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$$$$mAKE MONEY REALLY FAST!!! THE BEST WAY!!!! rEAD THIS!!!$$$$
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 12 Oct 1997
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Take two minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.
I just read an article in an internet newsgroup describing how
to make $50,000.00 in only one month from a $5.00 investment. Of course
I thought this was rediculous ,or some type of pyramid.
I talked it over with my family, an attorney, and my friends, and
they all agreed it was some sort of scam.I hate scams because
usually someone gets burned, and I didn't want it to be me!
I blew it off for a few weeks then saw another one in a
newsgroup I go to alot and thought, "Maybe this is legitimate!".
Besides, whats $5.00 , I spend more than that in the morning on
my way to work on coffee and cigs for the day.
Well, two weeks later,I began recieving money in the mail!I couldn't
believe it! Not just a little , I mean big bucks!At first only a few
hundred dollars, then a week later, a couple of thousand , then it
EXPLODED!! . By the end of the fourth week , I had recieved nearly
$39,000.00. It came from all over the world and every bit of it
perfectly legal and on the up and up. I've been able to pay off all my
bills and still had enough left over for a nice vacation for me and my
family.Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well.
Markus Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks. Dave Manning claims
he made $53,664 in the same amount of time. Dan Shepstone says it was
only $17,000 for him. Do I know these folks? No, but when I read how
they say they did it, it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking
a similar chance with $5 of my own money. Not a big chance, I admit--but
one with incredible potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests in
this system. Period. That's all Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet
their $5 netted them tens of thousands of dollars each, in a safe,
legal, completely legitimate way. Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:
STEP 1.
Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate
pieces of paper along with the words,
"PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST."
(In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone;
you're paying for a legitimate service.) Fold a $1 bill,
money order,or bank note inside each paper, and mail them by
standard U.S. Mail to the following five addresses:
1. Joseph Frank
333 East Broadway #8
Loveland, Ohio USA 45140
2. Duet Thompson
6 Strathconan Drv
Toowoomba, Qld, Aust, 4350 AUS$
3. Ronald Hovens
Moutzhofweg 140
5926 RB Venlo
The Netherlands
4. Bruce Fuller
293 Chestnut Street
Chillicothe, Ohio 45601 USA
5. Garrett Kuck
2479 West Gilford Road
Caro, MI. 48723
STEP 2.
Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other
names up.This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name in as
the fifth one on the list.
STEP 3.
Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are at
least 17000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.
Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can.Remember
the more groups you post to, the more people will see your
article and send you cash!
STEP 4.
You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing
returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the internet is new
and huge. There is no way you can lose.
Now here is how and why this system works:
Out of every block of 200 posts I made, I got back 5 responses.
Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or money
orders, but real cash with your name at #5.
Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 200
additional postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings.On
average then, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at
#4,....$50.00 in your pocket!
Now these 50 new people will make 200 postings each with your
name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500.
They make 200 postings each with your name at #2= 100,000
postings=5000 returns at $1.00 each=$5,000.00 in cash!
Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings each with your name at
#1 and you get a return of $50,000 before your name drops off
the list.And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 200
postings each! Your total income for this one cycle is $55,000.
From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,
you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.
So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net
every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.
So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play
fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it.Print this out
right now so you can refer back to this article easily.Try to keep
an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is
playing fairly. You know where your name should be.
REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE MONEY!
GOOD LUCK TO ALL,AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!
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FOR NETSCAPE USERS :
1. Click on any newsgroup, like normal. Then click on "To News", which
is in the top left corner of the newsgroup page. This will bring up a
message bow.
2. Fill in the SUBJECT with a flashy title, like the one I used,
something to catch the eye !!!
3. now go to the message part of the box and retype this letter exactly
as it is here, with exception of your few changes. (remember to add
your name to number #5 and move the rest up)
4. When you� re done typing in the WHOLE letter, click on �FILE� above
the send button. Then, �SAVE AS .. � DO NOT SEND YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU
SAVE IT. (SO you don�t have to type this 200 times ! : - )
5. now that you have saved the letter, go ahead and send your first
copy !! (click the �SEND� button in the top left corner).
6. This is where you post all 200 ! OK, go to ANY newsgroup article
and click the �TO NEWS� button again. Type in your flashy subject in
the �SUBJECT BOX� , then go to the message and place your cursor here.
Now, click on �ATTACHMENT� which is right below the �SUBJECT BOX�.
Click on the attach file then find your letter wherever you saved it.
Click once on your file then click �OPEN� then click �OK�. If you did
this right you should see your filename in the �ATTACHMENT BOX� and it
will be shaded.
