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The World Can Be Yours To Enjoy
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PLEASE READ THROUGH THIS INFORMATION PACKAGE AT LEAST THREE TIMES
IT IS LOGICAL, IT WILL MAKE SENSE TO YOU,
AND IT WILL MAKE YOU MONEY !!
READ THIS TESTIMONIAL FROM SOMEONE WHO
RECENTLY PARTICIPATED IN THIS PROGRAM
My name is Sharon Vanderberg, I am 27 years old and live in Kitchener,
Ontario, Canada. I ask you one thing, please read this letter I have
written. I guarantee you, it will change your life - it did mine !!
When I first received this letter in the mail, I thought it was just a
chain letter...but after taking the time to read it through, I realized
that it was different.
I have been through this system once now and I have received $375,855
IN ONLY THREE MONTHS !!
My goal is one million dollars... after that we'll see.
My advice to you - just do it now! It is very simple and inexpensive,
and the money comes back to you within a month.
My first mailing was 250. This time I'm sending out 1000.
Never again will I work for someone else for $7.00/hour, thanks to this
program.
Good luck! Let me know how it goes.
S. Vanderberg
Kitchener, Ontario
Dear Associate:
Please read all the pages in this letter. This plan is simple to follow,
and it generates $5.00 bills freely as long as you mail it out.
This is not a chain letter, nor is it a pyramid scheme. All the money
that you receive belongs to you. This plan is a legal, multi-level
marketing sales program, teaching you the importance of creative
marketing.
ORGANIZATION IS IMPORTANT
1. Name your company ( if desired ).
2. Rent a nearby mailbox ( not to burden carrier ).
3. Read page 5 carefully. Order your "FOUR REPORTS" from the four
names and addresses shown.
Enclose with each order a stamped, self-addressed legal-size
envelope and a $5.00 bill (wrapped in paper for safety).
You will be selling these reports when people order them from you.
4. Now take page 5, and retype it entirely, replacing your name,
address, and postal code for the
first one on the list. Move the names on the list down one, type
the remaining three names and addresses for the respective reports,
and remove the fourth name. Now our name is on top, next to "Order
this report form" and you will be selling report #1. The top three
original names that you received in this letter are now below
yours. (Your name will be moved down the list as others get
involved, so you will be selling all four reports).
5. As you wait for your four reports, begin compiling your mailing
list. Go to the post office and purchase long, stamped envelopes
and begin addressing. Begin to make copies of your packet (the one
you are now reading).
6. As people request your four reports, they will tell you which
number they want. So when you get all four, make copies of them
and keep a master copy. They will send you their self-addressed
envelope with a $5.00 bill in it. The $5.00 bill is yours to keep.
Remove it. Send back the report they have ordered in the
addressed envelope that they have provided.
7. Keep current financial records. Pay income takes quarterly on
the income that you receive. You should apply to your municipal
authorities to register your company name.
8. Read and follow the instructions of page six carefully!!
Discounted printing, Labels and mailing available to the
associates. See page 7.
PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PLAN
By the time you read the enclosed information and look over the plan and
reports, you should have concluded that such a plan, and one that is
legal, could not have been created by an amateur.
Let me tell you about myself. I began as an independent, small business
man in 1969. Using good business practices, I had a profitable business
for ten years. Then in 1979, my business began trailing off. I was doing
the same things that were previously successful for me, but now it just
wasn't working. Finally it hit me! It wasn't me. It's just that are
economy had gone crazy. Inflation and recession had replaced the stable
economic growth that had been with us since 1945. There were more small
business failures than ever before. The middle class was vanishing.
Those who knew what they were doing and invested wisely, moved up...
those who didn't, including those who never had anything to save or
invest, were moving down into the ranks of the poor. Traditional ways of
making money will never allow you to move up or get rich because
inflation will ultimately see to that.
You have just received the information that can give you financial
freedom for the rest of your life.
