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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 9 Dec 2004.
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ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2004 Dec 8

ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2004 Dec 8

alt.ascii-art · 4 messages · 9 Dec 2004 - 10 Dec 2004
On 2004-12-09 Faux_Pseudo posted:

>  #1994 RULE OF THUMB
>     
>    
>              RULE OF THUMB !!!!!!!!!                           
>          _                                                     
>         |)`  BEAT HER HARD ENOUGH SO THAT HER THUMBS DON'T WORK
>         | |                                                    
>         | |_____                                               
>        /    (]__)                                              
>       /    (]___)                                              
>      /    (]___)                                               
>         ___(]_)                                                
>        /                                                       
> ejm   /                                                        
>
> Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>


Kick him in the groin hard enough
so that his equipment doesn't work.      ._-_.     Damn! Kirara
I never COULD stand that sleazy        _/_ \\\\    has a wicked   
little Gook pervert. Hehehe!           c`c   \\\   right foot.
                \                      /_    )|\   Maybe I'd
                                        |_   |//   better stop
                                        \_  //\\   re-posting
                                      .-'==='-./   Tran's sh*t
                                     :         :   in the news-
                      ,,..           |_|:F_P:|_|   group.
       \\\\\         {}}}}}          | |     | |    /
        ;```x         - \\\}         | {     } |
         c   -       `=_ \\          `\ \===/ /'
        ./|_C         ,-`\             `\`/'/ )  
         /` \  . *   ( ( ,|            | (m(  |
        / /  |* . '   `__||            |  |   |
       /_|\   \\______' //)            |  |   |
      //\) \   \|_____| ``'            (  (   {
            \   \     |  |             |  |   |
             \___\    |__|           __|__|___|
               ===   `---' ua       (___(_____|




                  \\\\\\        .{{}}:.
                  //// -\-     {{{}}}}}}    GOOD IDEA, Paco!
                 ///   O'O    {{'  `}}}}}    /
                 /|(    _\    \/.   }}}}}
                 \\|  )  ,     )    }}}}}}
                 //\\  _/` __.- =_/\ _}}}}}
                 .---._________/__.---. `}}}
               .<<</._____.______/___/  |'
              /--/ :F_P:|      \  \    /
             /  /|      |       |     /
            /  / |      |      /`-._/'
           |  |  |      |    /`-.__/
           | .'  /======|_.-'      |
           | |  (  .\'."~          F
           / `\ |  *-( `~._      -'
         <<<</\> \  '.\   )`;     |
                 |   ||`.  \ \_   \
                 |   ||  `. \ ;`---'
                 }   )}  _/`_)|  |
                /   / | `--'  (  `.
               /   /  |   |    `.  \
              /___/   |___|_     `. \
             |_____)  |_____)    _/ _)  VK/ua
                                `--'

Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:

>  #1994 RULE OF THUMB
> 
> 
>              RULE OF THUMB !!!!!!!!!                           
>          _                                                     
>         |)`  BEAT HER HARD ENOUGH SO THAT HER THUMBS DON'T WORK
>         | |                                                    
>         | |_____                                               
>        /    (]__)                                              
>       /    (]___)                                              
>      /    (]___)                                               
>         ___(]_)                                                
>        /                                                       
> ejm   /                                                        
> 
> Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>

Are we going to have this conversation again?

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_.-In alt.ascii-art, The Ultimate Artist wrote the following -._
>
>                   \\\\\\        .{{}}:.
>                   //// -\-     {{{}}}}}}    GOOD IDEA, Paco!
>                  ///   O'O    {{'  `}}}}}    /
>                  /|(    _\    \/.   }}}}}
>                  \\|  )  ,     )    }}}}}}
>                  //\\  _/` __.- =_/\ _}}}}}
>                  .---._________/__.---. `}}}
>                .<<</._____.______/___/  |'
>               /--/ :F_P:|      \  \    /
>              /  /|      |       |     /
>             /  / |      |      /`-._/'
>            |  |  |      |    /`-.__/
>            | .'  /======|_.-'      |
>            | |  (  .\'."~          F
>            / `\ |  *-( `~._      -'
>          <<<</\> \  '.\   )`;     |
>                  |   ||`.  \ \_   \
>                  |   ||  `. \ ;`---'
>                  }   )}  _/`_)|  |
>                 /   / | `--'  (  `.
>                /   /  |   |    `.  \
>               /___/   |___|_     `. \
>              |_____)  |_____)    _/ _)  VK/ua
>                                 `--'

Great version/vison  of me getting kicked in the peaches.
Just remember that I am the messanger.  Tran is the news maker
here.  And as much as we may hate what he says once in a while we like
his work more often then not.  Soon he will go back to politics or
cocks or something and we can all get a good laugh at it.

-- 
  .-'))     asciipr0n.com/fp       ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Above the din in alt.ascii-art, The Ultimate Artist could be heard to say:

>
>                   \\\\\\        .{{}}:.
>                   //// -\-     {{{}}}}}}    GOOD IDEA, Paco!
>                  ///   O'O    {{'  `}}}}}    /
>                  /|(    _\    \/.   }}}}}
>                  \\|  )  ,     )    }}}}}}
>                  //\\  _/` __.- =_/\ _}}}}}
>                  .---._________/__.---. `}}}
>                .<<</._____.______/___/  |'
>               /--/ :F_P:|      \  \    /
>              /  /|      |       |     /
>             /  / |      |      /`-._/'
>            |  |  |      |    /`-.__/
>            | .'  /======|_.-'      |
>            | |  (  .\'."~          F
>            / `\ |  *-( `~._      -'
>          <<<</\> \  '.\   )`;     |
>                  |   ||`.  \ \_   \
>                  |   ||  `. \ ;`---'
>                  }   )}  _/`_)|  |
>                 /   / | `--'  (  `.
>                /   /  |   |    `.  \
>               /___/   |___|_     `. \
>              |_____)  |_____)    _/ _)  VK/ua
>                                 `--'

And yet he won't let his girlfriend do this.

Mari



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