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The World Can Be Yours To Enjoy

The World Can Be Yours To Enjoy

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 2 Jul 1996
Mon...@mailbox.com 2 Jul 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report
PLEASE READ THROUGH THIS INFORMATION PACKAGE AT LEAST THREE TIMES

                             IT IS LOGICAL, IT WILL MAKE SENSE TO YOU,
                                      AND IT WILL MAKE YOU MONEY !!

READ THIS TESTIMONIAL FROM SOMEONE WHO
RECENTLY PARTICIPATED IN THIS PROGRAM

My name is Sharon Vanderberg, I am 27 years old and live in Kitchener, 
Ontario, Canada. I ask you one thing, please read this letter I have 
written. I guarantee you, it will change your life - it did mine !!

When I first received this letter in the mail, I thought it was just a 
chain letter...but after taking the time to read it through, I realized 
that it was different.

I have been through this system once now and I have received  $375,855  
 IN ONLY THREE MONTHS !!

My goal is one million dollars... after that we'll see.
My advice to you - just do it now!  It is very simple and inexpensive, 
and the money comes back to you within a month.

My first mailing was 250.  This time I'm sending out 1000.

Never again will I work for someone else for $7.00/hour, thanks to this 
program.

Good luck!  Let me know how it goes.

S. Vanderberg
Kitchener, Ontario
Dear Associate:

Please read all the pages in this letter. This plan is simple to follow, 
and it generates $5.00 bills freely as long as you mail it out.

This is not a chain letter, nor is it a pyramid scheme. All the money 
that you receive belongs to you. This plan is a legal, multi-level 
marketing sales program, teaching you the importance of creative 
marketing.

ORGANIZATION IS IMPORTANT

1.	Name your company ( if desired ).
2.	Rent a nearby mailbox ( not to burden carrier ).
3.	Read page 5 carefully. Order your "FOUR REPORTS" from the four 
names and addresses shown. 
	Enclose with each order a stamped, self-addressed legal-size 
envelope and a $5.00 bill 		(wrapped in paper for safety). 
You will be selling these reports when people order them from 	you.
4.	Now take page 5, and retype it entirely, replacing your name, 
address, and postal code for the 
	first one on the list. Move the names on the list down one, type 
the remaining three names and 	addresses for the respective reports, 
and remove the fourth name. Now our name is on top, 	next to "Order 
this report form" and you will be selling report #1. The top three 
original 	names that you received in this letter are now below 
yours. (Your name will be moved down the 	list as others get 
involved, so you will be selling all four reports).
5.	As you wait for your four reports, begin compiling your mailing 
list. Go to the post office and 	purchase long, stamped envelopes 
and begin addressing. Begin to make copies of your packet 	(the one 
you are now reading).
6.	As people request your four reports, they will tell you which 
number they want. So when you get 	all four, make copies of them 
and keep a master copy. They will send you their self-addressed 	
envelope with a $5.00 bill in it. The $5.00 bill is yours to keep. 
Remove it. Send back the report 	they have ordered in the 
addressed envelope that they have provided.
7.	Keep current financial records. Pay income takes quarterly on 
the income that you receive. You 	should apply to your municipal 
authorities to register your company name.
8. 	Read and follow the instructions of page six carefully!! 
Discounted printing, Labels and mailing 	available to the 
associates. See page 7.

PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PLAN

By the time you read the enclosed information and look over the plan and 
reports, you should have concluded that such a plan, and one that is 
legal, could not have been created by an amateur.

Let me tell you about myself. I began as an independent, small business 
man in 1969. Using good business practices, I had a profitable business 
for ten years. Then in 1979, my business began trailing off. I was doing 
the same things that were previously successful for me, but now it just 
wasn't working. Finally it hit me! It wasn't me. It's just that are 
economy had gone crazy. Inflation and recession had replaced the stable 
economic growth that had been with us since 1945. There were more small 
business failures than ever before. The middle class was vanishing. 
Those who knew what they were doing and invested wisely, moved up... 
those who didn't, including those who never had anything to save or 
invest, were moving down into the ranks of the poor. Traditional ways of 
making money will never allow you to move up or get rich because 
inflation will ultimately see to that.