With practically no risk, but with a little bit of effort on your part,
you can have more money in the next few months than you ever could
imagine! I should also point out that I will not see a penny of your
money or anyone else's who participates in this plan. This one's for
you! I've made over FOUR MILLION DOLLARS and retired from the plan after
having sent out 16,000 letter packets. I have moved to the rich side of
the tracks. Will you be able to say the same in twelve weeks? If you
only send out one-tenth the packets I did... you could be a rich person.
Please follow the plan exactly as instructed. Do not change it in
anyway. Remember to send a copy of all the introductory sheets to
everyone you can think of. Don't feel hesitant about sending only a few
dozen letter packets out in the beginning. One of the people you send
this packet to may send out 5,000... and your name will be on everyone
of them! Remember though the more you send, the more potential customers
you will reach.
It might interest you to know that what we are doing here is part
of"Multi-Level Marketing"(MLM). Multi-Level Marketing plays a large part
in the distribution of products through out the world today. It has
become the third largest world wide distribution system, and is growing
by leaps and bounds. It is being taught in Harvard Business College, and
both Stanford Research and the Wall Street Journal have stated that
between 50% and 65% of all goods and services will be sold by
Multi-Level Marketing methods in the 1990's. This is a Multi-Billion
Dollar Industry! Of the 500,000 Millionaires in the U.S., 20% made their
fortunes in the last 7 years in Multi-Level Marketing. Statistics tell
us that Multi-Level Marketing makes 45 millionaires a day!
I am now enjoying a early, secure retirement on the fortune I made by
sending out packets like this one. You too will be earning very good
money in five or six weeks if you follow the simple steps outlined on
these pages. To be financially independent is to be free. Free to make
money decisions as you never have before. Go into business. Get into
investments, retire or take a vacation. No longer will the lack of money
hold you back.
However very few people reach financial independence because when
opportunity knocks, they choose to ignore it. It's so much easier to say
"No" than to say "Yes." This is the question that you must answer. Will
you ignore this legal business opportunity or will you take advantage of
it? If you don't think this is a spectacular opportunity, then please
take time to read this. You have indeed missed something. If you have
any questions, please feel free to write the sender of this information.
You'll get a very informative reply.
My method is a simple one. I sell thousands of people a product for
$5.00 that costs me pennies to produce and mail. Everyone involved in
the program makes money for everyone else in the program. If anyone
makes money, everyone makes money. I should also point out that this
program is completely legal! At time you probably received chain letters
asking you to send money but getting nothing in return. No product
whatsoever! Not only are chain letters illegal, but the risk that
someone will break the chain makes them quite unattractive.
The plan has the effect and appeal of a chain letter, but is legal,
since you are offering a legitimate product to potential customers.
After they purchase the product from you, they produce more and resell
the product. It's free enterprise! As you will learn from the enclosed
material, the "product" in this plan is a series of four financial and
business reports. The information contained in these reports will not
only help you in making your participation in the plan more rewarding,
but will be useful to you in other business decisions you make in the
years ahead. You are also buying the rights to reprint all the reports,
which will be ordered from you by those to whom you choose to mail this
packet.
The concise one and two page reports you'll be buying can easily be
reproduced at a local center for a cost of approximately seven cents per
page in small quantity. The price goes down considerably for larger
quantities of 1,000 or more. Of course, you may want to print just a
small quantity until the money comes rolling in. You can always call
your printer with another order.
So, my friend, I've given you the idea, information, materials and the
opportunity to become financially independent.
GENUINE SUCCESS! Edward L. Green
REQUIRED REPORTS
Do not forget to order each report by mail, indicating name and number
of the report desired.
REPORT #1: HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL MAIL
ORDER SALES
This report will give you much needed information to help you
with this plan. It will show you how you can really make a
quarter of a million dollars in just four months.
Order this report from: KR Enterprises
P.O. Box 1440
N. Falmouth, MA 02556-1440
REPORT #2: MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES
Learn the money making secrets of some well known giant
corporations.
Order this report from: Jamn Enterprises, Inc.
