Fantastic Cat Stories!

This is Beatrice, beloved housepet and friend. Unfortunately,
Beatrice met with a little accident recently, as the city
streetsweeper made its rounds through the neighborhood. Imagine
the torment of a cat owner, coming home to find THIS on the
street in front of the house!...



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Miraculously, the brain wasn't completely dead at
the time of discovery. As you can see from the above
picture, the body was a complete loss, but Beatrice's
head and hindquarters were still in good shape. Surgeons
at Saint Catnip Emergency Veternarian Hospital were
sucessfully able to graft Beatrice's hindquarters onto
her head and forelegs. Beatrice is a lot shorter now, but
she can still get around!

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--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
      mail.fullnet.net


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