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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Jan 2000.
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alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 7 Jan 2000 - 11 Jan 2000
yoo...@bnolf.net ASCII art 7 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
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Ool <Ulr...@t-online.de> 11 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
<yoo...@bnolf.net> wrote in message news:0F8...@uhwppl.org...


> Zjr pful ylb es eeei y krl
> el efll raqw eandtk epei
> tayp wfsbb pkfsi wp.

> O zphfso nct y kr hrlo pk
> ezs ipf pdjf teb?

> I lrab ffp sagq se.

> [...]


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