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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Dec 1997.
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Return of Jesus[jpeg]

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alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 19 Dec 1997 - 23 Dec 1997
mao <ob...@nri.cz> 19 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
Brother Jack wrote:
> 
> Dear Fellow Christians
> A little white ago I started looking for a suitable,contemporary cover
> picture for my new book "The Return of Jesus,the final Chapter".To make a
> long story short,nothing suitable could be found.Therefore I commissioned an
> oil painting from Margaret Hand,an artist very well known in the South.After
> the painting came back from the printers I had it framed and furbished with
> a solid brass inscriptionplate.
> As many of my friends asked me for a copy I had the minimum quantity of 1000
> printed.Now,I'm truly blessed with friends,but not that many.This gives you
> the oportunity to purchase an unique treasure at a very reasonable price.
> So,please enjoy the beauty of the attached framed print [26x22inches] and if
> you should be interested in it or my new book please contact me.
> Merry Christmas and a blessed new Year
> Jack Keeler
> bjp...@internetpro.net
> 
>  [Image]
> 
>  [Image]
this group is alt.ascii-art i think your brain doesn't
work properly. ask jesus to repair it. :)

Christianity is bestiality. :)

mao

Bob <dam...@ameritech.net> 19 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report

mao wrote:

> Brother Jack wrote:
> >
> > Dear Fellow Christians
> > A little white ago I started looking for a suitable,contemporary cover
> > picture for my new book "The Return of Jesus,the final Chapter".To make a
> > long story short,nothing suitable could be found.Therefore I commissioned an
> > oil painting from Margaret Hand,an artist very well known in the South.After
> > the painting came back from the printers I had it framed and furbished with
> > a solid brass inscriptionplate.
> > As many of my friends asked me for a copy I had the minimum quantity of 1000
> > printed.Now,I'm truly blessed with friends,but not that many.This gives you
> > the oportunity to purchase an unique treasure at a very reasonable price.
> > So,please enjoy the beauty of the attached framed print [26x22inches] and if
> > you should be interested in it or my new book please contact me.
> > Merry Christmas and a blessed new Year
> > Jack Keeler
> > bjp...@internetpro.net
> >
> >  [Image]
> >
> >  [Image]
> this group is alt.ascii-art i think your brain doesn't
> work properly. ask jesus to repair it. :)
>
> Christianity is bestiality. :)
>
> mao

Yeah, maybe this was posted to the wrong group. But when it comes to the subject,
keep your opinions to yourself. An informative of where to post would have been
much more appropriate than your signature.DaMav



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Please remove alt.astrology.metapsych and alt.astrology.marketplace from
future postings. This topic is way off for both groups.
Thanks

mao wrote:
> 
> Brother Jack wrote:
> >
> > Dear Fellow Christians
> > A little white ago I started looking for a suitable,contemporary cover
> > picture for my new book "The Return of Jesus,the final Chapter".To make a
> > long story short,nothing suitable could be found.Therefore I commissioned an
> > oil painting from Margaret Hand,an artist very well known in the South.After
> > the painting came back from the printers I had it framed and furbished with
> > a solid brass inscriptionplate.
> > As many of my friends asked me for a copy I had the minimum quantity of 1000
> > printed.Now,I'm truly blessed with friends,but not that many.This gives you
> > the oportunity to purchase an unique treasure at a very reasonable price.
> > So,please enjoy the beauty of the attached framed print [26x22inches] and if
> > you should be interested in it or my new book please contact me.
> > Merry Christmas and a blessed new Year
> > Jack Keeler
> > bjp...@internetpro.net
> >
> >  [Image]
> >
> >  [Image]
> this group is alt.ascii-art i think your brain doesn't
> work properly. ask jesus to repair it. :)
> 
> Christianity is bestiality. :)
> 
> mao

-- 
Edmond H. Wollmann P.M.A.F.A.          
� 1997 Altair Publications
Astrological Consulting
http://www.flex.com/~jai/astrology/info/alt.astrology.faq.txt

Krogg <kro...@inspace.net> ASCII art 20 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
Ingrid Liebeler wrote:
> 
>  [Image]
Jesus has returned,praise the lord,and dance a jig.
Now that he's back maybe he will go away again.
Jesus hates spam and you have offended Jesus.
Now we will have to wait 2000 more years b4 he comes again

-- 




 
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Krogg wrote:
SNIP!

Off topic. Please remove a.a.m before posting further.

Here is the charter, pls read and adhere to it;
Thanks

=========Charter for alt.astrology.metapsych=========
Charter: This group is for astrologers and students of astrology or
practicing therapists and psychologists to discuss aspects of astrology
primarily-but not limited to psychological/metaphysical/spiritual
approaches of counsel and practice. This includes;

1) Personal analysis of horoscopes based on full data and information.
2) Psychological approaches and remediation methods in counsel.
3) Psychological fields of approach.
4) Metaphysical and/or spiritual approaches and their connections.
5) Humanistic, holistic or other modern or otherwise defined as new age
approaches.

Since this group is proposed on the basis of ethical and respectable
service oriented counsel and astrological application, the following
classes of posts are not welcome;

1) Advertisements of any sort (other than normal sig file references
related to this group).
2) Arguments as to the validity of astrology AT ALL, either
scientifically or theologically.
3) Cynical or otherwise detracting and negative and conflictive
argumentation that deviates from the subject matter.
4) JPEG's, GIF's or other images not specifically related to topic
discussion.
5) Defamation or derogatory/abusive attacks on individuals simply
because of disagreement.

There are no restrictions regarding methods, systems, or philosophies
regarding application techniques. All astrological applications are
welcome and/or services employing such as a part of their service.
Innovative techniques and the integration of related cross disciplines
to the subject matter are also welcome.

-- 
Edmond H. Wollmann P.M.A.F.A.          
� 1997 Altair Publications
Astrological Consulting
http://www.flex.com/~jai/astrology/info/alt.astrology.faq.txt

Krogg <kro...@inspace.net> ASCII art 23 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
Edmond Wollmann wrote:
> 
> Krogg wrote:
> SNIP!
[snip snip snip snip owww i cut my finger]

for some interesting info on Edmond Wollman the sockpuppet spammer try
here:
http://www.sidaway.demon.co.uk/skeptic/wollmann.html
or
http://www.sidaway.demon.co.uk/astrology/spam/wollmann/

His net abuse is well documented.

he really has offended me.
and i am sorry for the offtopic post to these ng's.




 
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