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alt.ascii-art · 5 messages · 15 Jul 1996 - 17 Jul 1996
-- ATTENTION EVERYONE:
Take the time to read this and you will be on your way to the easiest
way to make money since winning the state lottery  This detailed, yet
simple program will allow you to make a small fortune in under 2
months with starting costs of 5 dollars!  I am talking about money
around $10,000-20,000 depending on how much time you put in to it.
Print this article out now!

JUST TRY THIS--ALL YOU HAVE TO LOSE IS ABOUT $8!!!!!

All you have to do is give this a try and judge for yourself.  You
will definitely be satisfied with the conclusion you will reach.
Here's the program.

1. Mail $1 to each of the five names you see on the list at the end of
the letter.

2. Send a note on a piece of paper saying "Please add me to your list" 
Remember to wrap 
the paper around the bill, so postal workers won't steal it. 
Also mention what slot or number the person was in when you mailed
them $1.  For example, if John Doe was in slot #1, you would write,
"John, you were in slot #1".

3. Move the names on the list up one increment.  This means the number
#1 person will no longer be on the list and everyone will move "up"
one number.  PLACE YOUR NAME IN SLOT #5 RIGHT NOW!!

4. Take this letter with your name added to the list and post it in as
many newsgroups and BBS as you can.  Re-post the letter after a week
has passed to as many newsgroups as you can.  Re-post as many times as
you like in the initial three weeks.  THE MORE THE BETTER.  The
more newsgroups you post this to means the more money you will make.
You want to expose this to as many people as possible.

5. Post a catchy subject line in each newsgroup to attract people to
reading your letter.

6. Just sit back and relax.  If you have followed the instructions and
posted to enough groups, you are going to have a new car or whatever
else you want to buy in less than two months.  There will be money
coming in slowly until the third week when you will get a FLOOD of
letters with $1 in them!  If you're like me, you'll have a stack of
one's over ten feet high.  You'll be laughing all the way to the bank
with your newly acquired 10,000 one dollar bills.

7. The last thing to remember is to save the pieces of paper you
received from people with the $1 in it to be legal and avoid hassles
with the IRS.

8. This business is totally legal under title 18, Section 1302 and
1341 of the U.S. Postal Lottery Laws.

9. Make sure to remain honest at all times and to keep the integrity
of the list intact.  We are all working for each other!

HERE IS THE LIST OF NAMES:

#1.  Lawrence Brown
       4310 Sheldon Ave.
       Temple Hills, MD 20748   *USA*

#2.  Kenneth Jay
       17 Pappagallo Point
       Aliso Viejo, CA 92656    *USA*

#3.  Dynamic Computers
       P.O. Box 317
       West Springfield,  MA  01090    *USA*

#4.  Scott Gagnon
       217 Morgan Street
       South Hadley,  MA  01075   *USA*

 #5. Shawn Neil
       901-1424 Nelson St.
       Vancouver, BC V6G 1L9   *Canada* 
*** I HAVE MADE $2856.00 LAST WEEK ALONE!!!! ***
SLTG

ATTENTION EVERYONE:
Take the time to read this and you will be on your way to the easiest
way to make money since winning the state lottery  This detailed, yet
simple program will allow you to make a small fortune in under 2
months with starting costs of 5 dollars!  I am talking about money
around $10,000-20,000 depending on how much time you put in to it.
Print this article out now!

JUST TRY THIS--ALL YOU HAVE TO LOSE IS ABOUT $8!!!!!

All you have to do is give this a try and judge for yourself.  You
will definitely be satisfied with the conclusion you will reach.
Here's the program.

1. Mail $1 to each of the five names you see on the list at the end of
the letter.

2. Send a note on a piece of paper saying "Please add me to your list" 
Remember to wrap 
the paper around the bill, so postal workers won't steal it. 
Also mention what slot or number the person was in when you mailed
them $1.  For example, if John Doe was in slot #1, you would write,
"John, you were in slot #1".

3. Move the names on the list up one increment.  This means the number
#1 person will no longer be on the list and everyone will move "up"
one number.  PLACE YOUR NAME IN SLOT #5 RIGHT NOW!!

