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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 25 Jun 1996.
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make money now!!!?!?!?!?!

make money now!!!?!?!?!?!

alt.ascii-art.animation · 1 message · 25 Jun 1996
I have sent mine.  Please send also!!!  B. Andrew

joh...@vir.com (gianni rino) wrote in article <4pdh7e$f9...@Vir.com>...
 
 Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take
 two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make
 some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,  ready
 to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those
 bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass
 of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this
 interesting, exciting find!
    Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right!
 I found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMESn forever. I
 have tried every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the
 past 12 years. I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking
 to make money (more like 'desperate stupid people who will try
 anything for money!').  Well,  when I was a teenager,  these
 claims to 'get me rich quick' sounded irresistible! I would shell
 out $14.95 here, $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95
 there.  I had maxed out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...I
 was desperate for money!!  So, I gave them all a chance but
 failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for some people,
 but not for me.  Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the
 trash when I got the mail.  I recognized it right at I could sniff
 out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!....I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!

    I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
 GET CASH FAST!!  I thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll
 just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."
 The article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY
 FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well,
 the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why?
 Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME
 FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!

    Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach,
 but it was possible.  I knew that I could at least get a return
 of $1,000 or so.  So I did it!! As per the instructions in the
 article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a
 single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
 was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the
 dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed
 the first position name of the five names listed and moved
 everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
 the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took
 this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
 ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD
 MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money
 come in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or
 so....
 But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!  I
 knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people
 all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even
 some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how
 much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I
 received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!

    I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due
 to this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!!
 So maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know,
 but  IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You
 must follow through and repost this article everywhere you can think
 of!  The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash
 will arrive in your very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to
 pass up!!!

    Let's review the reasons whs are for the five stamps, the 5
 envelopes and the 5 one dollar bills that you send out to the 
 listed names by snail mail (US Postal Service Mail).  Then just 
 simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the 
 newsgroups and local BBS's you can.  Then sit back and, 
 (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like!) down 
 your driveway to your
 mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to
 put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
 REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So
 HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY,EAT AT
 HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND
 INVEST FIVE  DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM
 NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!

    So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully
 provided the mostdetailed, yet straightforward instructions on
 how to easily get this underway and get your cash on its way.
 SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!

 *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***

 OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information,
 if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.

 INSTRUCTIONS:

 1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
 "Please add my name to your list".  This creates a service out
 of this money making system and thus making it completely legal.
 You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are
 payinsure  you
 include your name and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this
 is completely legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what
 slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3",  Just to add a
 little fun!  This is all about having fun and making money at
 the same time!

 2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no
 checks or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send
 it on its way to the five people listed.  The folding of the
 paper around the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient.
 THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!

 3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
 TO YOUR MAILBOX.   Look at the list of five people;  remove the
 first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
 slot one on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
 position 1 slot ,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
 be be 3, 5 wil be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
 COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.

 4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
 bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible.  Give
 a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:
 "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF
 YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you
 will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will
 make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING
 HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE 
 & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe
 me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as
 15-20 postings or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE
 encode the file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the
 people to
 receive it and have it downlet a copy of the article right on their
 computer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article 
 from the File menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as 
 an MS-DOS Text file. The best test is to be able to view this 
 file using Microsoft's Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for 
 Windows '95. If the margins look right without making the screen
 slide left or right when at the ends of the sentences, you're 
 in business!

5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
 or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,
 tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
 GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there are
 simply too many internet software packages with slightly different
 yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for
 help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for
 GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description
 under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT
 'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
 text file CASH.TXT and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place a one
 line statement in the main body section of the message post
 screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash
 arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make
 sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like...
 "Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!"
 You'll never get ANY responses!

6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
 BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
 start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
 MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
 out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
 when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
 special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
 (or the one you want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.
 ENJOY LIFE!

8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate
 this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
 originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.
 Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for
 when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU
 CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS
 NEEDED!

9.  (This step added by Charles Reiley).  Hello, This is exciting
 isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please
 include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I
 will (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money
 you will receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a selfish
 jerk...I like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a touch
 easier and cheaper, too!  After I drop off the list, I can no
 longer offer you this advice, obviously, but maybe someone else
 who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my name on this step
 number 9. Good luck and give this plan your all, it will definitely
 pay off! Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!

10. If you live in a country other than the USA an there is somebody
 on the mailing list who lives in the same country, you could post the
 same value of one dollar in your country's currency. For example, i'm
 dutch and posted this file also to some dutch BBS'es. The dutch people
 who have
 to send me money can send me 1.6 guilders, the equvalent of 1 dollar. 
 (Sjoerd Jurkovich)
*******************************************************************
*******************************************************************
THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
*******************************************************************
*     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
*
*  1. Daeron Katz
*     1200 Capitola Rd. #3
*     Santa Cruz, CA  95062
*     USA
*
*  2. John Culburne
*     RT 1 BOX 1126
*     Clayton, GA 30525
*     USA
*
*  3. Juan Lopez
*     429 Waverly Apt. #231
*     Lansing, Mi 48917
*     USA
*
*  4. Tony Arguelles
*      14633 Bodger Ave.
*      Hawthorne, CA.  90250-8337
*      USA
*
*  5. Brian Andrew
*     2222 Hazel Dell Road
*     Castle Rock, WA  98611
*     USA
*
*
*************************************************************


NOTE:
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and always
keep
an eye on the local postings of this file... Just to make sure that
everyone is playing the game fairly. You know where your name should
be.....

*** AGAIN,  HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS
PLAN.

-Mike Dotson, Boulder, CO

*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
with your name in the list and not sending the money to the people
already included, you will not get much. I know someone who did 
this and only
got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent the 5
bills,
people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10000!

/eof

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