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AngryTester

AngryTester

alt.ascii-art · 15 messages · 29 Nov 1999 - 4 Dec 1999
that's getting kinda spooky...

--
Lauri Kangas - 39143317
<lkanga @ mbnet.fi>
-----------------------
And on the 8th day God said:
"Ok Murphy, you take over."

Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> wrote in message news:384...@earthling.net...
> JRO wrote:
> >
> > My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
> > that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
> >
> > Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
> >
>
> Have you tried posting from Deja. It's a pain, but at least it works...
> :-/
>

 I did; it still sucks, even if it does work.

You should apply to Fullnet; it's obvious they could use the help.


JRO

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:384240dd@206.103.97.91...
>
> JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:384240aa@206.103.97.91...
> >
> > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423fa4@206.103.97.91...
> > >
> > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423dc1@206.103.97.91...
> > > >
> > > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d4e@206.103.97.91...
> > > > >
> > > > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d29@206.103.97.91...
> > > > > > My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
> > > > > > that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > JRO
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh, but I can post garbage like this, huh?
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > But nothing else.... Interesting.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > JRO
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Hey, asshole! Quit posting test shit, and bitching about your sorry-assed,
> > > Okie ISP. Get a real news service, why don't you? I've never seen anyone
> > > so stupid as to keep posting back at THEIRSELVES. You must have nothing
> > > better to do with your life.
> > >
> > > I can't read them stupid "text-art" pictures and "cartoons" anyway - They're
> > > just junk, taking up bandwidth. I can't make heads or tails of it, and I don't
> > > think any of the retreads making it know what it is, either. You and all your
> > > ilk is just fooling people, because you never learned to spell or type, so you
> > > bang the keyboard, and try to claim you "created" something. What a bunch of
> > > lamers.
> > >
> > > Here's a little bit of knowledge, for idiots like you:
> > > An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little,
> > > before it will explain itself.
> > >
> > > I doubt you get it.
> > >
> > >
> > >                  Sincerely,
> > >               Fritz Von Schatten
> > >             ZuperKool Refrigeration Co.
> >
> >
> > That's Dickens, you moronic ignoid. And if you had the sense God gave
> > a goose, you'd learn to set your newsreader to use a mono-spaced
> > font, so you could see what us "askii peeple" ere postin'. But you
> > ain't got the sense of a goose, or you would be back in bed, nursing
> > your failing intellect with a pillow and a warm enema.
> >
> > JRO
>
>
> Damn the English!
>
> FvS

I'm not English, you blockhead. David Palmer is English. I'm
in Oklahoma. It's clear you can't read, yourself - or make text-pix.
Why don't you go back to whatever rock you crawled out from under,
and live there?

JRO

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 29 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Lauri Kangas <rem...@mbnet.fi> wrote in message news:81u4iu$1v4$1...@news.kolumbus.fi...
> that's getting kinda spooky...
>
> --
> Lauri Kangas - 39143317


Are you okay, Lauri? You call or write if you gits too scairt.
I'll look after you...


JRO

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My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
that I been posting since Friday. Typical.

Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.


JRO

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d29@206.103.97.91...
> My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
> that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
>
> Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
>
>
> JRO
>
>
>
>

Oh, but I can post garbage like this, huh?

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423dc1@206.103.97.91...
>
> JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d4e@206.103.97.91...
> >
> > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d29@206.103.97.91...
> > > My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
> > > that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
> > >
> > > Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
> > >
> > >
> > > JRO
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Oh, but I can post garbage like this, huh?
> >
>
> But nothing else.... Interesting.
>
>
> JRO
>
>

Hey, asshole! Quit posting test shit, and bitching about your sorry-assed,
Okie ISP. Get a real news service, why don't you? I've never seen anyone
so stupid as to keep posting back at THEIRSELVES. You must have nothing
better to do with your life.

I can't read them stupid "text-art" pictures and "cartoons" anyway - They're
just junk, taking up bandwidth. I can't make heads or tails of it, and I don't
think any of the retreads making it know what it is, either. You and all your
ilk is just fooling people, because you never learned to spell or type, so you
bang the keyboard, and try to claim you "created" something. What a bunch of
lamers.