4. Take this letter with your name added to the list and post it in as
many newsgroups and BBS as you can.  Re-post the letter after a week
has passed to as many newsgroups as you can.  Re-post as many times as
you like in the initial three weeks.  THE MORE THE BETTER.  The
more newsgroups you post this to means the more money you will make.
You want to expose this to as many people as possible.

5. Post a catchy subject line in each newsgroup to attract people to
reading your letter.

6. Just sit back and relax.  If you have followed the instructions and
posted to enough groups, you are going to have a new car or whatever
else you want to buy in less than two months.  There will be money
coming in slowly until the third week when you will get a FLOOD of
letters with $1 in them!  If you're like me, you'll have a stack of
one's over ten feet high.  You'll be laughing all the way to the bank
with your newly acquired 10,000 one dollar bills.

7. The last thing to remember is to save the pieces of paper you
received from people with the $1 in it to be legal and avoid hassles
with the IRS.

8. This business is totally legal under title 18, Section 1302 and
1341 of the U.S. Postal Lottery Laws.

9. Make sure to remain honest at all times and to keep the integrity
of the list intact.  We are all working for each other!

HERE IS THE LIST OF NAMES:

#1.  Lawrence Brown
       4310 Sheldon Ave.
       Temple Hills, MD 20748   *USA*

#2.  Kenneth Jay
       17 Pappagallo Point
       Aliso Viejo, CA 92656    *USA*

#3.  Dynamic Computers
       P.O. Box 317
       West Springfield,  MA  01090    *USA*

#4.  Scott Gagnon
       217 Morgan Street
       South Hadley,  MA  01075   *USA*

 #5. Shawn Neil
       901-1424 Nelson St.
       Vancouver, BC V6G 1L9   *Canada* 
*** I HAVE MADE $2856.00 LAST WEEK ALONE!!!! ***
-- 
SLTG

ATTENTION EVERYONE:
Take the time to read this and you will be on your way to the easiest
way to make money since winning the state lottery  This detailed, yet
simple program will allow you to make a small fortune in under 2
months with starting costs of 5 dollars!  I am talking about money
around $10,000-20,000 depending on how much time you put in to it.
Print this article out now!

JUST TRY THIS--ALL YOU HAVE TO LOSE IS ABOUT $8!!!!!

All you have to do is give this a try and judge for yourself.  You
will definitely be satisfied with the conclusion you will reach.
Here's the program.

1. Mail $1 to each of the five names you see on the list at the end of
the letter.

2. Send a note on a piece of paper saying "Please add me to your list" 
Remember to wrap 
the paper around the bill, so postal workers won't steal it. 
Also mention what slot or number the person was in when you mailed
them $1.  For example, if John Doe was in slot #1, you would write,
"John, you were in slot #1".

3. Move the names on the list up one increment.  This means the number
#1 person will no longer be on the list and everyone will move "up"
one number.  PLACE YOUR NAME IN SLOT #5 RIGHT NOW!!

4. Take this letter with your name added to the list and post it in as
many newsgroups and BBS as you can.  Re-post the letter after a week
has passed to as many newsgroups as you can.  Re-post as many times as
you like in the initial three weeks.  THE MORE THE BETTER.  The
more newsgroups you post this to means the more money you will make.
You want to expose this to as many people as possible.

5. Post a catchy subject line in each newsgroup to attract people to
reading your letter.

6. Just sit back and relax.  If you have followed the instructions and
posted to enough groups, you are going to have a new car or whatever
else you want to buy in less than two months.  There will be money
coming in slowly until the third week when you will get a FLOOD of
letters with $1 in them!  If you're like me, you'll have a stack of
one's over ten feet high.  You'll be laughing all the way to the bank
with your newly acquired 10,000 one dollar bills.

7. The last thing to remember is to save the pieces of paper you
received from people with the $1 in it to be legal and avoid hassles
with the IRS.

8. This business is totally legal under title 18, Section 1302 and
1341 of the U.S. Postal Lottery Laws.

9. Make sure to remain honest at all times and to keep the integrity
of the list intact.  We are all working for each other!

