Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Apr 2006.
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ASCII Art Fart for Sun, 2006 Apr 23: #2495 THE CRIMINALIZATION OF ENVANGELIZATION
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· 3 messages · 24 Apr 2006 - 24 Apr 2006
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._ > #2495 THE CRIMINALIZATION OF ENVANGELIZATION > > > <(((((( A MODEST PROPOSAL IN THE CRIMINALIZATION OF > /_ _ ) EVANGELIZATION: BECAUSE IF YOU BELIEVE IN > ( . . ) THE RAPTURE YOU MAY BE MILDLY RETARDED AND > ( / ) THEREFORE UNSUITABLE FOR PUBLIC SERVICE Looks like we went from a few weeks to very lame farts to this last week which had a whole lot of good ones. I for one am fully behind making people who believe in the End Times ineligible for political office. -- =()==()==()==()==()- http://fauxascii.com \ \ \ \ \ \ ASCII artist :F_P:-O- -O- -O- -O- -O- -O- -O- \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
In article <1MY2g.3961$B42.798@dukeread05>, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > I for one am fully behind making people who believe in the End Times > ineligible for political office. > I for two am fully behind making people who believe in the End times ineligible for oxygenic respiration. But can I hit them with a large blunt object before they stop twitching? -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Aidan Karley wrote the following -._ > In article <1MY2g.3961$B42.798@dukeread05>, Faux_Pseudo wrote: >> I for one am fully behind making people who believe in the End Times >> ineligible for political office. >> > I for two am fully behind making people who believe in the End > times ineligible for oxygenic respiration. But can I hit them with a > large blunt object before they stop twitching? I think that might fall under 'cruel and unusual punishment'. Besides, why lower yourself to their level? -- =()==()==()==()==()- http://fauxascii.com \ \ \ \ \ \ ASCII artist :F_P:-O- -O- -O- -O- -O- -O- -O- \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
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