Here's a little bit of knowledge, for idiots like you:
An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little,
before it will explain itself.

I doubt you get it.


                 Sincerely,
              Fritz Von Schatten
            ZuperKool Refrigeration Co.

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d4e@206.103.97.91...
>
> JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d29@206.103.97.91...
> > My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
> > that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
> >
> > Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
> >
> >
> > JRO
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
> Oh, but I can post garbage like this, huh?
>

But nothing else.... Interesting.


JRO

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423fa4@206.103.97.91...
>
> JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423dc1@206.103.97.91...
> >
> > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d4e@206.103.97.91...
> > >
> > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d29@206.103.97.91...
> > > > My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
> > > > that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
> > > >
> > > > Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > JRO
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Oh, but I can post garbage like this, huh?
> > >
> >
> > But nothing else.... Interesting.
> >
> >
> > JRO
> >
> >
>
> Hey, asshole! Quit posting test shit, and bitching about your sorry-assed,
> Okie ISP. Get a real news service, why don't you? I've never seen anyone
> so stupid as to keep posting back at THEIRSELVES. You must have nothing
> better to do with your life.
>
> I can't read them stupid "text-art" pictures and "cartoons" anyway - They're
> just junk, taking up bandwidth. I can't make heads or tails of it, and I don't
> think any of the retreads making it know what it is, either. You and all your
> ilk is just fooling people, because you never learned to spell or type, so you
> bang the keyboard, and try to claim you "created" something. What a bunch of
> lamers.
>
> Here's a little bit of knowledge, for idiots like you:
> An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little,
> before it will explain itself.
>
> I doubt you get it.
>
>
>                  Sincerely,
>               Fritz Von Schatten
>             ZuperKool Refrigeration Co.


That's Dickens, you moronic ignoid. And if you had the sense God gave
a goose, you'd learn to set your newsreader to use a mono-spaced
font, so you could see what us "askii peeple" ere postin'. But you
ain't got the sense of a goose, or you would be back in bed, nursing
your failing intellect with a pillow and a warm enema.

JRO

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:384240aa@206.103.97.91...
>
> JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423fa4@206.103.97.91...
> >
> > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423dc1@206.103.97.91...
> > >
> > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d4e@206.103.97.91...
> > > >
> > > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:38423d29@206.103.97.91...
> > > > > My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
> > > > > that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > JRO
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Oh, but I can post garbage like this, huh?
> > > >
> > >
> > > But nothing else.... Interesting.
> > >
> > >
> > > JRO
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Hey, asshole! Quit posting test shit, and bitching about your sorry-assed,
> > Okie ISP. Get a real news service, why don't you? I've never seen anyone
> > so stupid as to keep posting back at THEIRSELVES. You must have nothing
> > better to do with your life.
> >
> > I can't read them stupid "text-art" pictures and "cartoons" anyway - They're
> > just junk, taking up bandwidth. I can't make heads or tails of it, and I don't
> > think any of the retreads making it know what it is, either. You and all your
> > ilk is just fooling people, because you never learned to spell or type, so you
> > bang the keyboard, and try to claim you "created" something. What a bunch of
> > lamers.
> >
> > Here's a little bit of knowledge, for idiots like you:
> > An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little,
> > before it will explain itself.
> >
> > I doubt you get it.
> >
> >
> >                  Sincerely,
> >               Fritz Von Schatten
> >             ZuperKool Refrigeration Co.
>
>
> That's Dickens, you moronic ignoid. And if you had the sense God gave
> a goose, you'd learn to set your newsreader to use a mono-spaced
> font, so you could see what us "askii peeple" ere postin'. But you
> ain't got the sense of a goose, or you would be back in bed, nursing
> your failing intellect with a pillow and a warm enema.
>
> JRO


Damn the English!

