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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Jan 2006.
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[request] Flying Spaghetti Monster

[request] Flying Spaghetti Monster

alt.ascii-art · 27 messages · 3 Jan 2006 - 10 Jan 2006
Greetings!

If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
learn much about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, His intelligent design
of the world in which we live, and the cause of global warming, but
also you'll see various artistic depictions of Him.

However, I'm unable to find an ascii-art icon of FSM suitable for use
as a Usenet signature, and I have no ascii-art skill myself.

Can anybody help?



PJR :-)
-- 
Nominations for the Richbull.com Memorial Award:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/nominations.html

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> ASCII art 4 Jan 2006 03:17 · permalink · report
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Peter J Ross wrote the following -._
> Greetings!
>
> If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
> learn much about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, His intelligent design
> of the world in which we live, and the cause of global warming, but
> also you'll see various artistic depictions of Him.
>
> However, I'm unable to find an ascii-art icon of FSM suitable for use
> as a Usenet signature, and I have no ascii-art skill myself.
>
> Can anybody help?

When I saw you had posted this earlier today I was kind of caught off
gaurd that I hadn't already done one.  So here you go

                       ___    ___
                      / _ \  / _ \
                     ( (_) )( (_) )
                      \_ _/  \_ _/
            __       _.-\\----//--._
        _  / _\___.-'/ _| / _\  /\/\`-._.-.__   _
       (_\_)| \___   ||_  ((_  //\/\\  _.-._ \-' )
         \__)   __)  | _| _) ) ||  || (_    \_.-'
               /_-.  ||   \_/  ||  .-'-.\
           _._//  / .--._______.-'\ \   \\__._
          /_._/   \ \              ))    \__._)
         (/     _.-')             ( `-._
               (_.-'         :F_P: `--._)

:F_P:#################################Mon Jan 2 2006#################
# Flying Spaghetti Monster

Permalink = http://www.fauxascii.com/ascii/unpr0n/fsm.html

As for signature size: his noodely appendages don't translate that
well in 4 lines:

1         O O
2    --__/FSM\-'-_
3    __-'\___/-.__
4       /    \ :F_P:

--
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Dan Wesely <dwe...@rap.midco.net> ASCII art 4 Jan 2006 05:54 · permalink · report
Peter J Ross wrote:
> Greetings!
> 
> If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
<snip>
> Can anybody help?

Pirate fish
-----------

JavE conversion (no tweaking):
                              .,
                   ...,     .+D     `.V!
             ..JgMMMMM!    .M#`  ` .dF       .
          .JMMMMMMMMM%    dMM'    JM#     .+F
       .J,.TMMMMMMMM#    dMMF    JMM:    JMF
     .dMMM@  `TMMMMM@   JMMM:   .MMF    dMM`    .#^`
    .MMMMMr     `TMM# `.MMMM:  .MMM:   JMMF   .dM'       ` .
   .MMMMMML       ..= MMMMMM'JMMMM#!...MMM%  .MM%    `.JNM@'
  .M^,MMMMMe   ` .MMb MMMM3.rdMM#1+,JMMMMY`.JMMM:   .+MM#'
.MMNbJMMMMMN...MMMM# MMM%.M%?M#.MM;JMMM!d%dMMM=.,.NMMMB
.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM% ?Y7.MMr   ,MMr   `JMr,YW'JMFJMM@..,
.TMMMMMM2    ?TMM9!     .MM@    dMb    `Mb    ?Mr.T9.MMN,
  ...J7TY9   JaJ..        JMN.   .MN.    WN     Wb   .TMMMJ
   dMNJMN.JgMMMMN,         MMr    ,Mb`    Wl     T       `?'
     7MMMMMMMMMMMN,        .MN.    .Wl     7
        ?THMMMMMMMMN,       .Hb      ?
              ?TWMMMMMx       T,`

freehand sig-sized:

1    _.-, / ,      STOP GLOBAL
2  ,`(\(_/_/_/,_,    WARMING,
3 (    ( ( \ \ '`     BECOME
4  `'-..\ \ `        A PIRATE


diddles?

-Phydeaux

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Dan Wesely wrote the following -._
> Peter J Ross wrote:
>> Greetings!
>> 
>> If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
><snip>
>> Can anybody help?
>
> Pirate fish
>
> JavE conversion (no tweaking):
>                               .,
>                    ...,     .+D     `.V!
>              ..JgMMMMM!    .M#`  ` .dF       .
>           .JMMMMMMMMM%    dMM'    JM#     .+F
>        .J,.TMMMMMMMM#    dMMF    JMM:    JMF
>      .dMMM@  `TMMMMM@   JMMM:   .MMF    dMM`    .#^`
>     .MMMMMr     `TMM# `.MMMM:  .MMM:   JMMF   .dM'       ` .
>    .MMMMMML       ..= MMMMMM'JMMMM#!...MMM%  .MM%    `.JNM@'
>   .M^,MMMMMe   ` .MMb MMMM3.rdMM#1+,JMMMMY`.JMMM:   .+MM#'
> .MMNbJMMMMMN...MMMM# MMM%.M%?M#.MM;JMMM!d%dMMM=.,.NMMMB
> .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM% ?Y7.MMr   ,MMr   `JMr,YW'JMFJMM@..,
> .TMMMMMM2    ?TMM9!     .MM@    dMb    `Mb    ?Mr.T9.MMN,
>   ...J7TY9   JaJ..        JMN.   .MN.    WN     Wb   .TMMMJ
>    dMNJMN.JgMMMMN,         MMr    ,Mb`    Wl     T       `?'
>      7MMMMMMMMMMMN,        .MN.    .Wl     7
>         ?THMMMMMMMMN,       .Hb      ?
>               ?TWMMMMMx       T,`

That would look better as line art.

