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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Jan 2002.
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alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 1 Jan 2002 - 2 Jan 2002
ste...@VAFFANCULOpetitmorte.net.invalid ASCII art 1 Jan 2002 17:38 · permalink · report
Hearty congratulations to "vinny" <fri...@yahoo.com>, who was sober 
long enough to post news:a0qhor$mfkjf$1...@ID-99150.news.dfncis.de into 
alt.hackers.malicious...

> 
><ste...@VAFFANCULOpetitmorte.net.invalid> wrote in message
> news:Xns91883019ADB9bunchofgyppos@csis-inject...
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>>                                     | |_) || | | |\___ \ | |_| |
>> mhm28x28                        ____|  __/ | |_| | ___) ||  _  |
>>                                / ___|_| |_  \___/_|____(_)_|_|_|
>> Snobbing it around Usenet      \___ \ | __|/ _ \\ \ / /| | / _ \
>> since longer than I can         ___) || |_|  __/ \ V / | ||  __/
>> remember.                      |____/  \__|\___|  \_/  |_| \___|
> 
> Ok?
> So like What is that sig supposed to be? A pile of leaves?
> Wow, nice sig, a pile of leaves??

A pile of leaves is much more creative a piece of ASCII-ART than you could 
ever come up with and whilst I hate not to take the credit, I feel for the 
sake of humanity I must point out to you that not every newsreader on the 
planet defaults to Arial Size 12. In fact, computers used by the wiser 
generation do not even have that hideous font available to them.

As it happens, Twitty, my signature is perfectly legible on any operating 
system available as all you need to do is set your newsreader to display 
in fixed width font. Why is it that fa><ors do not understand ASCII-ART?

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<ste...@VAFFANCULOpetitmorte.net.invalid> wrote in message
news:Xns9189B4153F9A7bunchofgyppos@csis-inject...
> Hearty congratulations to "vinny" <fri...@yahoo.com>, who was sober
> long enough to post news:a0qhor$mfkjf$1...@ID-99150.news.dfncis.de into
> alt.hackers.malicious...
>
> >
> ><ste...@VAFFANCULOpetitmorte.net.invalid> wrote in message
> > news:Xns91883019ADB9bunchofgyppos@csis-inject...
> >>                                      ____    ___   ____   _   _
> >>                                     |  _ \  / _ \ / ___| | | | |
> >>                                     | |_) || | | |\___ \ | |_| |
> >> mhm28x28                        ____|  __/ | |_| | ___) ||  _  |
> >>                                / ___|_| |_  \___/_|____(_)_|_|_|
> >> Snobbing it around Usenet      \___ \ | __|/ _ \\ \ / /| | / _ \
> >> since longer than I can         ___) || |_|  __/ \ V / | ||  __/
> >> remember.                      |____/  \__|\___|  \_/  |_| \___|
> >
> > Ok?
> > So like What is that sig supposed to be? A pile of leaves?
> > Wow, nice sig, a pile of leaves??
>
> A pile of leaves is much more creative a piece of ASCII-ART than you could
> ever come up with and whilst I hate not to take the credit, I feel for the
> sake of humanity I must point out to you that not every newsreader on the
> planet defaults to Arial Size 12. In fact, computers used by the wiser
> generation do not even have that hideous font available to them.
>
> As it happens, Twitty, my signature is perfectly legible on any operating
> system available as all you need to do is set your newsreader to display
> in fixed width font. Why is it that fa><ors do not understand ASCII-ART?
>
> --
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> \ \   / /(_) _ __   _ __   _   _     /_/    ___   ___  _ __   ____ __ _
>  \ \ / / | || '_ \ | '_ \ | | | |   / _ \  / __| / _ \| '_ \ |_  // _` |
>   \ V /  | || | | || | | || |_| |  |  __/  \__ \|  __/| | | | / /| (_| |
>    \_/   |_||_| |_||_| |_| \__, |   \___|  |___/ \___||_| |_|/___|\__,_|
>                            |___/
>  _   _  _ __      ___  __ _  ____ ____ ___
> | | | || '_ \    / __|/ _` ||_  /|_  // _ \
> | |_| || | | |  | (__| (_| | / /  / /| (_) |
>  \__,_||_| |_|   \___|\__,_|/___|/___|\___/

Vinny e' senza cazza??  WTF?

"POSH STEVIE"??

Nuff said.

ste...@VAFFANCULOpetitmorte.net.invalid ASCII art 2 Jan 2002 07:11 · permalink · report
Hearty congratulations to "vinny" <fri...@yahoo.com>, who was sober 
long enough to post news:a0tbdn$n0k24$1...@ID-99150.news.dfncis.de into 
alt.hackers.malicious...

> 
><ste...@VAFFANCULOpetitmorte.net.invalid> wrote in message
> news:Xns9189B4153F9A7bunchofgyppos@csis-inject...
>> Hearty congratulations to "vinny" <fri...@yahoo.com>, who was 
sober
>> long enough to post news:a0qhor$mfkjf$1...@ID-99150.news.dfncis.de into
>> alt.hackers.malicious...
>>
>> >
>> ><ste...@VAFFANCULOpetitmorte.net.invalid> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns91883019ADB9bunchofgyppos@csis-inject...
>> >>                                      ____    ___   ____   _   _
>> >>                                     |  _ \  / _ \ / ___| | | | |
>> >>                                     | |_) || | | |\___ \ | |_| |
>> >> mhm28x28                        ____|  __/ | |_| | ___) ||  _  |
>> >>                                / ___|_| |_  \___/_|____(_)_|_|_|
>> >> Snobbing it around Usenet      \___ \ | __|/ _ \\ \ / /| | / _ \
>> >> since longer than I can         ___) || |_|  __/ \ V / | ||  __/
>> >> remember.                      |____/  \__|\___|  \_/  |_| \___|
>> >
>> > Ok?
>> > So like What is that sig supposed to be? A pile of leaves?
>> > Wow, nice sig, a pile of leaves??
>>
>> A pile of leaves is much more creative a piece of ASCII-ART than you 
could
>> ever come up with and whilst I hate not to take the credit, I feel for 
the
>> sake of humanity I must point out to you that not every newsreader on 
the
>> planet defaults to Arial Size 12. In fact, computers used by the wiser
>> generation do not even have that hideous font available to them.
>>
>> As it happens, Twitty, my signature is perfectly legible on any 
operating
>> system available as all you need to do is set your newsreader to 
display
>> in fixed width font. Why is it that fa><ors do not understand ASCII-
ART?
> 
> Because it's something a chick would do.

Whilst I observe that most of the time women show more intelligence, and 
better memory than men, it really isn't that fucking difficult to figure 
out how to read an ACSII-ART image.

> Reach down in your crotch and squeeze, notice it doesn't hurt.

I see you're following the usual Fa><or Fu><head method of repeating 
insults back to people for lack of originality. I create a signature, X-
Header, and X-Face saying "Vinny � senza un cazzo" and in followup, what 
do you have to say that isn't exactly what I said?

> (i'm snipping his pile of leaves>

A fuckwit, as well as a fuckhead. It seems to be "fottere" all round today 
doesn't it, Fa><or?

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mhm28x28                        ____|  __/ | |_| | ___) ||  _  |
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Snobbing it around Usenet      \___ \ | __|/ _ \\ \ / /| | / _ \
since longer than I can         ___) || |_|  __/ \ V / | ||  __/
remember.                      |____/  \__|\___|  \_/  |_| \___|

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