Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Feb 2005.
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ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2005 Feb 15: #2063 SWING
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· 7 messages · 16 Feb 2005 - 20 Feb 2005
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Homer.Simpson wrote the following -._ > Can you explain the significance of the ASCII art? Sometimes. > I'm missing something? yes. But it will take time to figure out what. > Also, why the name Faux_Tran... is there a Non_Faux_Tran? Yes there is. I am Faux_Pseudo. Tran is Tran. For a number of years Tran used to post his Farts here and then one day they stopped. Then they started again. And then they stopped being posted here but were being posted at the site linked to: <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/> So in the interests of keeping things as they used to be I started posting Tran's work here since he or his doppelganger wasn't anymore. I didn't want to go searching for one of my posts and have to sort through a few hundred Tran posts so those posts that are posts of Tranisims are posted under the name Faux_Tran. This is also good because if someone wants to see my posts but not the Farts then they can set their killfiles to stun accordingly. So in short: I am Faux_Pseudo Tran is probibly not Tran Faux_Tran is Faux_Pseudo's postings of doppelganger Tran's imitation of Tran's posts which Tran or Trans doppleganger isn't posting to the group but is putting on a called <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>. You Savvy? -- Steve Bozell OA: Memories of Tomorrow #0002 ___________________ / \ | Only 4% of people \ | survived identified \ ..... _______________ | Jimi Hendrix as a \ //\\\\\ / \ | black musician and \ ///_ _\\\ ./ Conversely 76% | | 70% identified him >|| =' '= || < identified | | as simply a musician. / |\ || \ Condoleeza Rice | \______________________/ ||\ .= /|| | as black but | |||\_ _/|| | couldn't name | /\__||||___|___/\ | her profession. | / |||__|__- \ \________________/ | .|| | . | | |||| o| | | | || | | | | |: o| | | \ \ | | | \ \ /`. | | \ \/ \ | | ----------------\-/ \----\--------------------- /-\/ .' :F_P: \ / `-._/ ######################################Wed Feb 16 2005################# -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> wrote: > OA: Memories of Tomorrow #0002 > ___________________ > / \ > | Only 4% of people \ > |*surveyed*identified \ ..... _______________ > | Jimi Hendrix as a \ //\\\\\ / \ > | black musician and \ ///_ _\\\ ./ Conversely 76% | > | 70% identified him >|| =' '= || < identified | > | as simply a musician. / |\ || \ Condoleeza Rice | > \______________________/ ||\ .= /|| | as black but | > |||\_ _/|| | couldn't name | > /\__||||___|___/\ | her profession. | > / |||__|__- \ \________________/ > | .|| | . | > | |||| o| | | > | || | | | > | |: o| | | > \ \ | | | > \ \ /`. | | > \ \/ \ | | > ----------------\-/ \----\--------------------- > /-\/ .' :F_P: > \ / > `-._/ Keep 'em coming... the concept is brilliant. -- ._____. |[LD8]! SIMON WILLIAMS :: LUDDITE ENTERPRISES UNLIMITED | (O) | 68K MACINTOSH SERVER http://luddite.no-ip.com !__!__! FAILURE RECORDS http://failurerecords.no-ip.com
Faux_Pseudo wrote: > _.-In alt.ascii-art, Homer.Simpson wrote the following -._ > >>Can you explain the significance of the ASCII art? > Can you take it as read that I put a LOL, ROFL and haha after almost every paragraph of yours below? Good... thanks :) > > Sometimes. > > >> I'm missing something? > > > yes. But it will take time to figure out what. > > >>Also, why the name Faux_Tran... is there a Non_Faux_Tran? > > > Yes there is. I am Faux_Pseudo. Tran is Tran. For a number of years > Tran used to post his Farts here and then one day they stopped. Then > they started again. And then they stopped being posted here but were > being posted at the site linked to: > <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/> > > So in the interests of keeping things as they used to be I started > posting Tran's work here since he or his doppelganger wasn't anymore. > I didn't want to go searching for one of my posts and have to sort > through a few hundred Tran posts so those posts that are posts of > Tranisims are posted under the name Faux_Tran. This is also good > because if someone wants to see my posts but not the Farts then they > can set their killfiles to stun accordingly. > > So in short: > I am Faux_Pseudo > Tran is probibly not Tran > Faux_Tran is Faux_Pseudo's postings of doppelganger Tran's imitation > of Tran's posts which Tran or Trans doppleganger isn't posting to the > group but is putting on a called <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>. > > You Savvy? -- Steve Bozell > > OA: Memories of Tomorrow #0002 > ___________________ > / \ > | Only 4% of people \ > | survived identified \ ..... _______________ > | Jimi Hendrix as a \ //\\\\\ / \ > | black musician and \ ///_ _\\\ ./ Conversely 76% | > | 70% identified him >|| =' '= || < identified | > | as simply a musician. / |\ || \ Condoleeza Rice | > \______________________/ ||\ .= /|| | as black but | > |||\_ _/|| | couldn't name | > /\__||||___|___/\ | her profession. | > / |||__|__- \ \________________/ > | .|| | . | > | |||| o| | | > | || | | | > | |: o| | | > \ \ | | | > \ \ /`. | | > \ \/ \ | | > ----------------\-/ \----\--------------------- > /-\/ .' :F_P: > \ / > `-._/ > > ######################################Wed Feb 16 2005################# > > -- > .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that > ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to > ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. > ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson _ _ bottom (o).(o) -- ABCGi - Atomic ______________________ <===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------|| Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=> |---------------------|'
_.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._ > Faux_Pseudo wrote: > >> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Homer.Simpson wrote the following -._ >> >>>Can you explain the significance of the ASCII art? >> > > Can you take it as read that I put a LOL, ROFL and haha after almost > every paragraph of yours below? Good... thanks :) I think I can deal with that. I just reread it and realized just how damn funny I can be sometimes. OA: Chicken leg _..__ .-' `\-.._ _ | `---' ) . _.-----._) `-.___./-' :F_P: -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo wrote: > _.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._ > >>Faux_Pseudo wrote: >> >> >>>_.-In alt.ascii-art, Homer.Simpson wrote the following -._ >>> >>> >>>>Can you explain the significance of the ASCII art? >>> >>Can you take it as read that I put a LOL, ROFL and haha after almost >>every paragraph of yours below? Good... thanks :) > > > I think I can deal with that. > > I just reread it and realized just how damn funny I can be sometimes. he-heh ^ / \ | | ,--- precisely the sound I verbally made \ / \_____/ > > OA: Chicken leg > _..__ > .-' `\-.._ _ > | `---' ) > . _.-----._) > `-.___./-' > :F_P: > > > -- ABCGi - Atomic ______________________ <===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------|| Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=> |---------------------|'
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Homer.Simpson wrote the following -._ >>> I'm missing something? >> >> yes. But it will take time to figure out what. > > So far I've made no headway; but it's only been 4 days. > Here is the archive: >> <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/> Read a few of the 2000 prior art farts and see if you can grok it. OA: Memories of Tommarow #0004 # News vs News .----------. Because you, the public, can not understand | . | numbers like $4,500,000,000,000 we will now | / \ || | use numbers like 4.5e+14 in our news casts. | |_| \/ | We understand you can't comprehend, but the | DOW NASDAQ | time savings will be used so cover pressing | 6^8 3^7 | current issues such as jailed star football | :F_P: | teams and important celebrity divorce case. `----------' ######################################Thu Feb 17 2005################# Block text! -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Homer.Simpson wrote the following -._ >>>> <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/> > > Yea, I've wandered through this place on several occasions. Very > insightful yet very disturbing. But did you find any of them funny? -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
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