> freehand sig-sized:
>
> 1    _.-, / ,      STOP GLOBAL
> 2  ,`(\(_/_/_/,_,    WARMING,
> 3 (    ( ( \ \ '`     BECOME
> 4  `'-..\ \ `        A PIRATE

That was much better than my 4 line FSM.

-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Dan Wesely wrote the following -._
> 
>>Peter J Ross wrote:
>>
>>>Greetings!
>>>
>>>If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
>>
>><snip>
>>
>>>Can anybody help?
>>
>>Pirate fish
>>
>>JavE conversion (no tweaking):
>>                              .,
>>                   ...,     .+D     `.V!
>>             ..JgMMMMM!    .M#`  ` .dF       .
>>          .JMMMMMMMMM%    dMM'    JM#     .+F
>>       .J,.TMMMMMMMM#    dMMF    JMM:    JMF
>>     .dMMM@  `TMMMMM@   JMMM:   .MMF    dMM`    .#^`
>>    .MMMMMr     `TMM# `.MMMM:  .MMM:   JMMF   .dM'       ` .
>>   .MMMMMML       ..= MMMMMM'JMMMM#!...MMM%  .MM%    `.JNM@'
>>  .M^,MMMMMe   ` .MMb MMMM3.rdMM#1+,JMMMMY`.JMMM:   .+MM#'
>>.MMNbJMMMMMN...MMMM# MMM%.M%?M#.MM;JMMM!d%dMMM=.,.NMMMB
>>.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM% ?Y7.MMr   ,MMr   `JMr,YW'JMFJMM@..,
>>.TMMMMMM2    ?TMM9!     .MM@    dMb    `Mb    ?Mr.T9.MMN,
>>  ...J7TY9   JaJ..        JMN.   .MN.    WN     Wb   .TMMMJ
>>   dMNJMN.JgMMMMN,         MMr    ,Mb`    Wl     T       `?'
>>     7MMMMMMMMMMMN,        .MN.    .Wl     7
>>        ?THMMMMMMMMN,       .Hb      ?
>>              ?TWMMMMMx       T,`
> 
> 
> That would look better as line art.
> 
> 
>>freehand sig-sized:
>>
>>1    _.-, / ,      STOP GLOBAL
>>2  ,`(\(_/_/_/,_,    WARMING,
>>3 (    ( ( \ \ '`     BECOME
>>4  `'-..\ \ `        A PIRATE
> 
> 
> That was much better than my 4 line FSM.
> 

Thanks :)  I tried playing diddling the 4-line FSM, but it ended up 
looking like a crab... I liked your full-size one, though!

Dan Wesely <dwe...@rap.midco.net> ASCII art 4 Jan 2006 06:13 · permalink · report
Dan Wesely wrote:
> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> 
>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Dan Wesely wrote the following -._
>>
>>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>
>>>> Greetings!
>>>>
>>>> If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
>>>
>>>
>>> <snip>
>>>
>>>> Can anybody help?
>>>
<snip>

> Thanks :)  I tried playing diddling the 4-line FSM, but it ended up 
> looking like a crab... I liked your full-size one, though!

second wind:

1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
3       / (`---'\ `-.
4    ,-`  _)    (_,

Dan Wesely <dwe...@rap.midco.net> ASCII art 4 Jan 2006 06:45 · permalink · report
Dan Wesely wrote:
> Dan Wesely wrote:
> 
>> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>>
>>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Dan Wesely wrote the following -._
>>>
>>>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Greetings!
>>>>>
>>>>> If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>>> Can anybody help?
>>>>
>>>>
> <snip>
> 
>> Thanks :)  I tried playing diddling the 4-line FSM, but it ended up 
>> looking like a crab... I liked your full-size one, though!
> 
> 
> second wind:
> 
> 1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
> 2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
> 3       / (`---'\ `-.
> 4    ,-`  _)    (_,

This one turned out pretty blocky, and the 4-liner was completely 
unrecognizeable:

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=825452

          88 oo
         .88888.
     888888888888888
         , o`()-
         |     |
       ----HHH--+--:
          \   /
           `-'      /
   __      _| _  _|  _
   |||\/  (_|(_|(_| _)
      / _
   _   |_)o __ _ _|_ _
  (_|  |  | | (_| |_(/_


