Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 18 Oct 1998.
req: Someone who vomits
alt.ascii-art
· 13 messages · 18 Oct 1998 - 22 Oct 1998
Can anyone draw me a picture of a vomitting man or woman�? Henning -- If Beethoven were alive today, he would compose a six-hour-long symphony that you could only hear by trying to get tech support. (James "Kibo" Parry)
>Message-id: <362...@news.netcologne.de> > >Can anyone draw me a picture of a vomitting man or woman�? Here is a lovely picture by Joris Bellenger: BBEEEUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH... %%%%%% %%%% = = %%C > _)' _( .' , __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . / ) \/| .^',*. , /' /- o/ - " % '_ /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ ///-( \' \\ b'ger -joan -- _ / \ \\ \ .-""-. \\ '-. /` -. '._/ o '. joan stark {` \ / spu...@juno.com \ / ( `;'-'` '. '--.-'-._ '-. ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs `-----` `'--` http://www.ascii-art.com/
spo...@netcologne.de (Henning Sponbiel) writes: > > Can anyone draw me a picture of a vomitting man or woman�? here's a couple of sig sized ones I posted a while ago: (} {) /Y\`;, ,;`/Y\ /^\ ;:, ,:; /^\ -- (((( .' ) //=====e "Beneath the paving stones, the beach!" ))) \ )_//____________ -wall inscription Paris may '68 (((( J ) David Riley )===========O dav...@dmriley.demon.co.uk ))))______)_______________)===========O http://www.dmriley.demon.co.uk/
What the hell is the deal with you guys asking for pictures of puke? If it thrills you so much, why in hell don't you go get a cheap bottle of hootch, and eat about a dozen burritos, some ice cream, and a pint of chow mein with blackberry jelly. You can take all the gag and choke and puke pictures you want, about a half hour later. And you won't have to hang around a newsgroup, requesting someone to go to the trouble of askiing it up for you. I think people who are obsessed with excrement, waste, and rejected digestive material ought to be in the damn nut house, and not posting on alt.ascii. JRO
>From: "Jonathon R. Oglesbee" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply> >What the hell is the deal with you guys asking for >pictures of puke? If it thrills you so much, why >in hell don't you go get a cheap bottle of hootch, >and eat about a dozen burritos, some ice cream, and >a pint of chow mein with blackberry jelly. You can >take all the gag and choke and puke pictures you want, >about a half hour later. And you won't have to hang >around a newsgroup, requesting someone to go to >the trouble of askiing it up for you. I think >people who are obsessed with excrement, waste, and >rejected digestive material ought to be in the >damn nut house, and not posting on alt.ascii. Gee, your accent suddenly vanished. *POOF* in a puff of smoke. :) .---. .-. .-. _ p= ;~~~; =q .---. .---. _ :~: |~~~| .'~`. .' `. .'~`. .'~`. |~~~| .'~`. |~~~| |~~~| .' `. .' `. | a | | b | | c | : d : | e | | f | | g | |(h)| |`i.| .' j `. | k | |___| |___| `._.' :___: |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |_____| |_____| From the other posts of yours concerning beer glasses and bar room scenes, it sounds like you are recovering? Or is this a gag? You are getting a little anal about alcohol-related pictures, I just thought I'd bring this up before you start to get preachy (see above) about it (no one likes a preachy recovering alcoholic - unless it's at the Detox. Center). Okay? Thanks. Just because this brings up bad memories from your past doesn't mean the pictures depicting vomit are obscene - or popping the pourer spout off the top of a half gallon of vodka for that matter. .-. p--- .'~`. .-=~=-. :~: |~| .-~~8~~-. |~| .-. .'__( .'~`. `. .' )___( .' `. | | |~~---~~| | | )__`. | l | | m | .'n`. ( o ) | p |] .' q `. | r | .'s`. | t | |___| |___| `._.' `._.' |_____| `.