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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Feb 1999.
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ElRon Hubbard signed up as Fifth TellyTubbie

ElRon Hubbard signed up as Fifth TellyTubbie

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 25 Feb 1999 - 26 Feb 1999
Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 25 Feb 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <JeLwS$AKn...@xemu.demon.co.uk>, Dave Bird
<dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> writes

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 (_   ___   _)(_   ___   _) (_   ___   _)(_   ___   _) (_   ___   _) |
   | |___| |    | |___| |     | |___| |    | |___| |     | ElRon \RUM|
   |       |    |       |     |       |    |       |     |       /|__|
   (___|___)    (___|___)     (___|___)    (___|___)    (____|____)
   jgs/m�
>
>  A new arrival will soon be joining TinkyWinky, Dipsy, Lala and Po:
>  he's round and red-faced with a big belly, an aeriel and his head,
>  and shaggy red hair, and he's called "ElRon".  With new catchphrases
>  like "to hell with the tubbytustard, gimme some pinks and grays"
>  he's sure to be a big hit with the kids.  His agent, Damien
>  Miscarriage of Freewinds Productions Inc said, "this is a new
>  departure for my client, but we feel he will fit right in.
>  Being dead might be a bit of a handicap, but on the other hand
>  it hasn't stopped him issuing new books every 2 or 3 years."

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Medical Catastrophe <ca...@arse.trophy> ASCII art 26 Feb 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote:

> In article <JeLwS$AKn...@xemu.demon.co.uk>, Dave Bird
> <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> writes
> 
>       ___           |\          .---.          _             :::\
>      ( o )         |'_\         \ V /         | |            ..:/
>      _| |_        _| |_         _| |_        _| |_           ||
>    .`_____`.    .`_____`.     .`_____`.    .`_____`.      .`   `.
>  |\ /     \ /||\ /     \ /| |\ /     \ /||\ /     \ /|  |\ /\\/\ /|
>  |||  @ @  ||||||  9 9  ||| |||  6 6  ||||||  o o  |||  ||| x x |||
>  \_\   =   /_/\_\   -   /_/ \_\   o   /_/\_\  ._.  /_/  \_\ ._. /_/..
>   .-'-----'-.  .-'-----'-.   .-'-----'-.  .-'-----'-.   .-'-----'-.::.
>  (_   ___   _)(_   ___   _) (_   ___   _)(_   ___   _) (_   ___   _) |
>    | |___| |    | |___| |     | |___| |    | |___| |     | ElRon \RUM|
>    |       |    |       |     |       |    |       |     |       /|__|
>    (___|___)    (___|___)     (___|___)    (___|___)    (____|____)
>    jgs/m�

      Death        Famine      Pestilence     Custard        Booze


> >  A new arrival will soon be joining TinkyWinky, Dipsy, Lala and Po:
> >  he's round and red-faced with a big belly, an aeriel and his head,
> >  and shaggy red hair, and he's called "ElRon".  With new catchphrases
> >  like "to hell with the tubbytustard, gimme some pinks and grays"
> >  he's sure to be a big hit with the kids.  His agent, Damien
> >  Miscarriage of Freewinds Productions Inc said, "this is a new
> >  departure for my client, but we feel he will fit right in.
> >  Being dead might be a bit of a handicap, but on the other hand
> >  it hasn't stopped him issuing new books every 2 or 3 years."

It is as the Prophecy said - the Five Tubbies of the Apocalypse are 
upon us!

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