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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 Jul 1997.
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Cows! Please send me cows!

Cows! Please send me cows!

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 2 Jul 1997
Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 2 Jul 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
>kry...@acsu.buffalo.edu

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Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 2 Jul 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
>kry...@acsu.buffalo.edu

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All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow
 1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
 2. Don't cry over spilled milk.
 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, 
      no cholesterol, and  no taste!
 4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
 5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
 6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
 7. It's better to be seen and not herd.
 8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
 9. Never take any bull from anybody.
10. Always let them know who's the bossy.
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

-joan
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  ____\_(m___m)_________)tark, joan  
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Glory Moon <p_...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 2 Jul 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
On 2 Jul 1997 04:47:02 GMT, spu...@aol.com (Spunk1111) wrote:

>>kry...@acsu.buffalo.edu
>
>                                       __.----.___
>           ||            ||  (\(__)/)-'||      ;--` ||
>          _||____________||___`(QQ)'___||______;____||_
>          -||------------||----)  (----||-----------||-
>          _||____________||___(o  o)___||______;____||_
>          -||------------||----`--'----||-----------||-
>           ||            ||       `|| ||| || ||     ||jgs
>        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow
> 1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
> 2. Don't cry over spilled milk.
> 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, 
>      no cholesterol, and  no taste!
> 4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
> 5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
> 6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
> 7. It's better to be seen and not herd.
> 8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
> 9. Never take any bull from anybody.
>10. Always let them know who's the bossy.
>11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
>12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
>13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
>
>-joan
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>                                         {\('v')/}
>         (\_/)        ____________________`(   )'_____
>     (  =(^Y^)=      (_ pun...@juno.com ^^" "^^
>  ____\_(m___m)_________)tark, joan  
>  ASCII art: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ 

Moooooo, this honey is so cute! -- mooed a cow I met on the way.

cheers,
glory


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