HERE IS THE LIST OF NAMES:

#1.  Lawrence Brown
       4310 Sheldon Ave.
       Temple Hills, MD 20748   *USA*

#2.  Kenneth Jay
       17 Pappagallo Point
       Aliso Viejo, CA 92656    *USA*

#3.  Dynamic Computers
       P.O. Box 317
       West Springfield,  MA  01090    *USA*

#4.  Scott Gagnon
       217 Morgan Street
       South Hadley,  MA  01075   *USA*

 #5. Shawn Neil
       901-1424 Nelson St.
       Vancouver, BC V6G 1L9   *Canada* 
*** I HAVE MADE $2856.00 LAST WEEK ALONE!!!! ***
-- 
SLTG

Barry Yarbrough <yar...@earthlink.net> ASCII art 17 Jul 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
Shawn Neil wrote:
> 
> -- ATTENTION EVERYONE:
> Take the time to read this and you will be on your way to the easiest
> way to make money since winning the state lottery  This detailed, yet
> simple program will allow you to make a small fortune in under 2
> months with starting costs of 5 dollars!  I am talking about money
> around $10,000-20,000 depending on how much time you put in to it.
> Print this article out now!
> 
> JUST TRY THIS--ALL YOU HAVE TO LOSE IS ABOUT $8!!!!!
> 
> All you have to do is give this a try and judge for yourself.  You
> will definitely be satisfied with the conclusion you will reach.
> Here's the program.
> 
> 1. Mail $1 to each of the five names you see on the list at the end of
> the letter.
> 
> 2. Send a note on a piece of paper saying "Please add me to your list"
> Remember to wrap
> the paper around the bill, so postal workers won't steal it.
> Also mention what slot or number the person was in when you mailed
> them $1.  For example, if John Doe was in slot #1, you would write,
> "John, you were in slot #1".
> 
> 3. Move the names on the list up one increment.  This means the number
> #1 person will no longer be on the list and everyone will move "up"
> one number.  PLACE YOUR NAME IN SLOT #5 RIGHT NOW!!
> 
> 4. Take this letter with your name added to the list and post it in as
> many newsgroups and BBS as you can.  Re-post the letter after a week
> has passed to as many newsgroups as you can.  Re-post as many times as
> you like in the initial three weeks.  THE MORE THE BETTER.  The
> more newsgroups you post this to means the more money you will make.
> You want to expose this to as many people as possible.
> 
> 5. Post a catchy subject line in each newsgroup to attract people to
> reading your letter.
> 
> 6. Just sit back and relax.  If you have followed the instructions and
> posted to enough groups, you are going to have a new car or whatever
> else you want to buy in less than two months.  There will be money
> coming in slowly until the third week when you will get a FLOOD of
> letters with $1 in them!  If you're like me, you'll have a stack of
> one's over ten feet high.  You'll be laughing all the way to the bank
> with your newly acquired 10,000 one dollar bills.
> 
> 7. The last thing to remember is to save the pieces of paper you
> received from people with the $1 in it to be legal and avoid hassles
> with the IRS.
> 
> 8. This business is totally legal under title 18, Section 1302 and
> 1341 of the U.S. Postal Lottery Laws.
> 
> 9. Make sure to remain honest at all times and to keep the integrity
> of the list intact.  We are all working for each other!
> 
> HERE IS THE LIST OF NAMES:
> 
> #1.  Lawrence Brown
>        4310 Sheldon Ave.
>        Temple Hills, MD 20748   *USA*
> 
> #2.  Kenneth Jay
>        17 Pappagallo Point
>        Aliso Viejo, CA 92656    *USA*
> 
> #3.  Dynamic Computers
>        P.O. Box 317
>        West Springfield,  MA  01090    *USA*
> 
> #4.  Scott Gagnon
>        217 Morgan Street
>        South Hadley,  MA  01075   *USA*
> 
>  #5. Shawn Neil
>        901-1424 Nelson St.
>        Vancouver, BC V6G 1L9   *Canada*
> *** I HAVE MADE $2856.00 LAST WEEK ALONE!!!! ***
> SLTG

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