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ALLIES
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· 7 messages · 27 Nov 2002 - 29 Nov 2002
ALLIES__________________________________________________by JRO
|____________________________________________________________|
|You know, I'm gittin' pretty tired |
| of the way folks is talking 'bout ______________________ |
| our good and true friends, the _____________________ \ |
| Sawdi Arabians. It seems a lot ######################|| |
| of IGNORANT SONSABITCHES can't ######################|| |
| tell our FRIENDS from our ENEMIES. #####################|| |
| ######################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| __..\/ ||############################|| |
| /\ \ \\ ||############################|| |
| /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| |
| /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| |
| \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| |
| \ //\\ / ||############################|| |
| _/\ __ /\_ ||############################|| |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. ||############################|| |
| / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \ |
| | | __| | |
|___|___|________|___|_______________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| So, for the EDUCATION of some |
| of you BIGOTED, HATE MONGERING ______________________ |
| BASTARDS out there, I am going _____________________ \ |
| to just SHOW you the SIMPLE, ######################|| |
|EASY-TO-SPOT differences between ######################|| |
|the BAD GUYS, and the GOOD GUYS. #####################|| |
| ######################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| __..\/ ||############################|| |
| /\ \ \\ ||############################|| |
| /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| |
| /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| |
| \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| |
| \ //\\ / __ ||############################|| |
| _/\ __ /\_ (\(((\ ||############################|| |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. \___/ ||############################|| |
| / \//\\/ \ / / \______________________________/ |
| / \/ / / |
| | | __\ / |
|___|___|_________\____/_____________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| |
| ______________________________ |
| / ____________________________ \ |
| May we have the ||############################|| |
| Monitor, please... ||############################|| |
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| /\ \ \\ ||############################|| |
| /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| |
| /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| |
| \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| |
| \ //\\ / ||############################|| |
| _/\ __ /\_ ||############################|| |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. ||############################|| |
| / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \ |
| | | __| | |
|___|___|________|___|_______________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
|Here you see a typical, freedom- |
|loving Sawdi Ally, the Prince ________________________ |
| Ahmed Abd Rat Al Ahab - for _______________________ \ |
|short. He's a staunch supporter __._ || |
|of the War on Terror, cultural .-' `-. || |
|and religious freedom, and a close / \ || |
|friend to America, all his life. |"".._____..-| || |
| /""-..____..-" \ || |
| __..\/ | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| /\~()/()~//\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \_ (_ _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \ //\\ / /) || / | `;::::;' \ || |
| _/\ __ /\_ (\/((\|| | \ "::" \ || |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. \___/||__|________|______________|_|| |
| / \|/\|/ \ / |\______________________________/ |
| / \/ \/ / |
| | | __\ / / |
|___|___|_________\____/_____________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| |
| Westerners are INDEED lucky ____________________________ |
| to have such a man in their ___________________________ \ |
| confidence. The Prince is a ###########################|| |
| man you KNOW you can trust. ###########################|| |
| Next picture, please... |############################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| __..\/ ||############################|| |
| /\ \ \\ ||############################|| |
| /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| |
| /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| |
| \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| |
| \ //\\ / ||############################|| |
| _/\ __ /\_ ||############################|| |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. ||############################|| |
| / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \ |
| | | __| | |
|___|___|________|___|_______________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| Here is the known terrorist |
| mastermind, Sheikh Hassan Fookme _______________________ |
| En Nahass. Hassan is one BAD BOY. ______________________ \ |
| He's a known Al Queda associate. __._ || |
| A low-brow, Christian-hating, .-' `-. || |
| Jew-hating, American-hating, / \ || |
|mass murderer. He hates Coka-Cola, |"".._____..-| || |
| so he only drinks camel piss. /""-..____..-" \ || |
| __..\/ | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| /\~()/()~//\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \_ (_ _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \ //\\ / /) || / | `;::::;' \ || |
| _/\ __ /\_ (\/((\|| | \ "::" \ || |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. \___/||__|________|______________|_|| |
| / \|/\|/ \ / |\______________________________/ |
| / \/ \/ / |
| | | __\ / / |
|___|___|_________\____/_____________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| |
| ______________________________ |
| / ____________________________ \ |
| || __._ || |
| Uhhh... || .-' `-. || |
| || / \ || |
| || |"".._____..-| || |
| || /""-..____..-" \ || |
| _\/.___ || | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| // / \ \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| / . _/\._\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| |`/\ ~()\() || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \\\_ _) || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \\ ///\ || / | `;::::;' \ || |
| _/\ __ /\_ /) || | \ "::" \ || |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. /)\ ||__|________|______________|_|| |
| / \//\\/ \ /\ | \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \/ \/ |
| | | __|\ / / |
|__|___|________| \____/_____________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| |
| ______________________________ |
| / ____________________________ \ |
| || __._ || |
| Hmmm... || .-' `-. || |
| || / \ || |
| || |"".._____..-| || |
| || /""-..____..-" \ || |
| __. || | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| \|.-' \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| / _/() || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| | /\~()_) || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \\ \_ //\ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \ | _/ || / | `;::::;' \ || |
| _`-/ /\_ || | \ "::" \ || |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. ||__|________|______________|_|| |
| / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \ |
| | | __| | |
|___|___|________|___|_______________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
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| ______________________________ |
| / ____________________________ \ |
| || __._ || |
| Surely not... || .-' `-. || |
| || / \ || |
| || |"".._____..-| || |
| || /""-..____..-" \ || |
| __..\/ || | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| /\~()/()~//\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \_ (_ _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \ //\\ / || / | `;::::;' \ || |
| _/\ __ /\_ || | \ "::" \ || |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. ||__|________|______________|_|| |
| / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \ |
| | | __| | |
|__|___|________|___|________________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
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| ______________________________ |
| / ____________________________ \ |
|It's POSSIBLE I may have || __._ || |
| misused the expression, || .-' `-. || |
|"hate mongering", earlier. || / \ || |
| || |"".._____..-| || |
| || /""-..____..-" \ || |
| __..\/ || | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| /\\~()\()~/\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \_ _) _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \ //\\/ / | `;::::;' \ || |
| /))) __/\ __ /\__ (((\ | \ "::" \ || |
|/ |/) / \ \<>/ / \ (\| \ |________|______________|_|| |
|\___/ / \//\\/ \ \___/ ___________________________/ |
| \ \/ \/ \/ / |
| \ / __ \ / |
|___\____/|__________|\____/_________________________________|
|_____________________________________________________jro/2002
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||== ...... || Jonathon R. Oglesbee
|| _____________ || twelfwisp .com
`~-._`~-._ `~._\ \ @hotmail
`~~--`~-._=======`.\__\
JRO `~-._____'.
