > > >> ,_ > >> <{')~ > >> (;\ > >> ;) ` > >> / | > >> > >> thanks, the arms and hands are great, the b**bs were a bit too much [at > >> least for my taste ;] .... added a pony and gave her a bit more room > >> that she doesn't have to look at the wall all the time... > > > >Naw, a mastectomy doesn't really work.. howzabout this? > > ,_ > > <{')~ > > cc;\ > > ;) ` > > / | > > How about a double "D"? :-))) > ,_ > <{')~ > DD;\ > ;) ` > / | you guys all have very weird fantasies ;] ++ christoph ++ ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.chello.nl> wrote: > On Wed, 4 Oct 2000 01:58:18 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked > the following text: > > >> >i've found the key though, luckily there's that visual keybord > >> >program that shows you the keyboard layout... > >> Lemme guess, it's the top-left key? > >close, it's somewhere top-right [i think] - i never could handle left > >and right very well though... > > Left is where your thumb is on right-hand side:-)) "that's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day." ;] > >swiss-german keyboard rules ;] > > Never seen one, is it QWERTZ? maybe, but as i don't know what QWERTZ means, maybe not... ++ christoph ++ ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
christoph manz <zem...@usa.net> schreef in berichtnieuws > <snip> > > ,_ > > > <{')~ > > > cc;\ > > > ;) ` > > > / | > > > > How about a double "D"? :-))) > > ,_ > > <{')~ > > DD;\ > > ;) ` > > / | > > > you guys all have very weird fantasies ;] > > ++ christoph ++ > If you think that's weird fantasies, check this one out ;) ,_ <{')~ ccc\ ;) ` / | Arjen ______________________________________________________________________ > ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++ >
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Anyone else noticed that for her provate regions, we have a "winkey"? ;)
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On Thu, 05 Oct 2000 18:34:42 +0100, sara wallen <sar...@PLEASEREMOVETOREPLYwallen.as> Spake thus: >,-- "Arjen Pilon" <aep...@studenten.net> remarked: --- >| >| If you think that's weird fantasies, check this one out ;) >| ,_ >| <{')~ >| ccc\ >| ;) ` >| / | >'--- > >Anyone else noticed that for her provate regions, we have a "winkey"? ;) >-- > ,. _ she is just _VERY_ happy to see ya };-0 -- **************************** __.-~---_ mikechat __)/ > O ( @ ) / /|\ )" bluedwarf.net ) | ^ ^ ^| )_\ ^ ^ ( )\ ^ ^ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
sara wallen <sar...@PLEASEREMOVETOREPLYwallen.as> schreef in berichtnieuws sse...@4ax.com... > ,-- "Arjen Pilon" <aep...@studenten.net> remarked: --- > | > | If you think that's weird fantasies, check this one out ;) > | ,_ > | <{')~ > | ccc\ > | ;) ` > | / | > '--- > > Anyone else noticed that for her provate regions, we have a "winkey"? ;) No, but now that you mention it.... ,_ <{')~ ccc\ :D ` / | Arjen > -- > ,. _ > ((_________________________________________./|(o_ > / sara(a)wallen.as * www.saraw.clara.net (_),_:P > )_)"I don't question YOUR existence." - God/ > \)\) "((
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000 00:23:13 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked the following text: >> >> >i've found the key though, luckily there's that visual keybord >> >> >program that shows you the keyboard layout... >> >> Lemme guess, it's the top-left key? >> >close, it's somewhere top-right [i think] - i never could handle left >> >and right very well though... >> Left is where your thumb is on right-hand side:-)) >"that's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all >day." ;] C'mon, it wasn't _that_ intelligible, was it? :-)) >> >swiss-german keyboard rules ;] >> Never seen one, is it QWERTZ? >maybe, but as i don't know what QWERTZ means, maybe not... Take a look at your keyboard and read it starting at the first letter (probably a "Q") what do the first 6 letters say, is it "QWERTZ" or "QWERTY"? -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Versie 3.0 van de SETI@home screensaver is uit! CLI volgt later. Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked at in the right way, did not become still more complicated. -- Poul Anderson
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000 00:23:12 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked the following text: >> >> ,_ >> >> <{')~ >> >> (;\ >> >> ;) ` >> >> / | >> >> thanks, the arms and hands are great, the b**bs were a bit too much [at >> >> least for my taste ;] .... added a pony and gave her a bit more room >> >> that she doesn't have to look at the wall all the time... >> >Naw, a mastectomy doesn't really work.. howzabout this? >> > ,_ >> > <{')~ >> > cc;\ >> > ;) ` >> > / | >> How about a double "D"? :-))) >> ,_ >> <{')~ >> DD;\ >> ;) ` >> / | >you guys all have very weird fantasies ;] You're right, it should look like this (thanks to Krogg, without whom the process of turning this girl around would still be possible :-)) _, ~(`}> /;DD ' (; | \ -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Versie 3.0 van de SETI@home screensaver is uit! CLI volgt later. Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked at in the right way, did not become still more complicated. -- Poul Anderson