___.' `._____.' `._.' |___| Actually, I wonder if anyone can come up with someone dry-heaving? :) Now THAT'S a tossing challange. I don't mean to be so uppity, but I see a possible future where you might start trying to hold newsgroup prayer meetings and throwing up Big Book readings. Thanks for your time. . . .. . *. - -_ _-__-0oOo _-_ -__ -||||) ______||||______ ~~~~~~~~~~`""' ____________________________ Later. ___ ( ) Who _____) (_____ put this (__ ) vomit ) (_ on my ( ___) coffee _) (__ table?!? (__ _____) ) (_ (______) -- .-~~-. (_^..^_) Lester||||AMC *Mythos Online : Internet Magazine of Lovecraftian Horror - Dead Alice* http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/redlion/157/deadal.htm *ANSI/ASCII* http://members.aol.com/lester5374/
On Tue, 20 Oct 1998 02:48:26 -0500, Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote: >What the hell is the deal with you guys asking for >pictures of puke? If it thrills you so much, why >in hell don't you go get a cheap bottle of hootch, >and eat about a dozen burritos, some ice cream, and >a pint of chow mein with blackberry jelly. You can >take all the gag and choke and puke pictures you want, >about a half hour later. And you won't have to hang >around a newsgroup, requesting someone to go to >the trouble of askiing it up for you. I think >people who are obsessed with excrement, waste, and >rejected digestive material ought to be in the >damn nut house, and not posting on alt.ascii. But maybe, I need it for kind of a running gag in some news group? Henning -- If Beethoven were alive today, he would compose a six-hour-long symphony that you could only hear by trying to get tech support. (James "Kibo" Parry)
Henning Sponbiel <spo...@netcologne.de> wrote: >On Tue, 20 Oct 1998 02:48:26 -0500, Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote: >>What the hell is the deal with you guys asking for >>pictures of puke? >But maybe, I need it for kind of a running gag in some news group? >Henning In that case wouldn't you need diarrheoa, poop, or turds? This lot should get you moving: @@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@ @@@ @@@@@@@@ -Lester- @@@ @@@@ @ @@@ @@@@ @@ @@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@ @@@@@ @@@ -Lester- @@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @ @@@@@ -Lester- @@@ @@@@@ @@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@ * (___) \ (o o) \-------\ / o| ||O ooo ||@\--|| ooooo ^^ ^^ oooooo A load of Bull ! \\\|||/// . ======= / \! O O ! \ / \` v '/ # | | (#) ( ) oo #\//|* *|\\ o oo #\/( * )/ oo ooo # ===== ooooo oo # ( U ) o # || || o .#---'| |`----. `#----' `-----' \#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/#\| -cfbd- A Cannibal who just passed his friend in the jungle ! Hey - eat crap! I DO NOT REMOVE INTIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (\ ( \ / ) _/ )___ / / \______ ( ( \ __\______________ \ / \ _( )\ _/ \____________________/ \ / \_ \ ( \___ ) \ _/ _/ \_____/___________________/ Bye,
>From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> >In that case wouldn't you need diarrheoa, poop, or turds? > > >This lot should get you moving: > These are a lot funnier when someone else posts them. :) > > @@@@@ > @@@@@@ > @@@@@@ > @@@@@@ > @@@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ > @ @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ > @@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@ > @@@ @@@@@@@@ -Lester- > @@@ @@@@ @ > @@@ @@@@ @@ > @@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@ > @@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@@@@ > > -- .-~~-. (_^..^_) Lester||||AMC *Mythos Online : Internet Magazine of Lovecraftian Horror - Dead Alice* http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/redlion/157/deadal.htm *ANSI/ASCII* http://members.aol.com/lester5374/
