do it yourself ascii kits

NEW! the frogstein and birdstein plastic model kits (assembly required,
paint and glue not included)

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Names and letters to build your own humorous caption:

_B_i_r_d_s_t_e_i_n

_F_r_o_g_s_t_e_i_n

_A_B_C_D_E_F_G_H_I_J_K_L_M_N_O_P_Q_R_S_T_U_V_W_X_Y_Z

_a_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_z

also available: the veronica karlsson kit

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complete with flames for the pc/vk flame wars:

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chainsaw and large knives sold seperately (and remembering about the chainsaw
and large knives if veronica doesn't think this is funny neither do i. 
this isn't me. i must have been cloned)

flames (re)borrowed form randy gardner. f&b bits borrowed from pete casso.
vk bits borrowed from veronica karlsson. 'i must have been cloned' line
borrowed from the band 'the iguana sisters' (no relation [that i know of]
to llizard). they will be returned after dry cleaning & pressing.

uh. i think i hate myself now...

sgt pinback wrote: 
> NEW! the frogstein and birdstein plastic model kits (assembly 
> required, paint and glue not included)
> <stuff elided>
> Names and letters to build your own humorous caption:
> _B_i_r_d_s_t_e_i_n
> 
> _F_r_o_g_s_t_e_i_n
> <stuff elided>

Love it! Love it! I award 3.5 Frogsteins!

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> complete with flames for the pc/vk flame wars:

There is now another vk war going on for our amusement, isn't it
entertaining if we are watching in the audience, isn't it so, Miss
Kitty, Kangaroo, Tony Relyea?

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sgt pinback wrote:
> [ 8< ]

:D:D:D::DD:D::D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

But these came from a friendly, public discussion with llizard, not some
boring old flame war:


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> uh. i think i hate myself now...

Don't!  :)

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