On Thu, 5 Oct 2000 22:49:02 +0200, "Arjen Pilon" <aep...@studenten.net> provoked the following text: >> | If you think that's weird fantasies, check this one out ;) >> | ,_ >> | <{')~ >> | ccc\ >> | ;) ` >> | / | >> Anyone else noticed that for her provate regions, we have a "winkey"? ;) >No, but now that you mention it.... > ,_ > <{')~ > ccc\ > :D ` > / | I like 'em tight :-)) ,_ <{')~ ccc\ :P ` / | -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Versie 3.0 van de SETI@home screensaver is uit! CLI volgt later. Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked at in the right way, did not become still more complicated. -- Poul Anderson
On Thu, 05 Oct 2000 23:15:57 GMT, Peter Punk spoke in tongues: >On Thu, 5 Oct 2000 00:23:12 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked >the following text: > >>> >> ,_ >>> >> <{')~ >>> >> (;\ >>> >> ;) ` >>> >> / | >>> >> thanks, the arms and hands are great, the b**bs were a bit too much [at >>> >> least for my taste ;] .... added a pony and gave her a bit more room >>> >> that she doesn't have to look at the wall all the time... >>> >Naw, a mastectomy doesn't really work.. howzabout this? >>> > ,_ >>> > <{')~ >>> > cc;\ >>> > ;) ` >>> > / | >>> How about a double "D"? :-))) >>> ,_ >>> <{')~ >>> DD;\ >>> ;) ` >>> / | >>you guys all have very weird fantasies ;] > >You're right, it should look like this (thanks to Krogg, without whom the >process of turning this girl around would still be possible :-)) > _, > ~(`}> > /;DD > ' (; > | \ Madonna: ,_ <{')~ <<;\ ;) ` / | -- bkr CF++++;TK++;TPI++;A++;
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Peter Punk wrote: > > On Thu, 5 Oct 2000 22:49:02 +0200, "Arjen Pilon" <aep...@studenten.net> > provoked the following text: > > >> | If you think that's weird fantasies, check this one out ;) > >> | ,_ > >> | <{')~ > >> | ccc\ > >> | ;) ` > >> | / | > >> Anyone else noticed that for her provate regions, we have a "winkey"? ;) > >No, but now that you mention it.... > > ,_ > > <{')~ > > ccc\ > > :D ` > > / | > > I like 'em tight :-)) > ,_ > <{')~ > ccc\ > :P ` > / | > ,_ <{')~ ccc\ #P ` / | Look out! it's getting hairy!!! > -- > Peter Punk > \ / > ---\\\\--- > / \ > > Versie 3.0 van de SETI@home screensaver is uit! CLI volgt later. > Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor > tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. > > I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked at in the right way, did not become still more complicated. -- Poul Anderson
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MaraZ wrote: > > ,_ > <{')~ > cccp\ > #P ` > / | > > maybe she's russian? :P That would require rubber-boots, and you'd probably not care after a few bottles of Vodka ;) (The Three breasts suggest Ukraine though...) > > -- > ___________________________________________________ > !! _.' MaraZ - Samu-Martti Roitto - mar...@saunalahti.fi �'. > *.-". -:_ http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/159/basefunk.html | > |-| '. "Mun ongelma on paksupohjaset pitsat" -Petri Nyg�rd.' > mrz '--------------------------------------------------'
bkrrrrr schrieb: > > On Thu, 05 Oct 2000 23:15:57 GMT, Peter Punk spoke in tongues: > >On Thu, 5 Oct 2000 00:23:12 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked > >the following text: > > > >>> >> ,_ > >>> >> <{')~ > >>> >> (;\ > >>> >> ;) ` > >>> >> / | > >>> >> thanks, the arms and hands are great, the b**bs were a bit too much [at > >>> >> least for my taste ;] .... added a pony and gave her a bit more room > >>> >> that she doesn't have to look at the wall all the time... > >>> >Naw, a mastectomy doesn't really work.. howzabout this? > >>> > ,_ > >>> > <{')~ > >>> > cc;\ > >>> > ;) ` > >>> > / | > >>> How about a double "D"? :-))) > >>> ,_ > >>> <{')~ > >>> DD;\ > >>> ;) ` > >>> / | > >>you guys all have very weird fantasies ;] > > > >You're right, it should look like this (thanks to Krogg, without whom the > >process of turning this girl around would still be possible :-)) > > _, > > ~(`}> > > /;DD > > ' (; > > | \ > > Madonna: > ,_ > <{')~ > <<;\ > ;) ` > / | What do we learn from this? Post a lot of funny nudistic stuff, & you�ll get rich, famous & you will never be lonely... -- ||| //���\\ ||// //\\ //\\ is back... �o o� || || ||\\ // \\// \\ Tha neverdying!! > \\_\\// || \\// \\ www.gamesite.drak.de ~ \\
>> >> ,_ >> <{')~ >> cccp\ >> #P ` >> / | >> >> maybe she's russian? :P >That would require rubber-boots, and you'd probably not care after a few >bottles of Vodka ;) (The Three breasts suggest Ukraine though...) look closer to her breasts... :) (wink: cccp) -- ___________________________________________________ !! _.' MaraZ - Samu-Martti Roitto - mar...@saunalahti.fi �'. *.-". -:_ http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/159/basefunk.html | |-| '. "Mun ongelma on paksupohjaset pitsat" -Petri Nyg�rd.' mrz '--------------------------------------------------'