>From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> >>>What the hell is the deal with you guys asking for >>>pictures of puke? > >>But maybe, I need it for kind of a running gag in some news group? > >>Henning > > >In that case wouldn't you need diarrheoa, poop, or turds? Okay, here ya go then. ''.. ) '''. .' ( ( ( .' '. ) ( ) ) ( ) ''.. '. ( ) ( ( ) ( }#{ (\*/) ) ( ) ) ( ) " " ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ___.--. ) ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''.. \\\\ ( ( _.-~~~-.'''.'' ''-. ; `** ) ) ;****......._____.......****; `*. ( .* `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' * `*. ) ';`*. A steaming bowl of .*' `*. ..''; `**. pasty turds. .**' `*. ..'''.. '. `***. .***' `* ___________`.......'..'____`**lester**amc**'______________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -- .-~~-. (_^..^_) Lester||||AMC *Mythos Online : Internet Magazine of Lovecraftian Horror - Dead Alice* http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/redlion/157/deadal.htm *ANSI/ASCII* http://members.aol.com/lester5374/
Lester5374 <les...@aol.commander> wrote: >>From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> >>>>What the hell is the deal with you guys asking for >>>>pictures of puke? >> >>>But maybe, I need it for kind of a running gag in some news group? >> >>>Henning >> >> >>In that case wouldn't you need diarrheoa, poop, or turds? > Okay, here ya go then. > ''.. ) > '''. .' ( ( ( > .' '. ) ( ) ) ( ) > ''.. '. ( ) ( ( ) ( > }#{ (\*/) ) ( ) ) ( ) > " " ( ) ( ) ( > ) ) ___.--. ) > ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''.. \\\\ > ( ( _.-~~~-.'''.'' ''-. ; `** > ) ) ;****......._____.......****; `*. > ( .* `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' * `*. > ) ';`*. A steaming bowl of .*' `*. > ..''; `**. pasty turds. .**' `*. > ..'''.. '. `***. .***' `* >___________`.......'..'____`**lester**amc**'______________ >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think they would look better in a Gozunda or Bedpan...just my opinion: ) ( ( ( ) ) ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ( ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ) ) ( ) ) ( ) ( . ( ) ( ) ( ) '; ) ) ___.--. ) ..''; ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''.. ..'''.. '. ( ( _.-~~~-.'''.'' ''-. ; `.......'..''. ) ) :' .----------------------- ..''; -------------. ( .' ( )'.. ;'( ) ) '; \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% `------' %%%%%%%%%% / -cfbd- ..''; \ / after ..'''.. '. \______________________________________/ Lester `.......'..' Bedpan ) ( ( ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ___.--. ) ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''. ( ( _.-~~~-.''';''., ''-. ; ; ) ) :' .----------------------. -cfbd- ( .' (______________________) after ) '; (~| . |~) Lester ..''; \| oOo |/ Gozunda ..'''.. '. | \|/ | `.......'..' \____________________/ TTFN,
>From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> >> Okay, here ya go then. > >> ''.. ) >> '''. .' ( ( ( >> .' '. ) ( ) ) ( ) >> ''.. '. ( ) ( ( ) ( >> }#{ (\*/) ) ( ) ) ( ) >> " " ( ) ( ) ( >> ) ) ___.--. ) >> ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''.. \\\\ >> ( ( _.-~~~-.'''.'' ''-. ; `** >> ) ) ;****......._____.......****; `*. >> ( .* `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' * `*. >> ) ';`*. A steaming bowl of .*' `*. >> ..''; `**. pasty turds. .**' `*. >> ..'''.. '. `***. .***' `* >>___________`.......'..'