Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 29 Jan 1998.
Humor
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· 5 messages · 29 Jan 1998 - 1 Feb 1998
Nice, it reminds me of the cartoon I made from myself for my .plan:
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(I'm quite tall...)
Martina
Computer humor:
"Fatal Error! No Hard Drive?!
__ ! / All I did was click, Delete."
_____/ | .--.
| | | (__ }
| | | /.){ }
| | | < ? }
|_____|__| o_{___}_
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| | ___)__||_|
| | ( _____)((
D| | | (______)
a| | | | ||
n| | | | _||_
a| | |_|//||\\
'98|__________|/_/|()()()
"I'm NOT addicted. I just forgot
__ / to log off."
_____/ | ___
| | | |___\__
| | | |. .|
| | | | ~ |
|_____|__| |_o_| _
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| |----\_/ || |
| | __|___||_|
| | ( _____)((
D| | | (______)
a| | | | ||
n| | | | _||_
a| | |_|//||\\
'98|__________|/__|()()()
__ "Everytime I try loading that page
_____/ | ? / it wants to send me a cookie."
| | | .--.
| | | /O--|
| | | < )
|_____|__| o___| _
__)___(___(\___|/ /|| |
| |-|____/ || |
| | __|___||_|
| | ( _____)((
D| | | (______)
a| | | | ||
n| | | | _||_
a| | |_|//||\\
'98|__________|/__|()()()
"Computers...
__ / they're for nincompoops."
_____/ | .---.
| | | {__ }
| | | (.)--\ }
| | | < ? }
|_____|__| >___(-' _
__)___(___(\___(/_/ \ | |
| |\_____/ \| |
| | __| ||_|
| | (\_______)((
D| | | |(________)
a| | | | ||
n| | | | _||_
a| | | | //||\\
'98|__________|/_/| ()()()
[Slow modem] __
_____/ |
| | | "ZZZZZZZzzzzzz"
| | | /
| | | __________
|_____|__|(/ ^ | \\ _
)___(___\_+ |_| \_\|| |
| |\/ \/ /|| |
| | ___/ /_||_|
| | ( __uu__)((
D| | | (_______)
a| | | | ||
n| | | | _||_
a| | |_|//||\\
'98|__________|/__|()()()
"Abort? Let's see...what would
__ / happen if I pressed THIS key..."
_____/ |
| | | \\///
| | | /. |
| | | < )
|_____|__| >___| _
__)___(___(\___|/ /|| |
| |-|____/ || |
| | __|___||_|
| | ( _____)((
D| | | (______)
a| | | | ||
n| | | | _||_
a| | |_|//||\\
'98|__________|/__)()()()
! "Uh oh."
/
\\///
/O) |
< )
o___| _
|| ||| |
|| ||| |
\ | / __||_|||_|
__ ( __uuu)((
\ _____/ | | (______)
| | | | | ||
__ | | | | | _||_
| | | |_|//||\\
|_____|__| /__)()()()
/ __)___(___
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D| | |||
a| |
n| | |||
a| ( ( ( __/ | \__ ) ) )
'98|____( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) )
These were a stinker to do. But I gave it my best shot. - Dana
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In article <34D...@netgsi.com>, Dana <dan...@netgsi.com> wrote: > > Computer humor: [snip] > "Abort? Let's see...what would > __ / happen if I pressed THIS key..." > _____/ | > | | | \\/// > | | | /. | > | | | < ) > |_____|__| >___| _ > __)___(___(\___|/ /|| | > | |-|____/ || | > | | __|___||_| > | | ( _____)(( > D| | | (______) > a| | | | || > n| | | | _||_ > a| | |_|//||\\ > '98|__________|/__)()()() > > > > ! "Uh oh." > / > \\/// > /O) | > < ) > o___| _ > || ||| | > || ||| | > \ | / __||_|||_| > __ ( __uuu)(( > \ _____/ | | (______) > | | | | | || > __ | | | | | _||_ > | | | |_|//||\\ > |_____|__| /__)()()() > / __)___(___ > | | > | | ||| > | | > D| | ||| > a| | > n| | ||| > a| ( ( ( __/ | \__ ) ) ) > '98|____( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) > > These were a stinker to do. But I gave it my best shot. - Dana . ___ha /\ _/ ha| ---%^^^, |_____|ha / \/ > --- == > [_____] __>,^ ejm98 | | //| | Good shot! NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ _/ | / ha cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca |_____| |,^%--- ha llizard aka ejm --- == < \ ha [_____] __ \ > \ That abort key ejm98 | | __| /\/>^^ \ one really works!!
In article <34D...@netgsi.com>, Dana <dan...@netgsi.com> writes >Computer humor: > These are great Dana. Here's another one for you. 'scuse me for borrowing your drawing. > > > > "To start, press any key. > __ ? / Where's the ANY KEY?!" > _____/ | .--. > | | | (__ } > | | | /.){ } > | | | < ? } > |_____|__| o_{___}_ > __)___(___(\___(/ /|| | > | |-|____/ || | > | | ___)__||_| > | | ( _____)(( > D| | | (______) > a| | | | || > n| | | | _||_ > a| | |_|//||\\ > '98|__________|/_/|()()() > <snip> Bruce I Ward bru...@danesholme.demon.co.uk http://www.danesholme.demon.co.uk --
Thanks! I'm currently working on making the dialogue sound alittle more humorous than what it is. I may repost it at a later time. Like your art! - Dana >Martina Eckert wrote: > > Nice, it reminds me of the cartoon I made from myself for my .plan: > > ________________________________________________________________________ > > %%%% > |- %%% > ______ '_ %%% > / | _ '%%% > / | |_|%% > | | / \ \%% > \ | { \_\ > \______| | \ \ > / \ | , ,' > ---------- _,','| > | | __'__' | > ---------- ----- | > ________________________________________________________________________ > > (I'm quite tall...) > > Martina
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