Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 Aug 2001.
the.ded.guide.to.curing.cancer
alt.ascii-art
· 9 messages · 26 Aug 2001 - 30 Aug 2001
How to cure cancer...
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**** Post for FREE via your newsreader at post.usenet.com **** ded wrote: > How to cure cancer... > > > > ,'. > / ', > ; '. > '. '. > '-__ , ,'. / > '- / / '.,/ \ | / > '--_ / / - . - > / / /_| \ > ___/_/_ // (ring.ring) > / __)__) ___// > ___________/ /(____) /==// > / (____) '_'/ > ------------/ /_(__) /#// (ded.) > /_/ / // > '='' > > > > ----------------------------------------- > ,----'|,----.,----'| (x x) > \.:...'\..:::\.:...' VVV ded. > > > hey, that really works! -- ,--------------------------. | ( | | . + _ ) I | | <o> )) ( Q | |. " ) b | | . . . ( a | | ) s | | + . .xx( i | |x xx x ,x..xxxxxx) c | |xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx( . | |xIxWANTxTOxBELIEVExx) d | |xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx( e | `--------------------------' -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= *** Usenet.com - The #1 Usenet Newsgroup Service on The Planet! *** http://www.usenet.com -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(ded said it like only they can.)-- > How to cure cancer... > > > > ,'. > / ', > ; '. > '. '. > '-__ , ,'. / > '- / / '.,/ \ | / > '--_ / / - . - > / / /_| \ > ___/_/_ // (ring.ring) > / __)__) ___// > ___________/ /(____) /==// > / (____) '_'/ > ------------/ /_(__) /#// (ded.) > /_/ / // > '='' > > > > ----------------------------------------- > ,----'|,----.,----'| (x x) > \.:...'\..:::\.:...' VVV ded. > > > Can any one draw a similer one on curing yuppies who use cell phones? -- --(tty...@faux.local|04:45|/home/faux)-- cat .sig GUI's are for slackers. Get ibpconf.sh 6.1 on freshmeat.net It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson
In article <slrn9omrdh.i05.Faux_Pseudo@faux.cx936102-a>, Faux_Pseudo wrote: >--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- > --(ded said it like only they can.)-- >> How to cure cancer... > >Can any one draw a similer one on curing yuppies who use cell phones? You mean something like this one I drew for the nice folks in a.s.r? . . . ' . . : ; : . ; | _.---.._ . | .-"' `;"--, L""--..__ | .'J |:`' - ..`""-.' | |. `":J F J: ,-. .| J J FG)| ;F | L. `-' .J F ' L: :| J/, , .my |'._ :| /^_,- ' \-) `c-.__'- .;F/ =_,;_" F"J - -=_,) `"--3'7'" "-J | . ' .-';,F;L,4_ "-. ` F , ' ;'/ ^-, "-._J .%52_._' ,-' , . .-;_ `3_(( "` .-`; -' ,5-' "-._ `-._ .-" "-; // \, "-._ " itz `G L._ `\ `L J `"-._ \ | L,-"' `\ \ J ' _J; \ L _,-' `\ ,-) \._,-' `r',;=-. (f _,/' "' -- Ilmari Karonen - http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/ "And if you can't tell the difference between a shoggoth and a nightgaunt, you shouldn't be working here. And you _definitely_ shouldn't visit server room 3." -- Roger Burton West in the monastery
> > > > Can any one draw a similer one on curing yuppies who use cell phones? > ,cell.phone - ='* -' ____ .-' (hey!) heavy.traffic ` () _O.-' _____ _____ </\/ '/ / \ /_____\ \/\ /\ [=======] [=======] -----/------------/-|--------------.____[]___[]___[]___[]__,-------- / | /______\ \ yuppie.scum our.hero.ded / | |______| \ / | [] [] \ the.yuppie.may.or / [ \ may.not.run.into.traffic / [ \ choose.your.own.adventure!// [] \\ // [] \\
--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(Ilmari Karonen said it like only they can.)-- > In article <slrn9omrdh.i05.Faux_Pseudo@faux.cx936102-a>, Faux_Pseudo wrote: >>--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- >> --(ded said it like only they can.)-- >>> How to cure cancer... >> >>Can any one draw a similer one on curing yuppies who use cell phones? > > You mean something like this one I drew for the nice folks in a.s.r? > > . . . > ' . . > : ; : . ; > | _.---.._ . | > .-"' `;"--, > L""--..__ | .'J > |:`' - ..`""-.' | > |. `":J F > J: ,-. .| J > J FG)| ;F | > L. `-' .J F ' \ > L: :| J/, , .my \ > |'._ :| /^_,- ' \-) *\ > `c-.__'- .;F/ =_,;_" F"J \"\ > - -=_,) `"--3'7'" "-J | \/ > . ' .-';,F;L,4_ "-. ` F > , ' ;'/ ^-, "-._J > .%52_._' ,-' , . .-;_ > `3_(( "` .-`; -' ,5-' "-._ > `-._ .-" "-; // \, "-._ > " itz `G L._ `\ > `L J `"-._ \ > | L,-"' `\ \ > J ' _J; \ > L _,-' `\ ,-) > \._,-' `r',;=-. > (f _,/' > "' > there, now he has a cell phone -- --(tty...@faux.local|04:45|/home/faux)-- cat .sig GUI's are for slackers. Get ibpconf.sh 6.1 on freshmeat.net It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson
