No April 1st Jokes?

There's 5 min left of April 1st here in UK, and yet still no April Fools here in
alt.ascii-art (besides Tran) - I'm disappointed!

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Stuart Moore: Do you expect me to reply?? Bateau: No Mr Stuart Moore,
I expect you to die!
>There's 5 min left of April 1st here in UK, and yet still no April Fools here in
>alt.ascii-art (besides Tran) - I'm disappointed!
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Holy shit! I got the April 1 Tranqing too!
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