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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Sep 2004.
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Derren Brown's School Days, episode 8

Derren Brown's School Days, episode 8

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 23 Sep 2004 - 25 Sep 2004
mr_twig <mr_...@colintheowl.com> ASCII art 23 Sep 2004 13:17 · permalink · report
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  ____________             __
  |          |           // 0              What are you
  |  |----|  |   __     ||   C             queueing for?
  |  |    |  |  =  \    ||  =---\                     |
  |  |    |  |  O  |    ||  /    Derren's auditioning |
  |  |    |  |  <  |    //  \    for a new trick! It  |
  |  |____|  |  >  /   //||| \   sounds dangerous!    |
  |          |   \|      ||| /                        |
  |        O |   /\      ||||                      ~~~~
  |----------|  /|||     ||||                      O   \
  ||RUSSIAN ||  ||||     |""|                     C   @|
  ||ROULETTE||  |vv|     /  \                     |    |
  |----------|  |__|    /    \                    >    /
  |          |  |  |   /______\                    \__/
  |          |  ||||     ||||                      /  \
  |          | _||||     |||_                     ||   |
  |__________|(__|||     ||__\                    ||   |
                (__|     \__\                     ||   |
                                                  ||   |
---------------------------------------------------------
INSIDE...               Right, I'm sure I've got    |~~|
                        it right THIS time...\      |  |
                                              \     |00|
                    Isn't Russian Roulette     \    |< |
                    usually about aiming        ----\o /
               @@@  the gun at           _____    /  #/
               O O  yourself?           ()___ |__/__/  \
              ( > )  /                      (||_/___   ||
               \V/---                        --/   |   ||
               / \\     Yes, but I've not     /    |   ||
              |   |\    perfected it yet.-----     |   ||
              |   | \                              |   VV
              |   |  \                              ====
              |   |   -OK!                         |   |
_______       /===\                                | | |
 \ \/ /\__     | |                                 | | |
  \_\/__Ox)    | |                                 | | |
___/    \_)__  | |                                 | | |
   _____/ O^o} | |                               __| | |
__<_____\___o}== ==                             |_ __| |
                                                  |____|
---------------------------------------------------------
  ____________
  |          |                         __
  |  |----|------BANG                  0 \\
  |  |    /  |                 __     C   ||
  |  |   /|  |                =  \     =  ||
  |  |  / |  | --Thump        O  |     \  ||
  |  |____|  |/               <  |     /  \\
  |     ------                >  /    / |||\\
  |     --------'Oh, shit.'    \|     \ |||        ~~~~
  |----------|                 /\      ||||        O   \
  ||RUSSIAN ||                /|||     ||||       C   @|
  ||ROULETTE|| -'Next         ||||     |""|       |    |
  |----------|/    please!'   |vv|     /  \       >    /
  |     ------                |__|    /    \       \__/
  |          |                |  |   /______\      /  \
  |          |                ||||     ||||       ||   |
  |__________|               _||||     _|||       ||   |
                            (__|||    /__||       ||   |
                              (__|     /__/       ||   |
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This is the last Derren Brown I have for now, so they won't be coming
so regularly from now on - they'll just appear as I do 'em.

_.-In alt.ascii-art, mr_twig wrote the following -._
>  |          |           // 0              What are you
>  |  |----|  |   __     ||   C             queueing for?

<totaly bogus rant for the fun of it>
Now you have done it.  You just lost all of your American readers
because they don't know what queueing is.  What next?  Will Derren
tarry one his way to school?  Will he get some biscuts at lunch?
Take a trolly on a lift?  Have some chips and tea?
</totaly bogus rant for the fun of it>

-- 
  .-'))  http://asciipr0n.com/fp   ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> <totaly bogus rant for the fun of it>
> Now you have done it.  You just lost all of your American readers
> because they don't know what queueing is.  What next?  Will Derren
> tarry one his way to school?  Will he get some biscuts at lunch?
> Take a trolly on a lift?  Have some chips and tea?
> </totaly bogus rant for the fun of it>

I beg your pardon! I happen to know what all of those expressions 
mean... of course, I may simply be better-informed than most Americans. <g>

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