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Adam & Eve

Adam & Eve

alt.ascii-art · 15 messages · 1 Feb 2001 - 18 Apr 2001
Ramas^RTL <ram...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 1 Feb 2001 22:03 · permalink · report
Once upon a time
there were Adam & Eve...

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  .:.   .:.

They loved each other...

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  |||   |||
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He loved her a lot....

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Continue...

(This is my first ascii try ever..)

Beware the snake...

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Greets,

RaMaS^RiTUAL {-
http://web.tiscalinet.it

"64k shold be enough for everyone" - TBL

> Once upon a time
> there were Adam & Eve...
>
>   _0_   /0\
>  |\./| |O.O|
>  �|u|� �(*)�
>   |||   |||
>   .:.   .:.
>
> They loved each other...
>
>   _0_   /0\
>  |\./\ /O.O|
>  �|u| � (*)�
>   |||   |||
>   .:.   .:.
>
> He loved her a lot....
>
>    0     0\
>    ||   (|
>    �/=   �)
>    |     |
>    ;.   .;
>
> Continue...
>
> (This is my first ascii try ever..)
>
> Beware the snake...
>
> (�
>  )
> (
>  �

Very nice .. especially for a first try .. It has a touch of minimalism i really like.
You did however use some char that no all can view properly.

Namely the � and � chars

Here is an attempt to correct that :

Once upon a time
there were Adam & Eve...

  _0_   /0\
 |\./| |O.O|
 '|u|' '(*)'
  |||   |||
  .:.   .:.

They loved each other...

  _0_   /0\
 |\./\ /O.O|
 '|u| " (*)'
  |||   |||
  .:.   .:.

He loved her a lot....

   0     0\
   ||   (|
   '/=   ')
   |     |
   ;.   .;




and a didddle

He loved her a lot....
                  .-------------------------------------.
   0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
   |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
   '==D   ')
   |      |
   ;.    .;

*hehe*

Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> 
> He loved her a lot....
>                   .-------------------------------------.
>    0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
>    |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
           ^ *gg* is this a C-Cup?
>    '==D   ')
>    |      |
>    ;.    .;
> 

-- 
The Internet is really just a series of bottlenecks joined by high
speed networks.
[Sam Wilson]

> >                   .-------------------------------------.
> >    0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
> >    |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
>            ^ *gg* is this a C-Cup?
> >    '==D   ')
> >    |      |
> >    ;.    .;

You are very observant .. Yes it is !

I like C-cups .. B & C cups are my favourites.. they are "just right"
A is too small - D and up are too large.

Of course there will always be another bear who likes A or D(+) better .. all bears are
unique.

yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt <med...@snotmail.com> ASCII art 3 Feb 2001 06:06 · permalink · report


: > >                   .-------------------------------------.
: > >    0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
: > >    |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
: >            ^ *gg* is this a C-Cup?
: > >    '==D   ')
: > >    |      |
: > >    ;.    .;
:
: You are very observant .. Yes it is !
:
: I like C-cups .. B & C cups are my favourites.. they are "just right"
: A is too small - D and up are too large.
:

HEY!!! Well, they are hard to chase cars with......
We always called A's the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee <g>

: Of course there will always be another bear who likes A or D(+) better ..
all bears are
: unique.
:
:

I got a bear with big hands. All the better to ahhh, never mind...hee hee

LOL
Yatty

"yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt" wrote  :
> : > >                   .-------------------------------------.
> : > >    0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
> : > >    |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
> : >            ^ *gg* is this a C-Cup?
> : > >    '==D   ')
> : > >    |      |
> : > >    ;.    .;
> :
> : You are very observant .. Yes it is !
> :
> : I like C-cups .. B & C cups are my favourites.. they are "just right"
> : A is too small - D and up are too large.
> :
>
> HEY!!! Well, they are hard to chase cars with......

Chase cars ? .. I though only dogs did that ?

> We always called A's the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee <g>

*g*

> : Of course there will always be another bear who likes A or D(+) better ..
> all bears are
> : unique.