--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(ded said it like only they can.)-- >> >> >> >> Can any one draw a similer one on curing yuppies who use cell phones? >> > > > > > > heavy.traffic > O _____ _____ > /H\ / \ /_____\ > /\ [=======] [=======] > ------------------|-|--------------.____[]___[]___[]___[]__,-------- > / | /______\ \ > our.hero / X/\ | |______| \ > / \/ \ | [] [] \ > / // [ \ > / \\ [ \ > //dead.yuppie.scum[] \\ > // [] \\ > > > I have made my choice -- --(tty...@faux.local|04:45|/home/faux)-- cat .sig GUI's are for slackers. Get ibpconf.sh 6.1 on freshmeat.net It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson
i remember this one well... wasn't that half a year ago or so? it was before the long offline period of me and it was the most fascinating piece of ascii art i've ever seen back then. inspired by that i made the inside of a cube of the movie the cube back then which was my first perspective-ascii ________________________________________________ | J F , | | ', L J , | | :,- - - - - -J- - - - - - F - - - - - :' | | : ', L ===()=== J , : | | : :,- - - - J - - - - -F- - - - :: : | | : : ',_______L________J_______,' : : | | : : | : : | : : | |'- : : | : : | : : , | | :-,_: | : : | :_,-' | | : :-,|.......:........:.......|,-: : | | : : | : : | : : | | :=0=: | : ==()== : | :=0=: | | : : | : : | : : | | : : _|.......:........:.......|_ : : | | : _,:' | : : | ':,_ : | | , :' : | : : | : ':, | |- : : | : : | : : -| | : : |_______:________:_______| : : | | : :,' F J ', : : | | : ,'- - - - -J- - - - - L - - - -': : | | :,' F ===()=== J ', : | | , - - - - - - J - - - - - -L- - - - - -', | | ' F J [lf] , | |________________J______________L________________| i hope you liked my little retrospective :) ->lastfuture On 28 Aug 2001 16:42:43 GMT, Ilmari Karonen <ilt...@sci.invalid> wrote: >In article <slrn9omrdh.i05.Faux_Pseudo@faux.cx936102-a>, Faux_Pseudo wrote: >>--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- >> --(ded said it like only they can.)-- >>> How to cure cancer... >> >>Can any one draw a similer one on curing yuppies who use cell phones? > >You mean something like this one I drew for the nice folks in a.s.r? > > . . . > ' . . > : ; : . ; > | _.---.._ . | > .-"' `;"--, > L""--..__ | .'J > |:`' - ..`""-.' | > |. `":J F > J: ,-. .| J > J FG)| ;F | > L. `-' .J F ' > L: :| J/, , .my > |'._ :| /^_,- ' \-) > `c-.__'- .;F/ =_,;_" F"J > - -=_,) `"--3'7'" "-J | > . ' .-';,F;L,4_ "-. ` F > , ' ;'/ ^-, "-._J > .%52_._' ,-' , . .-;_ > `3_(( "` .-`; -' ,5-' "-._ > `-._ .-" "-; // \, "-._ > " itz `G L._ `\ > `L J `"-._ \ > | L,-"' `\ \ > J ' _J; \ > L _,-' `\ ,-) > \._,-' `r',;=-. > (f _,/' > "' -- \/ ,-------------------------. (oO) | we will infect you too! | vv __/`-------------------------' JL
In article <lL+MOz62OGhFS3kjt=i86...@4ax.com>, lastfuture (Peter Marquardt) wrote: >i remember this one well... wasn't that half a year ago or so? it was >before the long offline period of me and it was the most fascinating >piece of ascii art i've ever seen back then. > >inspired by that i made the inside of a cube of the movie the cube >back then which was my first perspective-ascii [snip very cool cube indeed] ...and to continue the chain of connections, it wasn't long after I'd seen Cube at a local movie club's sci-fi theme evening. I'd just walked in, I had no idea what they were going to show, and spent the first fifteen or so minutes thinking: "No way. They can't have made a movie about *this*. I'm sure the real movie will start soon." I don't think it'd have been half as fun if I'd seen even the trailer in advance. I was really anxious to see what was beyond the first hatch... -- Ilmari Karonen - http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/ "We apologize for the preceding string. The people responsible have been covered in orange peel and had the rest stuffed up their nostrils." -- Randy the Random in the monastery
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