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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Apr 1994.
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married women

married women

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 11 Apr 1994
JEREMY H SPROAT <jsp...@uvsc.edu> ASCII art 11 Apr 1994 16:25 · raw headers · report
In article <oli...@netcom.com> oli...@netcom.com (O. Det) writes:
>From: oli...@netcom.com (O. Det)
>Subject: Re: married women
>Date: Fri, 8 Apr 1994 15:22:51 GMT

>sign (TES...@psuvm.psu.edu) wrote:
>: Any women out their who are frustrated with their husband, and who do not fe
el
>: he can satisfy them anymore, write me.  i am a swm 22 who is willing and lon
gin
>: g to meet married women.  Write back if interested. sab...@email.psu.edu
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>        That's nice...

>        But is it "art" ?!

Who is Art, and why does life imitate him?

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I saulte "sign" (for that is his name) for his subtle, yet profound display
of abstract quasi-cerebral passionate pleas of attention.  The feelings his
posting conjure are stirring, yet shallow; a rage of violent purple against
a backdrop of blue calm.  His virtual metaphor of "life in the big city,"
portrayed by the subtle yet aggressive use of iambic pentameter amidst the
acronyms, touched me in places only few have touched me - the first male to
do so.  I am inspired by his greatness, his audacity, his existential
methodology, his severe sexual repression, his charts on the population
distribution of the Great Australian Grey-backed Wombat, and his courage in
an AIDS-infected world.  He, above all else, symbolizes...

Oh.  My mistake.  I thought that this was "alt.sex.cheap-pick-up-lines.d".

There's ASCII in the signature, tho.


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