> I got a bear with big hands. All the better to ahhh, never mind...hee hee

:D

Just remember ! - It's what inside that really matters.
.. ( and whether or not she will swallow it )

>;)

> LOL
> Yatty

Cheers Yatty :D

yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt <med...@snotmail.com> ASCII art 3 Feb 2001 20:35 · permalink · report

: > : > >                   .-------------------------------------.
: > : > >    0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
: > : > >    |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
: > : >            ^ *gg* is this a C-Cup?
: > : > >    '==D   ')
: > : > >    |      |
: > : > >    ;.    .;
: > :
: > : You are very observant .. Yes it is !
: > :
: > : I like C-cups .. B & C cups are my favourites.. they are "just right"
: > : A is too small - D and up are too large.
: > :
: >
: > HEY!!! Well, they are hard to chase cars with......
:
: Chase cars ? .. I though only dogs did that ?
:

No, you never know.

: > We always called A's the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee <g>
:
: *g*
:
: > : Of course there will always be another bear who likes A or D(+) better
..
: > all bears are
: > : unique.
:
: > I got a bear with big hands. All the better to ahhh, never mind...hee
hee
:
: :D
:
: Just remember ! - It's what inside that really matters.
: .. ( and whether or not she will swallow it )
:

LOL, gross! Yeah, your favorite bird...the Swallow.

hee hee
Yatty
8^D

On Sat, 3 Feb 2001 16:35:42 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<new...@CeeJay.cjb.nOt> provoked the following text:

>> : > >                   .-------------------------------------.
>> : > >    0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
>> : > >    |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
>> : >            ^ *gg* is this a C-Cup?
>> : > >    '==D   ')
>> : > >    |      |
>> : > >    ;.    .;
>> : You are very observant .. Yes it is !
>> : I like C-cups .. B & C cups are my favourites.. they are "just right"
>> : A is too small - D and up are too large.
>> HEY!!! Well, they are hard to chase cars with......
>Chase cars ? .. I though only dogs did that ?

Ah, i see you don't know Yatty very well yet...

>> We always called A's the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee <g>
>*g*

Gee, there's no need to blush!
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        Peter Punk
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Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> 
> > >                   .-------------------------------------.
> > >    0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
> > >    |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
> >            ^ *gg* is this a C-Cup?
> > >    '==D   ')
> > >    |      |
> > >    ;.    .;
> 
> You are very observant .. Yes it is !
> 
> I like C-cups .. B & C cups are my favourites.. they are "just right"
> A is too small - D and up are too large.
> 
> Of course there will always be another bear who likes A or D(+) better .. all bears are
> unique.

:-) I like A best... nice firm... and more than a mouthful is wasted *g*

Sebastian
-- 
Stimmt, Du wu�test viel schneller, wann Du gestorben warst.
[Bastian Schiebener zu Sabine Wienciers in dateka�]

> >> : > >                   .-------------------------------------.
> >> : > >    0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
> >> : > >    |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
> >> : >            ^ *gg* is this a C-Cup?
> >> : > >    '==D   ')
> >> : > >    |      |
> >> : > >    ;.    .;
> >> : You are very observant .. Yes it is !
> >> : I like C-cups .. B & C cups are my favourites.. they are "just right"
> >> : A is too small - D and up are too large.
> >> HEY!!! Well, they are hard to chase cars with......
> >Chase cars ? .. I though only dogs did that ?
>
> Ah, i see you don't know Yatty very well yet...

Can't say that I do .. please elaborate .. gimme all ze scruffy detailz :)

> >> We always called A's the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee <g>
> >*g*
>
> Gee, there's no need to blush!

I personally liked that remark of hers .. it has ... spunk.

