Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Jan 1997.
tacky humor
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 25 Jan 1997
Mrs Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the
class to play a game where one student starts
drawing on the board, then one by one others add to it.
She thinks, and decides not to start with Johnny,
because he is so naughty and always has some "unusual"
picture in mind.
So she starts with Anne.
Anne: "This is our House"
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The teacher: "Good, Anne!" and asks Peter to draw next:
Peter: "This is our Housedoor"
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The teacher: "Very good, Peter" and calls Mary:
Mary: "This is our house roof"
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The teacher: "Very nice, Mary" and calls on Stevie:
Stevie: "And this is the sun over the house."
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The teacher: "very nice, Stevie" and thinks, there is
not much damage that Johnny can do with this picture
and asks Johnny to come to the board.
Johnny: "And this is my dad, trying to pick up the
soap when he dropped it in the shower.
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