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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Oct 1997.
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$$$$mAKE MONEY REALLY FAST!!! THE BEST WAY!!!! rEAD THIS!!!$

$$$$mAKE MONEY REALLY FAST!!! THE BEST WAY!!!! rEAD THIS!!!$$$$

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 12 Oct 1997
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Take two minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.







 







 I just read an article in an internet newsgroup describing how



to make $50,000.00 in only one month from a $5.00 investment. Of course



I thought this was rediculous ,or some type of pyramid.



I talked it over with my family, an attorney, and my friends, and



they all agreed it was some sort of scam.I hate scams because



usually someone gets burned, and I didn't want it to be me!







 I blew it off for a few weeks then saw another one in a



newsgroup I go to alot and thought, "Maybe this is legitimate!".



Besides, whats $5.00 , I spend more than that in the morning on



my way to work on coffee and cigs for the day.







  







 Well, two weeks later,I began recieving money in the mail!I couldn't



believe it! Not just a little , I mean big bucks!At first only a few



hundred dollars, then a week later, a couple of thousand , then it



EXPLODED!! . By the end of the fourth week , I had recieved nearly



$39,000.00. It came from all over the world and every bit of it



perfectly legal and on the up and up. I've been able to pay off all my



bills and still had enough left over for a nice vacation for me and my



family.Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well.



Markus Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks.  Dave Manning claims



he made $53,664 in the same amount of time.  Dan Shepstone says it was



only $17,000 for him.  Do I know these folks? No, but when I read how



they say they did it, it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking



a similar chance with $5 of my own money. Not a big chance, I admit--but



one with incredible potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests in



this system.  Period. That's all Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet



their $5 netted them tens of thousands of dollars each, in a safe,



legal, completely legitimate way. Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:







 







STEP 1.







 







    Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate



    pieces of paper along with the words,



    "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST." 







    (In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone;







    you're paying for a legitimate service.) Fold a $1 bill,



    money order,or bank note inside each paper, and mail them by



    standard U.S. Mail to the following five addresses:



 































    1. Joseph Frank



        333 East Broadway #8



        Loveland, Ohio  USA 45140















    2. Duet Thompson



        6 Strathconan Drv



        Toowoomba, Qld, Aust, 4350   AUS$















    3. Ronald Hovens



        Moutzhofweg 140



        5926 RB  Venlo



        The Netherlands















    4. Bruce Fuller



        293 Chestnut Street



        Chillicothe, Ohio 45601 USA 















    5. Garrett Kuck

       

       2479 West Gilford Road



       Caro, MI. 48723











STEP 2.















    Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other



names         up.This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on.  Put your name in as



the fifth     one on the list.















    STEP 3.















    Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are at



    least 17000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.



    Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can.Remember



    the more groups you post to, the more people will see your



article     and send you cash!















    STEP 4.















     You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing     



returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the internet is new



     and huge. There is no way you can lose.







 







    Now here is how and why this system works:







    Out of every block of 200 posts I made, I got back 5 responses.



    Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or money



    orders, but real cash with your name at #5.







 







    Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 200



    additional postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings.On



    average then, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at



    #4,....$50.00 in your pocket!







 



    Now these 50 new people will make 200 postings each with your



    name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500.



    They make 200 postings each with your name at #2= 100,000



    postings=5000 returns at $1.00 each=$5,000.00 in cash!







 







    Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings each with your name at



    #1 and you get a return of $50,000 before your name drops off



    the list.And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 200



    postings each! Your total income for this one cycle is $55,000.







 



    From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,



    you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.











    So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it



    works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all



    day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net



    every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.







    So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play



    fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it.Print this out



    right now so you can refer back to this article easily.Try to keep



    an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is



    playing fairly. You know where your name should be.







 







    REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T



    NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE MONEY!



    GOOD LUCK TO ALL,AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL



    WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!







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FOR NETSCAPE USERS :







1.  Click on any newsgroup, like normal.  Then click on "To News", which



is in the top left corner of the newsgroup page.  This will bring up a



message bow.



2.  Fill in the SUBJECT with a flashy title, like the one I used,



something to catch the eye !!!



3.  now go to the message part of the box and retype this letter exactly



as it is here, with exception of your few changes.  (remember to add



your name to number #5 and move the rest up)



4.  When you� re done typing in the WHOLE letter, click on �FILE� above



the send button.  Then, �SAVE AS .. � DO NOT SEND YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU



SAVE IT.  (SO you don�t have to type this 200 times !  : - )



5.  now that you have saved the letter, go ahead and send your first



copy !!  (click the �SEND� button in the top left corner).



6.  This is where you post all 200 !  OK, go to ANY newsgroup article



and click the �TO NEWS� button again.  Type in your flashy subject in



the �SUBJECT BOX� , then go to the message and place your cursor here. 



Now, click on �ATTACHMENT� which is right below the �SUBJECT BOX�. 



Click on the attach file then find your letter wherever you saved it. 