"Sebastian Posner" wrote
> Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> >
> > > >                   .-------------------------------------.
> > > >    0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
> > > >    |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
> > >            ^ *gg* is this a C-Cup?
> > > >    '==D   ')
> > > >    |      |
> > > >    ;.    .;
> >
> > You are very observant .. Yes it is !
> >
> > I like C-cups .. B & C cups are my favourites.. they are "just right"
> > A is too small - D and up are too large.
> >
> > Of course there will always be another bear who likes A or D(+) better .. all bears
are
> > unique.
>
> :-) I like A best... nice firm... and more than a mouthful is wasted *g*

     0\
    A|
     ')
     |
    .;

? *lol* .. Nahh .. C-cups are better .. A handful and a pillow to rest your head on at
night.

BTW .. is the ABC .. etc measurement of bra's the same on a global scale ?
I don't think so ... but it's a safe bet that Germany (the exhaulted mr. Posner) and
Denmark (myself) use the same system .. I think it's the same within Europe

yAtGiRL tHeBuCkEt <med...@snotmail.com> ASCII art 6 Feb 2001 03:22 · permalink · report


: > >> : > >                   .-------------------------------------.
: > >> : > >    0      0\  ,- (  Ohh my ! You're hung like a horse !  )
: > >> : > >    |     C|       '-------------------------------------'
: > >> : >            ^ *gg* is this a C-Cup?
: > >> : > >    '==D   ')
: > >> : > >    |      |
: > >> : > >    ;.    .;
: > >> : You are very observant .. Yes it is !
: > >> : I like C-cups .. B & C cups are my favourites.. they are "just
right"
: > >> : A is too small - D and up are too large.
: > >> HEY!!! Well, they are hard to chase cars with......
: > >Chase cars ? .. I though only dogs did that ?
: >
: > Ah, i see you don't know Yatty very well yet...
:
: Can't say that I do .. please elaborate .. gimme all ze scruffy detailz :)
:

Is he limping? Then he don't know! LOL

: > >> We always called A's the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee <g>
: > >*g*
: >
: > Gee, there's no need to blush!
:
: I personally liked that remark of hers .. it has ... spunk.
:
:
Thank you! I'm full of it.
hee hee
Yatty
8^D

Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> 

      0\      0\
     {|      (| 
      ')      ')
      |       | 
     .;      .; 

*yummy*

Sebastian
-- 
C: Ich m�chte nicht l�nger "Junge" genannt werden. Ich finde den Ausdruck
   dem�tigend und sexistisch.
H: Wie m�chtest Du dann genannt werden?          
C: "Genetisch bevorzugter Jugendlicher". [aus "Calvin und Hobbes"]

Alex K. Krcek <101...@1010011010.org> schreef in berichtnieuws
MPG.14ea3b56a08115d39896ad@192.168.0.1...
> Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote :
>
> > BTW .. is the ABC .. etc measurement of bra's the same on a global scale
?
> > I don't think so ... but it's a safe bet that Germany (the exhaulted mr.
Posner) and
> > Denmark (myself) use the same system .. I think it's the same within
Europe
>
> Same stuff in France, yep.
>

And in the Netherlands.

> ObAscii :
>
>       ~
>     ~~~
>    ~ ~
>  _______
> |       |____
> |       | __ |
> |   C   | __|| C. Cup
> |       |____|
> |_______|

Now it is!

>
> --
> Alex K. Krcek
> http://1010011010.org

Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 18 Apr 2001 05:38 · permalink · report
Arjen Pilon, am Tue, 17 Apr 2001 13:59:45 +0200


>> > BTW .. is the ABC .. etc measurement of bra's the same on a global scale
>> > I don't think so ... but it's a safe bet that Germany (the exhaulted mr.
>> > Posner) and Denmark (myself) use the same system .. I think it's the same within
>> > Europe
>> Same stuff in France, yep.
>And in the Netherlands.

And I always thought this is global scale:
Man: Need a bra for my wife.
Service: Which size?
Man: Two good hands full.


German TV-Show:
Show-Master: Du you know the bra-size of your wife?
Man: �h... no...
Show-Master: Make a guess!
Man: �h... 12?

Ma�ion *g*

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