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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Dec 1997.
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Cats & Christmas

Cats & Christmas

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 24 Dec 1997 - 31 Dec 1997
Miss Kitty <mis...@global.dyn.ml.org> ASCII art 24 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
                                    *  ������  Finish! 10,000 points!
   HOW YOUR CAT SEES               ���
   YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE:           �鰰�
                                 �������        2,000 point bonus if you
                                ��������       knock tree over on it's side!
                               �����������
                              �����������
                             ���������������
Pull string of lights ���  鰰���������������
off tree- 500 points       �������������������  ��� Candy canes- 200 points
                          ���������������������      if eaten; 400 points
                         �����鰰���������������     if thrown up
                       鰰�����������鰰����鰰��
                       �������������������������� ��Glass balls- 200 points
Knock off and ������ �����������������������������   if knocked off;
break these-         ������鰰����������鰰��������   300 points if broken
150 points          ��������������������������������
                   ���������������������������������
Shred paper ����Ŀ                ���
300 points                �����   ���     ������
                ��������� ����� ��������  ������ �����  ��� Start Here
---
 � * Kitty's Keep BBS * Fullerton, California USA * 714-871-2227

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 24 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
>From: mis...@global.dyn.ml.org (Miss Kitty)
>Message-id: <882...@global.dyn.ml.org>
>
>                                    *  ������  Finish! 10,000 points!
>   HOW YOUR CAT SEES               ���
>   YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE:           �鰰�
>                                 �������        2,000 point bonus if you
>                                ��������       knock tree over on it's side!
>                               �����������
>                              �����������
>                             ���������������
>Pull string of lights ���  鰰���������������
>off t

<SNIP  major use of NON-ASCII characters!>

This is an ASCII newsgroup.  Please cease from using
non-ASCII characters as they look different from
system to system.  They are not universal.  Read
the FAQ if you have any questions!
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/faq.htm

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Miss Kitty wrote in message <882...@global.dyn.ml.org>...
>                                    *  ������  Finish! 10,000 points!
>   HOW YOUR CAT SEES               ���
>   YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE:           �鰰�
>                                 �������        2,000 point bonus if you
>                                ��������       knock tree over on it's side!
>                               �����������
>                              �����������
>                             ���������������
>Pull string of lights ���  鰰���������������
>off tree- 500 points       �������������������  ��� Candy canes- 200 points
>                          ���������������������      if eaten; 400 points
>                         �����鰰���������������     if thrown up
>                       鰰�����������鰰����鰰��
>                       �������������������������� ��Glass balls- 200 points
>Knock off and ������ �����������������������������   if knocked off;
>break these-         ������鰰����������鰰��������   300 points if broken
>150 points          ��������������������������������
>                   ���������������������������������
>Shred paper ����Ŀ                ���
>300 points                �����   ���     ������
>                ��������� ����� ��������  ������ �����  ��� Start Here
>---
> � * Kitty's Keep BBS * Fullerton, California USA * 714-871-2227
>

Cats are nasty.  They lick the butter, and spray on your walls.  They shed toxoplasmosis in their feces.  Still and all, you can't
make a real tamale, without cats.  Only real catmeat will give tamales that "authentic" flavor.

Jonathon R. Oglesbee
ogl...@fullnet.net-remove to reply

llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 25 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
> Miss Kitty wrote in message <882...@global.dyn.ml.org>...
> >                                    *
> >   HOW YOUR CAT SEES 
> >   YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE:

I have taken the liberty of altering the tree by taking all of those non
standard characters out.


                                    *  <-----  Finish! 10,000 points!
   HOW YOUR CAT SEES               oo^
   YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE:           oeooo
                                 ooooooo        2,000 point bonus if you
                                ooo^ooeoo       knock tree over on it's
side!
                               ooooooooooo
                              ooooooooooeoo
                             oooooooo^oooooo
Pull string of lights --->  eoooooooooooooooo
off tree- 500 points       ooooooooooooooo^ooo  <--- Candy canes- 200
points
                          ooooooooo^ooooooooooo      if eaten; 400
points
                         ooooooooooooooooooooooo     if thrown up
                        eoooooooooooeooooooeooooo
                       ooooooo^ooooooooooooooooooo <- Glass balls- 200
points
Knock off and ---->   ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo      if knocked off;
break these-         ooooooeooooooooooooeoooo^oooooo   300 points if
broken
150 points          ^ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo^
                   ooooooooo^oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Shred paper -----.                +++
300 points       V        UUUUU   +++     UUUUUU
                UUUUUUUUU UUUUU ++++++++  UUUUUU UUUUU  <--- Start Here

 P * Kitty's Keep BBS * Fullerton, California USA * 714-871-2227


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llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 26 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
llizard wrote:
> 
> > Miss Kitty wrote in message <882...@global.dyn.ml.org>...
> > >                                    *
> > >   HOW YOUR CAT SEES
> > >   YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE:
> 
> I have taken the liberty of altering the tree by taking all of those non
> standard characters out.
> 
>                                     *  <-----  Finish! 10,000 points!
>    HOW YOUR CAT SEES               oo^
>    YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE:           oeooo
>                                  ooooooo        2,000 point bonus if you
>                                 ooo^ooeoo       knock tree over on it's
> side!
>                                ooooooooooo
[snip of the rest]

Rats! I hate that when I don't notice that something is wider than 72
lines.

Here is another try (with a slightly different alteration):

.
                                *  <-----Finish! 10,000 points!
   HOW YOUR CAT SEES           ""o
   YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE:       "e"""
                             """""""        2,000 point bonus
                            """o""e""       if you knock tree
                           """""""""""      over on it's side!
                          """"""""""e""
Pull string --->         """"""""o""""""
of lights off           e""""""""""""""""  <---- Candy canes
tree- 500 points       """""""""""""""o"""     200 points if
                      """""""""o"""""""""""  eaten; 400 points
                     """""""""""""""""""""""   if thrown up
                    e"""""""""""e""""""e"""""
                   """""""o""""""""""""""""""" <-- Glass balls
Knock off and---> """""""""""""""""""""""""""""    200 points if
break these      """"""e""""""""""""e""""o""""""   knocked off;
-150 points     o"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""o  300 points if   
               """""""""o""""""""""""""""""""""""     broken
Shred paper ---.              +++
300 points     V     UUUUU    +++     UUUUUU
           UUUUUUUUU UUUUU  ++++++++  UUUUUU UUUUU  <--- Start Here

 P * Kitty's Keep BBS * Fullerton, California USA * 714-871-2227


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ejm97      |\ \                      at this rate....

rickyp <ric...@execpc.com> ASCII art 31 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote:

> Cats are nasty.  They lick the butter, and spray on your walls.
> They shed toxoplasmosis in their feces.  Still and all, you can't
> make a real tamale, without cats.  Only real catmeat will give
> tamales that "authentic" flavor.
> 
> Jonathon R. Oglesbee
> ogl...@fullnet.net-remove to reply


!

hehe...

"God made the cat that man might know the pleasure of caressing the
lion."

"A cat is a bundle of love wrapped in a furr coat."

                   - and -

"Women and cats will do as they damned well please,
and men and dogs had better get used to it."


hehe...  mexican food...   MMMMmmmm...

rickyp


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