Click once on your file then click �OPEN� then click �OK�.  If you did



this right you should see your filename in the �ATTACHMENT BOX� and it



will be shaded.  



7.  NOW POST AWAY !!!







FOR INTERNET EXPLORER :



It�s just as EASY, holding down the left mouse button, highlight this



entire article, then press the �CTRL� key and �C� at the same time to



copy this article.  Then print the article for your records to have the



names of those you will be sending $1.00 to.



Go to the newsgroup and press �POST AN ARTICLE� type in your flashy



subject and click the large window below.  Press �CTRL� and �V� and the



article will appear in the message window!!  **BE SURE TO MAKE YOUR



ADDRESS CHANGES TO THE 5 NAMES.  Now re-highlight the article and



re-copy it so you have the changes � then all you have to do for each



newsgroup is �CTRL� and �V� and press �POST�. It�s that EASY!!







That�s it!  ALL you have to do is jump to a different newsgroup and post



away, after you get the hang of it, it will take you about 30 seconds



for each newsgroup !!



**REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUP YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL



MAKE!  BUT YOU HAVE TO POST THE MINIMUM OF 200







**If these instruction are too complex to follow, try Forte�s �



FreeAgent."  It is freeware for non-commercial use.  To download it,



simply use a search utility and type "Forte Free Agent".  You should be



able to find it.  That�s it!  You will begin receiving money from around



the world within days!  You may eventually want to rent a PO BOX due to



the large amount of mail you receive.  If you wish to stay anonymous,



you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it. 



**JUST MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE ADDRESS ARE CORRECT***  











NOW, the WHY part :



This entire principle works because it is a format of an upside down



(inverted) tree with thousands of branches.  Everyone below you will see



it that the tree continuous  because they want to get money.  Those



below THEM will continues because they want to get the cash etc.



Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example)



So then I made $5.00 with my name at the #5 on the letter.  Now; each of



the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 posts with my



name at #3 and only 5 respond to each of the original 5, that is another



$25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM with my name at #2 and



only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $626.00!  OK, now



here is the FUN part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM of 200



letters with my name at #1 and they each only receive 5 replies, that



just made me $3,125.00 !!  With a original investment of only $5.00! 



AMAZING !! And as I said, 5 responses is actually per person.  Here is



what you will make :







at   #5 $15.00



at   #4 $225.00



at   #3 $3,375.00



at   #2 $50,625.00



at   #1 $759,375.00 !!







When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest



posting in the newsgroup, and send out another $5.00 to names on the



list, putting your name at number 5 and start posting again!  The thing



to remember is that thousands of people all over the world are joining



the INTERNET and reading these articles everyday, JUST LIKE YOU ARE



NOW!  And this will go on and on and on � get the picture?  Well.  �



there�s 5.000.000 people on the world and most of them will eventually



end up being hooked into the internet.  SO there are virtually unlimited



resources.  Of course this will work the best at the very beginning so



the faster you post, the better for YOU!  REMEMBER, THIS IS ONLY



STARTING TO GO OUTSIDE THE STATES AND THERE�RE MILLIONS OF INTERNET



USERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD THAT HAVE NOT READ THIS YET .. SO PASS IT



ON!!







So can you afford $5.00 and see if it really works??  I think so! 



People have said, �what if the plan is played out and no one sends you



the money?  So what ! !  What are the chances of that happening when



there are tons of new honest people users and new honest works ??  I



think so � people have said, �what if the plan is played out and no one



sends you the money?  So what !!  What are the chances of that happening



when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are



joining the INTERNET and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it



a try?!  Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, everyday, with



thousands of those joining the actual INTERNET.







REMEMBER � play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will WORK!  You just have



to be honest.  Make sure you print this article RIGHT NOW, also.  Try to



keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep an eye on



the newsgroup to make sure everyone is playing fairly.







REMEMBER, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY!!!  It�s only $5.00 that you�ll



ever spend!  You don�t need to cheat the basic idea to make the money!  



GOOD LUCK to all and please play fairly and reap the huge rewards from



this, which is tons of extra CASH.  By the way, if you try to deceive



people by posting the messages with your name in the list and not



sending the money to the rest of the people already on the list, you



will NOT get as much.  Someone I talked to knew someone who did that and



only  made about $50.00, and that�s after seven or eight weeks!  Then



he sent the  5 $1.00 bills; people added him to their lists, and in 4-5



weeks he had made thousands OK!  This is the fairest and most honest way



I have ever seen to share the wealth of the world without costing



anything but a little of our time!!  You also may want to buy mailing



and e-mail lists for future dollars.



Please remember to declare your extra income.  Thanks once again !!! �







REMEMBER, YOU COULD BE RICH TOO !! BUT THIS ONLY WORKS IF ALL PLAY BY



THE RULES Ok!  GOOD LUCK AND ALL THE VERY BEST TO ALL OF YOU !!!!!!!!


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