(that's Glenn Chappell's "bigfig" font, slightly touched up)

mik...@gmail.com ASCII art 4 Jan 2006 09:15 · permalink · report
> This one turned out pretty blocky, and the 4-liner was completely
> unrecognizeable:
>
> http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=825452
>
>           88 oo
>          .88888.
>      888888888888888
>          , o`()-
>          |     |
>        ----HHH--+--:
>           \   /
>            `-'      /
>    __      _| _  _|  _
>    |||\/  (_|(_|(_| _)
>       / _
>    _   |_)o __ _ _|_ _
>   (_|  |  | | (_| |_(/_
>
>
> (that's Glenn Chappell's "bigfig" font, slightly touched up)


don't know if mine is any better, but here is a shot

           mMm mMm
          mMMMmMMMm
       @#############@
          / _`-._ \
         (  o) (_)')
          \   c   /
          ---HHH--:===:
            \   /
             `-'
       _     _  _  _ ,
      )))\/ |_)(_||_) S
       _ / _ o   _ _|_ _ 
      (_| |_)||`(_| | (/_
          |

mik...@gmail.com ASCII art 4 Jan 2006 09:45 · permalink · report
> This one turned out pretty blocky, and the 4-liner was completely
> unrecognizeable:
>
> http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=825452
>
>           88 oo
>          .88888.
>      888888888888888
>          , o`()-
>          |     |
>        ----HHH--+--:
>           \   /
>            `-'      /
>    __      _| _  _|  _
>    |||\/  (_|(_|(_| _)
>       / _
>    _   |_)o __ _ _|_ _
>   (_|  |  | | (_| |_(/_
>
>
> (that's Glenn Chappell's "bigfig" font, slightly touched up)

      mMm mMm              .;.;.            .;.;;.
     mMMMmMMMm           ;;;;;;;;;        :;;;;;;;;:
  @#############@           o(_)            |O (_)
     / _`-._ \            --HHH-:==:       ---HH-:==:
    (  o) (_)')             `-'              `--'
     \   c   /            my dad's                  _     _ /_  _ /'_
     ---HHH--:===:        a pirate                 ///\/ (_/(_/(_/_/
       \   /                                       _  /_ o _ _ _/_
_  _ _ _`-'___  ____ ___ ' __                     (_/ /_)// (_//(/_
|\/|  Y    |__> |--| |__> _)                         /
____   ___  _ ____ ____ ___ ____
|--|   |--' | |-<' |--|  |  |=__


           _  _  _|  o   _        _|   _ |       _
          (_|| )(_|  |  | )(/_(/_(_|  _) |(/_(/_|_)
                                                |

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Dan Wesely wrote the following -._
> second wind:
>
> 1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
> 2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
> 3       / (`---'\ `-.
> 4    ,-`  _)    (_,

Even this one is much better than my 4 line FSM.  It is recognizable
enough that even without the FSM in it you would know what it is.
Mine looks like a UFO with crab legs without FSM in it.

-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Veronica Karlsson <ver...@gmail.com> ASCII art 4 Jan 2006 15:42 · permalink · report
Dan Wesely wrote:
> Dan Wesely wrote:

> >> > Peter J Ross wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
> >> >
> 
> > Thanks :)  I tried playing diddling the 4-line FSM, but it ended up
> > looking like a crab... I liked your full-size one, though!
> 
> second wind:
> 
> 1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
> 2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
> 3       / (`---'\ `-.
> 4    ,-`  _)    (_,

Knowing where the OP comes from (as well as the fact that his first
reaction was to make his request to me) I'd say four lines is not a
requirement. The bigger the better!  :-)


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Peter J Ross <pj...@kookbusters.org> ASCII art 7 Jan 2006 21:31 · permalink · report
On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:17:15 GMT, Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com>
wrote in alt.ascii-art:

> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Peter J Ross wrote the following -._
>> Greetings!
>>
>> If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
>> learn much about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, His intelligent design
>> of the world in which we live, and the cause of global warming, but
>> also you'll see various artistic depictions of Him.
>>
>> However, I'm unable to find an ascii-art icon of FSM suitable for use
>> as a Usenet signature, and I have no ascii-art skill myself.
>>
>> Can anybody help?
>
> When I saw you had posted this earlier today I was kind of caught off
> gaurd that I hadn't already done one.  So here you go
>
>                        ___    ___
>                       / _ \  / _ \
>                      ( (_) )( (_) )
>                       \_ _/  \_ _/
>             __       _.-\\----//--._
>         _  / _\___.-'/ _| / _\  /\/\`-._.-.__   _
>        (_\_)| \___   ||_  ((_  //\/\\  _.-._ \-' )
>          \__)   __)  | _| _) ) ||  || (_    \_.-'
>                /_-.  ||   \_/  ||  .-'-.\
>            _._//  / .--._______.-'\ \   \\__._
>           /_._/   \ \              ))    \__._)
>          (/     _.-')             ( `-._
>                (_.-'         :F_P: `--._)
>
> :F_P:#################################Mon Jan 2 2006#################
> # Flying Spaghetti Monster

That will do very nicely indeed, sir. Many thanks. See .sig.

> Permalink = http://www.fauxascii.com/ascii/unpr0n/fsm.html
>
> As for signature size: his noodely appendages don't translate that
> well in 4 lines:
>
> 1         O O
> 2    --__/FSM\-'-_
> 3    __-'\___/-.__
> 4       /    \ :F_P:

Yes, the divine noodlitude can't be expressed as a holy icon in four
lines.