7. NOW POST AWAY !!!
FOR INTERNET EXPLORER :
It�s just as EASY, holding down the left mouse button, highlight this
entire article, then press the �CTRL� key and �C� at the same time to
copy this article. Then print the article for your records to have the
names of those you will be sending $1.00 to.
Go to the newsgroup and press �POST AN ARTICLE� type in your flashy
subject and click the large window below. Press �CTRL� and �V� and the
article will appear in the message window!! **BE SURE TO MAKE YOUR
ADDRESS CHANGES TO THE 5 NAMES. Now re-highlight the article and
re-copy it so you have the changes � then all you have to do for each
newsgroup is �CTRL� and �V� and press �POST�. It�s that EASY!!
That�s it! ALL you have to do is jump to a different newsgroup and post
away, after you get the hang of it, it will take you about 30 seconds
for each newsgroup !!
**REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUP YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL
MAKE! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST THE MINIMUM OF 200
**If these instruction are too complex to follow, try Forte�s �
FreeAgent." It is freeware for non-commercial use. To download it,
simply use a search utility and type "Forte Free Agent". You should be
able to find it. That�s it! You will begin receiving money from around
the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a PO BOX due to
the large amount of mail you receive. If you wish to stay anonymous,
you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it.
**JUST MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE ADDRESS ARE CORRECT***
NOW, the WHY part :
This entire principle works because it is a format of an upside down
(inverted) tree with thousands of branches. Everyone below you will see
it that the tree continuous because they want to get money. Those
below THEM will continues because they want to get the cash etc.
Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example)
So then I made $5.00 with my name at the #5 on the letter. Now; each of
the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 posts with my
name at #3 and only 5 respond to each of the original 5, that is another
$25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM with my name at #2 and
only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $626.00! OK, now
here is the FUN part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM of 200
letters with my name at #1 and they each only receive 5 replies, that
just made me $3,125.00 !! With a original investment of only $5.00!
AMAZING !! And as I said, 5 responses is actually per person. Here is
what you will make :
at #5 $15.00
at #4 $225.00
at #3 $3,375.00
at #2 $50,625.00
at #1 $759,375.00 !!
When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest
posting in the newsgroup, and send out another $5.00 to names on the
list, putting your name at number 5 and start posting again! The thing
to remember is that thousands of people all over the world are joining
the INTERNET and reading these articles everyday, JUST LIKE YOU ARE
NOW! And this will go on and on and on � get the picture? Well. �
there�s 5.000.000 people on the world and most of them will eventually
end up being hooked into the internet. SO there are virtually unlimited
resources. Of course this will work the best at the very beginning so
the faster you post, the better for YOU! REMEMBER, THIS IS ONLY
STARTING TO GO OUTSIDE THE STATES AND THERE�RE MILLIONS OF INTERNET
USERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD THAT HAVE NOT READ THIS YET .. SO PASS IT
ON!!
So can you afford $5.00 and see if it really works?? I think so!
People have said, �what if the plan is played out and no one sends you
the money? So what ! ! What are the chances of that happening when
there are tons of new honest people users and new honest works ?? I
think so � people have said, �what if the plan is played out and no one
sends you the money? So what !! What are the chances of that happening
when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are
joining the INTERNET and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it
a try?! Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, everyday, with
thousands of those joining the actual INTERNET.
REMEMBER � play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will WORK! You just have
to be honest. Make sure you print this article RIGHT NOW, also. Try to
keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep an eye on
the newsgroup to make sure everyone is playing fairly.
REMEMBER, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY!!! It�s only $5.00 that you�ll
ever spend! You don�t need to cheat the basic idea to make the money!
GOOD LUCK to all and please play fairly and reap the huge rewards from
this, which is tons of extra CASH. By the way, if you try to deceive
people by posting the messages with your name in the list and not
sending the money to the rest of the people already on the list, you
will NOT get as much. Someone I talked to knew someone who did that and
only made about $50.00, and that�s after seven or eight weeks! Then
he sent the 5 $1.00 bills; people added him to their lists, and in 4-5
weeks he had made thousands OK! This is the fairest and most honest way
I have ever seen to share the wealth of the world without costing
anything but a little of our time!! You also may want to buy mailing
and e-mail lists for future dollars.
Please remember to declare your extra income. Thanks once again !!! �
REMEMBER, YOU COULD BE RICH TOO !! BUT THIS ONLY WORKS IF ALL PLAY BY
THE RULES Ok! GOOD LUCK AND ALL THE VERY BEST TO ALL OF YOU !!!!!!!!
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