You have just received the information that can give you financial 
freedom for the rest of your life.
With practically no risk, but with a little bit of effort on your part, 
you can have more money in the next few months than you ever could 
imagine! I should also point out that I will not see a penny of your 
money or anyone else's who participates in this plan. This one's for 
you! I've made over FOUR MILLION DOLLARS and retired from the plan after 
having sent out 16,000 letter packets. I have moved to the rich side of 
the tracks. Will you be able to say the same in twelve weeks? If you 
only send out one-tenth the packets I did... you could be a rich person. 
Please follow the plan exactly as instructed. Do not change it in 
anyway. Remember to send a copy of all the introductory sheets to 
everyone you can think of. Don't feel hesitant about sending only a few 
dozen letter packets out in the beginning. One of the people you send 
this packet to may send out 5,000... and your name will be on everyone 
of them! Remember though the more you send, the more potential customers 
you will reach.

It might interest you to know that what we are doing here is part 
of"Multi-Level Marketing"(MLM). Multi-Level Marketing plays a large part 
in the distribution of products through out the world today. It has 
become the third largest world wide distribution system, and is growing 
by leaps and bounds. It is being taught in Harvard Business College, and 
both Stanford Research and the Wall Street Journal have stated that 
between 50% and 65% of all goods and services will be sold by 
Multi-Level Marketing methods in the 1990's. This is a Multi-Billion 
Dollar Industry! Of the 500,000 Millionaires in the U.S., 20% made their 
fortunes in the last 7 years in Multi-Level Marketing. Statistics tell 
us that Multi-Level Marketing makes 45 millionaires a day!
I am now enjoying a early, secure retirement on the fortune I made by 
sending out packets like this one. You too will be earning very good 
money in five or six weeks if you follow the simple steps outlined on 
these pages. To be financially independent is to be free. Free to make 
money decisions as you never have before. Go into business. Get into 
investments, retire or take a vacation. No longer will the lack of money 
hold you back.
However very few people reach financial independence because when 
opportunity knocks, they choose to ignore it. It's so much easier to say 
"No"  than to say "Yes." This is the question that you must answer. Will 
you ignore this legal business opportunity or will you take advantage of 
it? If you don't think this is a spectacular opportunity, then please 
take time to read this. You have indeed missed something. If you have 
any questions, please feel free to write the sender of this information. 
You'll get a very informative reply.

My method is a simple one. I sell thousands of people a product for 
$5.00 that costs me pennies to produce and mail. Everyone involved in 
the program makes money for everyone else in the program. If anyone 
makes money, everyone makes money. I should also point out that this 
program is completely legal! At time you probably received chain letters 
asking you to send money but getting nothing in return. No product 
whatsoever! Not only are chain letters illegal, but the risk that 
someone will break the chain makes them quite unattractive.

The plan has the effect and appeal of a chain letter, but is legal, 
since you are offering a legitimate product to potential customers. 
After they purchase the product from you, they produce more and resell 
the product. It's free enterprise! As you will learn from the enclosed 
material, the "product" in this plan is a series of four financial and 
business reports. The information contained in these reports will not 
only help you in making your participation in the plan more rewarding, 
but will be useful to you in other business decisions you make in the 
years ahead. You are also buying the rights to reprint all the reports, 
which will be ordered from you by those to whom you choose to mail this 
packet.

The concise one and two page reports you'll be buying can easily be 
reproduced at a local center for a cost of approximately seven cents per 
page in small quantity. The price goes down considerably for larger 
quantities of 1,000 or more. Of course, you may want to print just a 
small quantity until the money comes rolling in. You can always call 
your printer with another order.
So, my friend, I've given you the idea, information, materials and the 
opportunity to become financially independent.

GENUINE SUCCESS!     Edward L. Green
REQUIRED REPORTS

Do not forget to order each report by mail, indicating name and number 
of the report desired.