PJR :-)
-- 
Have you been touched    ___    ___          Hammer of Thor, Jan 2006
by His noodly           / _ \  / _ \
appendage?             ( (_) )( (_) )        Pierre Salinger Memorial
                        \_ _/  \_ _/         Hook, Line & Sinker, Dec
STOP GLOBAL   __       _.-\\----//--._                2003 & May 2005
WARMING   _  / _\___.-'/ _| / _\  /\/\`-._.-.__   _
NOW,     (_\_)| \___   ||_  ((_  //\/\\  _.-._ \-' )     AHM Wittiest
JIM LAD!   \__)   __)  | _| _) ) ||  || (_    \_.-'      Troll of the
                 /_-.  ||   \_/  ||  .-'-.\                Year, 2003
http://      _._//  / .--._______.-'\ \   \\__._          2004 & 2005
www.        /_._/   \ \              ))    \__._) 
venganza   (/     _.-')             ( `-._          wsd 42 ~ mhm 34x8
.org/            (_.-'         :F_P: `--._)      smeeter 30 ~ mwpl 12

Peter J Ross <pj...@kookbusters.org> ASCII art 7 Jan 2006 21:34 · permalink · report
On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:13:42 -0700, Dan Wesely <dwe...@rap.midco.net>
wrote in alt.ascii-art:

> Dan Wesely wrote:
>> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>> 
>>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Dan Wesely wrote the following -._
>>>
>>>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Greetings!
>>>>>
>>>>> If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>>> Can anybody help?
>>>>
> <snip>
>
>> Thanks :)  I tried playing diddling the 4-line FSM, but it ended up 
>> looking like a crab... I liked your full-size one, though!
>
> second wind:
>
> 1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
> 2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
> 3       / (`---'\ `-.
> 4    ,-`  _)    (_,

Nice.

Just as a challenge, I wonder if anybody can depict His sacred
meatballs instead of using the letters FSM where they would otherwise
be manifested to His followers?


PJR :-)
-- 
Have you been touched    ___    ___          Hammer of Thor, Jan 2006
by His noodly           / _ \  / _ \
appendage?             ( (_) )( (_) )        Pierre Salinger Memorial
                        \_ _/  \_ _/         Hook, Line & Sinker, Dec
STOP GLOBAL   __       _.-\\----//--._                2003 & May 2005
WARMING   _  / _\___.-'/ _| / _\  /\/\`-._.-.__   _
NOW,     (_\_)| \___   ||_  ((_  //\/\\  _.-._ \-' )     AHM Wittiest
JIM LAD!   \__)   __)  | _| _) ) ||  || (_    \_.-'      Troll of the
                 /_-.  ||   \_/  ||  .-'-.\                Year, 2003
http://      _._//  / .--._______.-'\ \   \\__._          2004 & 2005
www.        /_._/   \ \              ))    \__._) 
venganza   (/     _.-')             ( `-._          wsd 42 ~ mhm 34x8
.org/            (_.-'         :F_P: `--._)      smeeter 30 ~ mwpl 12

Peter J Ross <pj...@kookbusters.org> ASCII art 7 Jan 2006 21:42 · permalink · report
On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 16:42:52 +0100, Veronica Karlsson
<ver...@gmail.com> wrote in alt.ascii-art:

> Dan Wesely wrote:
>> Dan Wesely wrote:
>
>> >> > Peter J Ross wrote:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > If you take a look at http://www.venganza.org/, you will not only
>> >> >
>> 
>> > Thanks :)  I tried playing diddling the 4-line FSM, but it ended up
>> > looking like a crab... I liked your full-size one, though!
>> 
>> second wind:
>> 
>> 1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
>> 2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
>> 3       / (`---'\ `-.
>> 4    ,-`  _)    (_,
>
> Knowing where the OP comes from (as well as the fact that his first
> reaction was to make his request to me)

My attempt to seduce you seems to have failed. Oh well...

> I'd say four lines is not a requirement. The bigger the better!  :-)

As they say here in Somerset:

When PJR be seen as 'Netter,
Then big sig's good, but bigger's better!


PJR :-)
-- 
Have you been touched    ___    ___          Hammer of Thor, Jan 2006
by His noodly           / _ \  / _ \
appendage?             ( (_) )( (_) )        Pierre Salinger Memorial
                        \_ _/  \_ _/         Hook, Line & Sinker, Dec
STOP GLOBAL   __       _.-\\----//--._                2003 & May 2005
WARMING   _  / _\___.-'/ _| / _\  /\/\`-._.-.__   _
NOW,     (_\_)| \___   ||_  ((_  //\/\\  _.-._ \-' )     AHM Wittiest
JIM LAD!   \__)   __)  | _| _) ) ||  || (_    \_.-'      Troll of the
                 /_-.  ||   \_/  ||  .-'-.\                Year, 2003
http://      _._//  / .--._______.-'\ \   \\__._          2004 & 2005
www.        /_._/   \ \              ))    \__._) 
venganza   (/     _.-')             ( `-._          wsd 42 ~ mhm 34x8
.org/            (_.-'         :F_P: `--._)      smeeter 30 ~ mwpl 12

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Peter J Ross wrote the following -._
> Just as a challenge, I wonder if anybody can depict His sacred
> meatballs instead of using the letters FSM where they would otherwise
> be manifested to His followers?

