ASCII Art Fart for Wed, Sep 05, 2001

>
>                            WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
>

Come on ! .. Even I can do better captions than that !

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or how about :

"Ohh baby .. you sure know how to push my buttons !"

or

"I'm new at this .. where do I plugin"

or

"Watch out babe , I got da l33t3st gigabit interface installed .. just hope you
can handle my tranfer"

or

"Is that a joystick in your USB .. or are you just happy to C me"

or

"ICQ" .. "Hey you found me .. lover"

or

( SYSTEM HALTED ) .. "What ! .. I swear .. it have never gone floppy on me
before"

or

... HARD .. DRIVE

"What do you mean activation code ? - You didn't mention any of this when I
picked you up"

or

"Ohhh yeah !! Poke my registers!"


.. I'd better stop before i get carried away by the nice men in white coats

- CeeJay

> "Ohhh yeah !! Poke my registers!"

Now THAT is the FUNNY shit. :)

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On Wed, 5 Sep 2001 23:33:31 +0200, "CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt> wrote:

>
>>
>>                            WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
>>
>
>Come on ! .. Even I can do better captions than that !
>

>
>"Ohh baby .. you sure know how to push my buttons !"
>
>or
>
>"I'm new at this .. where do I plugin"
>
>or
>
>"Watch out babe , I got da l33t3st gigabit interface installed .. just hope you
>can handle my tranfer"
>
>or
>
>"Is that a joystick in your USB .. or are you just happy to C me"
>
>or
>
>"ICQ" .. "Hey you found me .. lover"
>
>or
>
>( SYSTEM HALTED ) .. "What ! .. I swear .. it have never gone floppy on me
>before"
>
>or
>
>... HARD .. DRIVE
>
>"What do you mean activation code ? - You didn't mention any of this when I
>picked you up"
>
>or
>
>"Ohhh yeah !! Poke my registers!"
>
>
>.. I'd better stop before i get carried away by the nice men in white coats
>
>- CeeJay
>
>

I said it before, that is NOT the originl tran 
"Dark Lord of Smutification and reposter of ill repute"

heck, not even a poor substitute.

not that I actually MIND tran having gone missing, it IS curious however.

         Reader Poll
Do you think: (choose only one please)
    Dimple chads will be rejected

[_] (A) The original Tran is in jail for sex crimes.

[_] (B) The original Tran WAS in jail, and changed his 
        ways to appease the parole board.

[_] (C) The Original Tran died while performing his 
        famous "Triple Treat" on the parole board 
        and they are posting in his name to "cover up".

[_] (D) His mommy caught him posting and told him that 
        if he didn't clean it up, she was taking his 
        puppy "lick lick" away.

[_] (E) Other (such as aliens abducting Tran and leaving 
        an imitation tran here to take his place etc)
       




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On 06 Sep 2001 01:34:56 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP)
enlightened us with:

> On Wed, 5 Sep 2001 23:33:31 +0200, "CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt> wrote:
> I said it before, that is NOT the originl tran 
> "Dark Lord of Smutification and reposter of ill repute"

Have certainly noticed that his recent ones have tended to err on funny rather
than sick

> 
> heck, not even a poor substitute.
> 
> not that I actually MIND tran having gone missing, it IS curious however.
> 
>          Reader Poll
> Do you think: (choose only one please)
>     Dimple chads will be rejected

In the UK we mark a X in a box with a pencil. Oh how un educated and simple we
are...

> 
> [_] (A) The original Tran is in jail for sex crimes.
> 
> [_] (B) The original Tran WAS in jail, and changed his 
>         ways to appease the parole board.
> 
> [X] (C) The Original Tran died while performing his 
>         famous "Triple Treat" on the parole board 
>         and they are posting in his name to "cover up".
> 
> [_] (D) His mommy caught him posting and told him that 
>         if he didn't clean it up, she was taking his 
>         puppy "lick lick" away.
> 
> [_] (E) Other (such as aliens abducting Tran and leaving 
>         an imitation tran here to take his place etc)
>        

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> 
>          Reader Poll
> Do you think: (choose only one please)
>     Dimple chads will be rejected
> 
> [*] (C) The Original Tran died while performing his 
>         famous "Triple Treat" on the parole board 
>         and they are posting in his name to "cover up".
> 
> 

You know if he had not crossposted to alt.binaries.* the New-tran
could have looked at all the Old-tran posts.  But Nooowoo. 

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