REPORT #1:		HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL MAIL 
ORDER SALES
	This report will give you much needed information to help you 
with this plan. It will show you 	how you can really make a 
quarter of a million dollars in just four months.
Order this report from:		KR Enterprises	
				P.O. Box 1440
				N. Falmouth, MA 02556-1440
				
REPORT #2:		MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES
	Learn the money making secrets of some well known giant 
corporations.
Order this report from:		Jamn Enterprises, Inc.
				P.O. Box 521030		
				Longwood, FL 32752-1030

REPORT #3:		SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS
	You have learned the importance of good mailing lists, here's 
where to find them.
Order this report from:		Hill Industries
				19-1/2 Hill Avenue
				Orlando, FL 32801

REPORT #4:		EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS		
			Find out which plans work, which don't and why.
Order this report from:		Sportees, Inc.
				P.O. Box 196156	
				Winter Springs, FL 32719-6156

Note:	Always send a self-addressed, stamped envelope and $5.00 cash 
(wrapped in paper). If, by chance someone on the list lets you down and 
you do not receive a particular report, remember, everyone participating 
holds all four reports. You can always request your missing report from 
one of the names on the list who sent you a report. Just send another 
$5.00 bill and request your report with a self-addressed, stamped 
envelope. This will enable you to continue the program.


INSTRUCTIONS

Follow these easy steps to achieve maximum results.

1.	Order all four reports listed and numbered on the previous page. 
Do this by ordering one report 	from each of the four names listed. For 
each report, send $5.00 in cash (wrapped in paper) and 	a stamped, 
self-addressed, legal size envelope, to the person listed for that 
specific report. You 	still need all four reports because you will be 
reprinting them and reselling them. Please, do not 	alter the names 
or their sequence other than instructed in this packet.

IMPORTANT: ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.

2.	Replace the name and address under report #1 with yours, moving 
the one there down to 	report #2. Then move the name and address that 
was there to report #3, then the name and 	address that was under 
report #4 is dropped off the list and is, no doubt, on the way to the 	
bank. Either retype the previous page, making the necessary changes, or 
simply type the names 	and addresses on labels and paste them over the 
old names. WHEN DOING THIS PLEASE BE 	SURE TO COPY EVERYONE"S NAME AND 
ADDRESS ACCURATELY.

3.	Having made the necessary changes on the name list, take that 
page and the others you have 	just received and make as many copies as 
you can initially afford to print. There is no need to 	over-extend 
yourself, as you can always print more later when the money starts 
coming in. Of 	Course you may want to consider that there are very good 
discounts for larger printing jobs.

4.	Send a copy of this entire packet (all of it is important) to 
everyone, whose name and address 	you can get your hands on. Start 
with your friends and relatives, since you can speak to them 	and 
encourage them to take advantage of this marvelous money making plan. 
Then, as your 	time and finances allow, mail to everyone and anyone. 
You can get names from classified ads, 	phone books and other 
directories. You can also mail to small business publications. I have 	
found that friends in real estate and other sales and service type 
business have mailing lists of 	currently hot prospects (opportunity 
seekers), and they will give you access to the best name 	list in 
the country, in the quantity you desire. Try your yellow page directory 
for mailing list 	businesses. You will find that a good name list 
will make more money than you could ever 	imagine. It's a great 
investment.


HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $$$ !

Let's say you decided to start small just to see how it goes, and we'll 
assume you and all those involved only send out 200 packets each. Let's 
also assume that each mailing only received a 5% response. Using good 
names, the response could easily be much better. Also, many people will 
send out thousands of packets instead of only 200. With a 5% return, 
that's 10 people who then participate by sending out 200 each or 2,000 
total. The 5% response to that brings a 100 orders. Those 100 mail out 
200 each of 20,000 total. The response will generate 10,000 $5.00 bills 
for you. CASH! Your total amounts to $55,550.00. Remember friends, this 
is assuming that 95 out of every 100 people you mail to do absolutely 
nothing with this opportunity and trash this packet. Dare to think for a 
moment, what would happen if everyone sent out 1,000 packets instead of 
only 200. Believe me, many people will do just that... and more!


SPECIAL ASSOCIATE PRINTING PRICES FROM
VARGA PRINTING

PHONE:(407) 331-4244	FAX (407) 331-4246

100 Packages:		A. Includes: Printed Package and 
Envelopes.......... $59.95 +tax
			B. Includes: Printed Package, Envelopes
			    Inserts, Postage & 
Mailing..................................$138.00 +tax	

Call for prices of larger quantities.                                 

Great way to make money with your home computer and printer. With almost 
any word processor you can make this packet up and print it for almost 
nothing . However you get the packets ,just make sure you get them in 
the mail because it's like money in the bank.

GOOD LUCK !!

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