Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Sep 2000.
Planktonman and DARTH PLANKTON!
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 5 Sep 2000
The adventures of PLANKTONMAN!
In this issue: Planktonman and DARTH PLANKTON!
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The PLANKTOCRUISER, Planktonman's|
starship. | Computer, set +----------+
. . . | __ ___ a course for | /\/\/\/\ |
\/ \/ | / \_/_ \ sector Q-37a. | /\/\/\/\ |
* /\ /\ * || /| ##\ | | /\/\/\/\ |
\-_____-/ . || | | ###| | +----------+
. (#) (#) || | \ ##| | |(__)(_)(_)|
/-------\ His other .| | \---| | | (_)(_)(_)|
. \/ . \/ ship is a | \____/ +(_)(___)()|
/\ /\ Porshe. | __/ \__ ===========+
-------------------------------+--+---------------------------------------
| . * +
I can't do that, Al. | _____
Daisy, daisy- | Here we + / = \ +
/ | are, sir. . /== = =\
/ | | ==== |
/ | | == ==|
+----------+ GO TO $#@!ING| . * __ * . \== = /
| \/\/\/\/ | MANUAL | >(__)< \_____/
| \/\/\/\/ | OVERRIDE! | . * * That is one
| \/\/\/\/ | \ | . big ship. . +
-------------------------------+--+---------------------------------------
Actually, it's |And so...
just a cardboard . |
box with some . |
conviniently placed |
holograms. |
. \ _ |Are you ready These are
* __ * [_] |for a duel, lightsabers.
>(__)< |Planktonman? Not what you
* \ * . | \ think they are.
Oh. . * | \ /
* | .-- --.
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WAIT! Planktonman, | Uhh... Sister's friend's
__ __ I am your father! | __ ___ second cousin twice removed's
/ \ / \ / |/ \ / \ roomate?
| ######## | / | ######## |
| ##########| |##########| WOW! Really?
| ##########| |##########| \__
########## My father lives |########## \_
########## in Florida. |########## No. \
\______/ \ | \______/
__/ \__ \ | __/ \__
-----------------------------+----+---------------------------------------
|
This whole thing was |
stupid anyway. Wanna |
just get some souvlaki? | Souvlaki! +--------------+
\ | Souvlaki! | SOUVLAKI HUT |
\ | Souvlaki-laki-laki! | |
\ | / \ | ALL U |
Sure! \ | / \ | +-+ CAN |
/ \ | / \ | | | EET |
.-- --. | . . | | | CHEEP |
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THE END
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the Prince of Plankton.
http://eurakarte.cjb.net
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