FvS

TooShy <Sir...@teleport.com> ASCII art 29 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
JRO wrote in message <38423d29@206.103.97.91>...
>My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
>that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
>
>Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
>
>
>JRO
>
>
>
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JRO wrote:
> 
> My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
> that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
> 
> Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
> 

Have you tried posting from Deja. It's a pain, but at least it works... 
:-/


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JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:384240dd@206.103.97.91...
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> JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:384240aa@206.103.97.91...
> >
> > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:38423fa4@206.103.97.91...
> > >
> > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:38423dc1@206.103.97.91...
> > > >
> > > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:38423d4e@206.103.97.91...
> > > > >
> > > > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:38423d29@206.103.97.91...
> > > > > > My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
> > > > > > that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > JRO
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh, but I can post garbage like this, huh?
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > But nothing else.... Interesting.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > JRO
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Hey, asshole! Quit posting test shit, and bitching about your
sorry-assed,
> > > Okie ISP. Get a real news service, why don't you? I've never seen
anyone
> > > so stupid as to keep posting back at THEIRSELVES. You must have
nothing
> > > better to do with your life.
> > >
> > > I can't read them stupid "text-art" pictures and "cartoons"
anyway - They're
> > > just junk, taking up bandwidth. I can't make heads or tails of it,
and I don't
> > > think any of the retreads making it know what it is, either. You
and all your
> > > ilk is just fooling people, because you never learned to spell or
type, so you
> > > bang the keyboard, and try to claim you "created" something. What
a bunch of
> > > lamers.
> > >
> > > Here's a little bit of knowledge, for idiots like you:
> > > An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little,
> > > before it will explain itself.
> > >
> > > I doubt you get it.
> > >
> > >
> > >                  Sincerely,
> > >               Fritz Von Schatten
> > >             ZuperKool Refrigeration Co.
> >
> >
> > That's Dickens, you moronic ignoid. And if you had the sense God
gave
> > a goose, you'd learn to set your newsreader to use a mono-spaced
> > font, so you could see what us "askii peeple" ere postin'. But you
> > ain't got the sense of a goose, or you would be back in bed, nursing
> > your failing intellect with a pillow and a warm enema.
> >
> > JRO
>
>
> Damn the English!
>
> FvS

calm down Jonathon, you are crawling out from under the ISP rock..your
posts are coming! just in time too...I think... :)

loves a good rant
Prudence
>
>

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 3 Dec 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Mon, 29 Nov 1999 02:51:09 -0600, JRO posted:
|My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
|that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
|
|Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
|
'--------------------------------


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Hmm.... I think owing to recent events I could be excused for drawing a
similar pic for news.vossnet.net.

Kind Regards,
-Martin
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|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> wrote in message news:384...@news.vossnet.net...
> .----- On Mon, 29 Nov 1999 02:51:09 -0600, JRO posted:
> |My ISP is hamstringing me, again. I cain't post cartoons
> |that I been posting since Friday. Typical.
> |
> |Oh well... maybe they will turn up, yet.
> |
> '--------------------------------
>
>
>           ____________________
>          |JRO's Local Landfill|
>          |""""""""""""""""""""|
>      _-------.                |
>  __-""�$ �$%$$\      ___._    |
> /�"$% �$%"�$$$%\  _-'�"$%$'.  |  JRO's News Server (2)
> !"  $ "�$.-""""""""�$$$$$$%$\ |  """""""""""""""""
> �$%�$%%.'"�$$$$$%""�$%"�$%"�$\|
> 2�$ $�/!"$�$!"�%$%&%^&$^%&^%"%|  Hmm. Any chance of
> _"�%%|"�$%"�$.�$--"""".---."�$|      .  getting JRO's
>  '-''>"�$%�"$$%"""""""""""|"�$$�      ' o  ASCII Art Cartoons
>     /"�$$$"�$|news.  ''   |�$%��|       /   out of there for
>    /�"$$$%"�$| fullnet.net|!"��$|     []|    the world to see?
>   /�"$%"�$%$��$"%_________|!"�$�|mga   _|
>
> Hmm.... I think owing to recent events I could be excused for drawing a
> similar pic for news.vossnet.net.
>
> Kind Regards,
> -Martin


Too true. I hope your's starts working better, soon. If not, CeeJay has posted
a link to a list of freeservers, and maybe there's a good one or two in there.


JRO

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