P.O. Box 521030
Longwood, FL 32752-1030
REPORT #3: SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS
You have learned the importance of good mailing lists, here's
where to find them.
Order this report from: Hill Industries
19-1/2 Hill Avenue
Orlando, FL 32801
REPORT #4: EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS
Find out which plans work, which don't and why.
Order this report from: Sportees, Inc.
P.O. Box 196156
Winter Springs, FL 32719-6156
Note: Always send a self-addressed, stamped envelope and $5.00 cash
(wrapped in paper). If, by chance someone on the list lets you down and
you do not receive a particular report, remember, everyone participating
holds all four reports. You can always request your missing report from
one of the names on the list who sent you a report. Just send another
$5.00 bill and request your report with a self-addressed, stamped
envelope. This will enable you to continue the program.
INSTRUCTIONS
Follow these easy steps to achieve maximum results.
1. Order all four reports listed and numbered on the previous page.
Do this by ordering one report from each of the four names listed. For
each report, send $5.00 in cash (wrapped in paper) and a stamped,
self-addressed, legal size envelope, to the person listed for that
specific report. You still need all four reports because you will be
reprinting them and reselling them. Please, do not alter the names
or their sequence other than instructed in this packet.
IMPORTANT: ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.
2. Replace the name and address under report #1 with yours, moving
the one there down to report #2. Then move the name and address that
was there to report #3, then the name and address that was under
report #4 is dropped off the list and is, no doubt, on the way to the
bank. Either retype the previous page, making the necessary changes, or
simply type the names and addresses on labels and paste them over the
old names. WHEN DOING THIS PLEASE BE SURE TO COPY EVERYONE"S NAME AND
ADDRESS ACCURATELY.
3. Having made the necessary changes on the name list, take that
page and the others you have just received and make as many copies as
you can initially afford to print. There is no need to over-extend
yourself, as you can always print more later when the money starts
coming in. Of Course you may want to consider that there are very good
discounts for larger printing jobs.
4. Send a copy of this entire packet (all of it is important) to
everyone, whose name and address you can get your hands on. Start
with your friends and relatives, since you can speak to them and
encourage them to take advantage of this marvelous money making plan.
Then, as your time and finances allow, mail to everyone and anyone.
You can get names from classified ads, phone books and other
directories. You can also mail to small business publications. I have
found that friends in real estate and other sales and service type
business have mailing lists of currently hot prospects (opportunity
seekers), and they will give you access to the best name list in
the country, in the quantity you desire. Try your yellow page directory
for mailing list businesses. You will find that a good name list
will make more money than you could ever imagine. It's a great
investment.
HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $$$ !
Let's say you decided to start small just to see how it goes, and we'll
assume you and all those involved only send out 200 packets each. Let's
also assume that each mailing only received a 5% response. Using good
names, the response could easily be much better. Also, many people will
send out thousands of packets instead of only 200. With a 5% return,
that's 10 people who then participate by sending out 200 each or 2,000
total. The 5% response to that brings a 100 orders. Those 100 mail out
200 each of 20,000 total. The response will generate 10,000 $5.00 bills
for you. CASH! Your total amounts to $55,550.00. Remember friends, this
is assuming that 95 out of every 100 people you mail to do absolutely
nothing with this opportunity and trash this packet. Dare to think for a
moment, what would happen if everyone sent out 1,000 packets instead of
only 200. Believe me, many people will do just that... and more!
SPECIAL ASSOCIATE PRINTING PRICES FROM
VARGA PRINTING
PHONE:(407) 331-4244 FAX (407) 331-4246
100 Packages: A. Includes: Printed Package and
Envelopes.......... $59.95 +tax
B. Includes: Printed Package, Envelopes
Inserts, Postage &
Mailing..................................$138.00 +tax
Call for prices of larger quantities.
Great way to make money with your home computer and printer. With almost
any word processor you can make this packet up and print it for almost
nothing . However you get the packets ,just make sure you get them in
the mail because it's like money in the bank.
GOOD LUCK !!
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