Unfortunately the limitations of ascii mean that on any small scale[0]
that the the meatballs of fertility won't look right.  They could be
done but it wouldn't have much in the way artistic appeal.

[0] less than 20 lines

-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

mik...@gmail.com ASCII art 8 Jan 2006 08:14 · permalink · report
Peter J Ross wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:13:42 -0700, Dan Wesely <dwe...@rap.midco.net>
> wrote in alt.ascii-art:
>
> > Dan Wesely wrote:
> >> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> >>
> >>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Dan Wesely wrote the following -._
> >>>
> >>>> Peter J Ross wrote:

> > second wind:
> >
> > 1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
> > 2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
> > 3       / (`---'\ `-.
> > 4    ,-`  _)    (_,
>
> Nice.
>
> Just as a challenge, I wonder if anybody can depict His sacred
> meatballs instead of using the letters FSM where they would otherwise
> be manifested to His followers?
>
>
> PJR :-)

      _  _(o)_(o)_  _          Flying Spaghetti Monster
  ._.' `:_  ) (  _:' `._.                With
        / ((_)_)\ `-.            His Sacred Meatballs
     ,-`  _)    (_,                    Displayed

mik...@gmail.com ASCII art 8 Jan 2006 08:31 · permalink · report
> > second wind:
> >
> > 1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
> > 2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
> > 3       / (`---'\ `-.
> > 4    ,-`  _)    (_,
>
> Nice.
>
> Just as a challenge, I wonder if anybody can depict His sacred
> meatballs instead of using the letters FSM where they would otherwise
> be manifested to His followers?

      _  _(o)_(o)_  _          Flying Spaghetti Monster
  ._.' `:_  ) (  _:' `._.                With
        / ((_)_)\ `-.            His Sacred Meatballs
     ,-`  _)    (_,                    Displayed
                         .-.    .-.
                        ' _ `. . _ `.
                       : (_) :: (_) ;
                        `. .'  `. .'
              __       _.-\\----//--._
          _  / _\___.-'               `-._.-.__   _
         (_\_)| \___                     _.-._ \-' )
           \__)   __)     )      (      (_    \_.-'
                 /_-.    /        \  .-'-.\
             _._//  / .-/          \\ \   \\__._
            /_._/   \ \(      )     )))    \__._)
           (/     _.-') `.__.'`.__.'( `-._
                 (_.-'               `--._):F_P:

On 8 Jan 2006 00:31:24 -0800, mik...@gmail.com tried to confuse
everyone with this message:

>> > second wind:
>> >
>> > 1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
>> > 2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
>> > 3       / (`---'\ `-.
>> > 4    ,-`  _)    (_,
>>
>> Nice.
>>
>> Just as a challenge, I wonder if anybody can depict His sacred
>> meatballs instead of using the letters FSM where they would otherwise
>> be manifested to His followers?
>
>      _  _(o)_(o)_  _          Flying Spaghetti Monster
>  ._.' `:_  ) (  _:' `._.                With
>        / ((_)_)\ `-.            His Sacred Meatballs
>     ,-`  _)    (_,                    Displayed
>                         .-.    .-.
>                        ' _ `. . _ `.
>                       : (_) :: (_) ;
>                        `. .'  `. .'
>              __       _.-\\----//--._
>          _  / _\___.-'               `-._.-.__   _
>         (_\_)| \___                     _.-._ \-' )
>           \__)   __)     )      (      (_    \_.-'
>                 /_-.    /        \  .-'-.\
>             _._//  / .-/          \\ \   \\__._
>            /_._/   \ \(      )     )))    \__._)
>           (/     _.-') `.__.'`.__.'( `-._
>                 (_.-'               `--._):F_P:
>

I'm sure Tran won't miss this!

-- 
|a\o/r|,-------------.,---------- Timofei Shatrov aka Grue ------------.
| m"a ||FC AMKAR PERM|| mail: grue at mail.ru  http://grue3.tripod.com |
|  k  ||  PWNZ J00   || Kingdom of Loathing: Grue3 lvl 18 Seal Clubber |
`-----'`-------------'`-------------------------------------------[4*72]

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Timofei Shatrov wrote the following -._
>>      _  _(o)_(o)_  _          Flying Spaghetti Monster
>>  ._.' `:_  ) (  _:' `._.                With
>>        / ((_)_)\ `-.            His Sacred Meatballs
>>     ,-`  _)    (_,                    Displayed

Replying to this one because the parent isn't on the cox server at
this time even though deja does show it.  

While amusing I don't care for this drawing, it looks too much like
something other than the FSM since it gives him a nose.  While I have
no doubt that FSM can smell the salty air of the ocean I don't recall
him having a pronounced nose.  It may be decidedly ballish but it looks
even more like a nose.