____`**lester**amc**'______________ >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > >I think they would look better in a Gozunda or Bedpan...just my >opinion: They all look equally disgusting to me. :) BTW, what's a "gozunda"? > > ) > ( ( ( ) ) > ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ( > ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ) > ) ( ) ) ( ) ( . > ( ) ( ) ( ) '; > ) ) ___.--. ) ..''; > ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''.. ..'''.. '. > ( ( _.-~~~-.'''.'' ''-. ; `.......'..''. > ) ) :' .----------------------- ..''; -------------. > ( .' ( )'.. ;'( ) > ) '; \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% `------' %%%%%%%%%% / >-cfbd- ..''; \ / >after ..'''.. '. \______________________________________/ >Lester `.......'..' > Bedpan > > > > > ) > ( ( ( > ) ( ) ) ( ) > ( ) ( ( ) ( > ) ( ) ) ( ) > ( ) ( ) ( > ) ) ___.--. ) > ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''. > ( ( _.-~~~-.''';''., ''-. ; ; > ) ) :' .----------------------. >-cfbd- ( .' (______________________) >after ) '; (~| . |~) >Lester ..''; \| oOo |/ Gozunda > ..'''.. '. | \|/ | > `.......'..' \____________________/ -- .-~~-. (_^..^_) Lester||||AMC *Mythos Online : Internet Magazine of Lovecraftian Horror - Dead Alice* http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/redlion/157/deadal.htm *ANSI/ASCII* http://members.aol.com/lester5374/
Well, gee.... I had no idear at'all that we had such talented "are-tists" out there. Wow. I reckon we ought to change the name of this here NG to alt.scat-art. From the length of this here thread, I figger it mite git us more audience. In view of a couple other threads ah' goin', how about alt.atheist-scat-art? Or alt.scat-atheist? How 'bout alt.atheist-scat? Further suggestions welcome, until this matter are dee-cided. JRO
Lester5374 <les...@aol.commander> wrote: >>From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> >>> Okay, here ya go then. >> >>> ''.. ) >>> '''. .' ( ( ( >>> .' '. ) ( ) ) ( ) >>> ''.. '. ( ) ( ( ) ( >>> }#{ (\*/) ) ( ) ) ( ) >>> " " ( ) ( ) ( >>> ) ) ___.--. ) >>> ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''.. \\\\ >>> ( ( _.-~~~-.'''.'' ''-. ; `** >>> ) ) ;****......._____.......****; `*. >>> ( .* `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' * `*. >>> ) ';`*. A steaming bowl of .*' `*. >>> ..''; `**. pasty turds. .**' `*. >>> ..'''.. '. `***. .***' `* >>>___________`.......'..'____`**lester**amc**'______________ >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> >> >>I think they would look better in a Gozunda or Bedpan...just my >>opinion: > They all look equally disgusting to me. :) >> BTW, what's a "gozunda"? >> >> >> ) >> ( ( ( >> ) ( ) ) ( ) >> ( ) ( ( ) ( >> ) ( ) ) ( ) >> ( ) ( ) ( >> ) ) ___.--. ) >> ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''. >> ( ( _.-~~~-.''';''., ''-. ; ; >> ) ) :' .----------------------. >>-cfbd- ( .' (______________________) >>after ) '; (~| . |~) >>Lester ..''; \| oOo |/ Gozunda >> ..'''.. '. | \|/ | >> `.......'..' \____________________/ __ __ ||____________________________________________|| || _______________________________________ || || { || || { //////\\ ////\\\\ || || { / \ ((((( )))) || || { _| _ _ |_ (( /\ /\ )) || || { |.|-(.)-(.)+. (|_O| |O_|) || || { \| J |/ ((( ^ ))) || || { \ --- / \ V / || || ____nn__ \ / _nn____uu__ | | __uu__ || ||{ "####" ) ||{ \ || . || . \ || . ||\ . . ' \ || \ . * > || \ . ,__./ \ || \ . / \ ~~ \ . | BOMB | \ \ . \____/ \ . \ \ . \ . \ \ . \ . \ \ ( ______________________________________________________) \ | | \ | | \|______________________________________________________| || | ______________________ || | || | (______________________) || | || | (~| . |~) || | || | \| oOo |/ Gozunda || | || | | \|/ | || | || | \____________________/ || | `~~ `~~ " Waiting for the Big Bang " Gozunda = po, pisspot, jerry, pottie Toodle-oo,
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