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_.--- JRO spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > ALLIES__________________________________________________by JRO >|____________________________________________________________| Brilliant. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: ol_2_logan__s_run/13-fixing_farah__s_fawcett.mp3 Never forget your: Now: /track_whore/soylent_green/09-fourheads.mp3 enemies names : Fwd: /track_whore/soylent_green/08-make_room.mp3
"JRO" <twe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<EU7F9.116$gK1...@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com>...
> ALLIES__________________________________________________by JRO
I loved it, I sent it to all my friends, and they liked it too...One
of the people I sent it to was the person in charge of Emergency
Services (including terrorism) in my town, he replied with praise
himself. Which makes me assume he sent to other gov't ppl, who will
likely send it to other govt ppl, and they prolly sent it to even
more, which means that some place along the line it will come in
conact with a spy....hmmm...maybe that wasn't the wisest thing to
do...maybe you should hide...or say your sorry...but I think hiding
might be a safer bet...heres a bed, you can hide under that...
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jgs [[____] [[____]
Good luck & sorry,
-Zot
fun story :) and the bed is GREAT ! BoD "Alien Eggman" <ali...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:111...@posting.google.com... > "JRO" <twe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<EU7F9.116$gK1...@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com>... > > ALLIES__________________________________________________by JRO > > I loved it, I sent it to all my friends, and they liked it too...One > of the people I sent it to was the person in charge of Emergency [snip] > jgs [[____] [[____]
"Alien Eggman" <ali...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:111...@posting.google.com... > "JRO" <twe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<EU7F9.116$gK1...@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com>... > > ALLIES__________________________________________________by JRO > > I loved it, I sent it to all my friends, and they liked it too...One > of the people I sent it to was the person in charge of Emergency > Services (including terrorism) in my town, he replied with praise > himself. Which makes me assume he sent to other gov't ppl, who will > likely send it to other govt ppl, and they prolly sent it to even > more, which means that some place along the line it will come in > conact with a spy....hmmm...maybe that wasn't the wisest thing to > do...maybe you should hide...or say your sorry...but I think hiding > might be a safer bet...heres a bed, you can hide under that... > Good luck & sorry, > -Zot High praise, indeed - life off usenet, for an asski cartoon. I was e-typed mailed about this one being all over JPL, back when... \__/ \__/ (oo) __________________________ (oo) //~~\\/| THE |\//~~\\ \\__/\/|_ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ __|\/\__// \\\\ ||\/|/_\|_) | |/_\|\ |(_ | //// //// || || || \ | || || \|__)| \\\\ ______(_)_)__|________________________|__(_(_)______by JRO_ || || || Slow ride! || || \ Yes, but || || ` free. __ || || \__/ \__/ / _____/__O || || (oo) (oo) // || || //~~\\ //~~\\ // || || //\ /\\ //\ /\\ // || || _.======""/^/\^\""=""/^/\^\""=======._// || || | NASA \ \/ / \ \/ / | || || | USA (_)(_) (_)(_) sojourner | || || |__.-"""-._______.-"""-.______.-"""-.__| || || / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ ___ || || ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) _/ \__ || || ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) / \_ || || \ o o / \ o o / \ o o / / \ || ||____`-...-'_______`-...-'______`-...-'____/__jro________\|| ||~ . """"" . ' """"""" . """"""" . '~ ~ -- ., ' || || ~~ ---- .. ' . , ~ ~ . ' ~ ~ ` . .. ' ..|| ||.. - ` . . ' ~~ ~ . . " ' . , ' . ~~~ . ,|| || NASA admits it is not likely that sojourner will locate || || any life on Mars, but are still hopeful. || ||________________________________________________Oglesbee/97 In any event, I thank you. But if you doan mind, I don't much feel like 'polergizin'. I figger I ere owed one... Er maybe a thousand. Be good, JRO
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message news:slrnauaffh.h2a.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... > _.--- JRO spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > ALLIES__________________________________________________by JRO > >|____________________________________________________________| > > Brilliant. Gratis. ______ _/__||__\_ Jonathon R. Oglesbee /_/__..__\_\ twelfwisp .com \OO______OO/ @hotmail ____ |__|`--'|__| ____jro_
"BoD" <spa...@BoDLand.com> wrote in message news:3de69d1d$0$2120$626...@news.free.fr... > fun story :) and the bed is GREAT ! > > BoD Thanks. The great bed came from Joan Stark's site: http://www.ascii-art.com If you can stomach the animated cursors, ect., she has lots more pichers there. JRO
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