-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Timofei Shatrov wrote:
> On 8 Jan 2006 00:31:24 -0800, mik...@gmail.com tried to confuse
> everyone with this message:
>
>>>> second wind:
>>>>
>>>> 1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
>>>> 2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
>>>> 3       / (`---'\ `-.
>>>> 4    ,-`  _)    (_,
>>>
>>> Nice.
>>>
>>> Just as a challenge, I wonder if anybody can depict His sacred
>>> meatballs instead of using the letters FSM where they would
>>> otherwise be manifested to His followers?
>>
>>      _  _(o)_(o)_  _          Flying Spaghetti Monster
>>  ._.' `:_  ) (  _:' `._.                With
>>        / ((_)_)\ `-.            His Sacred Meatballs
>>     ,-`  _)    (_,                    Displayed
>>                         .-.    .-.
>>                        ' _ `. . _ `.
>>                       : (_) :: (_) ;
>>                        `. .'  `. .'
>>              __       _.-\\----//--._
>>          _  / _\___.-'               `-._.-.__   _
>>         (_\_)| \___                     _.-._ \-' )
>>           \__)   __)     )      (      (_    \_.-'
>>                 /_-.    /        \  .-'-.\
>>             _._//  / .-/          \\ \   \\__._
>>            /_._/   \ \(      )     )))    \__._)
>>           (/     _.-') `.__.'`.__.'( `-._
>>                 (_.-'               `--._):F_P:
>>
>
> I'm sure Tran won't miss this!
>

Yes, it looks more like the flying scrotum monster than the Flying Spaghetti
Monster.

drax

mik...@gmail.com 9 Jan 2006 23:17 · permalink · report
>
> Yes, it looks more like the flying scrotum monster than the Flying Spaghetti
> Monster.
> 
> drax

meatball blasphemy

mik...@gmail.com 9 Jan 2006 23:23 · permalink · report
Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Timofei Shatrov wrote the following -._
> >>      _  _(o)_(o)_  _          Flying Spaghetti Monster
> >>  ._.' `:_  ) (  _:' `._.                With
> >>        / ((_)_)\ `-.            His Sacred Meatballs
> >>     ,-`  _)    (_,                    Displayed
>
> Replying to this one because the parent isn't on the cox server at
> this time even though deja does show it.
>
> While amusing I don't care for this drawing, it looks too much like
> something other than the FSM since it gives him a nose.  While I have
> no doubt that FSM can smell the salty air of the ocean I don't recall
> him having a pronounced nose.  It may be decidedly ballish but it looks
> even more like a nose.
> 
I, myself have no experiance with catagorizing scrotal-form proboscis

lgbeard <non...@cherther.nut> ASCII art 10 Jan 2006 02:14 · permalink · report
On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 21:34:10 +0000, Peter J Ross <pj...@kookbusters.org> wrote:

>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:13:42 -0700, Dan Wesely <dwe...@rap.midco.net>

>
>Just as a challenge, I wonder if anybody can depict His sacred
>meatballs instead of using the letters FSM where they would otherwise
>be manifested to His followers?
>
>
>PJR :-)

Challenge accepted. A diddle from Faux`s orginal. 

              .-.         .-.
              '_.\       /._'
      __       _.\\-----//--._
  _  / _\___.-'         .::::.'-._.-.__   _
 (_\_)| \___  .::::.   ::::::::  _.-._ \-' )
   \__)   __):::::::   '::::::' (_    \_.-'
         /_-.':::::'         .-'-.\
     _._//  / .--._______.-'\ \   \\__._
    /_._/   \ \              ))    \__._)
   (/     _.-')             ( `-._
         (_.-'               `--._):F_P:



The world after depicted after Pastafacation. Agian
borrowed the from Faux`s drawing

               _..--``````--..
             .' __             '.
           .' .'_ \  _           '.
          ' .' / |(_/_)     _.-.__ '
      __ / / .'  (__/      ( .-._ '.\
  _  / _\_.'/ __   __       '.)  '-.)
 (_\_)| \_.' / _| / _\ /\/\     _.-.__   _
   \__)  .   ||_  ((_ //\/\\   ( .-._ \-' )
         :   | _| _) )||  || _.-' )  \_.-'
  (\_._  |   || _ \_/ ||,-. (_.--'  |
   \_._\  \  ,-'_)     /.-_\       /
       \\   /,-'      . /  \\_._ .'
        \`-' :     _.-')    \_._\
         `--''`-. (_.-' __..-`  \)



Zappped!!!!!!