MaraZ wrote: > > >> > >> ,_ > >> <{')~ > >> cccp\ > >> #P ` > >> / | > >> > >> maybe she's russian? :P > >That would require rubber-boots, and you'd probably not care after a few > >bottles of Vodka ;) (The Three breasts suggest Ukraine though...) > > look closer to her breasts... :) > > (wink: cccp) Dammit, didn't see that... Ukraine WAS CCCP then, right? :) __________ ~~~~~~ ___\ \ / |||| <USA|CCCP> \ /\ \ 42 / _______|||| Dammit! That %&*# Invader shot my ship! | /__\/ / \| | / | / /______\___#______| ^ > > -- > ___________________________________________________ > !! _.' MaraZ - Samu-Martti Roitto - mar...@saunalahti.fi �'. > *.-". -:_ http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/159/basefunk.html | > |-| '. "Mun ongelma on paksupohjaset pitsat" -Petri Nyg�rd.' > mrz '--------------------------------------------------'
Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.chello.nl> wrote: > On Thu, 5 Oct 2000 00:23:13 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked > the following text: > > >> >> >i've found the key though, luckily there's that visual keybord > >> >> >program that shows you the keyboard layout... > >> >> Lemme guess, it's the top-left key? > >> >close, it's somewhere top-right [i think] - i never could handle left > >> >and right very well though... > >> Left is where your thumb is on right-hand side:-)) > >"that's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all > >day." ;] > > C'mon, it wasn't _that_ intelligible, was it? :-)) true, but i haven't talked to a lot of people by the time i wrote it that day ;] > >> >swiss-german keyboard rules ;] > >> Never seen one, is it QWERTZ? > >maybe, but as i don't know what QWERTZ means, maybe not... > > Take a look at your keyboard and read it starting at the first letter > (probably a "Q") what do the first 6 letters say, is it "QWERTZ" or > "QWERTY"? jeah, it's: qwertzuiop� asdfghjkl��$ yxcvbnm,.- so, quite similar to german board, except that special chars are sometimes different and that we can access french chars as �/�/�/� very quickly (ie shift-�/�/�/4) 'cos part of switzerland is french speaking (as is italian, as is romantsch) now i bet my newsreader will tell me that some of those characters are not true ascii - but i'll send it anyway ;] ++ christoph ++ ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
On Fri, 6 Oct 2000 10:52:25 +0200, zem...@usa.net (christoph manz) provoked the following text: >> >> >swiss-german keyboard rules ;] >> >> Never seen one, is it QWERTZ? >> >maybe, but as i don't know what QWERTZ means, maybe not... >> Take a look at your keyboard and read it starting at the first letter >> (probably a "Q") what do the first 6 letters say, is it "QWERTZ" or >> "QWERTY"? >jeah, it's: > >qwertzuiop!! >asdfghjkl!!$ >yxcvbnm,.- So you have a QWERTZ keyboard. Now you know and in the future you can answer that question too :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Versie 3.0 van de SETI@home CLI client is uit! Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves.
On Fri, 06 Oct 2000 15:27:27 +0200, Rasmus Klitgaard-Nielsen <pin...@cs.auc.dk> provoked the following text: >> I like 'em tight :-)) >> ,_ >> <{')~ >> ccc\ >> :P ` >> / | >> ,_ > <{')~ > ccc\ > #P ` > / | >Look out! it's getting hairy!!! ,_ <{')~ ccc\ |P ` / | Neh, i want a smoothie! :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Versie 3.0 van de SETI@home CLI client is uit! Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Peter Punk wrote: > > On Fri, 06 Oct 2000 15:27:27 +0200, Rasmus Klitgaard-Nielsen <pin...@cs.auc.dk> > provoked the following text: > > >> I like 'em tight :-)) > >> ,_ > >> <{')~ > >> ccc\ > >> :P ` > >> / | > >> ,_ > > <{')~ > > ccc\ > > #P ` > > / | > >Look out! it's getting hairy!!! > > ,_ > <{')~ > ccc\ > |P ` > / | > > Neh, i want a smoothie! :-)) > -- ,_ <{')~ {{\ |P ` / | Young un's? > Peter Punk > \ / > ---\\\\--- > / \ > > Versie 3.0 van de SETI@home CLI client is uit! > Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor > tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. > > Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
On Mon, 09 Oct 2000 20:41:33 +0200, Rasmus Klitgaard-Nielsen <pin...@cs.auc.dk> provoked the following text: >> ,_ >> <{')~ >> ccc\ >> |P ` >> / | >> >> Neh, i want a smoothie! :-)) >> -- > ,_ > <{')~ > {{\ > |P ` > / | > >Young un's? ,_ <{')~ ((\ !P ` / | Sweet, but not _too_ young! -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Versie 3.0 van de SETI@home CLI client is er! Vervangt ook de non-Intel client. Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. If it was easy, Microsoft would've changed it.
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