        _.----._    .
     .''''.__.''''`/'
    (_.''..__..''._)
   .-. /O\`-._ _.'.-.
  ((   \_/    \_/   ))
   `-`    (_)     `-`
    '      _.-`(   ' Arr
     '.   '..--' .'
      .-,-. _ ,-.-.
  LGB(_(__)) ((__)_)


lgbeard

mik...@gmail.com 10 Jan 2006 02:41 · permalink · report
lgbeard wrote:

> Challenge accepted. A diddle from Faux`s orginal.
>
>               .-.         .-.
>               '_.\       /._'
>       __       _.\\-----//--._
>   _  / _\___.-'         .::::.'-._.-.__   _
>  (_\_)| \___  .::::.   ::::::::  _.-._ \-' )
>    \__)   __):::::::   '::::::' (_    \_.-'
>          /_-.':::::'         .-'-.\
>      _._//  / .--._______.-'\ \   \\__._
>     /_._/   \ \              ))    \__._)
>    (/     _.-')             ( `-._
>          (_.-'               `--._):F_P:
>
>
>
> The world after depicted after Pastafacation. Agian
> borrowed the from Faux`s drawing
>
>                _..--``````--..
>              .' __             '.
>            .' .'_ \  _           '.
>           ' .' / |(_/_)     _.-.__ '
>       __ / / .'  (__/      ( .-._ '.\
>   _  / _\_.'/ __   __       '.)  '-.)
>  (_\_)| \_.' / _| / _\ /\/\     _.-.__   _
>    \__)  .   ||_  ((_ //\/\\   ( .-._ \-' )
>          :   | _| _) )||  || _.-' )  \_.-'
>   (\_._  |   || _ \_/ ||,-. (_.--'  |
>    \_._\  \  ,-'_)     /.-_\       /
>        \\   /,-'      . /  \\_._ .'
>         \`-' :     _.-')    \_._\
>          `--''`-. (_.-' __..-`  \)
>
>lgbeard

Very nice, and under 20 lines too.
As always,  impressive work

Peter J Ross <pj...@kookbusters.org> ASCII art 10 Jan 2006 22:27 · permalink · report
On 8 Jan 2006 00:31:24 -0800, mik...@gmail.com
<mik...@gmail.com> wrote in alt.ascii-art:

>> > second wind:
>> >
>> > 1     _  _(o)_(o)_  _
>> > 2   ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_,
>> > 3       / (`---'\ `-.
>> > 4    ,-`  _)    (_,
>>
>> Nice.
>>
>> Just as a challenge, I wonder if anybody can depict His sacred
>> meatballs instead of using the letters FSM where they would otherwise
>> be manifested to His followers?
>
>       _  _(o)_(o)_  _          Flying Spaghetti Monster
>   ._.' `:_  ) (  _:' `._.                With
>         / ((_)_)\ `-.            His Sacred Meatballs
>      ,-`  _)    (_,                    Displayed
>                          .-.    .-.
>                         ' _ `. . _ `.
>                        : (_) :: (_) ;
>                         `. .'  `. .'
>               __       _.-\\----//--._
>           _  / _\___.-'               `-._.-.__   _
>          (_\_)| \___                     _.-._ \-' )
>            \__)   __)     )      (      (_    \_.-'
>                  /_-.    /        \  .-'-.\
>              _._//  / .-/          \\ \   \\__._
>             /_._/   \ \(      )     )))    \__._)
>            (/     _.-') `.__.'`.__.'( `-._
>                  (_.-'               `--._):F_P:
>

You're not fooling me. Those are TITS.


PJR :-)
-- 
Have you been touched    ___    ___          Hammer of Thor, Jan 2006
by His noodly           / _ \  / _ \
appendage?             ( (_) )( (_) )        Pierre Salinger Memorial
                        \_ _/  \_ _/         Hook, Line & Sinker, Dec
STOP GLOBAL   __       _.-\\----//--._                2003 & May 2005
WARMING   _  / _\___.-'/ _| / _\  /\/\`-._.-.__   _
NOW,     (_\_)| \___   ||_  ((_  //\/\\  _.-._ \-' )     AHM Wittiest
JIM LAD!   \__)   __)  | _| _) ) ||  || (_    \_.-'      Troll of the
                 /_-.  ||   \_/  ||  .-'-.\                Year, 2003
http://      _._//  / .--._______.-'\ \   \\__._          2004 & 2005
www.        /_._/   \ \              ))    \__._) 
venganza   (/     _.-')             ( `-._          wsd 42 ~ mhm 34x8
.org/            (_.-'         :F_P: `--._)      smeeter 30 ~ mwpl 12

Peter J Ross <pj...@kookbusters.org> ASCII art 10 Jan 2006 22:33 · permalink · report
On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 20:14:17 -0600, lgbeard <non...@cherther.nut> wrote
in alt.ascii-art:

> On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 21:34:10 +0000, Peter J Ross <pj...@kookbusters.org> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:13:42 -0700, Dan Wesely <dwe...@rap.midco.net>
>
>>
>>Just as a challenge, I wonder if anybody can depict His sacred
>>meatballs instead of using the letters FSM where they would otherwise
>>be manifested to His followers?
>>
>>
>>PJR :-)
>
> Challenge accepted. A diddle from Faux`s orginal. 
>
>               .-.         .-.
>               '_.\       /._'
>       __       _.\\-----//--._
>   _  / _\___.-'         .::::.'-._.-.__   _
>  (_\_)| \___  .::::.   ::::::::  _.-._ \-' )
>    \__)   __):::::::   '::::::' (_    \_.-'
>          /_-.':::::'         .-'-.\
>      _._//  / .--._______.-'\ \   \\__._
>     /_._/   \ \              ))    \__._)
>    (/     _.-')             ( `-._
>          (_.-'               `--._):F_P:
>

I like it, but those meatballs are flat, not spherical.

He also has a distinct body, where the "FSM" version broke the central
area up just enough to hint that He was made entirely of strands of
pasta.

> The world after depicted after Pastafacation. Agian
> borrowed the from Faux`s drawing
>
>                _..--``````--..
>              .' __             '.
>            .' .'_ \  _           '.
>           ' .' / |(_/_)     _.-.__ '
>       __ / / .'  (__/      ( .-._ '.\
>   _  / _\_.'/ __   __       '.)  '-.)
>  (_\_)| \_.' / _| / _\ /\/\     _.-.__   _
>    \__)  .   ||_  ((_ //\/\\   ( .-._ \-' )
>          :   | _| _) )||  || _.-' )  \_.-'
>   (\_._  |   || _ \_/ ||,-. (_.--'  |
>    \_._\  \  ,-'_)     /.-_\       /
>        \\   /,-'      . /  \\_._ .'
>         \`-' :     _.-')    \_._\
>          `--''`-. (_.-' __..-`  \)
>
>
>
> Zappped!!!!!!
>
>         _.----._    .
>      .''''.__.''''`/'
>     (_.''..__..''._)
>    .-. /O\`-._ _.'.-.
>   ((   \_/    \_/   ))
>    `-`    (_)     `-`
>     '      _.-`(   ' Arr
>      '.   '..--' .'
>       .-,-. _ ,-.-.
>   LGB(_(__)) ((__)_)
>

Nice!


PJR :-)
-- 
Have you been touched    ___    ___          Hammer of Thor, Jan 2006
by His noodly           / _ \  / _ \
appendage?             ( (_) )( (_) )        Pierre Salinger Memorial
                        \_ _/  \_ _/         Hook, Line & Sinker, Dec
STOP GLOBAL   __       _.-\\----//--._                2003 & May 2005
WARMING   _  / _\___.-'/ _| / _\  /\/\`-._.-.__   _
NOW,     (_\_)| \___   ||_  ((_  //\/\\  _.-._ \-' )     AHM Wittiest
JIM LAD!   \__)   __)  | _| _) ) ||  || (_    \_.-'      Troll of the
                 /_-.  ||   \_/  ||  .-'-.\                Year, 2003
http://      _._//  / .--._______.-'\ \   \\__._          2004 & 2005
www.        /_._/   \ \              ))    \__._) 
venganza   (/     _.-')             ( `-._          wsd 42 ~ mhm 34x8
.org/            (_.-'         :F_P: `--._)      smeeter 30 ~ mwpl 12

mik...@gmail.com ASCII art 10 Jan 2006 23:05 · permalink · report
Peter J Ross wrote:
> >
> >       _  _(o)_(o)_  _          Flying Spaghetti Monster
> >   ._.' `:_  ) (  _:' `._.                With
> >         / ((_)_)\ `-.            His Sacred Meatballs
> >      ,-`  _)    (_,                    Displayed
> >                          .-.    .-.
> >                         ' _ `. . _ `.
> >                        : (_) :: (_) ;
> >                         `. .'  `. .'
> >               __       _.-\\----//--._
> >           _  / _\___.-'               `-._.-.__   _
> >          (_\_)| \___                     _.-._ \-' )
> >            \__)   __)     )      (      (_    \_.-'
> >                  /_-.    /        \  .-'-.\
> >              _._//  / .-/          \\ \   \\__._
> >             /_._/   \ \(      )     )))    \__._)
> >            (/     _.-') `.__.'`.__.'( `-._
> >                  (_.-'               `--._):F_P:
> >
>
> You're not fooling me. Those are TITS.
>
>
> PJR :-)
-----------------------------------------------------------
    __
 __ \ |       __
 \ | \|  _,-''  `'.,,--.
  \| (_)/   _,--         `.
  (_)   |,''     _,--.    .)               )      (
      _/'   ,,.-' (\\ `..''               /        \
     .'    //).==.   .==\                /          \
    (_    (.-(  O ) \( O )              ( (o)  ) (o) )
      `--((c   `-    ) -')               `.__.'`.__.'
         ()`:\   .;;;;. /
          ))  | ; (__  ;|
           )  \.   `   /
           ':   `-----'
     _____/\._      ./\_____
  _.'    /  / `----'/  \    `._
         \ |`.     / `.|
          /   \    |
              '.  /     MJP
-----------------------------------------------------------

                                            __
                                    .--,,.`'  ``-,_
                                 .'         --,_   \
   I didn't know F.S.M.         (.    .--,_     ``,|
                                 ``..' //) `-.,,   `\_
   had titties! I don't            /==.   .==.(\\    `.
                                   ) o /   o  )-.)    _)
   know what to think             (   (         c))--'
                                   \ .;;;;.   /:'()
   about this revelation           | ;-o- ;  |  ((
                                    \   '   ./  (
   of noodleness vs. His(?)          `-----'   :`
                                _____/\.      _./\_____
   mammary endowment.        _.'    /  \`----' \  \    `._
                                    |.' \     .'| /
                                        |    /   \
                                         \  .`      MJP

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